nothings funnier than white trash under pressure

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whenever there's a fat black chick on it's always gold.

"Ma'am, calm dawn or I will tase you."
"F(beep) YOU, MOTHER(beep)! I DIDN'T DO SHIT!"
"I'm not going to warn you again."
"(20 second beep)"
Cop tases her.
"OOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

Every. fuckin. time.

Traffic stops lead to drugs every time.

Cops is easily one of my all time favorite shows.

>>3422781
I think they started the show Speeders just to use the other 99% that they film.

Love this this show, but I remember something that makes me rage. They were going on a moonshine bust in my home state of West Virginia. The two state police guys found their mark, and started talking to him. They subtitled both the cops and the mark. It was in souther W. Va. but those accents aren't as thick as antebellum south. They never bother subtitling that region or the inner city lingo.

I noticed that the white people are usually spaced the fuck out or apologetic where as the black people are load as fuck and angry.
Same with the crimes.
White people, it's usually drugs and theft.
Black people, usually violence related. Aggravated assault and the like.
But there are a few exceptions.

Cop: So, tell me nigger, we found 4 pounds of crack in your pants, is it yours?
Nigger: THAT AINT MINE U PLANTED IT FUKKEN WHITE COPS BRINGING ME DOWN AW HELL NAW!!!!
Cop: Hmmm, so what about this roll of cash, looks like about 12 thousand dollars?
Nigger: YEAH THATS MINE I'M HOLDING IT FOR MY COUSIN!
Cop: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Cops taught me that all black people are drug dealers and all white people are drunken wife beaters. And none of them can afford a shirt.

Black guy after running from the cops and being tackled: "WHAT DID I DO!!!!"

>>3422806
Oh god. I remember that episode with the black midget.
Oh fuck.
He tried to run away. The cops were holding in their laughter.

Best thing I ever heard on Cops:

"Now let me get this straight, ma'am. Your ex-boyfriend is your mother's fiance?"

>>3422824
Oh hillbillies. If you weren't actually real, no one would believe you existed.

Undercover Hooker: Hey there sexxy, wanna have a good time????
Man: okay i guess
(camera cuts to lieutenant in police surveillance van)
Lieutenant: MOVE IN BOYS TAKE EM DOWN HELL YEAHHHHH!!!!!! HELICOPTER SQUADRON YOU ARE GO FOR TAKE DOWN!!!!!! BATTALION FIVE YOU ARE GO, REPEAT GO!!!!
(400 SWAT officers in full breach gear swoop in on man)
Man: holy fu-------
400 Cops: QUIT RESISTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lieutenant: TODAY WE SPENT A QUARTER OF A MILLION TAX DOLLARS TO BRING DOWN A VICIOUS SEX OFFENDER JOB WELL DONE MEN! HUUUAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Cameras? Is this COPS? I going to be on tv!!!!"

The show Jail is made by the same people and airs on MyNetworkTV.

You will never see a bigger collection of losers in your entire life.

>>3422801

Indeed!

Wha hoppen?

The people who make cops should really get recognized for the amazing work that they do. It's certainly not easy to lug a camera around while chasing a spry black man with everything to lose. The russia and japan specials were especially great, considering the cold war was still in effect.