Fail.

>>6800708

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a shit

"I'll come back"
Terminator 2

I almost fell for it. Troll succeeded.

>>6800708
>they see me trollin

god

DAMMIT

"AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEBODY GET ME OFF OF THIS THING AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
-Passion of the Christ

I NEED SOME MONEY!!!

"AAAH YESS!! HARDER OOOH YEEAAH FUCK MEEE!!! AAAH" - Random Porn Movie

"Is it me you are talking to" - Cab Driver

"you wont refuse my offer"- godfaters

GIHHT TO THA CHOPPAH

YOU SHALL NOT GET BY MEEEEEEEE

"Well, thats like, your assertion, man."
-The Big Lebowski

"My mother said life is like box"
-Forrest Gumps

I'm James Bond - Professor Yes

"E.T. phone neighbor."

"I see people" - the Sixth Sense

'We can't stop here, it's bat country'

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

Every quote from Pulp Fiction until I heard all of them repeated thousands of times by the male 14-25 demographic.

>>6801000
But that demographic changes every year!

"I'm the ruler of the earth!" - Titanic

Play it again, Sam.

"Remember remember November the fifth."
- V for Vendetta

"Your mother performs acts of sexual deviance in the christian realm of damnation!" - The Exorcist

>>6800857
"It really made the room look nicer."

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.

>>6801045
>i got the quote AND the source wrong

>EFG lives, apparently

"My optic senses perceive you"
-Avatar

"YOU'RE RIPPING ME TO PIECES!"

"we may be in need of a larger ship"

"I feel the need - the need for high acceleration" - Top Gun

>>6800840
You are unable to circumvent my position.

"Sweet party!"

"yee-haww son of a bitch"
-Die Hard

"I kindly welcome you all to my dinosaur habitat."

"Smart woman."
-Jurassic park

"My highly valuueeeddd" - Gollum from LOTR

Holey moley!

"To a few, I am known as 'Tim'."

"Wow"

I don't believe that's true, Tim.

"Your mother is dead so you must have sex with me Lolita" ~ Lolita.

>>6801209
Whaa?! I didn't know there was a Home Improvement movie.

"this weighs a lot doc"

I'm your dad

archive this shit

That's a bingo!

"Observe the destructive abilities of this thoroughly weaponized and serviceable fighting orb"

Sometimes I like to get up in the morning and smell the napalm, its has a nice fragrance

>>6801086
well, aren't you one smart son of a bitch

>>6801268
It's "Bingo!", you idiot.

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE ANSWER!"

please don't change /tv/

>>6801279
"HACK... HOUGHCK... wheeeeze"

I will make him a proposition he will not refuse.
-- The Godfather.

I require a communication device to contact my planet of origin

I know what's going through your mind. Did he shoot six bullets or just 5?" Well, honestly, in all this commotion I forgot myself. But this being a .44 magnum, the biggest pistol on the planet, and would shoot off your noggin, you need to question yourself: Do you feel fortunate? So, are you, jerk?- Dirty Harry

"Who are you?!"
"Nice to meet you, they call me Batman!"

"What we have here is just a misunderstanding."
--Cool Hand Luke.

"Something about the situation we're in makes me uneasy, but I can't define in concrete terms what it is."

"Mos Eisley spaceport. It's a fucking shithole."

"Fuckin shithole."

"You make me wish to better myself"
-As Good As It Gets

"Im Winston Wolf, I get shit done"
-Pulp Fiction

"I believe you are the one who likes it up the ass."

I'm your Sawyer.

-Ray!
- Fucked me!
- Ray!
- Fucked me!

"And don't call me Certainly."

Johnny's arrived!

My names Mr. James Bond, thanks for asking

It's over, man. IT'S OVER!

I used to behave sexually with people that looked like you in prison.
--Roadhouse.

The Vietnamese don't surf!

He's deceased, Jim.

"I said, 'The sheriff is an African-Amer..."

I want to see the money! - Cuba Gooding jnr

I'm going to tell you this idea I had...

"My old sled..."

Can I have the same drink as that woman over there? - When Harry and Sally became aquinted with eachother

"You mean the FBI is going to pay me to surf"

"Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black."

"Geronimo, fuckface."

"Bingo!"
"Actually, we say that's a bingo."

"Could you do me a big one and rub some of this lotion on your skin? Thanks a bunch!"

>>6801466

Fuck you.

>>6800720
>>6800729
>>6800735
>>6800737
>>6800745
>>6800832
>>6801000
>>6801086
HOLY SHIT NEWFAG ALER

Iris, are you attempting to sexually preposition me?

"Ya know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fuck like a bunny. Do you fuck like that? Cause if ya do, I'll fuck ya good. Like a big ol' jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air."

Its simple Watson, fucking pay attention!

>>6801527
I'm sorry, it was just too good to alter.

"Entry level, bro."

WHOO Get up here Adrian, I won!

>>6801293
YOU CAN'T ANSWER THE HANDLE

Jake, don't worry about it. It's the Asian District.

>>6801380

A shaken martini please barkeep, the last guy gave it to me stirred and I was not happy

James. James Bond.

James Bond is the name, and spyin's muh game!

"Screw with the elite, pass away like all the others!"

I RULE THE PLANET!!

I presented him with an offer that he was unable to refuse.

"This evening we feast in Tartarus!"

I now believe that we are outside of Kansas.

Mrs. Dallas, here's my universal ID card.

>>6800832
You are one unattractive lover of mothers.

>>6801701
Mega blue!

Frankly my dear, I don't care.

CRAZY HORSES!