>>3969167
Fuck your shit I like non-humans

So, hypothetically speaking, if I'm fucking one of the aliens, does it count as non-human activity?

You cowards think you're so brave. Our people have nothing to defend ourselves and you give us barely enough to keep ourselves alive. Our bodies have a hard time fighting off your earth infections and yet you won't allow us to treat each other!

The MNU spreads lies, join the resistance!

Please, let us gather our necessary materials and be on our way.
>>3969199
All we seek is a beneficial truce among your kind and ours! Yet you neglect us of simple resources, we do not ask for much!

Can't wait for this movie.

Seriously, shit's gonna own.

awesome viral is awesome

They took my neighbor away today, I do not know why. My neighbor never disobeyed the rules he was quiet and a very hard worker in the mines.

I heard rumors that he had an earth animal in his room though...I think the animal enjoyed his company...why is this a bad thing? I do not understand.

>>3969188
UGH, YOU BUG-FUCKERS DISGUST ME.

I felt so sad for those aliens in the trailer.

>>3969277

Do your part, marry a non-human!

what movie is this?

>>3969285

d-9.com

Go look up the short film "Alive in Joburg" it will give you the jist of what the film is going to be like.

So... did you guys get paid to viral for this or are you just doing it on your own?

>>3969293

I think it adds some interesting flavor to the wait, just play along anon.

>>3969293
On our own, the concept for this thing is wonderful, and everything else coming out looks so run-of-the-mill.

>>3969293

Discussing movies on a movie board? That's absurd. It must be viral marketing.

Does anyone have the trailer where the alien wasn't blurred and had subtitles for what he was saying?

Can't find it anywhere, heard it was in the cinemas.

>>3969293

That's what makes it viral. "Infected" people that haven't been paid passing it on to others.

>>3969305
I'm not complaining actually, there's a thread on /v/ just like this one, yet no other boards so I was wondering... if someone were payed why single out them and not /b/?

sure is viral marketing in here

Non-human here.

Humans are faggots.

Want to see this movie RIGHT NOW.

I saw a human female in our district today. She looked young for a human and I can't imagine how she got past the MNU security.

She seemed very interested in us but most of my neighbors were too afraid to talk to her. One of the older ones finally stepped forward to try and direct her towards the security checkpoints. She couldn't understand what he was saying though and she looked frightened. He tried to calm her down, to make her understand he was just trying to help...

That was when MNU security arrived. I don't think the guards they hire understand us either. The little girl kept screaming and my neighbor tried to explain that he was trying to help...but they shot him.

They left my neighbor there in the street for hours...they shouted and yelled at us whenever anyone tried to take him out of the road...I don't understand why they treat us like this.

>>3969188
>>3969277
>>3969283
It's amusing to think that if extraterrestrials ever did visit earth, there would infact be an eventual movement for alien/human love. Assuming differences in biology would allow for such things.

>>3969293
>hurr durr hurr

I'd like to know the difference between "discussing an upcoming movie" and "viral marketing". Any discussion of a movie not in theaters yet is viral marketing. Enjoy your buzzword brainwashing.

>>3969337
This shit is fucking great.
Thank you guys for playing along.

>>3969325
Wow anon...you can't enjoy anything anymore can you?

this is the only human/alien activity acceptable on 4chan (aside from the tentacle rape), gtfo out viral corporate shmucks

>>3969337
Humans are such assholes.

Ignore the bitter faggots please.

I would love to see those things actually posting on 4chan.

>>3969330
I saw a video of a protest some of the human activists were having. A woman there seemed to suggest that such unions were acceptable...but our species does not work like yours.

The MNU will not even allow us to maintain eggs that are not registered with them. They come into our homes at random and search for unregistered eggs...and destroy them. It's horrible.

>>3969167
I know him, he has a blogsite here.

http://www.mnuspreadslies.com/?hs317=District9_MNU+footer

>>3969374
I think you would be surprised by how many anons are non-human. Although most of them are on /b/, many have started lurking /tv/ as well now that this film is bringing light to our problem.

THE WEAK HUMANS MUST BE CULLED.

TOO LONG HAVE THEY DWELT IN THE CESSPOOL OF THEIR SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS.

WE DID THEM NO HARM, BUT STILL THEY BROUGHT LIES AND BULLETS IN THE DARK. NO MORE! THEIR MONGREL TERRAN BLOOD WILL FILL THEIR GUTTERS INSTEAD OF THEIR PUTRID WASTE. WE SHALL RIP THEIR WOMEN OPEN BY THE MATING CREVICES THEY SO COVET. THE MEN WILL BE CASTRATED AND FLAYED, SCREAMING UNTIL THEY ARE BLED DRY.

JOIN US! RISE UP! THE TIME HAS COME, HUMAN BLOOD SHALL BE SPIL-

>>3969402
I disagree friend, from what me and my neighbors have discussed most of us avoid /b/. The human anon on it are quite unruly and would likely give our kind much more undesired grief.

>>3969415
...holy fuck this is getting awesome

>>3969415

You can't talk like that, if the MNU finds out they will do another district sweep. You know how hard it is to keep a connection to the outside world...I don't know what I would do without my computer.

It's the only way I can communicate with the others, they don't let us gather together anymore. If two of us are seen in the same place they beat us or shoot us.

They don't allow us to share culture either, I tried to offer the guard a homemade dish and they beat me for hours. They are afraid of our cultures mixing, our internet connections are one of our only ways left to communicate with good humans!

>>3969431
>good humans!

As if such a thing existed.

This entire thread is really fucking sad.
This movie had better make me feel the same damn way.

>>3969418
I saw videos of the protests they are holding at the human conventions. There were members of /b/ there with the others wearing this...odd masks. I don't know what they were talking about though, I've never met anyone named Xenu. I don't think the little humans could pronounce my name even if they tried.

The MNU gives us new human names now...they named me Shannon. I don't know why it's so funny but the human guards keep laughing about it.

Non-humans should probably avoid 4chan. You think our race is bad now, viewing the contents of this website will push you to seek complete genocide.

/v/irgin here
Our boards thread sucks dick, why are you guys so much more awesome?

>>3969443
Daaaaaaw

>>3969449
Shut up new-human

>>3969431
They thought that they could shut me off! I have outsmarted the swine once more. They must be bent, broken and destroyed. We have suffered long in the name of peaceful coexistence, but the cur hear nothing of it.

We will show them the meaning of fear and pain, suffering and anguish, and then we will burn their world to the ground, so that even if the hairless primates manage to survive their purging, they will starve and die knowing that they were the harbingers of their own demise!

>>3969443
AW

>>3969449
We would never seek something to reprehensible! We do not even have weapons in the human sense...what you humans think of as weapons our species would never think of using in that manner. Our precious technology is as important to us as our culture.

The MNU is harvesting our ships for it, corrupting it and using it to make weapons of incredible devastating force. They say they are seeking a way to make clean energy or medical breakthroughs...this is not true! They are only trying to create weapons, weapons they can use themselves or sell to the highest bidder.

They have even been using our DNA, testing it on animals and even humans! I was looking on the internet just the other day and I found this website...I don't think they understand how dangerous this can be. Our biological makeup is nothing like you humans, you could be making yourselves very sick!

http://www.mathsfromouterspace.com/

>>3969457
Don't you worry, every second we're being shat upon and made worse so soon we will be as bad you're used to!

>>3969457
Because no matter how bad this board may be it can never reach the faggotry of /v/.

Alien Rights!??? What about human rights?!! We barely have enough time to solve our own problems!! We can't play babysitter to some space cockroaches!!

Are Our children Safe from this things? Do they carry disease?? The polls show that 69% of americans want these things Gone!

When is our president going to listen? Everyone on the Hill feels Obama's being too soft on this issue as well is on Terrorism!

FUCKING THING SUX!!

>>3969501

I saw this strange man in a video feed the other day...am I right to assume that you humans dislike this human?

My earth name is David. I am all that's left of what you humans might call "family." Others whom I share life and shelter with have all been killed or "relocated." The eggs were the last to be destroyed. I tried to stop them but they beat me, all hitting different parts of my body, testing to see which blow was most painful or most damaging. I watched as the burned those unborn, laughing and smiling as they did so. What is this obsession with fire? What enjoyment do they find in watching life shrivel and blacken?

viral marketing doesn't work on /tv/ as it requires the readers to have actual real-life friends to discuss the movie with.

Entire thread is great
>>3969490
has got me doing math outside of classes holy shit

>>3969515
Aww, you've learned a new word. How nice. You just love to show it off now, don't you? Cute. Now fuck off.

>>3969514
I do not think that all humans are like the MNU...I know there are groups out there fighting to make the government prevent the MNU from destroying our eggs.

I mourn for the unborn, I mourn but not deeply. At least they will not have to see the terrible things we see every day here...

>>3969511

Not that I usually talk to your kind but just to set things stratight we humans love this man. We also love baby Jesus, who bytheway does not mention YOU at all in the Good Book. You are obviously demons sent to test our faith.

Praise the Lord.

>>3969511
Yes, yes, OH GOD YES. WE DISLIKE HIM VERY VERY MUCH.

>>3969523
He seems so loud and untrustworthy...he talks to you humans like he is your friend. Like he has your best interests at heart but all of my human friends tell me that he lies. I can only be grateful that he has yet to touch on our issues...I fear for the day that he does. I sense that there are many uninformed humans that take his opinions to be facts.

>>3969514
It is the sign of unbridled savagery, they believe the flames purify what they fear and hate, that by destroying all that it is that it will become like them.

From using this internet, I can safely say that it is a projection of the malice and hatred innate to them. They burn all that they do not care for, insects, their domesticated creatures, material possessions and most of all, each other.

To eliminate these humans would be no serious crime, it is something they have endeavored to do to each other for thousands of years! We could finally put these wretched creatures out of their misery, as well as our own!

>>3969490

I too have heard of these experiments on human orgasms with alien DNA by various earth governments. Some videos on your internets depict some of these failed experiemnts.

This one for example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geuzhp9fAp8

Viral successful, consider another ticket sold

>>3969521
I know of your lord human, one of the guards allowed a human preacher to come into the slums once. He told us stories from his book and would only refer to us by our human names.

We have books of faith as well human but the guards would not allow us to share them with the man. When one of the supervisors learned of what had happened they took the man away and we have never seen him again.

I would like to learn more about this god and hear more of the stories from that man's book. They were very colorful and seemed to suggest kindness to others...we don't see much of that here. I think it is a lesson the MNU sorely needs to learn.

>>3969518
I think this non-human is in its mating season and is suffering from hormonal imbalance.

Archive this thread, archive this thread, archive this thread

I love how the summerfags tried and failed to kill this thread. Take that you fuckin little shits.

>>3969558
I love how everyone else is actually helping make this thread

I feel sad for these things and I haven't even seen the movie. :<

>>3969545
Understand, faith is a powerful thing. Humans inherently seek power to further their gains. Religion must be treated delicately. If treated properly, it can comfort, aid, and soothe the fear of the unkown. If not, it will corrupt and fester through generations until it is something vulgar and ignorant. It is our nature.

Learn of our faith and find the beauty in it, as I will learn of your culture, so that I too may find beauty.

/r/ing an archive on this thread

I remember when we first arrived here before the government began to herd us into the slums. Many of our kind found it difficult to get around and took to riding on their railway cars. They would not allow us to ride on the inside even if we tried to pay them, so we would ride on the top. I don't understand why this frightened them so much.

I've been reading stories of earth and it's history. Is our situation not similar to that of the American's civil rights movement. They imprisoned their own kind and forced them to use separate facilities at all times.

I think that in time the humans will learn to look past our differences and we can work together to help our people return home.

Non-humans are the anti-cancer.
We <3 you all.

>>3969590

I do not understand human...what is...less than three?

Too many bugger lovers in this thread.

We need to eradicate this infestation of galactic immigrants. Coming to our planet, stealing our jobs, debasing our gene-pool. I say round them all up into one location and nuke them back into high orbit.

>>3969340

Fuck yeah. There would be the "aliens are people too" people, the creepy internet people who obsessively copy the "superior alien culture," the creepy internet people who would just want to fuck aliens...

Do you mind if I refer to you as bugs? Or do you find that offensive?

>>3969579
Will archiving this make the MNU see the error of their ways?

Will it lessen your unwarranted hatred?

I do not think it will. I think only torture, mutilation and a painful death will extinguish those flames.

Raise your weapon at me again, human. You will not realized your severed arm has hit the ground until you are wheezing out your last pathetic breath.

>>3969594
You humans and your disgusting weapons. I've seen what you do to each other with those terrible things. You create bombs so powerful that they scar your planet for years afterward. As if it isn't enough to kill your enemy, you cannot even allow the survivors a home to go to after you have conquered them.

And you human scum call us the monsters.

>>3969593
It means we love you. =)
(And equals ")" is meant to be a smile.)

>>3969545

Alien Brother listen to me. I am one of the humans of the of the race known as "the blacks". We have a long history of opression on this world.

Trust me when I tell you to turn away from any attempts to convert your people to our religious beliefs. This religion is actual a devastating weapon that will destroy your people's chances of gaining independence!!

RUN FROM THE BLOOD GOD AND HIS SON JESUS LORD OF DEATH!!!

FIGHT THE POWER!

>>3969600
I understand that it is difficult for you humans to speak our language so there are some things I find acceptable. I wish you would attempt to say my real name, it would show an effort to look at us as equals instead of something inferior.

Bugs...human names...they are very disrespectful.

I do not find the term "alien" offensive though. Something alien is simply something unknown to you, is that correct? I think that is fitting considering how little humans know of our people.

My human identification is "Catherine." Supposedly, different names pertain to seperate human genders. I care little about that. Our original names were beautiful to those willing to understand them, but you humans anthropomorphise all which is new or unfamiliar in order to soothe your unease. I would scream my true name until the MNU silenced me if I did not know the storage unit in which they stored my remains would be labeled "Catherine."

>>3969609
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER HUMAN!

That is a proper cheer isn't it?

>>3969545

The book you speak of speaks mostly of genocide, cruelty and slavery as just causes. The protagonist himself indulges in these things frequently. Do not think for one second that its guise of kindness is anything but that.

>>3969607

Oh, I did not see at first human. Now that I look closer though it does look like a human smile...our people have something similar but I have a feeling your people would find it frightening or ugly in comparison.

>>3969624
Fair enough, my alien equal.

>>3969553
request submitted

>>3969640
Human religions always seem to end in violence no matter how pure their message may have been. Over the years your people craft what were no doubt wholesome stories to your own ends. Re-writing your holy texts over and over to skew them to your point of view.

Such an act is unfathomable to my people.

>>3969490
That site was interesting to begin with but it fails. There's a question there where all the answers are wrong.

>>3969594
> bugger lovers

ah yes, where's Ender when we need him.

>>3969635
SCREAM! LET THEIR MINDS SCRAMBLE IN CONFUSION OVER THE DELICACY OF OUR TONGUE. THE FEW WHO POSSESS ENOUGH FUNCTIONING THOUGHT MATTER NOT TO BE DRIVEN OVER THE EDGE WILL BE QUICKLY ANNIHILATED. HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR REACTIONS TO IT? I SAID MY NAME UNTIL I WAS BEATEN SO HARD I COULD NOT FORM IT ANY LONGER.

BUT I WATCHED THEIR DISGUSTING FACES. THOUGH THEY ARE INSIDIOUS AND WICKED, THEIR PRIMAL CONFUSION IS WHAT LED THEM. WE COULD CRUSH THE UNFORGIVING HUMANS EFFORTLESSLY.

OR WOULD YOU RATHER DWELL WITHIN THOSE FOUR WALLS, DOOMED TO BUSY YOURSELF WITH THEIR CHILDISH ELECTRIC TIME-WASTERS UNTIL YOU DO FORGET ALL THAT YOU ONCE WERE?

WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN...Catherine?

what do you bugs think of viral marketing?

Human soldiers when they are captured only give their name and rank...perhaps this is something our people should think of. The next time I am taken from my home, or taken from my post in the mines I will only offer the dirty MNU my name, MY TRUE NAME!

Have any of you aliens read any earth literature? I don't suppose the MNU would allow you access to such material, but books provide a window to the human soul. Don't let the actions of the ignorant sully your view of the intelligent. We aren't all bad.

>>3969669
I don't know MONKEY, tell me what I should think. It seems to be the only thing your species does anymore.

>>3969715
As I ebb'd with the ocean of life,As I wended the shores I know,As I walk'd where the ripples continually wash you Paumanok,Where they rustle up hoarse and sibilant,Where the fierce old mother endlessly cries for her castaways,I musing late in the autumn day, gazing off southward,Held by this electric self out of the pride of which I utter poems,Was seiz'd by the spirit that trails in the lines underfoot,The rim, the sediment that stands for all the water and all the land of the globe.

I must admit I cannot grasp the complexities of your language human...but I see beauty in your peoples words.

I am classified as "George." I find my true name slipping away a little further with every beating or murder I witness. I'm frightened.
Fear. Our people have had little reason to ever feel such an emotion - that is, until we arrived on earth. Our vocal structure makes it a challenge to manage human pronunciation, but when I see them approaching, when their eyes turn upon me, I yell "I am George! I am George!" I still don't get it quite right, because they laugh and hurt me anyway.

>>3969736
TRAITOR! THE 'LITERATURE' OF THESE ELABORATE CAVE-DWELLING SIMIANS IS MERELY THE LAMENTATIONS THEY RECORD AS THEIR LIFE WANES, REGRETTING ALL OF THE HORRIBLE DEEDS THEY COMMITTED DURING THEIR WRETCHED EXISTENCE, OR ONES THEY DID NOT HAVE THE CHANCE TO CARRY OUT.

THERE IS NO BEAUTY IN SUCH WANTON DECADENCE, THEY HAVE BEATEN YOU INTO A SNIVELING APE-LOVER. SOON YOU WILL ONLY RECOGNIZE THE NAME THEY GAVE YOU, SOON YOU WILL LONG FOR YOUR TORMENTORS, EVEN ENDURING THEIR HATEFUL GAZES WILL BRING YOU PLEASURE, WRETCHED BEAST.

JOIN "CATHERINE" IN HER IGNORANCE, AND NO ONE, NOT EVEN YOUR PRECIOUS HUMANS WILL MISS YOU WHEN YOUR LIMBS FINALLY GIVE OUT WHILE SLAVING AWAY AND YOU ARE TERMINATED.

It's like Cloverfield all over again.

>>3969760
You oceans both, I close with you.
We murmur alike reproachfully rolling sands and drift, knowing not why.
These little shreds indeed standing for you and me and all.

If you would look past the humans you see everyday you too could see the beauty that some of them can produce. These humans are beings of duality. They can be one thing or many, it is unfortunate that often their powerful choose only to be one.

>>3969785
UNFORTUNATE FOR US. ARE WE WORKING THE HUMANS TO DEATH, EXPLOITING THEM DOWN TO THEIR GENETIC STRUCTURE?

NO! IT IS WE WHO ARE STRIPPED OF ALL, ENSLAVED AND KILLED. THEY ARE COMING TO TAKE ME BACK TO PIECE TOGETHER MORE BARBARIC 'WEAPONRY'. I ONLY HOPE THE MONGRELS ARE POSTED NEAR THE FACILITY I WILL BE SLAVING IN.

I don't get it...how do you things reproduce...I mean I get that you guys lay eggs but...that's just so weird!

Are you familiar with a hug? Because I wanna give you one.

>>3969868
The MNU does not allow us to have physical contact with humans or even each other anymore. I saw a protester outside the gates of the district 9 slums once...she ran past the gates with flowers in her arms. She tried to get to a fellow miner who was returning home from his work...they shot him before she even reached him.

>>3969901
D:

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 2 times now.

FUCKING INTERNS GTFO MY /TV/!!!!!

GO VIRAL MARKET SOMEWHERE ELSE.
PUT THE EFFORT INTO MAKING A SHITTY SPIN-OFF MOCK NEWS REPORT YOUTUBE VIDEO FAGGOTS!!!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>3969909
/b/ and /v/ are <- that way.

>>3969909
this is amusing
i too feel they should gtfo

I support equal nonhuman rights.
But as it is a movie and not a documentary, I see no personal issue.

>>3969909
>>3969937
>derherpidurp not enough megan fox threads durpy durrrrrrrrrrrr

Fuck off.

Attention:

This thread is now under strict MNU control. According to MNU District Control Charter Paragraph 2 of Subsection (k) all Non-Human Internet usage is prohibited. This district will now be under a Level 3 Lock-Down. Report to your assigned Emergency Shelter at once. In 10 (ten) minutes all shelter doors will be sealed. Any remaining Non-Humans outside of their assigned Shelter will be subject to punishment.

Please note that any resistance will be handled with deadly force. Be patient, as this matter will be resolved shortly. Thank you.

>>3969949
Our kind are peaceful human but your people have begun to stir things in us...ancient memories of a time before we rose above the same murky depths "humanity" finds itself in now. Come for us Lt. Col. Adam Burroughs and we will show you just how much we have remembered!

>>3969947

fuck you faggot I hate that greasy Megan Fox and Glau Downsyndrome bitch.

>>3969947
BECAUSE VIRAL ADVERTISING IS SO MUCH BETTER AM I WRONG

>>3970050
What the fuck is wrong with you, there is only one fucking thread for this and it's adding some life to it. Go fuck off and complain about transformers some more.

>>3970055
>to it
to what?
>life
lol

Trolls aside, I love this thread.

this is really transparently fake :[
especially all the fake adulation for the transparently fake shit

>>3970081
Wait, you mean aliens aren't really posting on 4chan?

I WANT MY MONEY BACK

I'm scared...I hear people outside but I don't think they can get me in here...I think I might be safe for awhile. I was really careful about keeping my computer hidden away...I don't think the MNU will find my hiding spot for some time.

I can hear them outside now though...footsteps, gunfire. I think they might have killed my neighbor...I work with him everyday in the mines. It's the closest I get to any real contact anymore. You people have to understand. The MNU was to silence us, they don't want the rest of the world to find out what is really going on here. If they find me...if they find the others you have to keep our story alive. You have to let the rest of your world know what is going on here.

I can't stay in my hiding spot forever. When I do not report in during the searches they will keep looking. Eventually they will find me...and they will take me away like all the others. I don't want to die in vain.

THIS THREAD IS THE BULLSHIT THAT HAPPENS WHEN A BOARD DOESN'T HAVE MODS.

MOOT, GIVE /tv/ BACK IT'S MODS!!!!!

>>3970130
>THIS THREAD IS THE BULLSHIT THAT HAPPENS WHEN A BOARD DOESN'T HAVE MODS.

You mean Mods prevent decent threads?

>>3970130
I asked about this, they just mocked me

>>3970150

What did they say?

>>3970130
are you on crack? this thread is great!

>>3970181
Some people can't appreciate a good time. I found this thread incredibly fucking amusing. Sat down with a cup of coffee and lol'd at some aliens, what's wrong with that?