>get off my lawn!

This shit rarely happens. Do you go to movies in bizarro world?

Also, lol'd at Grinman in bottom right of OP's pic.

You know what I do when I go to the cinema? Wait a couple of weeks. Then it's empty as fuck and you can pick any seat you like, preferably right in the middle.

This is why I only go to the movies in the middle of the day on weekdays so I get the theater all to myself.

>>3635264
>This shit rarely happens

Crying babies have ruined three movies for me. Sandals have ruined about 10 movies(I don't know why sandals are so god damn popular here). Niggers have only ruined one movie, as have explainers. Cell phones have ruined no movie for me but i've heard of it happening when I worked at a theater someone complained.

So in total that is 15 x 8 = $120

I'd rather stay at home.

I once went to a theater at noon on a Sunday. It was almost completely empty. I should do that more often.

DON'T GO TO PRIME TIME SHOWINGS OF ANYTHING OVER PG

DON'T GO TO MATINEE SHOWINGS OF ANYTHING UNDER PG

DON'T EVEN LOOK AT A THEATER DURING THE WEEKENDS

That is all.

I live in a civilized country, I can't relate to OP's problems.

Get a job where you have a weekday off.

Go to a film at an early time. I love doing things when everyone's at work

>>3635285
I went to see Star Trek on opening night. Worst cinematic experience in my life.

I'm never going to the movies if I go to America.

question for amerifags

whats special about cinemas in NYC? i hear people talking about them, that you got to experiance them when you are there?

>>3635299

I went to the late showing of Star Trek. It was quite pleasant.

I live in Germany.

>>3635287
I live in Italy which couldn't be defined civilized and I have yet to see all that.

Sunday in the day time if you live in a religious part of town is a good time to go. Weekdays any time before noon is a good time to go.

I used to work in a theater and that is when the theater was most dead. DO NOT go in the afternoon, DO NOT go on weekends at night.

>>3635326
That's because you're german and you are just a mindless drone.

i worked at a cinema a few weeks back, did you know these open about 10 in the morning and are fucking empty except a few old people. the golden hours.

>>3635338
If I can't find someone to go with me I always try and get to those morning/early afternoon sessions. Love 'em

I wear sandles but I actually keep my body clean and dont put my feet up

>>3635343

yeah i didnt realise till i worked there, always thought they opened around 3 or somthing.

>>3635336

What's that got to do with anything?

1. go when there are no kids. Daytime (when schools are still in) or vey late at night
2. see #1
3. See #1. Those times reduce the # of people in general
4. call worker to have asshole kicked out
5. see #4
6. see #4.

Don't be afraid to have some fucking balls. I once had a pair of seniors kicked out for talking too much. If you pay good money, then you have a right to expect the movie to not be ruined by bullshit.

4. Explainers: I came home for a weekend & saw star trek w/ my dad brother & little sister & my dads a trekkie & he started explaining the WHOLE tv series to my little sister & then explained how it was similar & different from Star Wars for a good 15 minutes DURING the movie

>>3635252
1. I rarely encounter loud kids for some reason and if I do they are shut up pretty quick.

2. Only had this once and they left immediatly

3. I hate these people so much, but it's never a huge issue.

4. My best friend needs everything explained to him ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuck

5. The only niggers I've ever encountered were about 5 or so guys when I saw Crank 2, but they were only loud during the previews.
6. I've only had this once too. It was some guy in his 30s sitting right next to me and he talked on his phone for about 4 minutes before me and the guy behind him told him to shut the phone off or leave. He was all pissy for the rest of the movie.

>>3635320

Here here, seems to be an American thing to clap at humours or epic scenes.

For fuck sake, save it for the end of the credits if you must... but really... who the fuck are you applauding, the 15 year old changing the film reels?

7. Sleepers. I've been to a couple movies in the last year where people fall asleep(usually some fatass guy in his mid40s) and snores so fucking loud it's unbearable. I can't remember the exact film I was seeing but the guy and his wife were sitting 2 rows back and a bit to the left of me in a relatively empty theatre and the guy sounds like a fucking motorboat. After like 15 minutes of everyone in the theatre looking at her she finally woke him up

Whenever I read these threads I feel so lucky I don't live in america.
I remember another one about how people behave in grocery stores, it was like horror stories.

>>3635425
>I remember another one about how people behave in grocery stores, it was like horror stories.

Now I need to hear this.

>>3635368

Fuck you.

>>3635325
I want to know this too

I saw Star Trek yesterday (Wednesday) at 1.15, we had niggers in the backrow shouting at each other and eating half a shops worth of food. At one point, they pulled out a big tin of something. A fucking tin.

"WOAHHH GREEN TITTIES ROUGH MAN"
"HAHA THAT GUY IS RUSSIAN"
"WHAT DID HE SAY?!?!?!!?"

Fuck you cinema.

Just go by yourself in the middle of the day, it's awesome. And cheaper, sometimes.

>>3635252
chloroform solves most if not all of these problems.

>>3635640
Sauce please?

>>3635640
luke guldan

>>3635677
You are my favourite anon ever. Meet me behind /fit/ in 10 minutes and I'll suck you off.

>>3635667
/fit/

If you're quick you might catch the thread there dedicated to him.

>>3635640
oh hi there penis

>>3635701
By "dedicated" you mean there are 3 pics. But thanks.

>>3635702

I once went out with a girl who didn't shut up during the entire Indiana Jones movie (The new one obviously). 'Haha in a fridge thats soooo dumb, aliens now? oh my gooddd thats sooo stupid haha'

I laughed along because this chick was pretty hot and we pissed off most of the people around us but she just did not give a fuck and to be honest I was having a pretty good time wrecking an albiet shitty movie for others. I know this sounds like a troll but sometimes BEING the douche is great.