it's quite sad most of them are just looking for a little love...

he's such a poet

i must go shopping

oh wow, I lol'd

Where is the guy that you can tell lurks /tv/? He says something about watching Family Guy or something.

>>6800417
>you can tell lurks /tv/
>implying we like family guy

Wasn't there supposed to be some famous person busted on the season finale? Anything ever come of that?

>>6800417

Did they catch Kaiji yet?

>>6800431
I know what he's talking about sagefag, not to mention we aren't HURRDURR HIVE MIND LEGION ANONYMOUSE HURR DURR. The guy mentions Family Guy but he says something else and he sounds like... Well, he sounds like an idiot like you, an average 4chan user.

kool thread

Being the decoy would be the coolest job ever.

>>6800453

There you go! He talks about Family Guy, his name is based on Dexter, and he wants to get high and watch TV with an underage girl. Admit it, which one of you is he? That guy is obviously a /tv/ lurker, probably LGL.

>>6800479

>>6800453
>icetruckkiller103

and here's /tv/'s white knight to the rescue

>>6800494
what film is this form?

Im Australian and wtf is decoy

>>6800511
Hard Decoy

All of them are perfectly hittable except for the first guy.

>>6800522
It's usually a police officer or something pretending to be an underage kid to convince pedophiles to met them in person, and then the pedo is arrested if he shows up.

HOWS THAT FOR STARTERS!

When is this show on?

>>6800511
Not a movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13s9vzXMbks

>>6800456

>>6800574
lmfao That's awesome, saved.

Kaiji believes in being prepared, and naked

>>6800574

Thank god.

>>6800574
There should be a part two where the decoy says something about smoking and Kaiji yells at her for an hour.

Then says he has to leave to pick up his shift at Arby's.

>>6800561
>"weeeerreeee goooonnnnnaaaa fuuuuuuuccccckkkkiiinggg eeeaaaaatttt yoooouuuuuuuu"

lol

>>6800588
That guy kind of looks like an Indian Urkel

wait, so the secret to making people believe you are a 13-year old girl is saying "kool" to everything?

wow, thats genius

>>6800574
LOL AND THEN HE UPGRADES HER RAM

>>6800694
kool

>>6800717
a/s/l? u got any pics? how bout condoum.. i got go to store

>>6800731
kool! hows that for starters!

>>6800717

Hi...

If I was a pedophile, I would watch out for users named "decoy".

>>6800791
Nice.

>>6800791
Coy children are the sexiest.

>>6800783
hi nice to meet you

I work with a girl who was some big deal at Perverted Justice, and was on To Catch a Predator a few times. She was like their #1 best online decoy or something.

Total dyke but very fuckable.

Naw bro, they are cool, just different and young.

>>6800829
ahahahaha

>>6800812

do u liek guitar hero?

m/17/nyc

>>6800829
LOL

>>6800849
guitar hero is like totally kool

13/f/bsmt

>>6800829
>chat hidden

i lolded

>>6800829
This is fake right?

>>6802379

No, the real Kaiji was arrested some time ago. All the Kaiji's you see now are just substitute trolls.

Ever since the simpsons jumped the shark, this has been the single funniest show on television.

I love that the perverted justice people are all obese neckbeards or dykes, and that sherrifs department can get 5 SUV's, ten armed cops and a bunch of tazers to take down scrawny indian students, but are too scared to go arrest drug dealers.

The canadian one was pretty win too, but there were no cops, so it was kinda anti climactic

Favourite episode had some old black guy, who pulled up, then changed his mind. The producers were so angry at losing a black pedo, that they made the cops go and arrest him anyway.

That or the midget. You get the impression he just wants to fuck something his size. And then we he admits to molesting his niece, and you see him in a little kids jump suit and shackles...priceless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C802Z5IIKH4

The Australian Kaiji

This Decoy doesn't play the role of a 13 year old girl very well. I should be Decoy. I should be the 13 year old girl

>>6802526

When they get to the house and see the IRL decoy, how can you blame them for wanting to fuck them. Fucking 18 year old bitches acting like jailbait.

>>6802505

>its important to understayyynd

Only thing better would be if it was in New Zealand

>UTS IMPORTUNT to UNDERTAAAYUND

These idiots deserve to get caught, 13/f on the internet that says 'wow' 'kool' without first typing :))))) hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
iii liikeeee to talllkk likeee thisssssss

This is "To catch a predator," right?

Where the fuck can I watch it online? It sounds great.

inb4 pedos whining about entrapment.

I'd love to find what chatrooms they chill in. So I could troll the fuck out of them.

>>6802505
What was "I HAVE NOT...NOT...NOT...NOT!" in response to?

>>6802505

>R: For the rest of their lives, Geoffrey, they'll be thinking of that animal who stole their innocence.
>G: What about the last time you had sex with anybody? That was an evil occasion, wasn't it? There was NO NO consent there, was there?
>R: What are you saying, Geoffrey?
>G: I'm saying that you too are a raper. You're enjoying this aren't you?
>R: Do you think those young boys enjoyed it when you abused them?
>G: Yes they did!

Ha ha, oh wow.

>>6802542


We export those freaks over to you chaps lol

I have to say, I am really enjoying the Kaiji-bashing in this thread

where can i stream full episodes online

kool

WHO THE FUCK IS KAIJI

>>6802702

>>6802702
this

>>6802709

asl?

>>6802702

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2150665490135952267&ei=NNlYS7v_FZeyrAOCh7CpCw&q=to+c
atch+a+predator+video&hl=en&client=firefox-a#

What if these "predators" are really just considerate neighbours who want to lecture the kids on the subject if they fall for their fake predation?

>>6802815
'I'm sorry i fell and landed with my penis in this girls vagina'

>>6802815

lol sometimes they say that. And then their car gets searched and it's full of porn and anal lube.

>>6800379

The decoys are the worst actors I've ever talked to.

>>6802857
>implying considerate neighbours can't enjoy erotic material in the comfort of their own private vehicles

I thought it was pretty lulzy when they IRL trolled that guy (that didn't even go to meet the chick, and pretty much did nothing wrong by the way) and he an hero'd in his house.

Was it legal to still grab the guy that decided not to go inside?

>>6802815
no one will believe them and laughs will be had by all.

>>6802941
Lul, yes, all of my neighbors keep a six pack of Zima and a bottle of Uncle Touchy's Ol' Timey Fun Lube in the glove compartment of their cars.

>>6802978

TAKE YOUR KIDS AND MOVE OUT OF THAT NEIGHBORHOOD!

>>6802951
did this really happen?

"I don't want to have touch you I don't want to do anything illegal"

"lol, I'm a virgin, and I will have sex with you"

WTF man, are you really supposed to actively resist girls who want to fuck you? Jesus christ.

>>6803126

If fucking them means you could do to prison? Hmm, let me think.

>>6803126

lol someone's still a virgin.

>>6803126

Never been hit on by a fat desperate chick huh?

>>6803126
Enjoy your prison.

>>6800561
what garbage

>>6803162

They use the pics of good looking 16/17 year old girls to catch them. But apparently if you wait 1 year you could fuck the girl in the picture and it would be fine. xD

>>6803126
That's the thing about this set up. These guys aren't actively preying on girls. They just think there is some horny teen girl who is looking for an an anonymous fuck.

This show is retarded. The police should just man up and actually catch real pedophiles instead of letting NBC entrap horny sad dudes.

>>6803278
pedophile detected

/tv/ sympathizing with predators?

What a suprise

I sort of hope one of the idiots turns up with a gun and starts shooting, that might kill the show off.

>>6800453
>icetruckkiller103

>>6803323
Predators? More like lonely desperate virgins who think they've had a stroke of luck with a willing girl old enough to make sex decisions.

The title is incorrect. The so called predators are in fact the prey. They are lured by predators. But logical conundrums like this just add to the layers of comedy present in the show.

Another favourite, when they busted Ray Romano.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkzUbURIEYE

itt confirming an already known truth about /tv/

/tv/ is filled with pedos.

>>6803353
>old enough to make sex decisions
yeah, that's not what 'age of consent' means.

>>6802792
Fucking lol'd when he said gentlemen.

>>6803423
"Age of consent" is a legal term, not a literal one. 16 year olds are mature enough to make decisions about their own bodies.

>>6803459

Yeh!

>>6802792
fuck. i love you.

>>6803459
hahaha, no. Not really.

Age is just a number, baby.

>>6803459
16 year olds are idiots

>>6803536

You don't stop being an idiot at 18, 25 or whatever retarded age of consent the USA has.

>>6803379

I lol'd at the part where he shows up at the kid's house
and the kid won't put the beer in the fridge
and the kid is like "so you wanna fuck me" or something liek that
and the guy goes "nah, let's just hang out."

then he gets arrested.

I personally think this show is just porn for people that enjoy human suffering. Not that pedos shouldn't be locked up, just don't make a fucking tv show about it.

>>6803536

SEXY idiots.

>>6803711

>Dateline
>human suffering

lolwut

Because it's bad to laugh at pedos?

>>6803711

The show rarely features pedo's.

The show perversely uses sexual exploitation (creating an imaginary sex crime and parading perverts in fron of the cameras) to sell advertising space.

It's fucked up to be sure, but it's also fucking great tv.

>>6803724

Not exactly, I just think there's a certain amount of perversion involved with watching a show like this. Not on the same level as molesting a child, but that doesn't mean the two are mutually exclusive either.

>>6803711

This is our version of heads on pikes

>>6803424

>>6803724

No, because it's bad to create a crime where one doesn't exist to make money by combining Punk'd with implied child rape.

Not saying it's not fucking funny and great tv, but the sexual offenders are only part of the puzzle that makes it so hillarious.

hey faggots here is a novel concept: less fucking text and more hilarious chat screencaps from the show.

>>6803784

concept in action

>>6803784
hey, i think you're a little confused. the world doesn't revolve around. there are treatments for assburgers

>>6800508
what a man

>>6803768

>No, because it's bad to create a crime

Anyone who falls for the "lol thats kool" decoy is fucking stupid and DESERVES to be arrested

>>6800404

Oh god I haven't seen this one hahahaha

This is childish and /b/ material, reported

>>6803820

Stupid yes. Deserve to consume massive amounts of tax dollars so NBC can make a buck? I don't think so.

>>6803820

>>6803852

Wait, that guy is a COP? LOL

o dang

haha, why do some of these guys think its normal to just type in all caps.

>>6803857
Yea but too bad it is a show. That is on Television.

fuck face

>>6803907
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>6803912
I DUNNO LOL FUCKING TARDS