Hey guys, My name is Summer Glau, and I like every single one of you. All of you are nice, good-looking, gentlemen who spend every second of their day posting pictures of me on /tv/. You are everything good in my world. Honestly, thanks to you I would easily get a role on another great show.I mean, I used to have insecurities about my looks and acting, but you all boosted it up to a whole new level. this is even better than eating strawberries dipped in cream while having my face deep down in a book.Don't be ashamed, you all helped me get another shot. I know I'm not perfect. I was River on Firefly, and a terminator on SCC, which both cancelled. what role do you think I should play next, other than "mai waifu"? I also get great fanmail, and have a really nice boyfriend (He just took me to dinner; it was SO romantic). You are all good people who should feel good about yourself. Thank you for listening.Picture Related: it's me and my boyfriend
>>7056958Picture Related: it's me and my boyfriendStopped reading there.
>>7056963Why would you stop there? There was so much insightful wisdom after that point which you must have missed.
>>7056963So did I. It's the last sentence.
It must be a torture to meet with all these nerds.What a fake smile.
What happened to Daniel?
Sup? My AIDS infested dick is penetrating her smelly pussy as we speak
The Blue Sun mercenary company in Mass Effect 2 is propably a direct reference to Firefly.
I'd like to see a Sasha Grey/Cooper/Glau FFM video.Sasha would slap around Glau while Cooper fucks her in the ass until Glau cries and then Sasha shoves her foot in her mouth until she gags.You could see Glau's stomach spasm as she shambles for dear life.Then Sasha spits on her face a bit and shoves her hairy crotch and rubs it on Glau's face until Cooper is ready to cum.After that Sasha teaches Glau how to swap sperm while Glau's on the brink of a mental breakdown.As Summer runs from the room in the end Sasha slaps her on the ass while she laughs with Cooper about it all.
>>7057009now I'm imagining how out of balance her vaginal flora is.
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Glau's really awesome. I'm pretty sure.
>I know I'm not perfectBut Summer Glau is perfect.
>>7057053most of glau's lesbian fans are fatI bet they want to envelop her in the folds of their bodies
>>7057110There's only one fold I'd like to envelope her in, and I'd push her tiny body deep inside it so I could then squeeze her out again
Anybody save the mediafire links for the classic Glau threads?
>>7057377http://www.mediafire.com/file/lzjqqyzmgjo/4chan.rarhttp://www.mediafire.com/file/gkqmn51f2gt/glauthreadarchive.rarhttp://www.mediafire.com/file/ymnnwlqyyz2/Neuer Ordner.part1.rarhttp://www.mediafire.com/file/ngym1gyxyid/Neuer Ordner.part2.rarhttp://www.mediafire.com/file/njmnimdtvmz/Neuer Ordner.part3.rarhttp://www.mediafire.com/file/jhegz45tay5/Neuer Ordner.part4.rar
>>7057456I miss those days so much, by far the greatest threads /tv/ and /mtv/ have ever seen. Seems impossible to get back to that now :( Maybe if Glau gets another tv show it will all return...
>>7057296Moar like the Sugourney Weaver right?
>>7057507Look, you need to sack up, my man. Seriously, I understand you guys like Summer, but /tv/ regularly does stuff more interesting than worship her. If you take a few steps back, you'll see that.
>>7057536OMG DID YOU SEE WHEN NEYTIRI AND LOCKE WATCHED THE DARK KNIGHT
jump off a cliff and die glau
>>7058054Holy fuck, Nicole Kidman!
>>7057977
>>7058070
Best shot in Firefly from the best episode of Firefly depicting the best thing about Firefly.
>>7058562damn...can't wait to get that on blu-ray ':-/
>>7058586choo choo
MINIMUM
MAXIMUM
GLAUS PER MINUTE
Did Fox briefly consider making a straight to dvd TSCC movie or am I remembering something out of a dream?
>>7058621kyewt as ever ':3
>>7058662just a rumor... with 96.32236623% certainty it's not gonna happen.
>>7058694looks shopped
>>7058726shopped!? Certainly not!
>>7058628>>7058633>>7058643Kraftwerk much?
>Blue SunFucking mercenaries.
>>7058562Everything she does in that episode is cuteness at its maximum, so adorable.
>>7058875do want to see :P
>>7058941reminds me of The Ring
Where is bear spam when you need it?
>>7059023
>>7059051
>>7059062
>>7058875>>7058562
J-J-JAM IT IN!
>>7057536Brool Story Co.
>>7059164MISSING HAND
Why
>>7057536>>7057977The Glau resurgence is already starting to annoy our bottom of the barrel tripfags. It is delicious.Also, Sonic Youth fucking sucks.
>>7059223hehe, haven't seen this glau befoar
http://imageboard4free.com/board/glauchan/glau/topic/485777Somebody at Glauchan got a handwritten letter from Summer!!!
Glaubot fighting off Cromartie in a church.
>>7059023Dollhouse it trash. TSCC had 15 million viewers the first season, more than 3 times the people that ever watched Dollhouse. And Dollhouse never even got a full season, it had two half seasons and was so terrible it never got the back 9 episodes.Even Whedon said TSCC was a better show.
>>7059262oh my god. they have a BOARD dedicated to summer glau?
>>7059262>GlauchanGlauchan. GLAUCHAN.
>>7059262Haha kind of hard to see that thread with so many stickies!
>>7059298If Glau played Echo and Dushku played Cambot, Dollhouse would have been better than TSCC.If Lena Headey played Echo and Dushku played Sarah Connor, the relative quality of the two shows would not have changed at all.
>>7059262That's cool....if it's legit
>>7059361It's a quirk of the forum. It's pretty heavily moderated, so the new thread should be stickied within the next few hours.It keeps spambot posts at the bottom.>>7059382Looks like her handwriting to me. Compare it to this one someone else posted.
>>7059262"I don't really have a favorite band... George Strait is my favorite <3"Oh my Glaud I love her so much. 99% of Hollywood would have said Lady GaGa...I like George Strait a lot too.
>>7059381If Gina Torres played Sarah Connor, Sean Maher played John, Morena Baccarin played Catherine, Alan Tudyk played Ellison, Adam Baldwin played Cromartie, Jewel Staite played Riley and Nathan Fillion played Derek, TSCC would have been an awesome show.
>>7059381>If Glau played Echo and Dushku played Cambot, Dollhouse would have been better than TSCC.Um no, Dollhouse is complete shit, Fatman > Whedung.Dollhouse is one of the most poorly written and terrible shows of all time. Heroes is a better show than Dollhouse.
>>7059404>>7059262This indeed was some really nice stuff. Thanks to Anons for posting this!
>>7059444But Dillahunt is a better actor than Fillion or Baldwin...
>>7059462That's just your grudge talking. I was sad about TSCC getting canceled too and would have rather have had Dollhouse get cut, but there's really nothing that will come out of hating Dollhouse forever.
>>7059462Dollhouse wasn't a one-man show. I'm pretty sure Tim Minear did a better job of ruining it than Whedon did.
>>7059532But Dollhouse sucked and was awful... and that is not a grudge. It really was one of the worst shows I ever bothered to watch. I would be hard pressed to name a shittier show.
>>7059558On the other hand, Buffy, Angel and Firefly were all way better than TSCC or Dollhouse
Whedon is a disease, and FOX is the cure.
>>7059404>>7059262d'aww, Summer's writing is so cute :3
typical glau fan
>>7059578Buffy is shit for preteens and homosexuals, Angel is even worse with extra doses of Dushku. Firefly is debatable, bad mixed with good.TSCC actually had what writers call a story, something Whedon fails to create in most of his shows about girls beating up boys.
>>7059654>TSCC>shows about girls beating up boys
>>7059651>typical Glau fan
>>70596542/10
>>7059682If I encountered a naked Glau I would be too in awe to even breathe. I would probably die right there before she punched my head off.
>>7059682The difference being TSCC had a storyline, Dollhouse did not have anything resembling a story until the second half of season 2.That is why nobody gave a fuck about the show, no character to rally behind or sympathize with. The characters were all 1 dimensional and their stories were paper thin. The main characters were so undeveloped that they decided to make Boyd the big bad out of the blue. Pulled straight out of Whedons ass.
>>7059682Is that... is that her foot in the last frame?
>>7059654you have never seen buffy or angel beyond maybe 1 or 2 episodescmon, admit it
>>7059767I tried watching it several times when I was 18 and it was still airing and it was complete shit. Smallville was superior and got my attention.
TYPICAL GLAU FAN
>>70598188/10i got a little pissed from that
>>7059832But Smallville was/is better than Buffy Angel or Dollhouse, obvious by the fact that it is still on the air and was never canceled.
Summer was SO cash.
I have too much social anxiety to write letters ;_;
>>7060294I wouldn't even be able to come up with anything to write. It's the Glaudess! What words could someone like me possibly come up with that would be worthy of crossing her eyes? ;_;
>>7060325I'd cut out my own heart and mail it to her except she'd probably be creeped out.
>>7060372sauce?
>>7060585>probablylul
>>7057018MOAR
I acidentally my entire glau folder plz halp :((
>>7061266
I guess Eliza was SUMMERTOLD
>>7061592How much did Amy Ackers stuff sell for? I saw that they were selling her dress that she wore in Epitaph One and I'm pretty sure there was something else
trying to hold in my laughsscroll down thru facewarp picsburst out laughingdrool all over myself/spit on monitor/keyboardgj thread
>>7061700Nowhere near as much.I bet the bids would be higher if she hadn't murdered Summer's poor innocent sweet little face.
>>7061700Amy Ackers stuff went for wholesale at closeout prices.
>>7058562
>>7059444ORGASSSSSSMMM
>>7059444But Garret Dillahunt is a much better actor than Baldwin or any other guy that has ever been on a Whedon show ever.
>>7059866oh yeah cos they never cancel the shows aimed at mouthbreathers do they you know with retards giving them most of thier paydays.Fuck if they only cancelled shitty shows why is Big Bang theory still airing?...oh cos it appeals to mouthbreathers and thats where they get their cash, mouthbreathers and ads aimed at mouthbreathers.
>>7061946But Dollhouse is a dumb show aimed at mouthbreathers who are supposed to drool over Droopy Dawg.It is shit television on turbo mode.
>>7061946I am in support of your point. But right now I have the flu, which means I am not breathing through my nose. So, kindly fuck off.
>>7059654>>Firefly is debatableno, it's not actually. unless you want my axe in your face.
>>7061966i'd still take Dollhouse over a million American Idols and the other shit that fills the airwaves these days.
>>7061982then you have special dispensation to not be a tard due to you flu, but as soon as you're better start using that damn nose again...
>>7061996Avril Lavigne was never on Dollhouse but she was on AI, your argument is invalid
>>7062152yeah, but guess what she had to do to get on Idol
>>7062213
>>7062152Avril is great and she would make American Idol worth watching if she was always there but she was only on for 15 minutes or so. Dollhouse has lots and lots of delicious Day, Waspfu, Glau, and Acker.
>>7062268:D
>>7062272Hi, SK.
>>7061986Firefly at most is only equal to TSCC.Everyone knows that, that is why TSCC had 2-3x the audience of Firefly.
>>7062324Firefly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TSCC
>>7062371No, more people watched TSCC than went to see Serenity... a motion picture.
>>7062371Correct, even though you skipped a few dozen >>>>>>>>>>> That said, I still love TSCC. Because Glau is in it.
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Terminator:The Sarah Connor Chronicles is > than anything Whedon ever got his untalented mits on.
>>7062488Nope, only Dollhouse.
>>7058621definition of ':3
>>7062324SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TROLLING CUNTBAG!TSCC had a huge audience in the beginning because of THE MOTHERFUCKING TERMINATOR FRANCHISE YOU COCKSUCKING BUM!!!@!!!!And at their respective cancellations firefly had 4.48 million viewers while motherfucking bottom of the barrel shit show TSCC had 3.6 million viewers.... SUCK ON THAT YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT!!!!!!!!1!YES, IMAD!
>>7063131Remember to breathe, dude...
>>7063131lol Dullhouse had 2 million viewers for it's finale
>>7063408Who gives a shit about the Eliza Dushku Show?
>>7063497Typical Glaufags?
Communist Glaufags
>>7063588I'd join the communist party if she asked me to
>>7063588I lol'd and ':3'd
>>7063615In Soviet Russia Glau worships you.
>>7063664oh no, my world just crumbled down into little pieces
Plutocratic Glau
>>7063664....... ffffffffffffffff-egit!
>>7063691It should be a :3 dollar bill
Glau is and always has been cancer.
Glau is and always has been the best thing about /tv/
>>7063807Did she kill your mom?
>>7063825
':3
>>7063852without text
>>7063968moar
>>7063131>implying Firefly was not super hyped over Buffy and Angel and the other shitty kids shows Whedung made prior to Firefly... and Firefly still flopped.Whedon shit sucks uncut slavecock. Firefly was a fluke but in no way imaginable was it better than TSCC
>>7064008TSCC was shit. I saw about 15 episodes before I just couldn't take it anymore. I have no idea what people saw in that show.
>>7064049>I have no idea what people saw in that show.
>>7064049This.
>>7064049The entire first season of TSCC it pulled 3-4 times the viewers of Firefly.A dude I know watched every episode of the first season and thought it was canceled and was pissed... I let him know last Saturday that there was an entire 2nd season. The writers strike sealed TSCC's fate.It is so much better than Firefly that Whedon would have to stand on his mothers shoulders in order to kiss Friedmans hairy ass.
>>7064090>>7064008Seriously, you are a -11/10 troll.Firefly > TSCC > Having sex with Eliza Dushku > Discovering you are now HIV Positive > Dollhouse
>>7064110Seriously, you are a -11/10 troll.T1 > T2 = TSCC > TS > T3 > Aliens > Alien > Buck Rogers > Smallville > Firefly > Raped by Rosie O'Donnell > Discovering you are now HIV Positive = Having sex with Eliza Dushku > Dollhouse
T:SCC was the best thing that happened to Terminator world since T1 & T2
>>7064183>>Smallville > FireflyHAHAHA
>>7064183>Discovering you are now HIV Positive = Having sex with Eliza Dushku
what exactly did you "people" enjoy about tscc?
>>7064243
>>7064090since you seem to be mentally challenged.... let me repeat it again TSCC's initially high but CONSTANTLY DECLINING ratings during the first season are due to THE FUCKING TERMINATOR FRANCHISE, ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL AND PROFITABLE FRANCHISES EVER.I suspect you just hate whedon because he let tim minear make acker kill glau. You butthurt doesn't change the fact that friedman is a fucking hack that will never have whedon's talent, success or recognition........... and I'm saying that as somebody that doesn't particularly likes joss whedon.
>>7064243Sexy killer aspie robutts and post-J-Day.Whedon just copies stories like Terminator and Matrix and then references the fact that he copied them in his crappy shows like it makes it ok that he is a plagiarizing faggot with no vision or talent of his own.
>>7064183>T2 = TSCC > TS > T3 > Aliens > Alien > Buck Rogers > Smallville > FireflyNigger, you just went full retard! Totally, fucking full retard.
>>7064311>>7064270cameron did not have any sex scenes. your argument is invalid.she was one of the least sexualized women characters I can think of, actually.
>Sexy killer aspie robutts
>>7064285>whedon's talentBrool Story Co.Whedon had Buffy and Angel and a bunch of other retarded shows that basement dwelling virgins watched.They thought Firefly sucked and did not watch it.Whedon sucks and the only thing that is not COMPLETE shit that he has ever done is Firefly.And TSCC blows that faggy/campy shit out of the water. Firefly was a childrens show. People never even died on that shit... it would make the preteen viewers cry.
>>7064349
>>7064365such an obvious trollhalf the firefly cast died in the movie
>>7064380OMG HER BRAgrow up dude
>>7064349>she was one of the least sexualized women characters I can think of, actually.Because unlike Whedung Fatman could actually tell a story without having to resort to the OH SO SEXY ELIZA DUSHKU SHOW, YOU GUISE GONNA LOVE MY SEXY DUSHKU SHOW RITE? faggotry.
>>7064397>2/9 = 50%I actually see your point though. I can, after watching Serenity, see the very moments when Joss tried to kill people off and the studio stopped them.Kaylee is shot in the neck and diesMal broadcasts the message, then dies from his impalementSimon gets gutshot and diesJayne gets shot and diesZoe gets stabbed and diesInara gets syphillis and diesRiver is raped and devoured by the ReaversOr, failing that, everyone is mowed down by Alliance soldiers
>>7064414that argument doesnt hold water because tscc got canceled.
>>7064397>half the firefly cast died in the movie>the movie>half... 2/9HURR DURR FUZZY MATHS
>>7064414Summer Glau wearing a tank top and arm socks is sexier than Eliza Dushku dildoing her own ass in a vat of whipped cream while having her nipples electrocuted
>>7064434You slowpoke mother fucker, I typed a lot more than you and beat you to the punch
>>7064430TSCC had 3 times the episodes of Firefly.
>>7064436I agree. SO FUCKING AGREE.
>>7064436
ARM SOCKS
Sexy Glau is sexy.
i are happy for that tscc even got a second season.
>>7064556too bad Sarah started having PROPHETIC AND MEANINGFUL DREAMS
Have there been a lot more Glau posts lately?
>>7064629You silly mortal. Every dau is Glau dau.
>>7064567Her episodes were better than the best of Dullhouse.LOL Dollhouse... best of.
>>7064642The best episodes of Dullhouse were the Glau ones, and they had more Glau than the Sarah Dream episodes. Your argument is invalid and your skin is like a pig.
>>7064659The best episodes were Epitaph One and the Attic
>>7064687That's not The Left Hand and Getting Closer
>>7064687Epitaph 1 and 2 where crap. Complete crap. HURR DURR lets climb to the top of the building at the end of E1 to escape the Dullhouse... DURR HURR HURRThe Alpha Episodes in S1 were a million times better, and The Left Hand was the best episode.
