>cant wait till the rest of the world gets to see how utterly SHIT this movie is

Are you a guy? And you went to see the first screening?

Show me your blog, neck-beard.

You mean you didn't know it would be shit before seeing it?

What's wrong with you? It's fucking Twilight!

Not only are the books shit to begin with, but they're rushing this films as if they were corn dogs, no wonder they turn out to be 2-hour long soap operas starring faggot versions of classic horror monsters and a skinny bitch with big dumbo ears.

OP I'm dissapoint.

You're an idiot OP.

>>5678031cant wait till the rest of the world gets to see how utterly SHIT this movie is

Well, that was kind of obvious when the trailers couldn't even make it look good.

ausfag can't movie

OP here, flame away fellow anons cause yes i did expect it to be shit and went in there full well knowing it would be shit but HOLY SHIT i never expected such cringe worthy dialogue and you will feel my pain the second u hear Bella squeal on film that first time! (yes it happens and its HORRIFIC!)

>>5678123
just
fucking
stop

Any sleep deprived loli's there you fucking pedo? Midnight screenings for Twilight make me sad.

>>5678103
if u think the trailers are bad, u wont believe how bad the actual movie is. Trust me when i say its near impossible to prepare for this level of shit, the first hour will feel like the longest of ur life!

>>5678110
we can movie sooner than you and the rest of the world!

>>5678151
>we can movie sooner than you and the rest of the world!
But you're all dense motherfuckers who use that power to give money to the studios you're maligning.

Please tell me OP you got taken to this by a GIRL THAT WANTS TO FUCK YOU.

>>5678123
Ok so if you really watched it, spoil the movie for everybody, faggot.

>>5678148
there were FOUR cinemas with every seat filled playing the first screening so what do u think? tho it was completely countered by the sheer amount of bulldykes also attending, quite a scary scene.
and YES there were goths, black wearing strap boot faggot looking GOTHS!

>>5678110

Amerifag hey? How was it watching Taken a year after it's first screening?

ITT: Ausfag pointing the obvious.

>>5678169
would love to say that was the case but i was simply coping with another sleep deprived night. Sorry to disappoint.

>>5678183
There is NOTHING i could possibly say about the movie that is not already part of the pathetically predictable outcome known by everyone already. And even if there was im not one of those anons, sorry.

>>5678167
Amerifag living in Australia here. As painful as it is to admit this, the Australian box office numbers are nowhere near as depressing as the US. My fellow Americans watch some dumb shit.

>>5678167

What does that even mean? Since when do we "malign studios"? Like Australian mainstream audiences are any different to Americans or the rest of the world for that matter.

>faggot versions of classic horror monsters

And this is why I hate Twilight most of all.

>>5678235

Spoiler tags or you are troll confirmed.

>>5678235
>There is NOTHING i could possibly say about the movie that is not already part of the pathetically predictable outcome known by everyone already. And even if there was im not one of those anons, sorry.

You haven't seen it. Stop wasting everybody's time.

>the Australian box office numbers
they don't have as many people...

I don't hate Twilight for any content reasons.

I just hate it cause they were badly written books that were translated into badly made films.

Maybe if more effort was put into the film and maybe if Meyer wasn't an amateur writer, it wouldn't be so shit.

Twilight Vampire
>Superhuman speed, strength, sense etc.
>additional powers based on personality of the vampire in past life
>Cannot be killed via traditional vampire means
>Sparkles in Sunlight
Twilight Werewolves
>Have complete control of transformation
>Doesn't require the moon to initiate transformation

>>5678256
u mean like all that Tyler Perry shit that is constantly making it to #1 on the US box office?
oh and hope you are enjoying our big ol country

>>5678323
>taking the characteristics of imaginary beings literally

>>5678332

I am. To be honest, at first I just wanted to get out of America. Not that I hate it there, but I just needed to live somewhere else. I like the people here. Though I still feel like a foreigner.

And yeah, Tyler Perry. God I hate Tyler Perry.

OP here, the dialogue was utterly painful to sit through, some scenes were just so disjointed i cant even put it into words. Oh and for those doubting if i saw the movie, i will use spoiler tags below but im not ruining the movie for anyone

I will only convert you under one condition Bella

i'll just leave this here

>>5678395
OMG

MOVIE SPOILED FOREVUR

>>5678422

Well Estonia is pretty small...

>>5678395
>but im not ruining the movie for anyone

how could you when you haven't even seen it?

>>5678422
26th November?

>>5678450

>>5678512
and the doubters are silenced

>>5678599
Nah, he got that from the blog of some teenage whale.

oh and there was a new trailer for Avatar before the movie, longest trailer yet that explained the whole story about the Unobtanium (retarded name!) with Giovanni Rabisi doin a whole lotta dramatic talkin

was it like 2 hours of this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNxUvrUdUoE

to be honest, no matter how shitty these movies are, teenage girls will go see them anyway. twilight was the worst piece of shit movie i've ever seen, yet people saw it more than once and would rage on me for saying it was terrible. worst acting ever. worst plot. worst fx. shit shit shit shit shit. my friends dragged me to the midnight premier last year, and it was like being in a living hot topic. girls everywhere with those fagfaces on their shirts. or better yet, HOME MADE shirts. they'd kill each other for this shit. it's so fucking sad. the success of this crappy-ass franchise makes me lose even more faith in humanity.

by the way, half her shit is almost identical to true blood, which were written years before. OHAY.

>>5679551
it comes as a small comfort to know that her writing has been panned by critics from every which way, it truly is some of the most terrible writing imaginable but you are right in saying there will always be that fanbase no matter how bad the movies get. I felt bad when seeing Robert Pattinson explain how fans come up to him and ask him to bite them, seriously WTF?!

What's that blotch in the upper right corner? A cum stain?

>Implying bad reviews are gonna stop kids from wanting to see it.

>>5679725
reflection off a cafe table

Why did even go to the first screening? You could have just downloaded the movie, it would have saved you money and the embarrassment of watching TWILIGHT alone.

>>5679821
OP here, as stated above i was just doing anything to get through dealing with a sleep disorder, seemed a good way to kill a good 3hrs (they actually showed a full half hour of ads before the movie!) and i can now say with 100% certainty that i wont be wasting my downloads on this movie when it gets released

Unfortunately, I'll watch this tripe for Kristin Stewart