haha you're 3/4 him i'm only a half.

sucks to be you. that won't happen to me though.

Sex is overrated as shit

>23 and virgin: this year I'm going to change that!
>24 and virgin: this year I'm going to change that!
>25 and virgin: this year I'm going to change that!
>26 and virgin: this year I'm going to change that!
>27 and virgin: this year I'm going to change that!

I'm getting up there...

Find a hooker.

Are you a virgin by choice?

Are you deformed?

You can at least get a hooker or something.

>>7564088
Did you learn nothing from this movie?

>>7564088

Sex with a hooker would be the most depressing thing I could imagine.

>>7564064
You have obviously never had sex.

I lost it at 19.

Funny thing is, *she* got *me* drunk to do it.

>>7564088
prostitution is illegal, and the legal brothels are total rip-offs

Hi OP, fellow virgin here. I'm 37. The interesting thing is that as you get older your sex drive declines so you don't even WANT to have sex any more so it doesn't matter that you're a virgin any more :)

>>7564088
>>7564097
Dude, do NOT get a hooker. Having to pay somebody to take your virginity is even more sad and pathetic than being a 30-year-old virgin.

>>7564051
Dude, im 31, overweight, the biggest loser in the world, and even im not a virgin.

You gotta get on the ball, son

>>7564132
are you crazy? Fuck it, pussy is pussy. Get it and get it out of the way

I haven't had sex in three years. Not missing it.

>>7564146
Why? He's waited this long, he might as well wait for somebody he actually cares about. It's not like losing his virginity is going to change anything.

>>7564131
lol loser

>>7564132
It can't be that hard to get free pussy, can it?
Find some ugly fart.

uncle taking you to a hooker at 15 to lose your virginity: awesome

going to a hooker at 30 to lose your virginity because you've exhausted every other option: more depressing than being a virgin at 30

Listen

As a Puerto Rican from NYC who lost my virginity at 24 because I was raised christian and I really believed it.

Let me explain to you why I ddin't find the premise of this movie funny.

As a minority I thought it was much more impressive that this guy was able to hold down a job and have a clean house and cook his own breakfast.

You don't wake up after a drunk bender with a job and a stable lifestyle.

But you can wake up halfway inside some random chick.

It's not an olympic event.

Stop watching porn and masturbating, OP.

>>7564282
Also, stop browsing 4chan.

>>7564282

I'm trying. It's very hard.

>>7564282
how's that going to help? srs question

That's what she said.

leonidas becomes confident, primarily sexual asshat because he's been screwed over so many times by women (some not even liking him).

blonde girl is arrogant, commanding, smarky and constantly complains. She hides her true-self and puts up a fake personality because she thinks a doctor is hot. Oh, and she also has to play mind-games with the doctor in order for him to like her.

bullshit. everyone in the theater was laughing but me.

>>7564311
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/cupids-poisoned-arrow/201001/was-the-cowardly-lion-just-masturba
ting-too-much

It all comes down to what you want. if youre horny and you wanna fuck, get a fucking hooker.

If youre looking for the lovey-dovey textbook fairytale romance of a lifetime bullshit that doesnt exist, then youre gonna be waiting a lot more than 30 years, dude.

If you wanna get laid, get laid. Paying some chick to slap your junk around and take your load on her face is just a business transaction. This isnt the movies, its real life. You gotta do what you gotta do