wtf?

AND I'M GONNA KEEP ON LOVIN' YOUUUU

>>4664669

It's the ending scene of Crank 2. Since he wasn't killed by plummeting thousands of feet at the end of the first movie, he caught himself on fire and smiled at the end of the sequel.

>>4664686

Fuck, I came here to say that.

Transformers 2 was a more coherent sequel than this pile of trash.

But I'll watch anything with Mai waifu in it.

Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a bitch?

>>4664706

That wasn't the end, there was a little bit where they swapped his heart out, he flatlined, thewy couldn't get him back, then, ZOMGZ HE OPENS HIS EYES.

>>4664706
I'll never die.

>>4664706
>he caught himself on fire and smiled at the end of the sequel
>caught himself on fire
>caught

>>4664782
uhhhh...

>>4664782
I for one don't see anything wrong.

>>4664748

>>4664782
I take it English isn't your first language.

>>4664809

>>4664824

that ending pissed me off so much

JUMP IN THE FUCKING POOL, RETARD

both films were really good fun but 2 was too short and ended in the stupidest way imaginable

This was genuinely the most movie I've ever seen.

>>4664840
it was pretty movie.

>>4664796
>>4664806
>>4664823
Yes, English IS my first language. Actually, seeing as I'm English, you could say I'm an expert.

You don't *catch* yourself on fire, you *light* yourself on fire. Or even *immolate* yourself if you're really serious.

>>4664881
i walked next to a candle and was lit on fire
the candle caught me on fire
the candle lit me on fire

yeah you're right.

>>4664840
Really? I thought it was barely at best.

the candle caught me on fire?

"I'm looking for something...it starts with an E."

"England?"

They needed to bring that bitch back.

>>4664881
>Actually, seeing as I'm English, you could say I'm an expert.
lol, no

>you *light* yourself on fire. Or even *immolate* yourself if you're really serious.
OOORR..you "catch" yourself on fire

>>4664914
>you're right
I know, good sir

Lose the weeaboo reaction images, they do you no favours

ITT: All British citizens have an English degree.

>>4664998
>OOORR..you "catch" yourself on fire

Please return to your trailer park, I hear it's fart-lighting time soon and you wouldn't want to miss that.

>>4664881

Sir, I am English too and I must inform you that you are a fucking stupid cunt. Stop making our country look bad. You are wrong.

I don't know, it could have been more movie.

>>4665015

In England we're born with them. Do you Americans have America degrees?

>>4665015
's true, but I chugged mine in the bin, you nobbedd.

>>4665026
Protip: Anyone in America would find "catch yourself on fire" to be acceptable. I don't know what people say in England, but you obviously don't know what people say over here. You are just making yourself look ignorant.

>>4665055
"caught yourself on fire".

>>4665036
No, but we do own the English language after winning it from you in two wars.

>>4665067
That is also acceptable.

>this thread

>>4665076

This actually made me laugh out loud. Thank you good sir.

>>4665027
Your swiftness to resort to profanity is cause enough to doubt your credentials.

I am not erroneous in my assertion that catch is an incorrect choice of word in this instance or any involving self-immolation.

It's 'set yourself on fire'/'set himself on fire' etc etc

>>4665107
>hurr look at mai thesaurus

you set yourself on fire.

It's actually "nosegrind to pivot yourself on fire".

Don't worry britfags, we won't judge you based on one retard.

OP, delete this shit already.

What gives me the shits is America thinking they won World War II. We were fighting in that war for 5 years before America came along and claimed victory.

hurrrr

http://thesaurus.reference.com/browse/caught+fire?qsrc=2446

El español estuvo aqui. Continuen con el ingles superpotencias...

Holy shit, I can't believe you idiots had a protracted discussion from my half-assed post using the phrase "caught fire".

Wouldn't "lite yourself on fire" insinuate that it was intentional whereas "caught/catch yourself on fire" would mean accidental or unintended?

>>4665139
Thread is about to get 50x worse.

>>4665151
Welcome to /tv/

>>4665140
Mommy, I have google

CAN I HAZ AN ENGLISH LANGUAGE DEGREEZ NAO?

>>/tv/ - Television & Film
>>English class
>>not /b/

What I hate is when Americans take the "U" out of words like "colour", "flavour" and "powour".

Does anyone have a link to the post-credits stuff in Crank 2?

>>4665157

So you have an English degree then?

>>4665157
I'm sorry that I have the basic intelligence necessary to use google to verify something. Maybe if you stay in school you will be able to do so one day as well.

>>4665158
>greentext
>two greater than symbols

>>4665171
uh oh here comes the faggoty eurofags

>>4665172
http://www.amazon.com/Crank-2-Voltage-Jason-Statham/dp/B001UV4XGA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&q
id=1251858044&sr=8-1

>>4665171
>powour

>>4664652
Crank 3 is going to be about Chev cooling himself to avoid spontaneous combustion

>>4665152
"catch yourself on fire" would suggest to me that the person had, unbeknown to them, been set on fire so that he/she is merrily walking when all of a sudden they're like "OH FUCK I'M BURNING"

another possibility would be that the person is playing a new version of baseball where the ball is covered in napalm and he/she, as the catcher in the game, then receives the speeding ball of flame and is then covered in flames, thus "catch yourself on fire"

>>4665225
The other day I was walking over burning coals while masterbating.

I shot my load out into my hand, so I basically just "caught myself" on fire.

>>4665243
I was just walking along next to this building that was on fire. I didn't see it, but a nail was sticking out of the building and it snagged on my clothing. So I'd just caught myself on fire.

>>4665259
Sounds like you caught yourself on a nail, bro

>>4665274

The nail was made of fire.

>>4665283
Oh, alright then.