amanda bynes is a decent actress
1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-09 07:58

i just watched 'she's the man' and it was very funny. it could have been awful but her performance saved it.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-27 20:53

CUM ON MY FACE WHORES

Star Trek starships are too big
1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-03-06 01:58

Galaxy Class Starship:
length - 642.51 meters
width - 463.73 meters
height - 195.26 meters

That's fucking huge. in volume that's at least 10 times bigger than the biggest football stadium in the world. you could fit over a million people in there.

stupid star trek

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-03-07 03:44

They also are whores.

What if Alan Moore were a Tie Fighter? How would things be different?

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-29 18:38

Remember the days when non-black people used to portray blacks by wearing makeup?

At least then you knew your mind wouldn't be polluted with the sight of a real negroid because it's likely most negroids were in prison.

HAHAHAHAHA

Anyone still watch LOST?
1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-17 13:46

That show is getting weirder and weirder. There is virtually no plot anymore and there are commercials every 10 minutes. I am about to quit, I am starting to get into Heroes though.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-03 01:49

thar are naked bitches on my tv an is givin me a bonero.
muy
my
bonero!!

Chris Angel Mindfuck
1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-08 00:32

When you see it, you will take a shit

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-01 01:24 ID:7wLYVVdg

So I'm watching this thing on the movie channel in Canada. It has Ed O'Neil, so my interest is held. Then some queer-faced retarded guy shows up and it's like Twin Peaks was leaking. What the fuck?

What's the point of the text board? The only one who *has* to post an image here is OP, and that's so easy even the chimpy glautards figured it out right away.

1 Name: Tristan Miller : 2007-06-30 19:03 ID:z3Ybm/Eo

I like that scene where that hot chick gets raped by a tree. She has nice breasts, and it was cool when that long and thick branch or root rammed itself into her vagina. Could someone upload a pic of that? A GIF image would be nice.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-01 17:04 ID:/Viui7IL

Utter tripe. So many loose ends its shocking. What happened to the children who followed untill the river? Why the hell were the spanish there? What happened to the two other aztects/maylans(whatever) who walked up to said spanish boat. What does the family do next? Why does it start on one character as a main then move onto another one pointlessly?
Anyone any other faults you found, feel free to point them out.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-03 13:41 ID:fungnCz0

SHUT THE FUCK UP

3 Name: Very Strong Guy : 2007-04-03 15:52 ID:GTrtuJwz

No i dont want to...tell your mom to shut up.

Im very strong i can beat you up.

No NO dont try to run to your daddy il beat him up to.

Should blacks be able to direct movies?
1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-29 22:31 ID:F8zK99Rj

Lets examine movies such as Crossover and Stomp the Yard. Done examining? OK, so back to the question. Should blacks be able to direct movies?

I think we will all agree on a FUCK NO.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-23 00:07 ID:zbinNYp8

truth

haha, I love this thread

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-25 21:49

Seriously.

I'll be back in 5 years to check for replies.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-27 21:44

http://gentleurl.net/LBEZF/

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-28 02:26

Alright. See you then.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-24 10:03

I like how this was saged almost a month ago exactly, with no replies since, and is still on the first page.
Sage to prove my point.

What? Text board?

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-06-18 03:02

celebrity phone numbers go

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-06-27 18:32

0791 894894739 Paris Hiltons Phone Number

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-13 20:00

kathy griffin

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-03 20:00

you need


http://www.supportbook.com/


or fuck HELP!

5 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-05 13:12

911
Miley Cyrus

6 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-05 20:57

>>5
That's not her at all!

7 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-05 22:21

Wrong >>2 Comedian Paris Hilton Phone: (310) 990- 7444 Fax # : e-mail: Web: Info: heir to the Hilton hotel Carol ...

8 Name: Anonymous : 2008-08-31 14:45

WHORE BITCH SLAPPER CUNT

9 Name: bradley : 2008-09-29 15:48

what is cheryl cole phone number

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-01 10:59

Anyone like this show? Miley Cyrus is pretty and has talent at singing and acting.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-02 15:05

It's a kids show.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-06 00:33

Her dad is the luckiest man alive

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-06 04:45

>>1
I FUCK HER

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 02:37

or someone who knows one. hook me up please. i have a screenplay and it is really cool. hollywood needs new ideas rite? just gimme a chance. will give half of profits to anyone who can sell it for me.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-05-18 15:29

I'm tired of japanese scatting on small japanese women.
I want to see japanese guys shitting on and raping a large
american tied-down hormone-grown soldier against his will.

Any such videos available? I'm sure japanese ladies would like to see videos where american soldiers are dominated as well.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2005-11-19 00:48

I went to see harry potter today, and they played the new trailer, it looks like they are remaking the first movie.

Do we really need to see the origin of his story again? Wernt the comics,cartoons, movies, and smallville enough?

1 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-15 23:35

FUCK TREES I CLIMB BOUYS MOTHA FUCKA

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-13 13:27

-la vita e bella

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-22 14:39

The Day the Clown Cried... Jerry Lewis' lulzy sick masterpiece

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_The_Clown_Cried

http://dis.4chan.org/read/tele/1222356900/1-40

1 Name: Rorschbob Ronchpants : 2008-12-25 02:10

Fox acquired the rights,but does this actually mean anything?

Someone answer me before I cut something.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-27 02:01

Sounds like it.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-27 13:27

Directions on how to heal a Cat-Bite [version 1.0]

1. Gather materials: Pliers, Vodka, lighter or match, firewood, metal object, hand lotion, journal, pornographic magazine, gloves, pencil, moist towlette, Duct tape
2. Inspect wound area, describe and draw it in your journal.
3. If cat teeth are imbedded in the wound, use the pliers to extract them, and discard after drawing them in your journal.
4. Open the moist towlette and use it to clean the area. Discard after use.
5. Pour vodka on the wound, and drink half of what remains. Store the vodka for future use.
6. Temporarily put on gloves and obtain kindling and firewood.
7. Use the lighter or match to ignite the kindling, and build a fire.
8. Holding the metal object (spent 7.62 x 54 casings work well) in the pliers, heat it in the fire for several minutes.
9. Apply the hot metal object to the area of the cat bite. Discard.
10. Drink the remainder of the vodka. Discard the container.
11. Apply hand lotion to the wound. Cover wound in duct tape.
12. Boost your morale by using the excess lotion and the pornographic magazine to fap.
13. Scan area for hostile cats.
14. Pack up your things
15. Extinguish the fire
16. Leave the area.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-18 06:13 ID:oA5s7TMh

True story.

>>3952421
Yes Newfa-friend, there are other boards than the ones you see at the top of the page.

Go to the main page and you can see the textboards there.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-01 23:39 ID:a4x+9xoh

Does anyone else think that Pricess Fiona is hot, even in ogre form? Everyone else I talk to disagrees with me, but I think shes really cute. Nobody has a prob admitting that theyd do she-hulk, so its clearly not a greeness issue. I think shes gorgeous and would love to tap that ogre ass. Shrek is one lucky bastard. Anyone agree/disagree?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-03 00:27 ID:332oEdN6

jerking it to hentai is queer enough, a fucking green ass monster is too far, you are fucked up man!

3 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-04 23:25 ID:Urm71mB+

I'd give her a 7.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-05 01:50 ID:2C/c/5aT

>>1

u make me fucking sick

5 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-10 11:58 ID:u468G2vg

jerking it to hentai is queer enough

----you in the wrong forum man
forget fiona

imagine how big shreks dick must be

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-04-04 23:16

People are annoying. All these new shows on CBS and NBC and WB and UPN and FOX are about people in dramatic situations that I do not care about. Why should I care what these fictional people are doing despite the interesting series hook and engrossing previews? It is about people who could just as easily die, and I would not care. We need less shows about people, and more shows about ROBOTS.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-21 11:37

Anyone watch it?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-23 04:13 (sage)

Its fucking terrible.

1 Name: anon!jpoO3JpRA2 : 2005-03-29 20:38

Cranky, sarcastic Vicodin addict with a bum leg solves obscure medical mysteries while avoiding clinic duty.

Diagonis: awesome.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-16 23:14 ID:haUFlrAb

??

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-26 01:11

I saw the Dirty Harry series. It was fun to see Alcatraz in that one of them.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-28 21:09

The good, the bad and the ugly
For a fistful of dollars
For a few dollars more

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-01 18:23

clit lol

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-10 06:44

cunt eastwood

5 Name: Anonymous : 2008-01-14 04:39

he shuld change his name to poop shitman because that is a funny name

1 Name: Anonymous : 2009-04-24 11:02

plz?

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-02-28 10:01

I think this is the most exciting war movie

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-02-28 11:14

I DONT THINK SO. I DISLIKE WAR MOVIES. BECAUSE WAR MOVIE IS VERY SCARY.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-13 16:44

The outrageous new show about an ER surgeon who doesn't play by the rules!

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-15 16:06

Who's the nigger in the Washington Mutual commercials? I've seen his face before. I swear he was on the Drew Carey show as one of his occasional coworkers, before it jumped the shark. Maybe not. I've seen him in many, many movies playing bit roles.

Oh by the way those commercials are racist and ageist. Notice all the "mean, evil" bankers are old, white men?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-22 16:53

you use the word "nigger" to refer to the actor and you're accusing the ads of being racist?

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-04 17:21

amirite

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-05 00:49

>>1
Agreed. She was pretty hot in "The Mask" but after that she failed to give me massive bonar.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-05 03:21

Also she has the mouth of the xenomorph from Alien

4 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-05 13:40

I liked that scene where she says "you're to big to fit in here" and she grabs her pussy

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-28 02:08 ID:mTaHEeTB
The Geico cavemen have become part of pop culture. What do you think of them.

Poll: Are the Geico Cavemen
Poll Options
Are the Geico Cavemen
Gay
Emo
Bi
Jewish
Other

1 Name: How 'bout anon? : 2007-08-26 11:17 ID:BDuSXJq3

I checked some myspace's of porn actresses and most of them earn between 90000-180000$ per year. Do you think thats too much? I mean they do not have any special talent or something, they just lay down, let some guy fuck them and thats it! They look pretty, but nothing else. Sucks imo.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-09 17:43 ID:Mq5eCQ5I

about how every convorsiten went like this

rosan:my cunt is huge

jackie: ROSSANA

rosan: WHAT virgina

crstly:ROASANA

rosana:TAWT

dj: MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

rosana: STFU DJ MY PUSSY IS HUGE

crstly: LETS HAVE THE BUTTSECKS

rosana dike dasughter: who wants gay sex

everybody: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-10-31 08:32

What's the point of this board when we have a perfectly good /tv/ board? Why the fuck would anyone want to give up the ability to have images over just text?

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-31 04:17

They are space robots, right? It was really distracting, and I kept flipping channels after about a minute of seeing some of that flick.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-27 18:41 ID:d8klrzQ2

suck zach braff's dick now plees

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-27 20:39 ID:tBp7Gm1Z

Greatest use of the English Language since Shakespeare.

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-29 18:51

The pleasure of being cummed inside

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-31 23:31

People claim movies have subtle messages meant to shift our opinion on certain issues, or portray certain things in a positive/negative/neutral light, or feel more concerned or more desensitized to different behaviors. Of course it's all speculation whether these moments are meant to mean anything, or just carelessly draw notice.

What are some scenes that seem like someone is trying too hard to manipulate your views?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-08-01 04:07

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1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-11-24 01:52

thar is dis tv show i uzed 3 wach wid dis chick dat is chasn aftr dis monster n shit. i thnk it waz on upn in da late 90s

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-11-13 15:10

i have been looking for ever for this movie, block buster dont got it, i cant find it on the web, if you find it please post it
johnny pneumonic