Neither.

Hey, /tv/, it's me, Simoun Pegg. You know it's the real me because I spell my name with an extra U. I just decided to pop by so I could tell you all the reasons why Zombieland is bullshit.

1. Fast zombies. This alone is the death of the genre. When I as a kid, zombies couldn't run, but now for some reason, they can. Makes no sense.
2. They say the Zed-word like five thousand times in the film. This isn't to be done. If you've seen my film, you know that this is a no-no, because I made a rather subtle joke about it.
3. It shits all Shaun of the Dead. It's funnier. It's got better action. I'd like to say my movie was scarier, but no zombie film has ever been scary, really. I always assumed that my movie would be THE zombie comedy of the decade, but now it's rather apparent this is the case.

I could go on and on about why Zombieland is boullocks, but you get the picture. Go see Shaun of the Dead, it would make me happy.

>>5197824
Oh? What's you fav then?

Haven't even seen Zombieland yet but I'll go with it since Shaun sucked so badly

woody harrelson > simon pegg

Shaun, but Zombieland is pretty good.

I haven't seen the other one but Shaun of the Dead is awesome

Hey /tv/ it's Bill Murray, and you know it's me because 4chan loves me. I just stopped in to see some friends and let you know why Zombieland is better:

1) It has me in it

I have to be leaving, but I won't let that come between us.

>>5197897
omg bill murray are you ok

Zombieland is good, but it's got a bit too much modern pop in it to be revered through the years.

Shaun is a bit more of a timeless instant classic.

>>5197911

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Shaun, Zombieland sucked. There were about ten zombies in the whole movie. Also, herojew. Also, poorman's Bruce Willis, Megan Fox, Michael Cera, Dakota Fanning cast.

Shaun of the Dead.

Zombieland was great and all, but I think the Shaun just inches it out.

>>5197912
pop culture references are the disease of modern film

>>5197912

This.

>>5197935
Don't care about the others but Woody Harrelson is a lot more than poor man's Bruce Willis bro, see The People vs. Larry Flynt or Natural Born Killers. Shaun is the better movie though.

>>5197837
>Fast zombies

Oh God i hate this...

ZOMBIES ARE SLOW SHUFFLING MINDLESS CREATURES! STOP BREAKING THE RULES YOU HOLLYWOOD ASSHOLES!!

Thanks Simoun Pegg.

>>5197854
haha no

bump

>>5197974
so very yes

Zombieland because it has moot in it

>>5198074
1) Legitimate grievance
2) You're a faggot.

>>5198074
Zombie maintenance crew. They work the graveyard shift.

>>5198074
1) Where the fuck is all the electricity coming from?

You were not supposed to know. It's called "Suspension of disbelief."

shaun of the dead, british film, does US invented (slow moving) zombies
zombieland, a US film, does UK invented (fast moving) zombies

>>5197967
What's wrong with fast zombies? If zombies were so mindless they couldn't run, then wouldn't that also mean that they couldn't pick themselves up if they fell over?

>>5198074
3) and the Bill Murray cameo, awesome as it was, reeked of hollywood asskissing. they talk about how he's "the biggest star in the world" his place looks like a palace, everyone is so excited to see him, etc. this would be cool if he were a main character for the last third or something and they developed it further, but it was just like "hey look who we got to be in our movie BLAM! done!"

4) Nearly all the characters are poorly developed and move without logic to push the plot foreward, rather than having the plot be derived from what these characters would actually do. Ex: Tallahassee would obviously be more likely get with the female lead. However, they never even bring up her being attracted to him, him being attracted to her, nothing. Also, these are the people tough and intelligent enough to survive most of the zombie apocalypse... so why do two of them foolhardily run into a loud, flashy, large, abandoned amusement park likely crawling with zombies - and then are surprised and trapped when thousands of zombies descend upon them. Shit like this is out of character and makes no sense.

All of you are faggots.

>>5198165

3) That was the whole joke you dolt. Bill Murray was just put in for pure fun, you shouldn't take it seriously. He fucking smokes pot with them for Christ sakes.

>>5198074
>>5198165
you, sir, are a fag.

>>5198192
Shut up Tommy Lee Jones, you were in Batman Forever and MIB 2.

>>5198165
I completely understand "trying to give whatsherface a childhood" and "enjoy the little things" and shit, but when they just run happ-go-lucky into a situation they should know is dangerous, and then are so caught off guard that they are helpless within two minutes is just retarded.

5) Complete bullshit video game feel. they never feel in danger. there's never any really fucked up gore that we know and love in our zombie movies. every time a zombie is killed it feels like a studio stooge was there checking off "meets proper amount of blood to be described as awesome" on a clipboard, but none of the kills are particularly inspired, gory, or original.

>>5198355

They've been living among zombies for years now.

I'm pretty sure you lose fear of facing off against them and just get annoyed and go on a killing spree instead.

>>5198355
You completely missed the whole point of the film. It's almost as if you went into it expecting Dawn of the Dead or something

But nobody could be that stupid.......could they?

>>5198405
Dawn of the dead was a documentary
Night of the living dead was news archive footage

>>5198130
Same reason why Vampires die in sunlight, same reason why werewolves only transform under a full moon.

>>5198465

And Twilight fucked both those up.

>>5197845
>Shaun of the Dead
>sucked

>>5198405
>But nobody could be that stupid.......could they?
Are you surprised? You're on 4chan.