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>Dark Knight
>Remove the villian
>HURR TERRIBLE MOVIE

That's nice.

>>5590041
>pretentious
>explosions-or-fight-scenes-every-ten-minutes

Make up your mind.

>>5590063
Yeah, and that's half of the reason it's too hard to take it seriously. Even if the characters had good dialogue, even if Christian Bale wasn't trying his hardest to talk as if he has throat cancer, it's still just a dumb action movie with over-the-top comic book villains that wear makeup and whine about their childhood.

>>5590114
>whine about their childhood.
wut

>>5590114

The reason it's hard to take seriously is because you don't know what "pretentious" means?

>>5590114

you're a fucking idiot. did you not notice that joker makes up different 'pasts' throughout the movie?

>>5590114
It isn't an Action movie.

>>5590171
Yes it fucking is.

I think this thread is over.

LET IT BE KNOWN ON NOVEMBER 12TH 5:02 CENTRAL TIME THAT OP IS A FAGGOT THAT CAN'T EVEN TROLL RIGHT

I belive you don't know what "pretentious" means.

>>5590187
Just because it has 3 action sequences doesn't make it an Action movie.

>>5590218

So he'll fit right in with the rest of /tv/, then. All he needs to do is throw around the word "hipster" at anything else he doesn't like, and he's golden.

OP got shut the fuck up until some retard started saying the movie isn't an action film.

>>5590260
The Dark Knight ISN'T an action film. God /tv/ is filled with idiots.

>>5590283
...what is it?

in b4 herp derp it's a crime drama

>>5590283
Technically, it is.
It doesn't fall into any of the other "genres" like horror, thriller, comedy, drama, romance, etc.
...Unless you're counting "comic book movie" as a genre, in which case you're an idiot.

>>5590226
There's the intro bank robbery, followed up after about twenty minutes of exposition by a dramatic assault on an office building in Hong Kong, then there's the fundraiser sequence, the parade, after a lengthy chase sequence involving bazookas and crashing semi trailers the Joker is then arrested, Batman kicks the shit out of him, then he detonates a bomb and escapes from prison while two other characters are trapped in separate rooms full of explosives, then Batman kicks the shit out of some more guys, eventually the Joker holes up in some abandoned building after placing two bombs on two ships with a HOLY SHIT MORAL DILEMMA SO DEEP LOL, then Batman goes into said abandoned building, kicks the shit out of a bunch of armed guards, confronts the Joker in a fight sequence, then goes back and kills Two-Face... Am I missing anything?

So, uh, which three action sequences were you referring to in that?

>Consider this movie. Remove Heath Ledger's ~20-30 minutes of screentime from this 150+ minute movie.

Consider a story like Transformers. Remove the giant robots, and what do you have? The same action filled nonsense sci-fi crap every goddamned series has

Agree with op tbh.

>>5590325
>>5590325

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>>5590344
sup op

>>5590358
ah the classic lolitrollu whenever you fuck up you can always resort to it

>>5590315
>>5590308
Yeah, and Apocalypse Now is also an action film because of those 3 or 4 scenes were shit gets blown up. I am not one of those fags that consider it to be like Blade Runner or BEST MUVI EVA, but TDK is more Drama than an action movie. This ain't True Lies.

>>5590335
I haven't seen that movie but I can all but guarantee that said giant robots get more than 25% screentime.

This reminds me of House. You're watching an hour's worth of patients being idiots and overdone soap-opera dialogue for around five minutes of witty comebacks.

>remove the good bits fo the movie
>doesn't it suck lol?

>>5590396

It's fucking BATMAN!

>>5590430
>I can all but guarantee that said giant robots get more than 25% screentime.
>I haven't seen that movie

Yeah, it's pretty obvious you haven't seen it.

I like movies.