Trailerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0DwJeWaNkMClip 1 wherein the main character discusses being a super hero. Opening is fantastic.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NFt0FQ5_TUClip 2 wherein Nicolas Cage shoots his prepubescent daughter in the chest and promises to take her out for ice cream.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y_fymxpKOUClip 3 wherein main character decides to try to be a vigilante, with a surprise ending.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB3iWHXTXwMClip 4 wherein 11 year old girls slice up a bunch of drug dealing niggers, with lots of blood and limb slicing actionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYw8JprzLmcThis movie isn't getting enough attention on here. It could very well be Crank Jr.
I want to mouth rape the little girl
The comic started off good, then became kinda bad. But now that I've seen that they actually CAN film Hit-Girl, I'm loving it again.Add Nic Cage and it's just gravy.
you've already made this thread :(
FUCK YEAH CHLOE!
Mark Millar wrote the comic for "Wanted."Comic > MovieBut I'll keep my fingers crossed. Maybe they bothered to keep the tits this time.
over the top 'campy' hipster shit
>>4419321Viral Marketing. Nobody can really care this much about a stupid comic book movie. Has to be viral. Anyway. SUCK-ASSThis movie begs to be pirated, which I will do. Twice.
>>4419324Kick-Ass the movie got green lighted even before the comic came out. Basically, Millar pitched the move idea first. It got approved, then he did the comic. That way they can say "based on the popular comic" etc.
I remember when superhero movies tried to be something more than weak humor and violence catering to 14 year olds addicted to video games
>>4419349They weren't good then either.
>>4419346>Green Lighted
I hate when comic nerds laugh at stupid jokes. No the point wasn't to be stupid on purpose, they were actually trying to be funny. It's not.
>>4419346Yep...I really just hate this guy. Red Son can't excuse how colossal of a..I don't even know a word.
>>4419321I know, and no one gave a shit despite all the fucking work I put into it.>>4419338You're really living up to the expectations for a world class tripfag, I hope you know I'm proud of you son.
>>4419446>no one gave a shitBecause that other guy's Kick-Ass thread from last time was better than yours.>all the fucking work I put into itAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>4419533>Because that other guy's Kick-Ass thread from last time was better than yours.<3
>>4419533>>4419606What thread? The one that devolved into people talking about the characters fucking mouth hole? Fuck you both.
FINE, FUCK ALL OF YOU, I'LL BE OVER HERE, WATCHING THIS MOVIE, YOU CAN JUST SIT AROUND OVER THERE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING GLAU AND GREEN OVALS AND ARMOND AND HOW MUCH YOU HATE EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD.
OH MY GOD THAT PART WHERE THE PRECOCIOUS KID SAID THAT CURSE WORD WAS JUST TO DIE FOR LOLOLOLOLOLTHIS MOVIE WILL BE GREAET
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>>4419752>The one that devolved into people talking about the characters fucking mouth hole? That was actually the first thing discussed in the thread... then people started talking about Nicolas Cage or something.
>>4419752well the mouth hole really does look kind of stupid.
>>4419930Yeah, I can't remember what it was but it was a decent thread, it's just that mine should be much better as I have more than one fucking pic in my OP to create discussion.>>4419915WOOOOSH
Is there any video/pictures out of McLovin as Red Mist?
>>4419948Google, learn to it.
>>4419948What the fuck is up with his hair? Isn't the guy in the comic bald?
>Nicolas CageMovie ruined.
