If he dies I will dance a jig amd post my timestamped cock&balls on /tv/.

I hope he's gonna be ok.

I'm gonna pray for him now.

And nothing of value was lost.

>>6368241
I second this motion. He deserved no better a send-off.

HURRY! SOMEONE! RUSH HIM SOME OXYCONTIN!

Probably those pills again.
Fucking degenerate drug addict..

>>6368199
holy shit will santa deliver a late christmas gift?

Final celebrity death of 2009 for the epic win amirite.

dude he is a rich american

at the very least he can have his men go and slaughter a young Portuguese man, steal his heart and transplant it into his own chest. He'll be fucking fine. In the US, money means health, safety and wellbeing.

>>6368302
So what the fuck happened to Michael Jackson and Anna Nicole Smith?

I hope he dies on New Years Eve.. it would be a perfect symbol for how the ugly past is truly dead.

I hope the death panel decides to execute him.

I've never wanted someone to die in my life, ever, yet, as hard as I'm trying not to, I feel myself hoping I hear his death announced soon...

FUCK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME 4CHAN

Rush got a head rush after snorting to much coke. Shame he was in such a rush to get it all down. ehhhh

>>6368342
...I lol'd.

>>6368348
You're perfectly normal.

i hate rush more than i hate the jew

>>6368348
Don't fool yourself. You were one of us all along.

OH GOD THIS COULD TURN OUT TO BE THE BEST HOLIDAY SEASON OF THE DECADE

And nothin of value was saved.

>>6368342
Oh no...I can see it now...the conspiracy theories...the paranoid accusations...

i now believe in the holidays and will celebrate every year

>>6368400

Obama used Kenyan voodoo magic to kill his grandmother in Hawaii and then sic her on Rush as a zombie. You heard it here first, folks.

My dad fucking worships this guy.

I don't know what he's going to do when he hears about this.

Oh look, internet tough guys hoping a fellow human being dies.

I hope Obama goes to see him in the hospital.

>>6368423
Have chest pains.

>>6368430
FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD

>>Rush Limbaugh suffers heart attack while in Hawaii.

Sounds like he found Obama's birth certificate.

Its the most wonderful time of the year!

EYWA HAS HEARD YOU!!!!!

>>6368427
>Defending the furthered existence of Rush Limbaugh.

>>6368197
please cease and desist with your spamming on our board ano
nta
lk.com thanks in advance have a nice day

PLEASE DIE, PLEASE DIE, PLEASE DIE! This is the year of celebrity deaths and this would be the cherry on top of a delicious Sundae!

>>6368445
>>6368342
You guys are so fucking heartless.

I love you.

>>6368427
>fellow human
>human

Does he really deserve that?

>>6368442

Oh god, so fucking perfect. Last thing he ever sees is Barack Obama's gigantic, trollface grin.

>>6368430
Obama wont, but Michael Steele will. Rush is the leader of the party afterall.

>>6368445
fucking winraaaar

at least he died knowing what it felt like in mary lynn rajskub's pussy

His life maintains the balance in America. Liberals are just as annoying as republicans.

>>6368450
FUCKING THIS! :D

>>6368516
David Cross was in it too. It's not that hard.
I also just realized that was the fucking snail.

I do hope Rush Limbaugh is saved by a black lesbian doctor with a questionable immigration

Merry Christmas and a happy new year Rush, I will see you in hell!

What's happening with Operation Chaos?
REPUBLICANS VOTE FOR MY CLOSE FRIEND HILLARY TO DISRUPT OBAMA SUPPORT
and they actually did

Obama visits Rush in the hospital. They hold hands. Rush makes a miraculous recovery. He abandons the conservative party and becomes a full-fledged liberal.

Problem, Rush?

>>6368537
SALT THE SNAIL

>>6368524
Rush Limbaugh wasn't a conservative, republican, or a liberal. He was a douchebag, and I and every other republican in America genuinely hope the guy suffers.

If Rush does die he shall be declared a hero and a martyr for all conservatives. He died due to the stress Obama has put on this nation.

>>6368595
Rush is a fucking hero among Republicans. Quit talkin' out yer ass!

>>6368524
>His life maintains the balance in America. Liberals are just as annoying as republicans.

Very true, another must fill his spot.

Rush Limbaugh/Michael Moore
Glen Beck/John Stewart
Bush/Obama
ect.

Another will rise to take his place. Otherwise the world will be off balanced liberal wank fest, and I'm pretty sure the rest of my small paycheck will go to keeping fatcat Union slops of California up to their ears in my dime.

>>6368524
I don't think anyone would deny that, but this is Rush Limbaugh we're talking about. I mean, it'd be one thing if you were talking about a conservative who wasn't an annoying stupidity instigating douche with a huge following of morons who take what he says as the gospel.

>>6368602
Or perhaps Barrack Obama's people are behind this and they felt they needed to "shut him up". I wouldn't be surprised. I just hope he's OK.

>>6368633
>Glen Beck/John Stewart

>>6368633
It is Glenn Beck's destiny. I mean, he's been taking all of Rush's audience away

>>6368633
Oh look, someone else who doesn't realize what channel Jon Stewart is on.

I hope his heart fails.

Yes, I'm sure the conservative PC machine will through a fit. Even here on the Internet the anonymous voices will say, "Oh, you can't do that." But somebody's gotta say it.

I hope Limbaugh's heart fails.

>>6368622
I voted for Bush twice, and I fucking hate Rush. I hope he does not die but has severe brain damage and ends up like Steven Hawking only mentally retarded and unable to wipe his own ass.

Then an illegal Mexican has to wipe his ass and she abuses him when nobody is looking.

>>6368633
>Rush Limbaugh/Michael Moore
>Glen Beck/John Stewart
>Bush/Obama

I don't think you understand how comparisons work. If anything, I'd compare Bush to maybe Carter and Obama to Reagan.

>>6368659

And with this final move, his master plan is complete.

>>6368672
LOOKS LEGIT

>>6368668

Are you honestly telling me you think Glen Beck's show is real, and not just there to troll Liberals into raging?

>>6368672
QUICK SOMEONE FIND A RELIABLE SOURCE FOR THIS

OH GOD PLEASE BE TRUE

>>6368633

This is how dumb Rushs republitard followers are... they think unions are hurr durr bad and that any of their money winds up in their pockets... when union people make more money and pay more taxes than him...

He is just mad other people are smart enough not to be exploited for minimum wage ad Rush feeds of those retarded peoples angst.

>He is just mad other people are smart enough not to be exploited for minimum wage

I'm not making minimum wage because my job doesn't treat me like shit. What I'm mad at is how much of my paycheck gets sucked away before it even gets to me.

Most of California's taxes go to paying off the unions.

PLEASE LIVE RUSH I DONT NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW

rush is my hero, seriously

>>6368684

Definitely fits enough with their perception among the general public -

Carter/Bush:
Supporting Faction: HE WAS A GREAT AND INTELLIGENT PRESIDENT WHO WAS UNJUSTLY SMEARED
Opposing Faction: DUDE FUCKING SUCKED, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLIND
Don't-give-a-shit majority: Eh, dude sucked.

Reagan/Obama:
Supporting Faction: OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS, SECOND COMING OF CHRIST MOTHERFUCKERS
Opposing Faction: NO FUCK YOU WORST PRESIDENT EVER YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT IN MY BLOG
Don't-give-a-shit majority: Well this guy seems cool.

>>6368774
>I'm not making minimum wage because my job doesn't treat me like shit. What I'm mad at is how much of my paycheck gets sucked away before it even gets to me.

You can thank a union man for having a job that does not treat you like a nigger, union men died at the hands of Pinkertons and the corrupt Police in order to make your life better... even though you are non union. OSHA is a direct result of the union movement as well.

>Most of California's taxes go to paying off the unions.

HURR DURR Rush said it on the radio so it must be true.

Good jobs have health care benefits and retirement plans. Should state employees make less money? You think teachers make too much?

>>6368837
Very nice summation there, I would agree completely.

>>6368774
>wants good benefits for shitty job
>doesn't want to pay for them
>now california is broke

oh well, still better than the rest of the states

>>6368857

Why thank you Anonymous.

>>6368868
California isn't as bad as you guys think. I moved to Columbus, OH from Norwalk, CA two years ago.

Holy shit things are ten times worse here then they are there. Half the fucking city is empty because no one can afford to stay in their house or keep their businesses open, meanwhile the fucking retarded city keeps building new shit that no one can afford to move into.

I miss California. At least there I could drive without cops waiting to give me a ticket ever half mile.

:(

... if post is doubles Limbaugh dies tonight?

HAY GUYZ RUSH HERE, ALL DRUG ADDICTS SHOULD BE SHOT BUT I'M ALLOWED TO DOCTOR SHOP SO MUCH OXYCONTIN THAT I END UP GOING DEAF IN ONE EAR. THE AMOUNT HE HAD TO EAT TO GO DEAF IS MASSIVE, I KNOW ABUSERS OF OXY AT 400+ MG A DAY FOR YEARS (SCRIPTED FOR SPINAL INJURIES) THAT STILL HAVE ALL THEIR FULL HEARING RANGE

TL;DR

RUSH IS A PIECE OF HYPOCRITICAL DOGSHIT THAT HOPEFULLY WILL DIE SOON

Just as planned.