>>5495458

Shia Lebeouf goes to College, the smash hit sequel to Shia Lebeouf gets a Car!

>>5495458
I found it much more tolerable than the first.

>>5495474

You are not of this planet.

First movie was one of the worst things I've ever sat through. I have no idea how the sequel could be that much worse.

>>5495515
It is. A lot.

>>5495464
That faggots role got expanded in this part. Wasn't Transformers about the friendship between a young boy and his robot? Did they really have to make him somehow plot relevant?

>>5496175

"We've been watching you Sam Witwicky.."

My rage could barely stay contained.

but you know what the worst part of ROTF was? The part that really annoyed me?

Not the niggerbots.

not the man ass.

Not sam's mom getting high.

It's the scene where Prime's body is being brought back to base and the helicopter just fucking drops him like a ton of bricks, right in front of the other Autobots.

Just terrible.

Transformers 2

Came to see: robots smashing the shit out of each other

What I saw: robots smashing the shit out of each other

sorry OP I enjoyed it

I liked Spoony's review of it.

>>5496290

If only I had seen the 15 minute cut that you saw...

>>5496311

40 minutes I'll never get back.

>>5496315
the last 40-30 mins of the movie alone was basically war, albeit humans and robots fighting robots

>>5495458
I enjoyed it because there was gay scenes with Megatron and Starscream.

>>5496330

so...when it was at 5... 10... 15... 20... 25... 30... 35.. minutes you kept watching... why? Or did you watch the rest so you could bitch about watching the whole thing

>>5496311
God, he whined like a fucking huge baby throughout the whole thing. His brother was a lot cooler to listen to.

>>5496290
See, here's why I know that you're a troll - there was barely any robot smashing the shit out of each other.
SAM LOOK OUT THIS SAM LOOK OUT THAT SAM DONT DIE GODDAMNIT

>>5496362

Friend forced me. And HI SPOONY!

>>5496311
>Even bad Oliver Stone shits all over most things.

No Spoony, no it doesn't.

>>5496344
I wish I would have seen your version. It would have been cool if I actually got to see something in between all the explosions, fast cuts and Megan Fox running in slow-mo.

You were not forced to watch this. You weak-willed piece of shit, you deserved it.

>>5496268
oh my god you are a gigantic faggot. Just kill yourself.

>>5496371
troll calling others a troll? Now I've seen everything....today!

>>5497289
>>5497261
>>5497313

Hey look everybody, It's Michael Bay defending his shitty film again!

>>5497339
I must be losing my mind, I don't see where anything was defended.

>>5495458

Every feeling I have about Transformers 2 can be summed up with the following sentence: Shia Lebouf is saved by the ghost of robot Mufasa.

>>5497289

I hope that whatever parents spawned you are dropped into their graves from 100 feet up, you dicknigger.

I thought it was a stupid, entertaining Summer movie. Nothing more.

>>5497363

kneejerk reactions and insults to comments about a bad film? it is in my book.

>>5497134
LOL GENERALIZING
YOU'RE SO FUNNY

>>5497371
You're crying over optimus being DROPPED form a helicopter. Seriously, how the fuck can you think you're not a faggot over that?

If it's the shitty writing. Ok. The niggerbots. Ok. The horrid acting. Ok. But Optimus being dropped? Do you come up for air while sucking your mom's cock or do you have like diver's lungs.

>>5496290


For a grand total of 20 minutes or so.

>>5497376

It certainly was stupid, but it was by no means entertaining. It was like a snuff film, where the Transformers franchise was slowly tortured for roughly two hours. That's what this movie was, murder porn.

>>5497396

>lol truth, not so funny after all

fixed.

>>5497397
>Do you come up for air while sucking your mom's cock or do you have like diver's lungs.

That insult doesn't even make sense.

>>5497424
You're brain is small.

>>5497424
Really? Ok, let me help you. If Mommy has a penis, she's a either a guy dressed up as a woman, a trap, a tranny, or just a guy lying to you. If you are a faggot, you enjoy sucking mommy's penis, because you like cock.

I guess you have to have an IQ out of the double digits to understand it, but whatever.

>>5497424
>>5497457
Oh, and I forgot: Diver's lungs means you can hold your breath for a really long time. Meaning you can continue to suck on mommy's penis for a really long time without stopping for air.

>>5497498

Actually, divers can't hold their breath, or else the pressure difference underwater would lead to a rather serious case of deadness.

>>5497397
Not the anon you replied to, but I was bitching about the same thing (about the other things you mentioned as well).
Optimus being dropped from the Helicopter and being thrown out of the airplane like he was just a piece of junk shows how much they value the franchise. And they did all that after they let him die a "heroic" death and everyone was crying and shit over how great Optimus was...
I mean come on. Any reasonable person would say that's not right, not to mention the fans.

This thread needs more explosions and perhaps a 15 minute car chase.

>>5497640
So let me make sure I completely got this: you acknowledge that the movie was awful, the acting subpar, the characters offensive and unbelievable, and basically the whole movie unbelievable, HOWEVER! you were drawn in enough to the movie to not only fail to realize that Optimus is simply a computer graphic, and to completely care for how the body of this graphic was treated in the movie even after death even though you knew he was coming back alive....


/tv/ is so awesome.

I enjoyed the movie and can't wait for the third one.

Also, I won't be seeing Avatar since it looks like it blows cocks.

>>5497636
Look up Freediving, you stupid fuck.

>>5497859
trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

I watched it with Rifftrax. it was hilarious.

also, I can't stand megan fox, but goddamn they gave her some cleavage in this movie.

>>5497640
He was a 2-story, several ton, metal object that has taken laser blasts, explosions, highspeed transformations, and robot beatings throughout the movies. His body could take a few drops.

MB: So I have this script about this group of indigenous people who are being harassed by an evil overlord and his pet minions. I think I can fit some slow-mo and explosions in it.

Studio: Okay Bay, so whats the catch? Whats the hook?

MB: Well I was thinking we could make it a ne...

Media Agent: MAKE THEM BLUE AND CALL IT 'THE SMURFS', THE EXPLOSIONS ARE MAGIC AND THE BAD GUY IS GARGAMEL WITH AN EVIL CAT...LOOK I HAVE A POSTER READY.

MB: Well I was thinking more li....

Studio: Well that's settled, heres 150 million Bay; don't let us down.

obvious troll thread

Transformers 2 is the best movie this year

I'm curious now and now you made me watch it, you fuck. The blood is on your hands, OP.

I saw it in theaters. Loved it.
Got home, thought about it, felt ashamed for enjoying it.

I've never downloaded a movie without buying it within a week, but I downloaded this movie and will probably never buy it.
I watch it from time to time, but when I do, I just skip around to the awesome bits.
Say what you will about the movie as a whole; the fight scenes, especially the one in the forest just prior to prime dying, are all frigging awesome.
Also fuckawesome special effects. When they're not retardedly bad, anyway.
But yeah. Story, plot, any time anything besides primal grunts and "GIVE ME YOUR FAAAAAAAACE" come out of anyone's mouth is horrible.