Zombieland is so great, people are dying to see it.

Jeez, it wasn't THAT bad.

wtityb

the movie was so terrible he just lost his head

pretty sad story bro

>>5188258

:)

great plug. so bad you'll shoot yourself to unsee.

I liked Zombieland, I thought it was a blast

The 18 afghans he killed were probably little kids and he couldn't live with what he had done.

Fuck America.

>>5188334

>Fuck America.

lolol ur so edgy xD

>>5188334
or he lied and was a fobbit

you thought movie tickets and popcorn cost an arm and a leg

>>5188317
>a blast

>>5188334
>I AM THIRTEEN YEARS OLD

>>5188355
>lolol ur so edgy xD

Fuck america with its stupid patois and war crimes

Well, even if the movie doesn't end up making all that much money, they can still say they made a killing

1. Come home from war with PTSD
2. Get drunk
3. Go see gory film about a traumatic, war-like event, with a gun on your person
4. ???
5. Have a blast!

Sorry bro, but I don't think much of his intelligence or judgment.

I guess he deserved it, only horrific faggots live in Muncie Indiana

>>5188418
>I don't think much of his intelligence or judgment

He joined the army. That should have been indication enough.

>>5188334
Yeah...and they deserved to be shot if they were shooting at soldiers.

But you're just being a retard anyway so just be quiet.

>>5188466

>>5188425 only horrific faggots live in Muncie Indiana
I hate to agree with hyperbole, but Muncie does pretty much suck.

That said, it's truly a pity about your friend.

>my friend committed suicide today
the article said it happened yesterday
<Engle said one of the other men was the owner of the handgun involved, and had handed it to the shooting victim, at his request, just before the fatal shot was fired.
why do you need to walk around packing in indiana?

I guess you could say that this guy shot himself in the head while watching Zombieland lol rite guys

>>5188509
>why do you need to walk around packing in indiana?
in case a friend needs your gun to commit suicide while watching a movie, duuuh.

>>5188516
i lol'd out loud

>>5188516
>>5188574
samefag

>>5189154
That was totally worth a bump.

>>5188238
>Jacob W. Sexton
>Sexton

bow chika wow wow

>>5189171
yes. yes it was

Jacob Sexton waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Afghans in the movie. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to other movie-goers were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a U.S marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the airplanes and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY AFGHANS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the dark movie theater of the UAC he knew there were Afghans.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Afghans!"
So John gotted his rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Afghans
"I will shoot at him" said the Al Queda and he fired the rocket missiles. John fireded at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the Afghans" he shouted
The radio said "No, Jacob. You are the Afghans"
And then John was a zombieland

/k/ is on to you all

>>5189295
/k/ommando here

It's funny

>>5188238
did he drop any good loot?

/k/ is not pleased with this faggotry.

>>Engle said one of the other men was the owner of the handgun involved, and had handed it to the shooting victim, at his request, just before the fatal shot was fired

This dude should go to jail for a long time.

>>5189366
Why?

>>5189366
omg what was he doing with A GUN IN PUBLIC?!!

>>5189366
this is why handguns need to be illegal.

>one of the other men was the owner of the handgun involved, and had handed it to the shooting victim, at his request

"Dude, this movie is fucking awful. I would rather shoot myself than watch this."
"I've got my gun."
"Let me see it."

Didn't someone kill themselves during another shitty movie recently? Like in the past year?

sad story bro :(

>>5189375
he gave a gun to a man who was drunk and/or suicidal?

/k/omrades are disappoint.

>>5189405

You're right dude! We should all be held morally accountable for the decisions of other people out of our control. I see where you're coming from! Not trolling guise.

>>5189396

http://kezi.com/news/local/104887


Man shot himself during "Watchmen"

>>5189396
Watchmen

>Sexton died of a gunshot wound in the head. No one else was injured, according to police.

Only 20 minutes in. That's sad. If he would've seen the Bill Murray cameo it would've saved his life.

>>5188258
Zombieland is so great, people are dying to be in the sequel.

At least we know the last thing that went through his mind..

a bullet

>>5189521

DOHOHO

Zombie kill of the week?

>>5189521
but he shot himself in the head. He clearly wasn't paying attention.

>>5189523
LOLD

I guess the movie BLEW HIS MIND

Lol PTSD, bunch of faggots

I remember when that guy also killed himself during a movie - Watchmen. I guess he was feeling blue

>>5189386
>this is why irresponsible gun ownership needs to be illegal.

Fix'd

i love you /tv/. never change.

>>5189431

Was there not another shooting in a movie theater, except the occasion in question wasn't a suicide, some guy shot another guy for being loud or something?

>>5189641
I remember that. It happened during a showing of Benjamin Button--in Philly or Baltimore, I think.

>>5189454
>>Sexton died of a gunshot wound in the head. No one else was injured, according to police.
Why did I laugh..and read that in Arj Barkers voice?

>>5189470
This.

>>5189825
Why is he putting on glasses if he already has a pair on?

This is what happens when you brainwash your kids and force them to fight a war that has done nothing but fuck the world up.

Well done ass-hats.

>>5189846
Why not?

>Engle said one of the other men was the owner of the handgun involved, and had handed it to the shooting victim, at his request, just before the fatal shot was fired.

Um yeah, this is kind of a two part question.

1. Why the fuck was he carrying a gun in the first place?

2. What kind of dumbass hands over their gun at the request of someone else?

Dude was a good shot.

>>5189898

Carrying guns is not illegal in America, fuckwit.

There are criminal niggers and spics everywhere. And I want my chance at a free self defense kill.

>>5189934
Thanks.

You just answered both my questions.