i fuckin hate niggers

>So let's pretend they scanned 4chan to learn human language.

I am Optimus Prime. I liek mudkips.

If they really scanned 4chan they'd just say fuck it and float away to some other planet worth saving.

at least they aren't girl robots
talking about 40000 mile oil changes and shit
i'm trying to eat, bitch

Who the fuck cares about Transformers anyway?

>>3979585
Uptight 20 and 30 somethings who remember a sloppy cartoon as being cinematic perfection.

>>3979470

But why the gold tooth? I'm not buying the racist bullshit but I found those two to be very annoying all the way through. I understand that they learn our language by scanning the internet but where did they acquire the mannerisms? They were niggers before they landed

>>3979738
You mean wiggers.

The black robot died first, don't forget

>>3979747
He did? :<

Ironhide was my favorite...

>>3979760

JAZZ

I don't get why people make such a big deal about Jazz dieing, when none of the other black characters were killed. I mean, by this logic shouldn't Epps been killed by Scorponok, not the weedy nerdy white guy?

Why did Ironhide become British all of a sudden?

I think the big deal with Jazz dying was that:

1. He was the only Autobot with a defined ethnicity.
2. He was the only Autobot to die.
3. He was very prominently killed, didn't go out like a hero, etc (randomly ripped in half by the big bad while he delivers a terrible pun).

It stuck out more to me that they killed him at all. The race issue didn't affect me.

If they scanned the internet to learn the language wouldn't they be racist instead being the sterotype....

>racism

>>3979738
>but I found those two to be very annoying all the way through

This. And unfortunately out of all the autobots, they were on screen the most and had the most lines. Why couldn't we have Arcee or Sideswipe instead?

If they scanned /tv/ they'd probably be calling each other pretentious all the time.

Man, Optimus is a such a fucking hipster.

>>3979991
You want more dialog from Sideswipe? Here ya go.

"I'm the best at what I do and what I do is snkt bubs I'm so badass"

>>3980004

I'd take a movie of that over the twins, easily.

>Caring about racism on 4chan

>>3980150
get back to stormfront.org

transformers
racism in disguise

No one likes the negro, not even liberal Hollywood. Blacks hate the negro even more for making them look like negros. So tell me, if everyone hates the negro, then why does the media pretend to care?

Commence UMAD spam.

Racist faggots. Die in a fire.

Type "www.Anon" into your address field. Follow with "Talk" and finish it off with a nice ".com". Now press enter and bookmark the resulting page. Then remove 4chan from your bookmarks. You have now seen the light. Welcome.

fjhshfhggdgfjsghhjdffhggodgoy

>The twins visit 4-chan...

>Tasha Robinson

Stopped caring right there.

>>3980214

Anybody who didn't see that they were black stereotypes is a moron

>>3980214
LOL,
Johannesburg = South Africa
South Africa = Civilized by the white man

Your example of New Orleans shows what happens if you leave black people to their own devices.

>>3980234
>OMG EVERYTHING'S RACIST!!!

Go back to banning cartoons.

Sounds about right for the overall impression I've gotten of it.

All these Transformer threads are mixing me up between /tv/ /o/ and /toy/

>>3980253

Really? You didn't see them as black people?

I'm not saying it should be banned for that reason, although I do think it adds to the shittiness of the movie that they had to stoop that low to get laughs

bump

Those two should have sounded more like the brothers in Kim Possible.

Read, nuh nigga we not do that shit!!

>>3981098
Racist? Nigga, ya trippin.

Word.

I thought this while watching it.
Bay seems to use the stereotypical way black people talk as a comedic device far too much, take the black military guy as well.
Transformers is all about the robots anyway, any scene with humans talking or the twins made me wanna shoot myself.

>take the black military guy as well

The one whose acting was wooden and lines were more awkward than the entire prequel trilogy of Star Wars?

"That man is an ass


hole."

skids and mudflaps are both black objects. Coincidence? I think not.

That being said the whole "niggerbotslolololol" thing didn't bother me quite as much as optimus being ultra fucking violent as far as screaming "give me your face" before ripping off the fallen's face, the optimus I grew up with would never have done that.

>>3980371
I don't see them as black people.

Because all niggers have that accent, gold teeth, and can't read.

Now wonder they can't help but feel offended when watching this movie

>>3981176
He was corrupted by Decepticon parts used to repair him. He inherited the crankiness of over 9000 years of searching in vain

>>3981187
he was "given a bullshit reason to be overly violent" so Michael Bay could "please the braindead children of middle America"

>>3981206
After twentyfive years of being a pussy who thinks he can fight a WAR without actually FIGHTING, Optimus Prime finally GREW A PAIR.

>>3981206
You were butthurt because the 20-minute toy commercial aimed at 12-year-olds wasn't made into film according to your slash fan fiction

Also, you may check your sarcasm detector, you seem to be retarded.

>>3979811
Isn't Ironhide played by the guy who voiced Wakko? Maybe that's why...

>>3979501
As a black man I agree. But there is a difference between black people and Niggers. Bay even made once cool, laid back Jazz into a typical MTV nigga.

>>3981223
Jazz was never cool. You only think he is because marketing told you to.

>>3981176
You mean the same Prime that raped and killed a bunch of Decepticons in the 80's movie?

>>3981209
that was the major problem with this shitpile, a lot of things "Grew a pair" including devastator.

>>3981245

OPTIMUS PRIME
WHO RAPED AND KILLED THE DECEPTICONS IN 1980

>>3981245

>rape

Robots can totally rape each other.

Is the movie any good?

>>3981275
Yep.

I usually don't trust critics but i only read bad reviews

>>3981275

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/markkermode/2009/06/transformers_190609.html

>>3981271
They can breed, therefore they can fuck, therefore they can rape each other.

Or just put on a strap-on jackhammer and go at it.

>>3981176
He had just been brought back from the dead. Getting killed (and horribly so) by that mincing ponce Megatron would piss me off no end.

Screenwriters Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman said they followed Bay's lead in creating the twins. Still, the characters serve no real purpose in the story, and when the action gets serious, they disappear entirely, notes Tasha Robinson, associate entertainment editor at The Onion.
>The Onion
problem solved

the onion u say

>Because nobody's racist on the internet.

Movie is racist.

People are racist because they see the robots and identify them as blacks.

Enjoy being racist America.

But guys we already knew the movie was bad

>>3979470 This writer hates gay people.

She's not the only one...

in b4 fuckingfaggot.jpg

I'm glad how much of a shitstorm this movie turned into.

>>3982056

>because pointing out when well-known and horrible stereotypes are acted out is totally the same thing as saying those stereotypes are true

wait.. is op saying this isn't racist? i don't get this

>>3982382
But they are true. I don't think that's what racism is.

>>3982382
OK racism is exploiting said stereotypes by putting them up on a screen for everyone to laugh at and be entertained by.

I thought they were meant to be wiggers.

>Because nobody's racist on the internet.

>>3982441
i know you're not serious but even if you were
wiggers imitate black people
it goes back to black people either way