Canadian here.

My country rules.

All three of them are pretentious circlejerking hipsters.

>>4709933
Where you from then? :p

I think they're countries

Canada made Norm.

>>4709940
New South Wales, Australia

America could nuke the other two to hell and back.

>>4709961
Haven't you seen war games? nobody wins a nuclear holocaust

>>4709953

wrong way around, son

>>4709961
Why would America nuke their #1 import source for..well, everything.

>>4709965
US wins by default

>>4709967

LOL, no

>>4709976
bragging rights

Ozfag here.

Canada's cool. The rest suck dick.

>>4710003
Canada is no where near cool. That's why it's called America's flea.

>>4709995

umm, yes

i may be bigger than my dad, but that doesn't make me his fucking dad.

>>4709930
this

>>4709996
Fair enough.

What do you guys think of the continent of Asia and it's countries?

>>4710046

Not a lot

>>4709945
Now let's think this out:

Bacon and cheese wrapped in fried chicken... or LIVING?

>>4710046
theyre so kawaii ^___^

Except Korea

>>4710021

You'd be wrong. UK is USA's redheaded step child.

>>4710066
Everybody Loves japan. :p

Canada is a better hat, then a flea.

>>4710071
then who is USA married to?

I've heard Japan will be the first country whose government makes official contact with aliens.

It sucks.. i know from experience

>>4710113
they will use the technology to kill us all..

we'd better watch out

>>4710115
meh...

Lol Australians.

>>4710061
Oh god that interview was the greatest thing I've ever seen

The joke he told was fucking brilliant

>>4710140

I haven't watched it. Link?

All 3 of them are terrible

>>4710152
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E51ivuSVsB0

>>4710158
-_- good luck in your quest to "move forward the human race" :P

>>4710158
>High Tier
>Poland

>nontroll.jpg

fuck you

>>4710158
>U.S. America heritage
I don't think you know how America works.
No one is from there.

>>4710163
> This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.

:[

America + Canada + Europe = BFF

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

>>4710168
I see a flag and a huge waste of public funds

>>4710194
At first i saw a lamp... then two ladies about to kiss
...

>>4710176
By that logic no one is from anywhere except Africa.

>>4710226
I'm an earthling...

>>4710233

that's what you think

>>4710238
*hides antenna* o_o Oh shit!!

>>4710243

FOOKIN' PRAUNS!!!!

South Africa REPEZENT!

>>4710258
prauns... prawns... pron.... mmmm

I think japan likes to draw these countries as boys and has them make out.

russia is with america.
the uk is with hong kong
canada is with France and sometimes the meat in the russia/america sandwich.

germany fucks italy. spain likes tomatoes


thanks japan

>>4710207


Do you have that in a higher res? thats desktop wallpaper material right there.

>>4709922

What? 4chan was created by moot. moot is American, therefore all of 4chan is American.

/tv/ is American.

Asians are direct descendants from the fire chariot people. I say this with full conviction.

>>4710269

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>4710289
but not all of it's users are

>>4710284

im not american. but i think its a pretty cool guy.

USA! USA! USA!

>>4710284
I just googled it

http://hetalia.wikia.com/wiki/Alfred_F.Jones

wtf japan? america actually looks pretty cool

wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

and i've been almost everywhere else.

>>4710284
so to teach Japanese girls about world history they redue the history into boys breaking up and getting back together with eachother?

brilliant really

The cold war with russia all makes sense now.

>What does /tv/ think of Great Britan,America, and Canada?
Chavs, Niggers and snow.

:3 Favorite countries everybody?

>>4710338
wtf?
It says in Japanese fanart America is often holding a bunny because USA in Japanese means bunny.... fuck that is gay

>>4710412
Japanese chicks are hotter>>

>>4710390

New Zealand hands down. Who wouldn't love to live in Hobbiton?

America only has one testicle.

One super testicle.

>>4710398

remember... rabbits do a lot of fuckin'

>>4710431

>>4710431

oooOOOooOOo Smithers the foreignfags are talking about us.

protect me from the foreignfags oooOOoo my knees are shaking

>>4710460

Simpsons?

American.

>>4710422

If by hotter you mean snaggle-toothed, then yeah.

This is America.

A wild gigantic nigger who likes to punch everyone in the face and say that he is the greatest.

When he really isn't .

Even though he is still pretty cool.

>>4710482
:p Less of them are fat then the girls from back here in america.

>>4710489

But Ali IS The Greatest. And so is USA.

>>4710497

Well there are millions less Japs in the world than Americans so that is a foregone conclusion.

>>4710509

lol no he wasn't bro. he was the best up until his retirement. but there have been better fighters since then.

>>4710505
what is France not forgetting?

>>4710519
Hmm... that sucks.. at least theres still like a billion Chinese chicks :D

This thread needs to be D-STROYED.

>>4710549
aww bitch! You sunk my battleship!!

>>4710525

This guy.

I don't get how you can say what country is the best unless you have been to all of them to see.

Otherwise you just have to pick the one that has the biggest army and makes everyone do what they say.

so you could say that is
America
Russia is pretty scary


lets face it, world war 3 is going to be china allied with Russia. we are all going to be speaking Chinese in 30 years

>>4710568
Sweet :D

DIE THREAD

>>4710561
they arent forgetting a knock off of captain america?

>>4710579
"G-4"... "miss" "G-5" "miss" "YOU BITCH!!"

>>4709922

I, as a progressive Scandinavian who's not some some leftist freakshow, approve of all the aforementioned countries. Though the general over-consumption of the U.S is somewhat nauseating.(I have actually been there, unlike the amerifags who haven't left their state limits and yet slander everything european)

Their reluctancy to pass the public healthcare reform is batshit retarded. Getting a brain tumor shouldn't ruin a whole family financially. A healthy citizen can work and pay their taxes.

>>4710583
>>4710525

nigga please.

>>4710530
chinese girls are the worst looking out of all the asains.

When people say they find Asians hot they usually like koreans and japanese.

Chinese girls usually look pretty plump looking and have weird shaped faces.

>>4710600
you win the prize for ... "making the most sense"

>>4710610
:p Thats preference yo.

FUCKING DIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>4710634
this thread.. its.. its ALIIIVEE!!!

>>4710600
what country are you from.

damn Scandinavianfags If you are from Norway you suck a dick, no one gives a fuck about Norway.

The reason people in Scandinavia can do healthcare for every is because no one wants to go to fucking norway, finland, or sweden. Lets move you next to south America and see how well you do.

OP,

You should go to /k/ and find out what they think about Britain.

>>4710645
>>4710655
yes.. these are worthless.. against my DEATH STAR!!!

>>4710663
o lawd

C'mon

>>4710657

That's the thing, the illegal beaners are already killing the healthcare system... passing the bill will just ensure every border jumper on the planet gets free care courtesy of the US taxpayer.

>>4710696
It is just that you only have to be born in America to have citizenship and thus free healthcare.

So these moms would run up to our borders to pop out babies. like they already do.
In most European countries dont you have to have your parents also be citizens to gain citizenship? you cant just be born there.

>>4710696
The U.S. Taxpayer sounds like a friggin' saint

>>4710600
>>4710657


Scandinavian countries have the luxury of not having to deal with the rest of the god damn planet, have a small population, and enjoy all the benefits of having the rest of Europe protect them.

This is why I laugh at their pretentious bullshit.

They sit on their high horse while the US, France, Germany, the UK and Russia handle most of the world diplomatic affairs and having to deal with the consequences.

I prefer having to duke it out with sand niggers on the other side of the world than be some isolationist faggot country that just sits around being boring.

America jerked in surprise. "Russia, what -"

"He knows nothing, and you -" Russia pressed firm, fervent kisses over and over again on America and - "Do not believe a word of what he says, he knows nothing; you mean much more and everything and -" He hugged America close, sighing quietly, feeling America's confusion when the nation pushed feebly against his hold and he wanted to take all that hurt in America's heart right now, if he could.

"I - I don't, Russia," America managed, swallowing an imaginary lump in his throat, eyes wide as his cheek pressed against Russia's hair. His eyes slid shut, lips pressed together, pain again. "Okay, I - all right I - I don't, Russia, I don't. He... He just..."

"I care, America, I care so please don't listen to him he doesn't - he doesn't know," Russia finished, still angry and furious, and everything he did to England, it was not enough.

>>4710729
~(-_-~) (~-_-)~ ~(-_-)~

>>4710729
>hey sit on their high horse while the US, France, Germany, the UK and Russia

only countries anyone even cares about.

>>4710665

The Empire?

American.

>>4710729
>I prefer having to duke it out with sand niggers on the other side of the world than be some isolationist faggot country that just sits around being boring.
This is what you like to think.

>>4710734
America nodded desperately because, he had to remind himself again, and again, and again, this was Russia, not - not England, Russia - he means everything because he went out there and - he took care of everything and - he did, he meant everything so this is okay, this is okay, this is okay

It took America a while to realise he was letting it all out, crying again.

"Shit, s-sorry getting your - your shirt wet and," America said, voice muffled from his position as he struggled to wipe them off because, he didn't want to look like he was such a wimp about everything but - all of this, just bullshit and - god, he was so... So relieved, he really didn't have any other words to describe it.

Russia retracted, and kissed America's tear tracks with a comforting pressure. "It's all right."

"You have no idea how just - I just - thank you," America managed, eyes and nose red but he was, at least he was smiling, it was still crooked and a bit off but it was so sincere, a little bit of the America he knew still in that smile.

"You're welcome."

Stayed that way for a bit longer, before Russia's vision flashed black a millisecond - a sure sign he was, he was tired -

considering all that blood and all those screams still grating in his ears and England fighting and fighting but it wasn't enough oh yes, wasn't enough

- so he moved quietly and slowly, almost carefully guiding America to follow, who seemed content to just be where he was. Russia settled for pulling him by the wrists back into the bedroom.

---
That is how the Japanese will lean in the future when they describe how england started fighting with America and russia allied with America.

ooooo yeah History.

>>4710696

Suppose you're right. That'd be disastrous. Fucking beaners, they smell and their females are ugly.

One thing that really surprised me when I was in the U.S was how fucking bad these blacks and beaners were at english. I was standing at this fruit court in Newark airport and the woman didn't speak a word of english. Then I was having dinner at the Mariott near LAX and the restaurant staff could barely speak english.

/Scandifag

/Scandifag

Scandinavians think that if they don't bother other countries, other countries wont bother them.

That didn't work so well during WWII. And during the cold war the Russians would have raped them if shit had gone down.

Canada sucks for many reasons, one being they didn't get full independence until 1982. PRETTY LATE THERE FAGGOTS, you liked being that bitch ass commonwealth didn't ya (you still are one anyway).

>>4710791
It annoys the fuck out of me.
I go to a restaurant and the waiter doest even know know enough English to get my order. I don't know how the rest of American is since I am in California.

Listen, if I moved to france or some shit. I would learn enough french to know you want a fucking tuna sandwich if I work at a fucking SANDWHICH SHOP. Goddamn you Mexico.