movie idea #2

humans land on an alien planet and are treated like niggers.

MOVIE IDEA # 2:

WIFE DIES OF CANCER. MAN IS DOCTOR, HE SOBS OVER HER DEATH. GUY IN NEW YORK APARTMENT WRITES AN ALBUM.

TITLE: HOSPICE - THE MOVIE

Any horror movie ideas?

movie idea # 3:

a man is getting shot by a man. man dies of a prostate exam. other man has a strangely shaped penis.

Title: Yeah, its a movie

what genre of porn would this be classified in

>>4768264
That could actually make a movie

This thread is going to fail horribly

MOVIE IDEA #5:

NIGGER RUNS FOR PRESIDENT, WINS, COMMENCES HORRIFIC ACTS OF GENOCIDE ON THE WHITES THAT ELECTED HIM

TITLE: IM ALL OUT OF PINK LEMONADE BRB

ALIENS TRY TO TAKE OVER WORLD
HUGE SPECIAL EFFECT BUDGET
MOST OF THE MOVIE SHOT IN SLOWMOTION

title: district 10

>>4768289

HORROR IDEA # 1:

A WEREWOLF STARTS A CAR WASH BUISSNES. A SERIAL KILLER IS ON THE LOOSE. WEREWOLF AND A SERIAL KILLER ARE FIGHTING FOR THE CUSTOMERS. FREDDY KRUGER KILLS A BITCH.

TITLE: TO WASHABLE FOR A WEREWOLF IN LONDON

>>4768312

title made me lol

movie idea #3421

man's head explodes when he learns that you can be anti-abortion and pro-death-sentence at the same time.

title: dark continent

Movie idea #7
Humans go to an alien planet to get resources, unable to breathe the air they take the form of Avatars... Na this is too stupid even for this thread.

Congo 2: King Solomon's Mine

Shia Labeouf, along with a group of experts search the dangerous African Congo on a quest for diamonds. King Solomon (played by Sharlto Copley) trains killer white gorillas to guard the diamonds. Can Shia kick them all into lava, all while he passes his classes and gets the diamonds?

COMING SOON

MOVIE IDEA # 5:

EDIE MURHPY IS ELEVATOR

TITLE: GOING UP...THE POOPER!

MOVIE IDEA #2435

DANIEL DAY LEWIS PLAYS A OILMAN BUTCHER IN NEW YORK AND KILLS AN IRISH PRIEST

TITLE: GANGS OF MILKSHAKE

>>4768289
Boy runs away from home at like 15 , turns into a murderer, kills people at rest stops/ hotels. Drives through out the country killing in different ways , so no one knows there is a serial killer.

15years later , his sister is going on vacation with her new family , baby son and 3 year old daughter.

They meet at some rest stop , he kills husband/wife/baby. But keeps the girl as his own.

Time goes by , the girl (now 18) ( played by the Kristen Stewart) finds out about her father. some shit happens , she gets naked or something , and then kills him in a dramatic fight scene.

MOVIE IDEA #8:

JEWS HAVE BANKRUPTED THE WORLD AND ARE NOW THE RULING CLASS. EVERYONE HAS SOLD THEMSELVES INTO SLAVERY FOR FOOD. ONE MAN WILL LEAD THE RESISTANCE AGAINST THE JEW OVERLORDS TO RESTORE BALANCE.

TITLE: JEWLOCAUST STARRING MEL GIBSON

movie idea # whatever:

man rapes a gorilla, 20 years later gorilla comes to his door and gives him his horrific man-monkey offspring. they make a sitcom together. obama kills a man witch has nothing to do with a movie. so this manchildmonkey offspring makes a show about his dad. his dad then kills his son for catfood. cos he is an alien that landed somewhere in south africa or something.

#34835
scientists find the cure for aids but it is also a very powerful date rape drug, obama tries to prevent ww3.
title: 500 days of raep.

Monvie Idea: Op is raped by a black guy with a 10" dick and enjoys it.

Title: Op is a faggot.

>>4768399

Lost Thule Rising

Idea #64:

A cargo plane full of passengers and 50 boxes of laxitives crashes into an unknown desert in Egypt. Passengers find a camel and have to feed it laxitives and eat its diarrhea to survive.

Title: The Sticky Situation II

man skies down hill and finds a dead body.he rapes the corpse. 2 days later police find the body and find this mans semen inside and charge him with murder. he must fight the law and prove that he didnt kill the man.

movie idea:

USA finds a dead donkey in the dessert of south africa. they examine this donkey and find out that it is actualy Manbearpif. Al Gore comes for defence. the whole world is in urge to see the mestirious creature. WW3 breaks out

A bear roams the countryside ravishing young lolis. The police turn in desperation to NBC Dateline's top field operative to track him down and confront him in an epic battle.

A PENIS IS FOUND IN VATICAN

NO ONE KNOWS WHO IS PHONE

Comedy Idea #1:

A guy murders someone, but it is obvious who he is and that he wants to kill again. Knowing who the murderer is, the PD decides to fuck with him a bit and let him continue finding victims, only to have the victims rescued before any harm is done, but at the same time, not catching the murderer because he is such a fucking retard and everyone, including the media, gets kicks out of him trying to imitate people like Jigsaw or John Doe from Se7en.

Title: I Wanna be a Serial Killer Too, Damn It!

>>4768456
>didn't kill the man

Best part

aids tries to infect a dude. instead, the aids becomes human. it posts to /tv/.

>>4768623
This one is actually pretty good.

#04938999
Cop thinks that he is a patient of a psychiatric hospital. he is fired and becomes a real patient of a psychiatric hospital.
title: crap island

>>4768456

Could actually be cool.

>>4768647
lold

movie idea #12432039568323493206785434578685:

dogs

title: cats

Movie idea # X:

A man dreams that the world is going to end in 3 days and tries to get people to believe him, certain religious groups take notice and try to stop him because they believe that life should end and at the end when everyone is waiting nothing happens turns out it was just a dream

Title: It's just a Dream

TWO SPERM CELLS ENGAGE IN A DEADLY GAME OF CAT AND MOUSE

TITLE: JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE UTERUS

MOVIE IDEA NUMBER WHATEVER

AMERICA HATES THEIR PRESIDENT, POPULAR CULTURE PROMOTES ANTI-PRESIDENT HOSTILITY AND TURMOIL

AMERICA ELECTS NEW PRESIDENT WHO THEY FEEL IS DIFFERENT AND BETTER

NEW PRESIDENT IS WORSE THAN ORIGINAL PRESIDENT, BUT BECAUSE HE IS HIP AND ELOQUENT AND GOES ON TV A LOT POPULAR OPINION OF HIM NEVER FALLS

TITLE: WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST DO?

>>4768813

MOVIE IDEA 84:

Bitter conservatard is bitter because he realizes that his party has sold out its constituency for power and money, but still can't bring himself to admit that they suck. Instead he lashes out at the opposing party for trying to fix the clusterfuck left behind by the people he voted for.

Title: If i say it often enough, i'll start to believe it eventually

>>4768863
MOVIE IDEA SHUT THE FUCK UP

MENTALLY INSUFFICIENT CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL GETS BUTTHURT AT MOVIE IDEA

HE TRIES TO BE FUNNY BY POSTING HIS OWN MOVIE IDEA TO LASH OUT

TITLE: A SAD, LONELY EXISTENCE

#838283838283
dude cannot die, everytime he tries to kill himself there is a freaky coincidence and he survives. stephen hawking tells him that it might prove all the multiverse theories. guy goes home happily but is run over by a bus. turns out that his survival had been just pure luck.
title: multikill

Movie Idea:

Dude jump kicks other dudes. Other dudes EXPLODE!

Title: Dude Ex Machina.

>>4768884

movie idea 93:

Guy loses his caps lock key while crying over the fact that some people disagree with him.

TITLE: CRUISE CONTROL

#329482394
denzel washington finds out that the great uncle of his hot fiance is hitler. he is still alive. he also has the last say about who may marry his grandniece and inherit all the jewgolds. during a weekend in the country the guy tries to become hitler's friend.
title: meet the schicklgrubers

Dude working for a reporting company travels to Pittsburg to report on a festival where a groundhog predicts the weather. While there he goes to a brothel and fucks the shit out of every piece of ass within range. He is then forced to repeat the day over and over until the end of time (because of his shitty attitude).

Title: Poundcunt Day