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03/12/10(Fri)09:35 No. 7720467 >>7720386 Lisa: Mom! Homer:
Huh -- wha -- Lisa! What's up? Lisa: I just had a bad dream! Homer:
Oh, sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it. Lisa: Well, I
know it's absurd, but I dreamed the bogeyman was after me, and he's
hiding under -- Homer: Aah! Bogeyman! You nail the windows shut,
I'll get the gun! -- So much for parental guidance, "$pringfield" Homer
runs into Bart's room: "Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may
be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house!" Marge arrives home,
squealing the tires as she stops in the driveway. She gets to the
front door and sees a hole has been torn through it, and that chairs
and other objects have been stacked against the knob. When she opens
it, Homer peeks up from behind a bent-over mattress on the floor,
aiming the shotgun at her and quivering. Bart, Lisa, and Maggie look
over at Marge, and everyone sighs with relief. Marge: What
happened here? Homer: Oh, nothing, Marge. Just a little incident
involving the bogeyman! [He tosses the shotgun aside and it
discharges] Of course, none of this would have happened if you had
been here to keep me from acting stupid. -- Aware of his own
limitations, "$pringfield" Fuck yes you are the best episode
ever!