This is a gif of Finn sucking imaginary Kurt cock.

This is a GIF of Puck cumming in his pants

>Dear journal, feeling listless again today.

>It began at dawn, when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer. And then at Cheerios practice, disaster. It was unmistakable. It was like spotting the first spark on the Hindenburg.

>A quiver, that quiver will lose us nationals, and without a championship, I'll lose my endorsements, and without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft.

>Glee club. Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth-breathers, it only comes back stronger, like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain. Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed everything, only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of a cabal of doughy misshapen teens.

>Am I missing something journal? Is it me? Of course it's not me. It's Will Schuester. What is it about him, journal? Is it the arrogant smirk? Is it the store-bought home perm? You know journal, I noticed something yesterday. Of course, it's coming clear to me now. If I can't destroy the club, I will have to destroy the man.

The last episode finally convinced me that it's a parody so I'm not ashamed of liking it anymore.

I'll still only be watching it alone at my computer with headphones on in the dead of night, of course.

premise fits better in a movie, this shit is dragging on with it.

i am 20 and what is this?

>>5137096

Stop being such a faggot, it's a great show and only bits of it are a parody.

>>5137107
>tripfag

>>5137124
seriously, it's like watching sister act with high schoolers.

>>5137107
Ehhh, I thought so initially, but I'm liking the series fomat.

Feels more like a mini-series than anything else, though.

>>5137059
Oh my god, thank you. Now I feel less guilty about SLASH.

And I can pair Rachel and Qwinn together, cause b'daaaaawwwww

>>5137198

The actress that plays Rachel and the actress that plays Quinn live together. How does that make you feel?

>>5137083
Funniest new character of the season.

>>5137096
>I'll still only be watching it alone at my computer with headphones on in the dead of night, of course.

This, god damn. I really like Glee, but, fuck, I can feel my balls shriveling during each musical number.

>>5137318
Paradoxically, those musical numbers are what make you like it.

>>5137318

Why are you guys such girls? The covers rock, almost every single one is fucking awesome, even the chick songs.

>>5137363
Yes; especially Acafellas. Middle-aged men in a boy band? This is too good to not like.

I've liked all of the musical numbers so far except for the Kanye West one.

>>5137425

I liked Will's participation, am glad he gets more chances to sing, but yeah, Kanye has very few decent songs and that

>>5137065
Oh god Puck...

The only good musical scenes was the final one in episode 1 and the Single Ladies dance the footballers performed. Admit it. That's what kept you watching. You're hoping for something similar.

>Glee

>faggots

And thats about all you'll get in a Glee thread. Enjoy the AIDS

>/tv/

>faggots

And thats about all you'll get on this board. Enjoy the AIDS

>>5137474

>4chan

>faggots

And thats about all you'll get on this board. Enjoy the AIDS

>faggots

>HIV

And that's about all you'll get in this lifestyle. Enjoy the AIDS.

>>5137461

Nope, love almost every single one, used to like less but once I heard certain ones a few times I started loving them as well.

>>5137496
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>>5137466

Shut the fuck up.

>>5137515 UGH WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THIS SHOW I LIKE. UGH.

>>5137557
>UGH

I like this show because I love musicals and singing.

:3

>>5137605
>AAAAALLLLLL BYYYYYYY MYYYYYSEEEEEEEEEELF

As soon as the pregnancy drama is over this guy's new character arc will focus on him coming to terms with his sexuality and making out with Kurt.

>>5137696
>implying that Puck/Kurt will not be canon before the pregnancy stuff is over

>>5137696

I'd like to see more of his smart side, I mean, the way he manipulated Rachel in episode 5 was amazing.

>>5137605

>>5137626
I felt so bad for Emma. I wanted to give her a hug ;___;

>>5137781

And while you hugged her, slipped your penis into her vagina?

There is a gif of Finn naked and Puck cumming, this thread should be much bigger than it is.

[Artie is a paraplegic in a wheelchair]
>Artie, you're cut, you're not trying hard enough.
>At what?
>At walking.

>I'm gay
>I know.
>Really?
>I've known since you were 3. All you wanted for your birthday was a pair of sensible heels.

>>5139146

>Implying all gays are crossdressers.

ARG that makes me mad.

>>5140127

It doesn't, though.

>>5140193

Even though it's true.

>>5140127

They ARE though...ever attend the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras? Poofs look for any excuse to put a dress on.

>>5137083
The way she says "glee club" is so fucking funny

Who is Josh Groban?? Kill yourself!

>>5140451

I actually hated him for that line because of who he said it to, poor guy.

They film this at my old high-school & our rival school.

John Burroughs High School & Burbank High School in Burbank California.

>>5140520

What the shit? I know exactly Burbank is, I should fucking stop by.

Which school is used for what scenes?

>>5137696
I'm pretty on-board with this

>>5140319

Uh not the bears.

>>5140534
Burroughs is used for the Auditorium, Teachers Lounge, the hallway Locker Scenes, the showers, the football team room etc, and half of the football field.

Burbank is used for the quad/campus shots, some class rooms, and the choir/glee practice room, and the other half of the football field.

>>5140553

No one likes bears.

>>5140588
Also pay attention to the decor in the shots.
Burroughs uses red, white & tan colors.
Burbank uses browns, greens & blues.

>>5140590
Bears are the best. (Bears, not chubs.)

>>5140590

I like the bears. ._.

>>5140127
He wasn't really implying that, just that all crossdressers are gay. I don't know if he's right or not, but it sure does make more sense.

Will the fhaters stop acting like tsunderefags

>>5137696
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>>5137696
This.

>>5140588

How do you know all this you magical man?

Because I'm realistic, I'm not hoping to see any Finn/Kurt or Puck/Kurt, but sure it would be nice to see the fag pairing up with the asian guy.

>>5140671
... I live in Burbank, and went to Burroughs High School IN Burbank. .____.

>>5140695

Anyone who watched Nip/Tuck knows Murphy will tease you with that shit forever but not actually deliver, even when it might make sense for the character.

>>5140700

So you keep track of what happens at the local schools?

>>5140742

...or recognized the locations when he saw them on the show?

>>5140733
Disregard that, I watched Nip/Tuck for two seasons and got bored. Should I give it another try?

>>5140695
>I'm not hoping to see any Finn/Kurt or Puck/Kurt

You're no fun.

>>5140757

Why would he remember all of that stuff about Burbank's school then?

By the way, hey, burbank guy, you're not armenian are you?

>>5140762

Well, I think season 3 is the best, but I gave it up around 4/5.

5 Jew Bankers

Episode 1 = Epic
Episode 2 = Emo, but good
Episode 3 = Bust da windows outcha car!
Episode 4 = Gay, but somehow awesome
Episode 5 = Funny Kristen Chenoweth
Episode 6 = Epic again!

Wheelchair guy also needs to get laid

Asian girl also needs to be given a personality

>>5140987
both at the same time?
could happen

>>5140987

Wheelchair guy is going to bang Kurt.

Asian girl has a personality... she stutters!

>>5141014
>Wheelchair guy is going to bang Kurt.

hows that supposed to work?

>>5141034

1. Kurt sits in his lap.
2. Finn pushes them around gravel driveway.

>>5140936
>Episode 4 = Gay, but somehow awesome

Football team dance number was too good for words.

>>5141059

rofl

>>5141077

I have a strange love for the trash talker on the other team and how he spiced up the "yo momma" jokes. The whole "yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs, GIVE ME SOME KETCHUP" was great.

>>5140936
>Episode 2 = Emo, but good

>Have you ever wanted to sit in a car and cry because you had a crush on someone?
>No, not really.
BAWWWWWWWWWWWW

Why are so lovable, Emma?

I hope Kurt gets his crush to Finn fulfilled. He's just so ronrey. ;-;

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>>5137626

I especially liked how during the pause in the song she kept going with "I'm by myself, I'm all by myself" or something to that effect.

>>5140790
HOWDAREYOUSIR, I'm Asian, Indonesian-Japanese to be exact. But I guess you know the area around Burbank haha.

Yeah no, I graduated in 2008, so I remember a lot about Burroughs... I've only seen Burbank grounds at later Football Games/ Choir shows.

2008 seems so long ago yet it's not. Colleges will do that to ya I guess. Barely turning 20 on Sunday so...

>>5141116
I had sex with your mother! Seriously! I cleaned your pool, then I had sex with her on your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets.

Trailer trash status:
[ ] Not Told
[X] Told

WHY IS EMMA MARRYING THE FAT TEACHER???

;_;

>>5141165

well that way later on she and Will can get divorced TOGETHER!

>>5141059

I fucking lol'd

>>5141157

>>5141165
Lowering her standards because she thinks Will won't love her back.

>>5141227
but Will suddenly feels sorry for her

>>5141059
dear god

>>5141157

The funny thing was that I saw that youtube clip before I even started watching the series (and now I'm the biggest gleefag on /tv/) and I thought his comeback was pretty weak and lame, until I actually got to that episode and realized Puck really did fuck the guy's mother, which made that remark so fucking awesome.

>>5141151

I grew up in Glendale, I know of the plague upon the area we have deemed "armo's". Rabiz are the worst kind.

God tier
Sue

>>5141165
WHY IS THE FAT TEACHER WITH THE JAPANESE NAME A FAT UGLY BILL-MURRAY-CRATER-FACE MEXICAN

>>5143030

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER HE'S KEN TANAKA OR PEDRO GONZALEZ, HE'S BALLS DEEP IN REDHEAD RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK!!!

>>5143030

wha?

>>5143043
>implying that she allows him to physically contact her above the wrist

>>5143057

NOW THAT THEY'RE MARRIED, SHE'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE WILL JEALOUS SO THAT THEY CAN DOUBLE-DIVORCE TOGETHER, EVEN IF SHE HAS TO SUCK SHIT OUT OF KEN TANAKA'S PENIS!!!

He really has a nice voice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCfyQfJMxzY&feature=response_watch

Finn needs to cry some more. It was so :3

>>5143081

Wow that was really funny so funny I forgot to laugh.

>>5143103

That was really funny too.

>>5143103
>>5143126

Just fuck already, angry sex is the best

>>5143081

I'm going to ignore that link and say yeah, it's quite unique, and I was worried he wouldn't fit as a lead with that sort of tone and sound, but he manages to pull it off.

Also, he's one of the few in the cast that wasn't handpicked from broadway, and he had to send in a second audition tape with him singing, I wonder if that's online, I saw a bit of it where he was using household items as a drum set which I assume is for the back up music to his audition tape song.

>>5143094

When did he cry? I'm drawing a blank.

>>5143158

He finds out that bitch is pregnant and then goes to Mr. Shu and cries on his shoulder like a little bitch

>>5143164

Shuester* IIRC, but damn, forgot about that.

>>5140520

Actually this was filmed somewhere else

http://www.seeing-stars.com/locations/TVlocations10.shtml

>>5143207

Never mind, just realized we're both right, they call him Mr. Shue bastards.

mai lesfu

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>>5143382

Is it wrong that I find her to be the most attractive female on the show?

>>5143428

When they have Emma, Quinn, and Rachel as main characters and the many background cheerleaders, not to mention the two that are in Glee? No, of course not.

>>5143428

no, but you're probably gay.

Worst character.

>>5143428

Yes. Rachel is the most attractive.

>>5143473

But she looks just like my cousin. :\

Emma is the hottest after Kurt.

>>5143504

/r/ nudes of cousin

>>5137284
It makes me feel like having a lesbian threesome.

>>5143469
>I came here to tell you: Stop emailing me. This is a restraining order [hands him the document]. Stop sending me nude photos. Stop calling me, I don't know how you got my number, I don't know how you got my number again after I changed it! But I don't want any more of your edible gift baskets, or locks of your hair, and I don't want to read any more of those sonnets you wrote for me.

>>5143572
Yeah this guy.

He just

I don't even know man, I just cringe whenever he's on screen.

>>5143580

Who, Sandy or Josh Grobin?

>>5143590
SANDY.

Josh Grobin makes me :3

>>5143595
>You might be thinking: Why would a popstar like me come over here and talk to you? Well let me tell you something, throngs of screaming teenagers don't do it for Josh Grobin, no, Josh Grobin loves a blowzy alcoholic.

i threw-up a little reading this thread, damn you queers make me sick

>>5143780

Cool story bro

Does Glee have any 34 yet?

ALL GAYS ARE CROSS-DRESSERS AND FEMININE AND TRANSEXUALS

>>5141077
fucking this.

Also, Rachel is so fucking hot.