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08/09/09(Sun)22:07 No.4368542  So,
this morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity
generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department
of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the
municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the
FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the
National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the
weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and
launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I
watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture
inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe
by the Food and Drug Administration.
At the appropriate time as
regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the National
Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I
get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved
automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state,
and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to
purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the
environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the
Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have
to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the
public school. |
