>>4288744
And then mulder became a demon.

Jack: "LET'S LEAVE! WE HAVE TO GO!"
Kate: "WHO DO I LOVE?"
Locke: "DON'T GO BRO!"
Jack: "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!"
Kate: "NO U"

McNulty: "Fuck..fuck. Fuck!"
Bunk: "Mottherrfuckkerr"

Eric: "I'd like to borrow Sookie's powers for a minute."
Bill: "Sookie's mahne!"
Jessica: "You're the worst vampire ever!"
Sookie: "Y'all need me to meddle in somethin' and screw everything up again?."

>>4288772
Clay Davis: "sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeit"

Patient: "I'm sick."
House's Team: "Here's why he's sick."
House: "You're all idiots."
Cuddy: "House, stop being an ass."
House: "My, your tits and/or ass are nice today."
Wilson: "House, stop being an ass."
House: "Stop being a man-whore."
Patient: "I'm all better now!"
House: "No, you're not."
Patient: "...Now?"
House: "Okay."

>>4288771

that reminds me. I was watching the fantastic four movie and that douchebag mr. fantastic actually tried reversing the polarity of something, and I threw my wii controller at my TV.

fucking star trek technology.

Dean: Sam!
Sam: Dean!
Dean: Sam!
Sam: Dean!
Dean: Sam!
Sam: Dean!
Dean: Sam!
Sam: Dean!
Dean: Sam!
Sam: Dean!

rube: okay so if you don't do this theyre not gonna go to heaven

george: wtf youve got to be kidding

rube: you really tipped the cup this time im tired of your shit but not really

Hank: I got to go to work selling Propane and Propane accessories

Dale: Have fun having the government siphon off half your pay check for taxes that funds committees to keep WW3 hidden from the public

Bill: Can I come with you Hank to hang out?

Boomhauer: God dangit man dang ol leave hank alone man

Locke: "Can't you see? We were MEANT to do this!"
Jack: "You're crazy John"
Locke: "I'm not crazy. This is how it has to be!"
Jack: "We can't stay on this island."
Locke: "Don't tell me what I can't do!"
Jack: "Dammit Kate, stop licking spoons suggestively when I'm fighting with Locke."
Locke: "LOL gotcha I'm not Locke, I'm Esau. I just got Ben to shank that pussy ass nigger Jacob."
Jack: "Damn, nigger."
(Jack and Esau brofist)

>>4288810
That isn't the show at all.

Fail.

Dr. Forrester/Pearl: "This movie is gonna suck."
Joel/Mike, Bots: "Wow, that movie sucked."

Sarah : We must stop Skynet
John : but mom!
Cameron : I should kill people
John : dayum you're a hot robot
Sarah : John you douche
Cameron : stick your hand in me John.
John : am I gay if I hit on a robot?

>>4288744

Mulder: "But Scully, the alien is right behind you...fucking you in the ass!"
Scully: "I just need more proof."

>>4288937
>Scully: Like your goddamn cock in my mouth, Mulder. :3
>Mulder: But I wanna suck your cock first Scully...

>>4288967

>>4288937
are you fucking retarded

Shawn: "Let's go get fajitas."
Gus: "You know that's right."

There were a couple times in the X Files where they switched.

Rangers: "We're awesome!"
Bulk & Skull: "We're stupid."
Rita: "I'm gonna make a monster!"
Zordon: "Rita made a monster."
Rangers: "Let's go fight the monster!"
Monster: "RAWR!"
Rangers: "We got our asses kicked."
Zordon: "Here's a pep talk/the monster's weak point/a new weapon."
Rangers: "Let's go fight the monster again!"
Monster: "Blarg I am dead."

Terrorist: *does something*
Jack: "DAMMIT!"
Chloe: "I need to hack into this unhackable database."
Jack: "DAMMIT!"
Everyone else: *dies or is revealed to be evil and then dies*
Jack: "DAMMIT!"

Season 4.0:
Starbuck: Hi Lee, I've been to Earth.
Lee: Wat.
Roslin: Make sense you crazy bitch.
Starbuck: Bitch you trip balls on Kamala
Adama: Jump the ship.
Starbuck: WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
Adama: Jump the ship.
Starbuck: WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
Adama: Here take this sewage liner.
Starbuck: I'm tripping balls.

Woman affected by murder incredibly vaguely supernatural at first so the Winchester boys go and invesitigate: It's strange, the injuries looked as if they were done by a wild animal/ghost/etc
Dean and Sam: that must be it, it was a wild animal monster/ghost etc

Carly: Pudding!
Sam: PUDDING!
Freddy: Pudding?

>>4289204

Lol'd

Audience during Season 1: Holy shit, this is great suspense.
Audience during Season 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD BEST SHOW EVAR.
Audience during Season 3: Fucking awesome... filler... that was okay... fucking awesome... good.
Audience during Season 4: This is definitely going somewhere. Fuck, more filler. Holy shit, this is gonna be big. OH GOD YES THE WRITERS HAVE A PLAN... wait. What. What the fuck. Well that was a waste of time.

I wanna see someone do Family Guy.

>>4289414

maybe you should.

>>4289380
*sam hits freddie*
*spencer falls down*

>>4289380

RANDOOOM DANNCIIING

LOL SO RANDOM

The Daily Show:

Jon: Republicans suck
Generic Correspondent: I cannot act
Jon: Here's your moment of zen

>>4289412
Entire show: OPERA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finale: Opera house?
RDM: Did you rike it?

>>4289414
Peter Griffin: That reminds me of the time someone in a thread on /tv/ asked me to do Family Guy.
Anonymous: I wanna see someone do Family Guy.

>>4289476
Not really, but okay.

Homer: Lisa Needs Braces
Lenny: DENTAL PLAN

>>4289494

lol'd

>>4289494
My god...it's perfect.

Gossip Girl: Recap of last episode in weblog format.
Blair: I want to get into Yale, nothing will stop me, plus I *must* marry Nate Archiballs but the bad guy makes me super wet.
Serena: I'm so reformed but my past keeps catching up with me. I date the nerd as a form of redemption.
Jenny: Am I adult enough yet guise? ('No!' says the hopeful pedophiles.)
Nate: lolNympho.
Vanessa: I'm biracial and totally *art*, I won't be taken advantage of. Oh, shit!
Chuck: I make a very seductive face and can easily bed women with my lame chauvinism. Also I'm hellz rich and wear robes to school.
Gossip GIrl: OOOH SCANDAL, XOXO BITCHES!

GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

I'm bored.

>>4289550

Family Guy dialogue?

Don Draper: I have an insanely good idea for a marketing campaign--
Pete Campbell: I WANT YOUR JOB.
Don Draper: No.
Peggy: I don't have a penis and it's the 60s!
Random Whore: TAKE ME DON
Don Draper: You are the only one who knows my deepest secrets, Random Whore.
Betty Draper: WTF U DOIN DON

Bill: I WILL NOT
Sookie: omg i love you.
Bill: YES YOU DO
Sookie: bein a telepath is hard
Eric: I need Sookie
Bill: NO YOU DON'T
Eric: I will take her anyways
Bill: YOU WILL NOT
Maryann: *Dances*
Bon Temps: *orgy*
Tara: What the fuck shit bitch racist cunt
Lafayette: Come suck on this ya dirty hos yeas I likes me a big dick hallelujas
Jessica: Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal
Andy: PIG

Josh Lyman: Republicans suck
President Bartlett: I cannot act
Sam Seaborn: Here's your moment of zen

>>4289595
Failure.

Don never said "What do you want me to say?" or "Do whatever you want/I don't care" once.
Fix dat shit.

(theme music)
Ross: I love Rachel
(antics)
Rachel: lol no

Agent Cooper: That's a mighty fine cup of coffee.
Truman: Dale, shouldn't we be looking for Laura's killer?
Agent Cooper: You neglect the finer things in life, Harry. Like trees. Throwing rocks. And coffee.
Truman: Boy, Coop. You're something.

Janeway: Captain's log, Stardate [made up number]. We're doing something really mundane.
Cast: We're doing something gay. Usually involving the sarcastic holodoctor or the obnoxious pet alien.
Nameless Crew: We're different people every episode because we're not important and no one thinks the audience will notice.
Ship: RED ALERT!
Janeway: Onscreen! Let's see the generic anomaly/alien menace of the day.
Cast: Oh god, impossible situation!
Cast: Technobabble/Deux ex machina!
Janeway: Captain's log, supplemental. All's well that ends well.

Quinn: We've got to get back to our universe
The Professor: There are some problems in this universe as well
Quinn: Let's solve them
Black dude: I'm in some random fucking b-plot
Wade: Why won't Quinn fuck the dyke out of me?
Quinn: ...and we move onto another universe, until everyone in the original case leaves the show

>>4289647

It's too risky Captain.

Chris: This guy is really sick and exceptionally stupid as you're about to see.
Pedo: Time to fuck a 14-year-old.
Decoy: Come in! Nothing suspicious about me waving you into the house but keeping my distance even though I'm supposed to be really happy to meet you in person!
Pedo: I'm thinking with my dick.
Chris: Have a seat.
Pedo: Fuck.
Chris: What are you doing here?
Pedo: *bullshit/excuses*
Chris: These chat logs say different. Gotcha!
Pedo: Cameras! *freaks*
Cops: *hilariously excessive force bordering on police brutality*

>>4289664

Fag off Chakotay

Veronica: Life sucks, I used to be popular
Client: I need you to find someone/something
Keith: You should be living a normal life, Veronica. Don't do it.
Veronica: I need money...and to find Lilly Kane's killer/Who raped me/Where my mom is/Who accidentally the whole schoolbus/Who set up Logan/Who raped all those college girls/Who murdered the dean/Who posted my sex tape!
Logan: Hi veronica, I'm a loveable jackass who breaks your heart
Duncan: Hi veronica, I'm the plain billionaire who...brb, kidnapping my own child
Wallace: Now I say something
Madison Sinclaire: God I'm a bitch
Sheriff Lamb: Veronica, you're nothing but trouble. Hey Madison.
Mr. VanClemmens: Veronica, I hate your commercials but I love your product!
Client: Thank you veronica but...*interesting twist*
Keith: I told you not to take that case, Veronica!
Veronica: Well I saved the day in the end, made some quick cash and got to dress and act in a sexually provocative manner befitting a 22 year old portraying a 17 year old highschooler on a UPN show. Plus either me or my father uncovered a clue that would help solve the main mystery

>>4289664

Chakotay ep...

Chakotay: Time for a vision quest because I'm an Injun and that's our thing.
Cast: Kay.
Janeway: I really shouldn't be encouraging this but I am.
Audience: Does he even have a first name?

Eric: LALALA I'M SO INTENSE BILL GIVE ME SOOKIE
Bill: SOOKAY IS MAHN
Sookie: AH LUH YEW BEEYUL

Ted: I have no girlfriend.
Robin: I have a weird boyfriend.
Marshall: I love food. And Lily.
Lily Aldrin: I love Marshall, but I must paint.
Barney: Suit up.

"Numbers, letters, ELMO MUST DIE."

McNulty: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO TAKE HIM DOWN!
Rawls: DAMMIT MCNULTY YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! IF THIS KEEPS UP I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGE!
Landsman: *Masturbates*
Clarke Peters filling in for Morgan Freemon as Detective Somerset: I'VE CRACKED THE CODE
McNulty: SOMEONE KNOWS ABOUT THE WIRE!
Bunk: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF
Clay Davis: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

>>4290178
I admit I laughed. Pretty good.

Lisa: I don't love you.
Dave: Aww, c'mon
Matthew: *goes flying through the air*
Cut to a scene of an ambulance.

Guess the show - you get it right, you get 9000 internets.

>>4289064

Oh man, I lol'd.

Dick: "I'm gorgeous!"
Sally: "I'm hot."
Harry: "I'm the---INCOMING MESSAGE---funny one."
Tommy: "You're all idiots."
Mary: "I hate you all."

>>4290178
>>4288786
>>4288772

>>4290305
That show was actually funny when William Shatner showed up.

Dennis/Mac/Charlie/Frank: "One of us has a zany scheme!"
Dee: "That's stupid whichever one of you isn't in on it come with me so we can make a counter-scheme that will end up with both of our schemes failing miserably and both teams will converge at the end."
Waitress/Rickety Cricket: "Sup, one of us is gonna be featured prominently and manipulated in one of the aforementioned schemes."
*Insert callback references to older episodes*

>>4290260
Duh, Newsradio.

>>4290342
I was just checkin for summer fags.

"I'm so sorry, he's from Barcelona."

Michael: Look at my shitty fucking family
Someone who meets Michael: Want to use some shitty premise to get in to deep trouble?
Michael: Okay!
Someone who meets a family member other than Michael: Hey, you seem gullible, wanna get in deep trouble?
family member other than Michael: Okay!
Michael: HAY GUIZ I FUCKED UP
Family: DUDE WTF
family member other than Michael: HAY GUIZ I FUCKED UP
Family except Michael and "family member other than Michael": It's okay bro *group hug*
Michael: DUDE, WTF
Family: Michael, you're a douche.
Michael: ARGH
George Michael: Wanna make out, Maeby?

Kyle: "You know, I really learned something today."
Stan: "No, *I* really learned something today."
Cartman: "Screw yew gahs."
Kenny: *dies*
Butters: *has something traumatizing happen to him*

Lost:
THIS HAPPENED FOR A REASON
SMOKE MONSTER HATCH MYSTERIES
PEWPEWPEW
PEW PEW MONSTERS
MYSTERIES
CLIFFHANGERS

"Well Larry, I hope I can trust you to do this one thing"
"Woops, I offended a minority group and made myself look like a dick"
"LAAAAARRY"

>>4288771
Haha. I like this.

>>4290413
More like random pop culture elements show up and make shit jokes for thirty minutes.

>>4290484
haha yeah more like that XD

Jack: Tell me the truth.
Terrorist: No.
Jack: Dammit.
Terrorist. You american scum.
Jack: TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS

Lost Season 1 :

Jack : Even though I see my dead father and hear a monster in the jungle everything is normal.
Locke : [tapdances, kills Boone]
Ethan : Blarg.
Hatch : Hey guys, over here!
Arzt : [BOOM]

Season 2

Desmond : Brotha.
Jack : Even though we found a hidden bunker base full of unknown technology with a countdown timer that needs to be operated constantly and evil jungle people are trying to kill us and/or kidnap us, everything is normal.
Ana Lucia : GRRRR
Eko : .....
Ben : I hope nobody digs up the grave.
Michael : THEY TOOK MAH BOI. WALT.
Locke : I am confus.
Ana Lucia & Libby : Blarg.
Hurley : ....
Ben : We're the good guys.

>>4291491
moar plz

Lost Season 3 :

Jack : I am going to operate on Ben and then go home because everything is perfectly normal here.
Ben : Juliet!
Juliet : ...
Sawyer : Oh yeah? Well how many bears were there?
Kate : This cage can't hold me at all.
Sawyer : 2 chicks, if you're keeping score.
Paolo and Nikki : Blarg.
Desmond : I am IN the flasbhack, brotha!!!
Locke : We're gonna save Jack.
Submarine : Blarg.
Jack : FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Locke : I'm the leader of the others now.
Real Sawyer : John, you don't have any balls.
Locke : [cries]
Sawyer : Dear Mr Sawyer.
Real Sawyer : Blarg.
Claire : Chalee plaise taykeh kaehr of mah baybay
Charlie : Blarg.
Mikhail : Blarg.
Most of the others : Blarg.
Jack : Even though all of this is happening I'm going to call that ship and take us all home.
The Plague [over the phone] : Hey Jack whoa just stay there we're gonna save you.

Skinner: "Go investigate this alien!"
Sculder: "Look, it's an alien!"
Mully: "There's no such thing as aliens."
Sculder: "But the alien is raping you right now."
Mully: "Science can't prove it."
Cigarette Smoking Man: "I will cover this up."
Skinner: "Your case has been covered up."
Sculder: "I hate you all."

Lost Season 4

Oceanic six : We're not acting weird at all.
Jack : Oh man everything is so normal wow I feel so great [cries].
Jin : Blarg?
Hurley's mother : Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?
Desmond : I don't know if I'm coming or going here brotha!
Faraday : Well, you see .. it's ... complicated ... and ...
Michael : I can't even blarg.
Tom : I'm a homosexual, confirmed.
Ben : I don't care about her, I stole her as a baby from a crazy french woman.
Alex : Blarg.
Keamy : Aw yeah gurrrrl.
Christian : You have to move the island.
Locke : Is this the magic box?
Ben : ....
Some people on a boat : Portuguese portuguese.
Desmond : PENNEH
Penny : DESMOND
Jack : We can't tell anyone anything because everything was so fucking normal on the island goddamn, also the island didn't just disappear.
Locke : Blarg.

*Homer hurts himself*
Homer: D'oh!

>>4288807
Strangely appropriate, yet I'm hoping season five isn't like this.

>>4289380
>>4289647
>>4290367
I fuckin lold

Dean: FUCK!
Sam: FUCK?
Dean: FUCK!
Castiel: *poof*
Anna:
Bobby: You can't fix stupid.

>>4291636

In about a month or so these spam posts will evolve into a sentient AI.

>>4291611
[celebrity guest star]: Hi, I'm [celebrity guest star]! Oh, Homer, will you ever learn?

Seinfeld : NOTHING lol

Jack Bauer: WHERE IS THE BOMB?
Terrorist: I don't know
Jack Bauer: TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS OR I'LL HIT YOU
Terrorost: Don't know.
Jack Bauer tortures Terrorist.
Terrorist: Oh yeah that bomb, it's over there lol.

>>4291671
Spooks is:

Spook: WHERE'S THE BOMB?
Terrorist: I DON'T KNOW.
Spook: WHERE'S THE BOMB?
Terrorist: I DON'T KNOW.
Spook: WHERE'S THE BOMB?
Terrorist: I DON'T KNOW.
Spook: WHERE'S THE BOMB?
Terrorist: I DON'T KNOW.
Spook: WHERE'S THE BOMB?
Terrorist: I DON'T KNOW.
Spook: WHERE'S THE BOMB?
Terrorist: I DON'T KNOW.
Spook: WHERE'S THE BOMB?
Terrorist: I DON'T KNOW.
Spook: WHERE'S THE BOMB?
Terrorist: I DON'T KNOW.

BOOM!

Lost Season 5

Jin : Unblarg.
Montand : Mon dieu, my arm.
Horace : I was supposed to be a serious character.
LaFleur : That's 3 chicks.
Locke : Blarg.
LaPenis : We're not going to Guam, are we?
Cesar : My main man. Tell me something, OK? What is problem with this island?
Locke : Unblarg.
Cesar : Blarg.
Richard : What the fuck is going on?
Radzinsky : ARGH I'M SO BAD GODDAMN FUCK
Jacob : Blarg.
Esau : Just as keikaku.
Faraday : Blarg.
Jack : I've had it with this bullshit. I'm going to blow up the island with a nuclear bomb and that will fix everything because a crazy guy just told me it will.
Sawyer : Fuck.
Juliet : Blarg?

LC : Voiceover
Lo : Hey what's up
LC : < insert ex BF here > called
Lo : OMG
Audrina : I luv Justin bobby
Heidi : I didn't do anything Lauren
Audrina : I broke up with Justin bobby
LC : I Need a guy
Audrina : no one is perfect
LC : Don't want a perfect guy .
Spencer : I'm so cool , Lauren sucks .
LC & Girls : OMG Drama XOXO

>>4291642
Neuromancer?

Alton Brown: I'm doing a cheesy skit based off of some weird connection this food has in the public eye. Because this food is
*Opening Titles*
Alton: Now I'm going to get down to business and seriously explain this food for a few minutes. But don't get bored or anything, here's DIY visual aid.
Crew member in funny costume: BAD ACTING
Alton: Oh, bother.
*suddenly we're in a Kroger*
Alton: Kroger is a great place to shop for the ingredients you'll need. Example.
*Alton talks to camera in back of fridge/cupboard/oven*
Alton: Alright, the food is finally done now.
Crew member in costume: I'LL BE TAKING THAT
Alton: Oh, bother. But, in fact, this does give me an opportunity to make another culinary variation on the same theme as before.
*Makes it*
Alton: Well, there you have it. Now you know that whatever it was we made today can truly be considered...
*End titles*

Nip : Aw man I'm so virile and good looking.
Tuck : I'm a nerd but I get laid. Also, my wife looks more and more like a zombie.
Their son : I'm fucking a tranny/my sister/dead girl/nazi girl/midget/burn victim/myself/whatever.
Nip : I just fucked a bitch OFF the roof.
Tuck : I'm pretending I can't walk.
New York : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4290406

'I made a huge mistake'

Dude: "Dude."
Dude: "Dude."
Dude: "Dude!"
Dude: "Dude!"

Horatio: This is some over acting
Delko: This is some under acting
Sgt Trip: This is character acting
Callie: This is some fucking god awful acting

>>4288771
Indeed.

Buffy: so, what's the baddy this time? At this rate I'll never have a life.
Giles: You need to take this seriously Buffy. There's a demon named Gargnobble terrorizing the school. It's already killed three football players.
Buffy: [insert joke here]
Xander: [insert joke here]
Willow: [insert joke here]
Cordelia: [insert joke here]
Oz: [insert joke here]

>>4291706
fucking lol'd

>Richard : What the fuck is going on?

WE LOSTFAGS WOULD ALL LIKE TO KNOW THIS..

Dexter: I have to hide my true self. It's so difficult. Time to kill some guy now.
Rita: Oh Dexter, you're such a nice guy.
Dexter: lol irony
Rita: what was that?
Dexter: uh, nothing.
Debra: Hey everybody, I fucked some random guy last night. It was awesome.

Mal: I'm not risking my ship and my crew to help a bunch of strangers.
*immediately goes to help strangers*

Jayne: Well, I'm not helping unless I get paid.
*goes to help Mal*

Inara: You're a pig Mal, and I hope you die.
*looks wistfully at picture of Mal and whispers "be careful"*

Simon: I won't let you put my sister in danger!

River: The ship's engine told me that tiny leprechauns will bite off my perfect feet unless I punch all of you right now ':3

Kaylee: Shiny!

*sounds of Wash screaming as Zoe rapes him*

Book: That just ain't Christian.

Jerry: "What's with people doing things?"
George: "I can't get this girl to go out with me!"
Kramer: "HE'S A NIGGER HE'S A NIGGER HE'S A NIGGER"
Elaine: *dances poorly*
George: "I can't get his girl to break up with me!"
Jerry: "What's with people doing things?"

BSG:

Adama: Rrrrarhmmmrmr...arg... Do your job.
Gaeta: Yes sir.
Adama: I'm getting my men.

Jarod: I'm filled with righteous anger at what you got away with. Have a taste of your own medicine!
Random bad guy: No, I don't wanna die.
Jarod: lol just kidding, I'm gonna let you live. Not that you deserve it. But soon, everyone will know what you've done.

*the next day Miss Parker and Company arrive at Jarod's last know location*

Miss Parker: I'll find you Jarod, if it's the last thing I do! Of course, I want your cock in my mouth but will never admit it, which is why I always let you get away.
Broots: look at this, I found something.
Sydney: looks like a clue.
Miss Parker: That was something my mother gave me when I was little... this means... WHO IS MY REAL FATHER???

I'm loving this thread.

Tony: FUCK YOU
Ralphie: FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCK
Tony: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'M THE BOSS OF THIS FAMILY
...
Melfi: You are very angry.
Tony: It's my fucking...job, if you know what I mean.

The Doctor: If we don't avert this crisis that I am indirectly responsible for, the Earth will be destroyed!

Rose: Oh no!

The Doctor: Let me fix it with my sonic screwdriver.

Rose: Oh Doctor, that was brilliant! Please fuck me!

The Doctor: lol no

Rose: ;_;