Jackie Chan needs to be deported so he can go back to making awesome movies in China.

>>7416735
Dude, Jackie Chan is Japanese. He does karate.

>>7416735
I agree with that, I miss the days of.. oh wait he is making Chinese movies.

>>7416708
How does this ruin the original? Nothing has changed about the original, it still exists, exactly as it was when it was released. People that think remakes "ruin" the original are fucking retards.

That's not to say this remake isn't fucking stupid, I think it is.

>>7416748

are you trolling? I can't tell.

>>7416811
The original is fine like it is. We don't need a remake.

>>7416858
No we don't, but that doesn't ruin the original or affect it in any way.

I am not interested in this shit, but I may very well re-watch the original.

>>7416811

Although I have no problem with your argument, the thing that gets me angry is that in a year when I am randomly having a conversation with someone about The Karate Kid, and they think I am talking about the remake, I will rage.

>>7416858
Exactly.
This shit with Will Smith's kid should never have been made. If Bruce Lee came back to life briefly to be in this I still wouldn't see it since Smiths kid is in it.

>>7416841
Of course he's trolling. No one is THAT retarded.

>>7416708
>jacket off

why does it have to be a black kid in china?

Fucking racists. The movie isn't ruined because there is a black kid in the lead. Grow up.

>"I will teach you real kung fu."
>The Karate Kid

inb4 the black kid steals all of Chan's yen

Let's get some truth in this thread. Yes, the original was great. Yes, there was no need for a remake. Yes the remake wont be as good as the original. But still, the main reason you faggots hate it is cause of Jaden Smith

It doesn't look bad at all.

>>7417741
Kung Fu Child 2

>>7417741
I read somewhere it's cause he knows a little karate when he gets to china or w/e so they nickname him "Karate Kid"

This actually looks pretty damn good.

The main thing I noticed from the new trailer is that Jackie Chan actually takes to kid to a magical kung fu village filled with shaolin monks and shit doing crazy martial arts.

In the original the kid was an underdog because you wonder if doing chores for an old asian man can translate into winning a tournament. In this one if the kid can't win the tournament considering his circumstances he is retarded.

I saw this earlier today.
Why is the kid a nigger?
Why are they doing Kung fu?
Why does the kid have corn rows?

THIS BETTER BE A JOKE


TAKE OFF THE JACKET

>>7417898

Your last question is answered by your second.

>>7417919
AH.

>>7417784
I'll be honest, yes, that's the main reason.

Why is he teaching him Kung-Fu? Shouldn't he teach him karate? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!?!?!?!

>Black people fighting with martial arts and not chrome plated desert eagles.

>Jackie Chan in the 'wise mentor' role

>he's like 45

>>7417960

Old school, bro.

>music from The Last Samurai plays in trailer

>But still, the main reason you faggots hate it is cause of Jaden Smith

Duh.

>>7417987

55

>>7418007

Okay, I suck cocks, that's old enough. But WTF he doesn't even have any fucking gray hairs. You need to have a long gray beard to be in the mentor role.

>>7417740
No it's ruined because the black kid is will smith's son being a doppelganger for little bow wow.

I heard of the remake sometime ago last year, but I never saw the trailers until now. The original Karate Kid movie had a Japanese actor training a white teenager in America. I actually saw the original film before so I know.

Now in the remake, the movie is set in mostly in China. You have a black kid struggling to fit in. It's similar to the original film. But in the remake, he's being bullied because of the color of his skin (by the way it looks like it) in the trailer.

The Karate trainer lives in China instead of one who moved from Japan to America. Jackie Chan as a actor in that role makes sense because he was born in the region. As for Kung-Fu, I think it's a form of Karate in my opinion.

So yes, I am looking forward to this modern remake.

The original wasn't that good, take off your nostalgia goggles.

>black kid in china

>>7418124

Indeed.

>>7418145
>implying there are no black people in china

The trailer actually looks pretty good.

Pause it at 1:05. You can totally see Will Smith.

It's an incredibly poorly judged remake is what it is.

Kid's too young for the story to be effective, it's about kung fu but it's called the karate kid otherwise it loses the whole purpose for it's exsistence (brand recognition).

It's also kind of creepy in a child beauty pageant way in that it's designed to make a mini me star out of Will Smiths kid.

wtf is with all the mystical shit?

WTF are they doing to MY movie. (and yes, RAGE because of the niggas)

>>7418080

Uh, what the hell did you just say?

>>7418080
> As for Kung-Fu, I think it's a form of Karate in my opinion.

Fuck you you american cock driving faggot. I hope some sticks a pencil down your piss hole fuck you.

>>7418080
>As for Kung-Fu, I think it's a form of Karate in my opinion.

Quite the opposite in fact. Karate is a form of Kung-fu, seeing as how Kung-fu simply means martial art.

Anyways, Will Smith's son probably just signed up for this movie because it's a good learning experience over anything else. I mean you get to learn Kung-fu! And probably from Jackie Chan too! Who would turn that down.

china is an incredibly racist country. they literally hide their blacks.

>>7418124
>>7418177
I hate you guys...:(

Afros > Corn rows

Black people that wear corn rows and are not rasta are afraid of their afros. Are pussies.

>>7418283

He didn't just sign up.

Will Smith put the film together as a package for his son. It's meant to be a leg up to Lil Romeo style stardom for his kid.

every awesome scene in the trailer ruined by smiths son appearing with that shitty hair...

how old is he? 8? everything is kung fu? really? kung fu kid? will smiths son? really?

>>7417992
they should change the title of this "Karate Kid" remake to "Black Belt Jones." That would end the bullshit.

>>7418414

>every awesome scene in the trailer

Come again?

>>7418474
oh come on, it looked impressive here and there with the monks training

>>7418334
I feel like I hate Will Smith. Is that wrong?

>>7418487

No, it really didn't. Unless by impressive, you mean gay as shit.

did anyone else notice how jackie chan saves him from the schoolyard bullies in the begining? by beating the shit out of a couple of 12 year olds who were harassing another 12 year old?

this is another reason why it wont work. the original was half a love story, and the bullies were 17 year olds on dirt bikes, they could do some real damage if they wanted. making everyone 12 just waters it all down with shit.

>>7418499
It's not wrong, but then again if you were a movie star there's only two ways to go at it:
1) Full support to your children, give them a leg up whenever you can.
2) Refuse them support and make them work for everything.

Everyone says 2) is better because it builds character, but it will most likely also make your children hate you.

>>7418522

I know. When Myiagi hops the fence and kicks ass, it means something because it's a frail old dude up against a bunch of really rough young adults. As opposed to Jackie Fucking Chan kicking the shit out of children.

>>7418522
>>7418549
True, but I think in the movie Jackie Chan won't actually beat them up, at least not seriously. It will probably amount to the equivalent of a good spanking or something, seeing as how it goes along with the pacifist nature of Chinese philosophy.

>>7418549
>>7418522
lawl, so true

>>7418549
This is a pretty good point, in the trailer when he stood up to the kids i was like "they're just kids why is he fighting them", in the original i was like "kick their asses! old man"

Hmm, did I miss the Karate Kid trademark crane kick or isn't it in the movie?

>>7418631

I expect a change to a "dragon punch" or some shit.

>>7418666
black dragon punch !

>>7418314
China is not racist, but xenophobic.

>>7418124

The original is a great film. It's a drama, it's not a "fighting" movie or an action movie, it's a fucking drama and it's great.

>>7416811

I agree with you. This doesn't ruin the original. However, I feel a revival opening with Miyagi's funeral and leading to Daniel passing on Miyagi's karate would have been a much better film, but we'll never get that with this film being made to start over the franchise.

>>7418738
>black panther punch

fixt

>>7418935
>start over the franchise

As if this movie will not be a huge failure.

>>7418987

I wish I could say it would be, but we'll have to wait and see. Unfortunately, I think it might do well. But I hope you are right.

I think I'm going to watch this drunk.

>>7417740

I disagree. I feel the same way about the Red Dawn remake casting coloreds and yellows; as well as some stomach stapled homosexual from the disney channel.