"The storyteller keeps us in suspense about the mysterious killer’s appearance at this time because of it's important to the revelations contained within this macho "fairy" tale. All we know is that it is human shaped and very tall. At this time, Blaine, the Cowboy character (no doubt in attendance to watch over Billy, the “Red Indian”) is killed and at this point a telling occurrence is that Mac is nearly reduced to tears on the spot.

Clearly Blaine and Mac had been conducting an interracial homosexual love affair. Seeing Blaine brought low, despite the size of his weapon (a giant machinegun that is powered and capable of firing hundreds of bullets – the most obvious penis reference throughout the movie) sends Mac into a frenzy as he “empties his load” into the jungle canopies. This actions symbolises the homosexual man’s inability to create life with his partner, he instead chooses to rage against mother nature, the only female form he can interact with and the one which has denied him the opportunity to create new life with his partner."

>>5496528
>>5496514

Sometimes...sometimes I want this world to burn...

Yeah, I believe it.

Lot's of the 80's-90's action movies were like that. Falling Down is one of biggest examples of this.

wat

>from the flirtatious gay parlance between Hans Gruber and John McClane in Die Hard
>implied incest between Simon and Hans in Die Hard With a Vengeance
>Clearly Blaine and Mac had been conducting an interracial homosexual love affair.

I bet /tv/ ships all three of these.

>>5496514
>I wrote my thesis on this very subject
These words make pretty much any statement made before them completely invalid. Enjoy your making up shit, "academic".

What the christ, some people read too far in to things.

Not everything HAS to have a meaning or symbol, ugh.

STFU and GTFO!

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There was a 3 part article written by the director of Commando himself about why Commando is the best film ever made. It's really funny, but it seems to have been removed from the site it was on.

Deep shit man

>>5496528
>>5496514

That is some of the best bullshit I have ever heard.
Well done, sir!

Lol

Lol, I thought I was the only only one that thought this.

>>5497438

You are, you big gay fruit.

Everything has symbolism.

>>5497570
In b4 fags point out what troi says, she was obviously symbolism for LIES and DECEIT.

Also the Enterprise is a symbolism of abortion and fetuses

i watched predator with director commentary and some of the things he says seem to contradict this.

>>5496573
>falling down
>action movie

Falling Down was about homosexuality? I know it's directed by Joel Shufaggotaker, but I'm pretty sure it was about the changes in the economy and consumerism, not gayness.

>>5497728
Consuming and the economy are gay.

falling down was not about fags.

Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed f@gg0ts around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual ty-ran-toe-sore-ass, just like me.
Poncho: [holds up his grenade launcher] Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.

Predator was totally gay.

Remember the beginning, when the black guy and Arnie meet greet each other for the first time? They do this half-high5 - half-armwrestle thing. Their muscles are swelling. Their veins are bulging. They're all oiled up and greasy.

Totally gay, bros.

Predator...gay....

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER