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Anonymous 05/24/09(Sun)21:51 No.3670418  

Hey America,

My name is Jack, and I protect every single one of you. All of you are decent, hard-working, citizens who spend every second of their day oblivious to the people threatening your lives. You are living a life of relative solitude. Honestly, have any of you ever killed a terrorist? I mean, I guess it's nice living a life free from danger, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even better than living in the Middle-East.

Don't be a stranger. Just send me your best lead. I'll do anything to protect our country. I saved America multiple times, and even had to turn on my own friends. What do you do to protect others, other than "get the cat out of the tree"? I also kill everyone I want to kill, and have a really resourceful partner (She just tortured someone; Shit was SO un-American). You are all civilians who should keep an eye out for anything suspicious. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my partner