hurrrr

"A Near-Perfect Movie"

haha, yeah right!

true

True tru etrue

That still doesn't make either of them good, both are pretty much equally shit.

opinions x1000

it's obvious

While watching Avatar I actually kept thinking that if I were still 13 this would have been the best movie evar.

>>7089279

You're 12.

>>7089328

That is valid for any movie ever.

>>7089330
So why didn't I like Avatar?

arguement ITT

>>7089330

Because you're exactly 12. Neither over or under.

Postin in a troll thread! woo

>>7089364
touche

>>7089352

The question is why you liked THL more.

A movie as well placed in fiction as anything cameron has produced, more filled with cliches, more filled with bullshit passing itself as realism and a message as sharp and tactile as a rubber brick.

>>7089384
>realism

lol

>hmm wonder what is that other movie about, maybe it is good
>read summary
>brave americun soldiers in iraq.
>yeah... how about no.

>>7089402

But...but...america...whoop....whoop?

:(

>>7089402
OSCAR
Seriously, I like Bigelow, and Strange Days was amazing, but I don't think she should win an Oscar only because she's female and she made a movie about brave US soldiers. Too easy. Better than giving it to Sofia Coppola, I guess.

The Hurt Locker has an even worse plot than Avatar. Theres this guy and he defuses bombs in Iraq, thats it. I don't get why you pseudo-intellectualfags like it so much.

>>7089425

>I don't think she should win an Oscar only because she's female and she made a movie about brave US soldiers.

She'll get an oscar becuse the movie is amazing, no thanks to shallow dipshits such as yourself.

>>7089438

Citizen Kane = there's this guy and he's dead

>watch The Hurt Locker
>expect regular war movie
>get character study about the absurdity of war, the mechanization of the military and the nature of escapism
>complain about realism

>>7089439
It's surely better than childish movies like Avatar, Inglourious Basterds and white guilt shit like Precious, but I'd pick Up and The Lovely Bones over it anyday. And TLB sucked.

>>7089447

>watch The Hurt Locker
>expect good movie about bomb squads
>get remake of point break with shallow characters, unrealistic gunfights, no courtmarashals and predictable plot points
>complain about no good movie

>>7089472

>Up and The Lovely Bones over it anyday.

that's because you're a manchild and a pedophile

>>7089476

Are you implying Point Break was a bad movie?

>>7089476

>remake of point break

Ah, you haven't even watched the movie.

>>7089485

No, its an ok movie, just didnt need to see it again under a different name.

>>7089438

THIS.

THE HURT LOCKER IS A FUCKING TERRIBLE MOVIE WILL YOU FUCKING DICKS GET OVER YOURSELVES? JESUS FUCK WHAT IS HAPPENING TO /TV/

"WHAT IS /TV/?" OH HA-HA VERY FUINNY, FUCK ALL OF YOU

>>7089476
>The Hurt Locker
>remake of Point Break

You mispelled The Fast and the Furious

>>7089506

Who are you? Huh? Who are you?!

For some time I thought /tv/ was really full of anons over the age of 20 with decent taste in movies and tv shows.

Then this thread happens and it's clear you can't grasp anything that's not a hollywood movie from the 80s.

>comparing THL to point break and the fast and the furious

>>7089488

Watched it last night actually.

>>7089502

It's cause it has a message about "America, whoop whoop". Thats about it.
It tries some other things like "bawww im not ready to have kids" then "bawww i dont have kids yet, im not ready to die". And "Im a macho american dude who disobeys orders and never gets dem consequences"

but thats about it.

>>7089532

>It's cause it has a message about "America, whoop whoop". Thats about it.

If that's all you got from the movie you're a moron.

>>7089531
It really is just a B action movie set in Iraq

>>7089547

It's not an action movie at all.

>>7089446

Thanks for spoiling you CUNT.

So am I the only one who was bored to death during the "suspenseful" bomb scenes?

>>7089549
oh it's a drama then? keep tellin' yourself that bub

>>7089526
>using the word "hollywood" as a derogatory adjective
Someone who's actually mature and sophisticated doesn't feel a need to make himself appear that way by criticising things he/she labels as unoshpisticated and immature.

>>7089549

eh...

>>7089402
>yeah... how about no.
Go watch movie about evil amerikkkan soldurs slaughtering noble savages.

Labeling it a B-action movie in Iraq means I don't have to think about it.

MOAR LIKE BUTTHURT LOCKER AMIRITE?

I am.

>>7089591
Which one is that?

>>7089576

Sure I do. You're a dipshit and have no taste beyond "I've seen a movie as a kid so I like it no matter what".
Get the fuck out.

>>7089549

Actually, its largely a by the numbers action movie, admittedly handled a little different where they substitute the adrenaline rush of highly paced scenes for the tension and anxienty generated by slowly unfolding set pieces.

>>7089438
>I don't get why you pseudo-intellectualfags

Perhaps because THEY'RE PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL fags? "A near-perfect movie"?! 'Will be studied 20 years from now"?! I haven't seen this movie but I know that it is near-perfect and a timeless masterpiece.

Also, the director is a woman! Can you believe that?! That automatically infuses all her work with wonder and intrigue.

>>7089609
Guess.

>>7089621

K-19 is a pretty crappy movie.

>>7089593
If you were "thinking" while watching that POS then you are clearly an idiot.

>>7089631

I said I labeled it a B-action movie in Iraq and didn't have to think about it, you faggot.

>>7089631

I see you don't do much thinking at all and you're proud of it.

>>7089593
The only reason you do is because it's set in Iraq. It just takes all the elements where there would be action and sticks them all together to make a action film, a really B grade one at that if you can see in between the lines.

>>7089623
Platoon?

>>7089626
It's about men at war and it's directed by a WOMAN! You probably think Transformers 2 is the best movie of all time don't you?! You can't appreciate the subtle intellectual heights of a WOMAN directing men underwater.

>>7089621

>I haven't seen this movie

Amazing idiocy.

>>7089652

Kathryn Bigelow is one of my favorite directors. But K-19 will always be her worst movie.

>>7089643
You're as blind as you are fantastically stupid.

>>7089655
Amazing obliviousness to glaringly obvious sarcasm. You idiot.

itt manchildren prove op right

>>7089613
>"I've seen a movie as a kid so I like it no matter what"

I have absolutely no idea where this has come from.
Cool random assumptions.

>>7089761

It's called nostalgia, you cretin.

>>7089241
Refined version.

>>7089813
That version doesn't make any sense.

>>7089825
Oh yes it does.

>>7089775
That's still an unbased assumption, Spanky.
Can you show me where in my post I said anything to do with nostalgia?

at this point of history it's a waste of time to watch anything that comes from americhurr.

>>7089887
"Having a good time" could be called "wasting time" .

>>7089866

You have no reading comprehension at all.

"stabbing your eyes with a spoon" "could be called" "having a good time"

>>7089954

Sure it could if you want to be an argumentative dipshit.

>>7089954
if that's your kick, well, yes. Who are we to judge you.

Holy shit /tv/, stop responding to this shit.

>>7089954
no_fun.jpg

>>7089825
he probably means that THL is for people who are over 12 but inder 13 years old.

anyway, if i wanted to learn more about wars and people who fought them i would not have went to an artistic movie

The English dude in The Hurt Locker was hot as hell.
That is all.

I agree with this

>>7089986
>an artistic movie

Yes, just like a smouldering lump of dogshit on display is "art".

>>7090030
It is.

>>7089986
No.
I mean that more mature people can like both and won't feel the need to rage over the internet how only 12-year-olds can like avatar to try and sounds edgy/mature.

>>7089935
No you. You've literally fabricated his "nostalgia" stuff from thin fucking air.

>>7090030
Art for dumbass means "beautiful stuff"
Art for educated people means "meaningful stuff"