Micha! He said don't talk to it either!

I'm not talking to it! I'm just making fun it.

Fucking shit movie, do not go see it. Possibly download it later if you are interested but you'll end up just stopping it half way and deleting it.

Hey KATIE! You're back! So, I bought this Ouija board today...

"micah maybe we should call that demonologist now things are getting intense"

"No, i can handle this pussy demon HAR HAR HAR"

I tell you NOT to go buy a Ouija board, and I come home and you've sitting here with the best fucking Ouija board I've ever seen.

Does anyone know where I can buy, rent, borrow, or steal a Ouija board?

NO DEMON FUCKS WITH MY GIRL IN MY HOUSE!

>>5333028
www.netouijas.com

What's the problem gaiz?

NO KATIE YOU ARE THE DEMONS

AND THEN KATIE KILLS MICAH IN THE LAST 30 SECONDS

Micha! Is that an ouji board? I told you not to buy one of those! Right, I am super serious right now, do not burn that photo of me or taunt the demon! Stop taunting the demon Micha.

1. GET SOME FRIENDS TOGETHER
2. PROVIDE OUIJA BOARD
3. BLIND THEIR EYES
4. ???
5. PROFIT

Micha was an epic level troll.

Student in my college dorm bought an ouija board once. After using it she ran outside onto the street and tore her eyes out with her fingers.

Friend of mine watched it from his second floor window, he told me it felt good, man.

Does the Screener torrent of Paranormal AActivity have the spielberg ending or the original one?

>>5333104

>>5333195
The original, it also shows a bit more of the (semi plot spoiler) other woman, Diane, who had been possessed, she eats her arm off and everything.

>>5333211
which ending is better?

The film was creepy as all fuck.

I paid 10 buck just to see some dude troll his GF only to die...

psh I could have stayed home and watched youtube videos for free >:|

how does the theatrical film end? I've seen the screener.

>>5333226
the original ending was anticlimactic. Preferred the Spielberg ending. It actually made the buildup worth something, even if it was just a cheap scare.

>>5333226
Honestly, I think the third ending sounds the best, but I haven't seen it anywhere. I really don't like either ending out there now, but if I had to choose one I'd go with the theatrical, only because there's a bit more of a bang to the end.

for some reason I thought you were going to say to NOT talk during a movie

What were the endings? I've seen Katie kills Micha, cops kill Katie. I thought it was cool.

>>5333253
That last night, she gets up, stands over him for a few hours, then goes downstairs and starts screaming, he runs downstairs and starts yelling followed by sudden silence. Then a huge banging starts, like something really heavy coming up the stairs. Then Micah's body flies from out of the darkness towards the camera and when he falls to the ground and the view is unobstructed, Katie is standing in the doorway covered in blood. She goes over to his body, sniffs and licks it for a few seconds before looking at the camera, smiling, and then lunges at it.

Screen goes black and then says something like, "Micah's body was discovered the next day.

Katie's whereabouts are still unknown..."

The Ghostbusters theme started on my mp3 player when I clicked on this thread, it made me smile and pop a semi.

>>5333343
Holy fuck is that bad, I prefer the cop ending by the sounds of it.

The whole reason I downloaded the screener was to get a screencap of katie's face as she lunges at the camera right at the end but then I find a different ending...bullshit.

>>5333343
That's an awesome ending! I saw the one with the cops.

>>5333343
thanks

This is why I downloaded the screener.

Theatrical Ending: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjtgUvKn5dY

Original Ending: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux0VZOTLPHk&feature=related

i knew a dude who swore ouija boards were "real"

so i had him wear a blindfold and do it and recorded him using it and of course it pointed at nothing

when i showed him the video he was really depressed. like i had just told him there was no santa claus

Scary invisible Big-Bird.

Should've splashed a bit of holy-water around the house or something.

Oh, and SO MUCH FEET IN THIS MOVIE! WHAT WAS THE DEAL WITH THAT?

Do we have pics of Katie's tits anywhere? I need to see them.

>>5333428
Dem thighs.

>>5333491
Maybe the director was a footfag? I'm not attracted to feet. Boobs, asses and women wearing glasses but feet? NO.

With how easy it is to see tits and ass these days, how revealing some celebs are with their pictures, I guess feet are the last frotier...it's usually quite hard to get good foot shots.

>>5333550
If I was about 7 years younger, I would've had an uncontrollable erection throughout the whole thing because of the blatant focus.

Now that everything's under control, I just thought it was really odd that suddenly they were on-screen every thirty damn seconds.

after he promised not to buy one, my first thought was "lol but he didn't promise not to use one. no, they wouldn't exploit that. too stupid." but then they did.

>>5333632
Micha was a dick who got them both killed.

For the footfags....there was a lot of Katie's bare feet in this movie, but then again, she was home all the time, and it was California.

>>5333704
already addressed.

I was crossing my fingers AND I stole the Ouija board! Hah!

>>5333716
Eh? By the way, last one. Do have thigh ones though.

Bumping noises, while odd at first lost what little frightening value they had within the second night.

Dr- Don't talk to the demon. It'll think it's ok to stick around. Got that? Do not try and communicate with it.

Micha- So...what's your favorite color?

Major Lolz. What was his problem? I mean, sure I would probably do that too at first. Cause I would think this is all silly bullshit, and GF is over reacting, maybe sleep walks for a bit (ok..so standing there for a few hours, creepy, but people can do that in their sleep) but after the foot prints?! COME ON!

why didnt they ever close the door when they slept?

>>5334125

A- To record what was going on in the hall.
B- Demon could open the door anyway, so that wouldn't have mattered.

>>5334142

FUCK THAT SHIT. If my door did that my ass would be FUCKING GONE. I wouldn't stay there in the house, let alone sleep that room. These two guys either had balls of steel and nerves of Superman, or I'm just the biggest pussy of all time, but no. Moving door = me on the other side of the fucking state.

>>5334142

because the door was open the demon had an eaisier time dragging her back to the kitchen.
ALSO: there is no proof ghost could open doors.

This film copied some things from Norai:the curse

>>5334175

You know what? You are right. The demon never opened any of the doors, it just shut them. Iiiiiinteresting.

Epic movie was epic.
You can't tell me otherwise.

Ouija boards were created by Parker Brothers, a subsidiary of Hasbro. Nothing special about it unless playing Monopoly actually makes you rich.

>>5334622
not exactly correct

they existed for hundreds of years before the parker bros company even began

I downloaded it. Super boring, kind of scary. I ended up just fast-forwarding through most of it. I can't believe this is getting so much attention. I got stuck with the shittiest ending too.

>>5335139
I lenjoyed this, Its kinda like a stripped down version of the Original Poltergeist, no wonder Jewburgs liked it

My theater was great. When it switched to the night time camera, you could physically see everyone kinda curl into themselves. And then when it was morning again, they all relaxed. It was very funny.

>>5332190
yeah, guy was a complete idiot. He deserved what he got.

>>5332190
>>5332190
>>5332190
>>5332190
yea bro the movie is fine but once is finished or in the midle if you are a reasonable person wiil think
"tur on the fuckin ligth damiiiiiiitttttttt"
"why you buy it damit srsly"
micah almost say
"you put your name in here??"
"it was you right?"
"tur on the fuckin ligth damiiiiiiitttttttt"
"tur on the fuckin ligth damiiiiiiitttttttt"
"tur on the fuckin ligth damiiiiiiitttttttt"
"tur on the fuckin ligth damiiiiiiitttttttt"
srsly some fuckin lights!