o hai

OH MY GOD YAY

THANK YOU MOOTLES
/runs to open Photoshop

fuck you Moot your a fagget

Hey moot. Do you think Pan's Labyrinth is fucking awesome?

Are you lost?

THE BOX

ONLY THE BOX IS ACCEPTABLE

How about some moderators?

Awesome.

>>7456056
No, fuck you.

moot, what did you think of Avatar?

Moot, I am willing to be a janitor here and /sp/. I think it's the only way these two boards don't go to shit.

Also, someone better fucking make a /tv/ related spoiler pic.

Thanks moot

Could you also maybe take some additional time to assess how much of a shithole /tv/ has become?

Much and always appreciated, mootles ~

making mystery science one, h/o

kinda obvious doncha think?

Maybe now these fags will stop crying.

Yup that's a sage.

ban kaiji pls :(

Please make posting a Glau thread a bannable offense.

>>7456064

seconded.

i'm assuming you mean the box from primer...

We had a thread about spoiler images a couple of days ago. A few good ones, too.

I really think that this should be /tv/'s spoiler image

that is if /v/ is still happy with theirs

QUICK SOMEONE MAKE ONE WITH THEM ON A FUCKING TV

How about a Gerty with a zip shooped in for a mouth?

cool

>>7456132

HOLD OOONNNN TO THE NIIIIIGHT

THERE WILL BEEE NOOO PAIIIN

HI MOOT!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~

>>7456116
100x100

brb, making a "gay spoiler" thing over clint eastwood

I've seen more pedophiles on /tv/ than on /b/ lately.

>>7456116
Neither PNG nor 100x100.

coasting in a moot thread
welcome to /tv/

<- something from this great pic of m night shyamalalan

maybe a popcorn bucket

SUP MOOT

>>7456116

Add "SPOILERS" on red stripe, 100x100, yeah.

it should have this guy's face in it

we do need mods
to ban this tripfaggotry

>>7456159
>>7456175

Holy shit! I have never seen a sticky on /tv/.

Moot really loves us!!!

green oval

>>7456209

u mad

Hey moot, any chance you can make one of these on /sp/ sometime?

I'll be submitting my image shortly :3.

Just don't make it some American TV-only reference alright.
Excludes both the rest of the world and those who don't give a shit about TV.
:/

Hi

ITT: We all suck moot's cock.

His enormous, throbbing, well-endowed cock.

>>7456250

YES

I suggest one done in the style of the LOST opening title

>>7456250

LOL. I like the concept.

>>7456250
cool
but i wouldn't like to see his face all over the place

Submit

no1cares

people from tv will understand the awesomeness of this idea

>>7456275
Then I guess it's a good thing /tv/ rarely uses spoiler tags and spoils everything.

>>7456275
I would.

100x100 now.

>>7456287
Fuck yes.

>>7456287
my vote

>>7456262
i support this

What do you guys think?

>>7456182
>>7456182
>>7456182
>>7456182

Somebody put it in his palm and /thread

I think a roll of film, each slide having SP OI LE RS on it would be pretty cool.

I'm about as photoshop savy as a gnat, though.

>>7456262
that

>>7456311
YES.

>>7456313
I was just about to make one with a dark grey background with "spoilers" panning in, but this is better.

>>7456313
this

Someone make the LOST pic with the black background and shit

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please DO NOT FUCKING CHANGE THE ORIGINAL ONE

>>7456313
No fair. Moot watches LOST so this will win. :(

>>7456287

I like this. Or,

The box from Se7en
The hatch from Lost

here's my 2 second idea

>>7456287

that one

>>7456311
OH GOD YES USE THE OVAL IN SOME WAY

I think we should usOH WAIT, I use AdBlock Pro like a normal person, and don't get spoiler image images.

Oh, right, PNG

>>7456366

wut
fail

I'm serious, moot, you are messing with perfection here. We don't want your custom shit in here. We're doing fine without your interaction. We've been fine all along, continue ignoring us, just fuck off you stupid asshole.

>>7456363
>>7456311
Great ovals

fuck your shit we don't need spoiler images

we could use more mods though

>>7456311

I fucking approve.

The box from se7en is kind of a /b/ meme.
No thanks.

>>7456311
YES

if moot does not know about this he must

moot go on /tv/ at 7:00 AM on the dot to witness it, doesnt matter what day

>>7456287
>>7456287
>>7456287
>>7456287
>>7456287

OH GOD YES, THIS!
>>7456287
>>7456287
>>7456287
>>7456287

>>7456040
here moooooooooot

MST3K or oval.

Please not lost.

>>7456311
>>7456313
As much as I love ERROR, I'd vote for these two.
Green oval IS /tv/

glory to the oval

Hey moot,

Please permaban Kaiji, he's the cancer of /tv/, everyone here thinks so.

>>7456298
>>7456298
>>7456298
This one is the best and makes the most sense.

>>7456391
Yessss

>>7456415
Go away Error.

>>7456287
This. Not a drastic change but still iconic and fitting.

>>7456287
This.

>>7456415
no, it's stupid. even worse than default. i nominate green oval.

We should make one for Blue Velvet as it's a perfect representation of a spoiler image

>>7456415
It's uncreative and poor.

Fuck off moot we don't want you fucking up our board with newfaggotry. Go away.

the oval must be the spoiler

>>7456392
Goddamn, thats an awesome entry.

This and MST3K so far.

>>7456311
nice
>>7456363
better
>>7456352
awesome idea, needs better photoshop
>>7456313
it will only remember us of our massive butthurt when the show ends without giving any proper answers

>>7456287
It looks like a woman on her belly, playing with her feet behind her back.

hey moot sup brah

HAY MOOT!
Great work in /v/ today!

>>7456429
awesome

Hmmm

Either Tweest or Green Oval for me.

moot loves Avatar

Why are you morons sageing a sticky?

sage this cancer

>>7456475
I FUCKING LOVE THIS ONE

sup guize

>>7456486
>implying sage does anything to a sticky

>>7456116
I think that is best one.
It's even tv related.

Posting in sticky.

>>7456486
enjoy your ineffective sage

green oval spoiler, it must be done.

I wouldn't mind keeping the old one. We're practically the only board with the original one, let's keep it that way.

gay

>>7456515
>>7456515
>>7456515

i'm okay with this

It's pretty fucking obvious what it should be.

improved

I wish I had the actual font...

>>7456465
This. Thanks, where did you find that font?

Moot needs to go on /tv/ more often ;_;

oh wait, no he shouldnt. nevermind.

>>7456515
>>7456515
>>7456515
>>7456515
>>7456515
>>7456515
i support this

>>7456411
Thank you! Gets my vote.

>>7456491
hahaha, i'm ok with this.

>>7456250
I lol'd

/tv/ ruined both unbreakable, and the sixth sense for me.

>>7456287
>>7456348
>>7456216

These are the best ones so far.

>>7456530
I REALLY like this idea.

DO NOT WANT

>preferably incorporate some of the old one
>preferably incorporate some of the old one
>preferably incorporate some of the old one
>preferably incorporate some of the old one
>preferably incorporate some of the old one
>preferably incorporate some of the old one
>preferably incorporate some of the old one
>preferably incorporate some of the old one
>preferably incorporate some of the old one

>>7456531
No one remembers specific quotes from that film, but it's ok.

>>7456537

i lol'd!

>>7456534
One of the Myriad ones work pretty well.

>>7456562

What film is that from?

>>7456561
i hope moot likes demi

>>7456287

It looks like a woman on her belly, playing with her feet behind her back


also keep the old one

Guys, stop making movie specific ones or TV show specific ones

It should be something that is a general part of TV/film

>>7456557
This.
Or the other one, but this works better.

>>7456530

moot while youre here. How about sending a mod or janitor here once in awhile?

>my face when moot finally shows up on /tv/ but it's only to make it shittier

Probably should have posted this on /co/.

Tried a little harder this time...

>>7456559

derp

>>7456528


THIS.
A THOUSAND TIMES, THIS.

>>7456287>all

Just go with one of the WHAT A TWEEST ones.

>>7456287
this one makes me nostalgia, I like it.

>>7456465
>>7456554
>>7456530

These are good too.

moot is true you are shia labeouf when not working on 4chan?

It must be shyamalan.

>>7456604
>>7456534
add don's silhouette

>>7456569
>preferably

you're an idiot. it says prefer, not require.

It's the question that drives us.

>>7456587
What's general to film/tv? Slates are so generic and cliched. I bet most productions don't even use them anymore (or need to use them) because everything is moving to digital.

moot adores avatar

This, with spoiler behind it

>>7456584

>tries to see that
Nope, looks like a guy and his robots watching something to me.

>>7456638

forgot, png

>>7456528
someone make a box designed like the book spoiler for /lit/

WHATS IN THE BOX!

>>7456595
>implying moot stuck around in this shithole for more than the 10 seconds it took to make this sticky
He only visits his favorite boards, like fagtown /a/ and /r9whine/
Also,
>>7456411
>>7456411
>>7456411

>>7456287

Okay this one is a winner so far. The rest are kind of mediocre or need some slight fixing.

>>7456587
implying MST3K doesn't capture the embodiment of /tv/ bullshit antics.

>>7456632

>>7456650
who dat?

>>7456642

I concur, Mark Taylor.

He is the king of /tv/

My Rank:

1.
>>7456363
2.
>>7456530
3.
>>7456594
4.
>>7456250
5.
>>7456604
6.
>>7456287
7.
>>7456452

These are all the only ones I like... the rest are fucking shit tier.

>>7456411
>>7456250
One of these. Thanks mootles.

if you pick the mst3k one for the love of god fix it so you can see the silhouette. not black on black people

hi moot

>>7456287
Love this one.

This, but with "spoilers" instead of "Rosebud".

>>7456587

This.
Goddamnit people!

well, I'm not that creative but I can work with photoshop. I'm >>7456287 for what its worth.

>>7456637
MY BRAIN IS FULL OF SPOILER

>moot fagging up my /tv/

>>7456661

>>7456626

Instead of name calling, show me a board where spoiler tags don't follow the same color scheme/theme/whatever and I'll shut up.

fuck you guys, we ain't having a lost spoiler.

it would be as retarded as a dexter spoiler image

I AM SPOILING YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
YOU READ THIS IN DOAKES VOICE.

>>7456465

Im liking this one more and more.

haha the Shamalamadingdong ones are awesome

It's gotta be either
>>7456287
or
>>7456298
Those are the most "professional" looking and /tv/-related ones.

>>7456691
WHAT A TWEEST

>>7456698

/v/ you twat

>>7456711
i could live with mst3k spoiler, but really it should be green oval.

>>7456692

Dream on Glaufag, you are never getting a Glau spoiler

>>7456116
>>7456116
Voting for this as well.

>>7456313
>>7456313
>>7456313
>>7456313
I VOTE THIS

>>7456675
It's got an outline. All is well.

>>7456711
green oval is the most /tv/ related one

>>7456726
>>7456692
>>7456661
THESE YESSSSSSSSSSS Perfect

>>7456726

we should keep the spoiler image we have but instead of spoiler it should say

Kaiser Söze

Make a spoiler out of Cephy's feet. That'll keep wandering eyes from looking. Guaranteed!

moot x avatar OTP

Here are some more of Cephy's feet, in case you need the inspiration. :3

WE ARE NOT GETTING A LOST SPOILER, FAGGOTS

LOST is going to be over before you know it, and then what? We'll be stuck with some spoiler that makes no sense

Dream on

>>7456741

>>7456783

> Implying we wont still talk about for years to come

>>7456784
goddammit stop it

Either leave it as it is or the MST3K one because it isn't a drastic change and is /tv/ related.

Look at those cute little toes. I wouldn't mind clicking on them to spoil myself. :3:3:3

you guys need to stop making spoiler images for the show of month, looking at you lost,
and instead be more pretentious.

>>7456116
this one is unoffensive and appeals to everyone

>>7456771

Water retention.

>>7456791
Guess what, we won't. Now stop taking image spots for other people to submit actual good entries.

Is moot doesn't pick an M. Night one, this world is fucked.

>>7456791
I stopped watching lost in second season.

And no they won't be talking about it for years to come. stop being a faggot.

MOAR CEPHY FEET!!
CEPHY FEET FOR PRESI-er.. I mean.. SPOILER IMAGE!! YEAH!

>>7456818

>>7456788
>>7456788
>>7456788
>>7456788
>>7456788
>>7456788
>>7456788
>>7456788
>>7456788

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Leave it to /tv/ to screw up something so simple

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF FEET
FUCKING FAGGOTS

>>7456788
I like this one.

and the MST3K one

>>7456762
>>7456771
>>7456795
>>7456818
i dunno brah, for me its all about dat cephy ASS, you know what i mean?

>>7456788
christ get rid of the watermark at least

>>7456825

>>7456840
fuck off

>>7456834
shit this is the one that is going to get picked, It is so boring but still fits.

fuck

>>7456841
DING DING DING

look at the firmness of dem buttocks. clearly a marked contender.

Moot, please validate my existence.

>>7456848

PROBLEM CHILD 2 POSTER BUT THEY'RE SITTING ON A BOX THAT SAYS SPOILERS

Or this:

>>7456116

>>7456841
HOLY FUCK THIS HOLY FUCK THIS HOLY FUCK THIS HOLY FUCK THIS HOLY FUCK THIS HOLY FUCK THIS HOLY FUCK THIS HOLY FUCK THIS HOLY FUCK THIS HOLY FUCK THIS HOLY FUCK THIS HOLY FUCK THIS

>>7456854
no

>>7456841
>>7456841
>>7456841
>>7456841
>>7456841
>>7456841
>>7456841
>>7456841

gotta love a woman who got dat ass

Something like this. Except not shit.

>>7456807
>implying most people on /tv/ have seen the twilight zone and its tweestfuckery

AND THE DAY IS SAVED

moot thinks Avatar is just swell

>>7456887
FUCK YOU WE AREN'T PICKING A LOST SPOILER

just wanna take a bite out of dat thang

THE SPOILER IMAGE WE HAVE ALREADY IS FINE YOU FELLATIO PRINCESS

I AM IN ACTION BOYS

HOLD ON TIGHT

>>7456892
>>7456892
>>7456892
>>7456892

>>7456776
this, mst3k or shamalamadingdong

fuck off with the lost spoilers, that show is shit and has no rewatch value, you faggots will move on to the other flavor of the month once it is over.

>>7456831
>>7456841
>>7456846
>>7456862

Best ones.

UNF

If this thread will serve anything to moot, it will show him how fucking terrible of a board /tv/ is.

Most of you are retarded and couldn't save yourself from drowning in an inch of water.

The rest of you, thanks for fighting the good fight to keep /tv/ alive.

>>7456892
I prefer the first one because they aren't as obvious.

co's is the best of the examples

also
needs to be an avatar
and a lost one

SPOILER ALERT: This is the most adorable woman on the planet!

THE BOX FROM SE7EN

SOMEONE GET TO IT

>>7456887
>>7456894
Yeah, I love Lost and all, but soon in the future it will be done and not everyone will know wtf it is. We need something "forever" I kind of vote for
>>7456287
or
>>7456834

I'd be happy with any of these:
>>7456892
>>7456841
>>7456637
>>7456594
>>7456530
>>7456411
>>7456391

WAIT
IT HAS TO BE A MST3K ONE

BECAUSE MST3K IS A SHOW ABOUT MOVIES

>>7456867

>>7456911
THIS
God, thank you for saying that

>>7456923
it looks better when you can see them.

>>7456929
no

>>7456892
>>7456886
>>7456846
>>7456348
>>7456216

Either one of these, please don't choose a specific show or movie spoiler moot.

working on spoiler imaeg!1

fuck off moot

STOP SPAMMING THE FUCKING LOST SYMBOLS

YOU ARE WASTING IMAGE SLOTS
OTHER PEOPLE MIGHT WANT TO SUBMIT ONE

I want to make the box from seven, why don't I have any shooping skill!

fuck off moot

fuck off moot

>>7456950

>implying MST3K isn't a specific show

>>7456721

This

>>7456919
>>7456892
both are too awesome

fuck off moot

>>7456957
whoa bro clam down its just the internets

>>7456951
if it's Demi you're wasting your time

Has someone made a Glee-themed spoiler image yet? Because you should.

>>7456987
Stop obsessing over a shitty show.

Picture a picture of shit. That's your show.

>>7456919
no, this.

>>7456975
no, it is a state of being.

most of /tv/ embodies MST3K.
Make fun of bad movies.

>>7456892
>>7456892
>>7456892
>>7456892
>>7456892
>>7456892
>>7456892
>>7456892
>>7456892
>>7456892
>>7456892

Choose this and get done with it, you guys are bunch of faggots

fuck off moot

>>7456985
As Avatizer I do not appreciate your attempt to use up the image limit using my pics. I already submitted mine, let others have the same opportunity.

>>7456975
It is, but anyone coming to /tv/ and not knowing that show shouldn't be here. Lost, Glau, all these other things are passing fads, but if someone were to make a MASH or the MST3K, they are forever.

gtfo moot we don't want you here

fuck off moot

>>7456892

This one best represents /tv/.

2 Robots and a filthy human criticize and joke on bad movies. Also MST3K was on television.

>>7456943
>>7456943

I hope the guy spamming unrelated pictures gets a range-IP ban.

>>7456999

But most of /tv/ has never seen any MST3K and we almost never talk about it.

>>7457005
well that's too fucking bad isn't it

fuck off moot

>>7457012
i'm here and i don't know that show

hi moot, you're a hot bitch.

>implying there is an imagelimit for this thread

>>7457037
>>7457021
>>7457003
>>7456985
>>7456963
>>7456973
>hey moot, ban me! ban me!

fuck off moot

I hate MST3K. Unfunny bullshit. No.

>>7457012

that's just oldfag talk, i've only seen 1 or 2 episodes of mst3k, it's ok, but ehh wtvr

as for mash, wtf, how many people under 30 have even seen that show?

>>7457012
But Lost will become a classic. People will rewatch it 20-30 years from now.

It's likely to be a shitty one à la ERROR one.
Because it's not specific, and you fuckers can't agree on anything. And moot wouldn't get the /tv/ injokes for most of the other interesting ones (shamylalan, green o)

>>7457012

> Glau a passing fad.

Lol. She's gonna be part of /tv/ forever whether we like it or not. Just when you think she's gone she comes back in full force.

>>7456919
>>7456919
>>7456919
>>7456919
>>7456919
>>7456919
>>7456919
>>7456919
>>7456919
>>7456919
>>7456919
>>7456919

>>7457057
>Max limit of 125 image replies has been reached.

>>7457057
This, look at the reply count, he can obviously increase the image amount as well. Sooo, spammerfag you fail at life.

but seriously moot, fuck off

>>7457072
They really, really won't.

>>7456975
I didn't even know it was from a show, I've never watched M3stek or whatever, I thought it was an original idea, but it looks ok.

>>7457034
SURE IS UNDERAGE IN HERE

>>7457094
>M3stek

>>7457087

That what they said about Star Trek.

>>7457085
NO

SHUT THE FUCK UP

He can do whatever the fuck he wants, he pays for this shitty site and pays for your webspace to spam your shitty Downs Syndrome Avatar images.
God, you are truly the cancer killing this board and even this thread.

lost or oval

>>7456892
>>7456841
>>7456637
>>7456594
>>7456530
>>7456411
>>7456391

We haven't had a MST3K thread in about a year.

HEY MOOT WE LOVE YOU

Spamfag did the right thing. Even though I know and love a lot of people submitting their attempts, I don't think I'd like a different spoiler image. It wouldn't feel right.

>>7457099
OH SHI-

I think we've decided that mst3k wins.

Let's make this a Mike vs. Joel thread now.

sooooo, made a decision moot?

I've never really liked MST3K.
Don't get me wrong, I fucking love watching such movies with a bunch of friends, but we deserve the right to make our own jokes.
And in the end they were just plain mean. An episode of Community has shown how bad that shit could be, just insulting the movie. People might misinterpret.

>>7457120
>Spamfag did the right thing.

Kill yourself please.

no soylent green image spoiler?

the classic spoiler

>>7457072
I won't disagree that it is innovative and likely -will- become a classic, but it just is too disputed right now to put as the spoiler image. It would cause madness beyond anything we've seen here.

>>7457124
I, Robot
The Shame of Mystery Science Theater 3000

One sign of the death of the cinema is the zombie-like persistence of the "bad film" cult that rose to public-nuisance status in the late Seventies, feasting noisily on things like the Ed Wood films. From the start, this was just an especially obnoxious manifestation of a general intolerance for films that try to free themselves from the dominant mode of cinematic realism.Thus it's but a short step from sneering at the budgetary deficiencies of Plan 9 from Outer Space to scoffing at, e.g.:

1. Any non-state-of-the-art special effects and visions of the future, even though these things date themselves anyway from period to period, and future generations may find Independence Day less "realistic" (whatever that will mean) than the 1956 aliens-smash-the-state programmer of which it is an unacknowledged remake, Earth vs. the Flying Saucers;

2. Overtly non-realistic visual and acting style used for expressive purposes, as in Soviet master S. M. Eisenstein's outrageous Ivan the Terrible, which uses actors' bodies as components of a delirious architecture;

3. "Implausible" plots like Vertigo—as if we're supposed to ignore the holes in the stories Hollywood tells now just because men don't wear ties to walk around the block and no shot lasts longer than 1.4 seconds—and "banal" ones like the potboiler-like thriller stories from which Orson Welles made his superb Lady from Shanghai, and Touch of Evil—as if Aeschylus, Sophocles, and Euripedes working together could have come up with an original story or cared less about it;

>>7457126

This thread will be here awhile. The one on /co/ was there for a couple of days.

This board is really fucking terrible. Moot doesn't even reply. I'm goin back to hang with the REAL /v/irgins.

>>7457144
4. Mythic dialogue and situations like those in Rebel Without a Cause and Douglas Sirk's Written on the Wind, The Tarnished Angels, and Imitation of Life, whose emotional power intimidates audiences lulled by the rituals of appeasement enacted in nighttime soap operas.

The irrelevant yocks that frequently greet the films just mentioned when they show at a revival house or a college auditorium are the voice of a viewing public paralyzed by fear, desperate for any externalization of a comforting "distance" to protect them from recognizing their own anxieties writ large in the image unspooling from the past not dead enough to suit them.

Such a distance is abundantly provided by the robots on the cable (now also broadcast-syndicated) show Mystery Science Theater 3000, devoted to stomping on "the worst movies ever made." The big gimmick (the "plot" behind which isn't worth explaining) is that these robots are sitting in a mockup of a theater and we the lucky TV audience are watching the films from over their shoulders and ostensibly being entertained by their scornful running commentary. The numbing, irritating effect thus achieved is not unlike watching a Josef vos Sternberg film in the eighth row of the Brattle Theater in Harvard Square the week after midterms. What is most amazing about MST3K (the acronyum preferred by the show's adherents) is that the robots can blather on for an hour without saying anything witty or interesting—and people can't get enough of them! (As of this writing, MST3K, which has been in hiatus, is due to be "revived" in new episodes [it was—ed]; meanwhile, the repeats are still shown contantly on Comedy Central.)

fuck you guys
delete these reaction retard avatar pictures please
let me post :[

>>7457154
(A similar dead-end sensation can be found by watching what is supposed to pass for heady, unsettling stuff in recent cinema. I refer to the ubiquitous superficial irony that has become the stock-in-trade of Robert Altman, the Coen Brothers, and many less skillful directors, the maddening profusion of brain-eating detail in one of Terry Gilliam's nasty conceits, and the pompous theatricalized events of Peter Greenaway.)

I'd like one of the misties (in-group code for the shows devotees) to explain to me (a letter in care of the editor of this magazine will do, thanks) why if these mechanical creeps are such Oscar Wildes don't they take on something just a bit juicier, a tad more worthy of their withering satire than The Beasts of Yucca Flats. What about, say, Fellini's La Dolce Vita? There's a film that has everything the robots love to disdain: pretentious dialogue, long dull stretches, and people with funny clothes and big asses. Obviously, the contempt for cinema, history, and the audience that fuels the whole robot insanity can be applied to low-budget horror and exploitation filmmaking.

MST3K isn't really about "bad movies" anyway. This is proved by the choice of 1955's This Island Earth as the film basted in Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, the recent theatrical spinoff from the show. In a kinder, gentler era of genre film appreciation (whose tone was set by Forrest J. Ackerman, the benevolent editor of Famous Monsters of Filmland), This Island Earth was regarded as a classic. Whatever you think about the film, to rank it one of "the worst movies ever made" is clearly absurd. Of the 30,000 features released in the United States from 1915 to 1960, This Island Earth is probably in the top 3,000-4,000.

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>>7457124
joel was the worst one, so bland and unfunny. He looked like he wanted to kill himself.

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i'm the one you're quoting, and also >>7457127
I believe I've seen most of MST3K, but was speaking for the overwhelming majority. To put a MST3K pic seems rather forced - on the other hand, any specific show-pic would be just as wrong.

>>7457159
That sucks bro
What was it of?

>>7457161
Considering that countless films have been made since (most of them bad in ways that could scarcely have been imagined in 1955), I would guess that This Island Earth is sitting comfortably in the top five percent of all films. (That's right, I'm saying that 19 out of every 20 films are worse than This Island Earth. Prove me wrong.) Why pick on This Island Earth? To raise the intellectual stakes a little ? Probably not—it's doubtful that many members of the intended audience of MST3K:TM had ever heard of This Island Earth or could distinguish it from Rocky Jones, Space Ranger. Anyway, the level of humor in MST3K:TM is preposterously low: roughly a third of the robots' remarks are alarmed, sniggering references to homosexuality, putdowns of the hero's sidekick's virility, and other manifestations of male adolescent sex-role anxiety. (Another third are mostly farting and toilet jokes, which possibly belong to the same category.) In its treatment of Faith Domergue's sexy scientist, This Island Earth may betray what we now recognize as the sexism of the Fifties, but what are we to make of the fact that the woman aboard the MST3K spacceship is a maternal vacuum cleaner with no arms? MST3K is obsessed with sexuality and afraid of it. The absence of women highlights the show's treehouse psychology.

MST3K's use of robots for heroes is no accident. MST3K's sarcasm at the expense of the past is techno-elitism at its most self-congratulatory, asserting mastery through acts of cultural misrecognition.

>>7457150
Yep. This board IS terrible. Please go back to your own board and let us be.

I think Error's taken the day, lads.

>>7457174
Perhaps the reason the MST3K people despise so much that they choose to mount an attack on it in the nation's theaters is that they're disturbed by the way the film reduces the unimaginable future of interplanetary communication to the level of an erector set. MST3K's creators, who resemble science nerds using their first grant as an excuse to lord it over their former peers, would probably be thrilled to be drafted for a totalitarian planet's nuclear program (the fate of the protagonists of This Island Earth).

The robots on the bottom of the MST3K screen are scotomas that indicate a more fundamental visual disturbance, the inability to see anything in films except the same things over and over again: hot women, men who match masculine stereotypes either too well or not enough, and supposed defects of representation (too slow, too cheap-looking, not realistic enough, etc.).

Then there's The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide. Just as MST3K represents a depressing low in "golden turkey" television, TMST3KACEG marks a stupefying new milestone in "golden turkey" film books by having no information about any film, apart from short, inaccurate plot summaries. Instead, the book recounts supposed highlights of the robots' parasitic interventions and explains how the robots behind the robots "strived to make [the films] funny." Readers are thus treated to 172 large-format, haute-design pages filled with pointless descriptions of robot skits and unreadable writing-room anecdotes ("I recall this episode as being the first time we decided to write sketches having nothing to do with the movie..." —from the section on Monster a-Go-Go). Nauseatingly self-important, TMST3KACEG leaves wide open the door I wish had remained shut; I expect to see a new wave of film books that focus on the writers' bus rides home.

>>7457167
I liked his bland deadpan style. His performances felt real and unrehearsed.
But yeah, Mike was funnier.

>>7457191
The book exposes the cluelessness behind the smug sensibility evident on the show. MST3K writer Kevin Murphy proclaims reverence for Frank Zappa (and in real goo-talk yet: "When all his tapes are played and his music is studied, I'm guessing he'll go down as one of the finest composers and performers of the century," p. 109) but makes fun of an angry viewer for wanting to hear Eddie Cochran in Untamed Youth without robots talking (p.16). It makes sense that someone who thinks it's cool to put robots in front of The Killer Shrews would have no problem revealing in print that he thinks the composer of "Don't Eat Yellow Snow" and "St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast" is a greater artist than the man who recorded "Something Else" and "Nervous Breakdown."

There's nothing new about MST3K—it's just a tasteless crossbreeding of the tradition of the TV horror host (Zacherle, Ghoulardi, the Ghoul, Elvira) and the "Golden Turkey" way of misreading films that was codified by inane right-wing reviewer Michael Medved and his equally vapid brother, Harry. All this comes indirectly from the surrealists, but the MST3K robots, following their idols the Medveds rather than André Breton and Ado Kyrou, deny and trivialize the power of strange films to disturb, confuse, and give hope.

It's time the "bad movies" movement died a quiet death. This goes not just for MST3K-style vendettas against low-budget films but also for the would-be more sophisticated "camp" onslaught against glossy major productions like "Valley of the Dolls" and the Delmer Daves-Troy Donahue cycle (A Summer Place, Susan Slade, etc.). Of the many possible ways of enjoying a film that deviates from standard criteria of adequacy, the least interesting is to treat it as a source of unintentional humor.

>>7457170
it isn't about LIKING the show.

It is about how /tv/ IS MST3K do you understand?
We hate everything and think everything is stupid.
WE ARE THAT SHOW

>>7457184

I deleted on of my posts for you.

Youre welcome. (Not the spammer)

>>7457199
Robot Monster, The Sinister Urge, The Brain That Wouldn't Die, Hercules and the Captive Women, It Conquered the World, Attack of the Giant Leeches, Aleksandr Ptushko's fantasy films—"bad" as some of these films may be (although many of them are, in fact, "good"), all of them will be admired long after their potential for robot humor has been exhausted (i.e., starting right now) for the unique aesthetic experiences , strange personal visions, and precious cultural documentation they offer.

Someone should invent MST3K glasses with the robots printed on the bottoms of the lenses for people to wear to movies, except that it would be unnecessary, since the robots are already built into the cognitive and aesthetic faculties of an entire culture. MST3K assumes its audienes are so impotent that they can't enjoy even "bad" films first hand but can derive pleasure from them only over the shoulders of robots.

lol image limit reached in a sticky thread about moots image /r/equest

>>7457195
I would bro fist you for liking mike best.

so lets pretend.

>>7457186

Stop sucking on her cock. Its pathetic.

The MST3K one should win if one has to. I've seen very few eps but it definitely is /tv/ related and is a less noticeable change.

>image limit reached

Well hurp the durp, these all suck.

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>her

>>7457159
I just deleted three of my submissions nobody liked.

>>7457186
Shut up, ERROR

just a pic that says '/tv/ fucking sucks' moot, this is truly the worst board of 4chan as demonstrated by the amount of mental patients that posted in this thread , please end its misery.

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that sucks

>>7457124
Mike (most of the best episodes starred him).

Though i understand why others prefer Joel, seeing him as a father figure. Made him a great host

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>implying "her"

imagine a world where all the /v/ fags left back to their shitty wanna/b/e board and this place was like it was before the dark knight came out. No unfunny reaction images or greentext.

all the non red-black-white ones are retarded
also the ones that look horribly pasted together are retarded
same goes for ones that have the aspect ratio fucked up

Except maybe a drawfag could make it so it doesn't suck as much.

Also, putting a face on top of a spoiler image is shitty, stop doing it people.

well done guys moot fucking killed himself

>>7457239
I'm imagining a world with you.

over 9000 hours in paint

>>7457200

No, I think you don't understand the concept of the show and sound just like what I was referring to.
They didn't hate the movies. They appreciated them for unusual reasons.
Then it turned bad. /tv/ would be the bad MST3K, I'll give you that.

And MST3K does not relate to the concept of spoiler at all.

Cant believe no one has done this yet!
any criticisms?

>>7457251

Delete that and make room for something that doesn't suck.

>>7457239

I get where youre coming from.

But saging a sticky thread is just asinine.

green oval or just leave it the same. all the others are shitty.

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see

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>>7457255
it doesn't have to relate to spoilers
really only maybe /co/'s does

>>7457256
It isn't really the dude from lost, would be dumb.

>>7457256
>criticisms?

it fucking sucks

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there is no image limit

>>7456854
Didn't anyone like my >implying pic?!?! :(

>>7457251
ALLISON!

Come on guys, we have to honor our queen.

>>7457284

no. delete it and free up some space.

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removed now

>>7457284
I did. It just wasn't immediately recognizable as a submission to the spoiler contest.

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neither does a book, superman, Yotsuba&!, or... what the fuck is /jp/'s?

Ima delete one of my pics cause I'm nice

>>7457284
>implying people don't hate you
>implying anyone would like anything you do

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>I just got on 4chan last week, hi guys!

>>7457251
It's been a while but I'd be okay with this.

This, oval or MST3K.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff

>>7457295
well I mean, supermans is actually a spoiler. since clark kent rips his clothes off and SPOILER he is superman.

>>7456287
this one plox

I just want take the chance to say I love /tv...

For the most part.

EVERYTHING THAT THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS OUR KINGDOM

>>7457295
Superman does.

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I know, I know.
I just thought it might be cool is all.

>>7457251
>caring about Alison after Top Model finished how fucking long ago.

shamalongadingdong or MST3K

>>7457327
I love it too brah, but I wish things didn't have to change.

Oh well, such is life.

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something to do with touhou

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wut

>>7457327
>I love /tv...
hey hey hey
what do you think this is? /sp/? /lit/?

This here board is shit

9 out of 10 of these will give everyone eye cancer.
That's how badly they are made.

can someone post the BIG spoiler image??

You guys fucked up.

We'll be lucky if moots even comes back to delete this thread.

Fucking retards.