Coraline

> Tim Burton never let's me done amazing movie Will and this on to DVD collection

> good, could of been better
remake,likeyu know , whatever

> this was an impeccable movie, done in true Tim Burton fashion.

It's like I'm really reading a post by Sin Epnepsi.

help me remember a shitty movie other twilight.. i can't really think right now..

>>3394503
Meet the Spartans

>i hope sandler and smith do more movies together cuz they are both funny seperately but straight up gutwrenching hilarious as a team!! this movie is without a doubt a for sure 10/10!!

>Very funny movie, Adam Sandler and Happy Madisson always deliver!! Not to mention Jessica Beil is super duper HOTT, and Dan Akroid, Rob Schneider, Vin Raymes, Steve Buscemi, and all the other regulars made the film even that much better. Definately worth the time to watch, 9/10, 4 out of 5 *s, and two thumbs up.

>i liked this movie even though its gay but anything Adam Sandler does turns to Gold! 10/10

>>3394528
The movie is I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, by the way, but all Sandler movies have basically identical comments, because he always delivers, apparently.

I noticed this too, OP. It makes me fucking rage.

Let's play a game of Guess The Shitty Movie.

>Good movie, lots of action, gory..
Unfortunately the story sucks probably because its based on a comic book.

>What major piece of boring..oops fell asleep just thinkin abo..

> the movie is pretty fine.. the actions are scoring.. but some scenes, some dialogues were really really 110% corny.. the blue guy should have worn something down there than a speedo and in some scene nothing! :O.. but there is someone who really hit the spot.. the famous energy provider guy.. he is got an amazing personality and sexy expressions though he looks anorexic!.. p.s. its loong so make sure you finish your homeworks before you watch :P itz pretty confusing too

>sigh where was britain in this

1. Go to /tv/
2. Start a thread about a movie you either like or hate
3. Read the subsequent comments
4. Realize that this is the way the general public thinks
5. Rage

>>3394635
See, it doesn't work like that at all, because /tv/ is just too removed from the general public/real life in general.

>>So this movie was reccomended to me but alot of my older aunts lol. So i decided to give it a chance and i really honestly wish i didnt. It was such an incredibly boring movie. The only semi non boring parts were the parts w/ robin williams and even those parts werent that funny. And i mean whats w/ putting these kinds of messages in children movies. I mean i understand that it an important subject but let kids be kids for now. I really didnt like this at all but i cant really say dont watch it because obviously everyone else liked it lol. I give it a 3/10

>>3394634
Dis is outrageous mon.

The Fifth Element

>Worth the watch, once 3/5

> The singing lady was amazing and i loved th emovie even though will smith wasnt in it!! I must b ill!! :-D

> Well i don't like the way this movie being made other wise plot acting action everything got an A but due to bad direction i give it a B. 3/5

I'll stop here before I have a heart attack

>>3394635
No, we're not how the general public views movies. We have our own flaws, but we're a completely different case altogether.

Watch-movies though is a frighteningly accurate look at the general mindset regarding various movies. Frightening both in how accurate it is, and in the fact that it's accurate.

>>3394631
Something with Larry the Cableguy

>johnny depp one and only..10/10..


FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>as i have sead befor the person who made the saws movies realy knows how to make them .. i hope saw 6 is even better cant wait to see it ..

>This is the best of all horror movies. All Saw movies. This one didn't disappoint either. It looked so real I had to remind myself to breath! 5/5

>The series is so good oh my god keep them coming will never get tired of these excellent films.

>>3394715
Hahahaha

Antz

>I liked it. Disney movies are always good to see

>the best movie i've seen in months.its hilarious i love it

>this was really funny I say watch, it really watch it 100/100

>i think meet the spartans was 1 of the most funniest movies i ever seen. I would defenently give this movie 10/10

>this movie has mast hilarious comedy ever seen

>OMG SOO FUNNY !! ROFL

>YEAH THIS WAS A GOOD LIL MOVIE AN IF ONE CAN'T SEE THE HUMA IN IT THEN U ARE JUST SAD AN LAME

>>3394634
good god almighty what a horrible review.

>>3394634
>sigh where was britain in this

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

THAT'S IT

SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET

>>3394754
___ Movie. Date?

Mine- Disaster Movie:
>It had its funny moments, but I started playin on my phone and missed something because I didnt get the ending. Not sure if it even had a POINT, I give it a 3/5.
>I didnt get the ending
>I didnt get [it]

>>3394754
Typing like that hurts my eyes. God damn.

>>3394662

>>3394775
Disaster Movie:
>This movie was hilarious. Even though it doesnt makes that much sense, the parodies are good. The song at the ending was hilarious also. 5/5
>THE MOVIE SUCKED..IT SHOULDNT EVEN MADE IT 2 THA THEATERS
> no matter what anyone else says this movie is definitely one of my favorites!
i agree it is stupid but that's what makes it so great!
its a relief sometimes be in a different world that isn't so serious.
This movie is extremely funny!
I think that everybody should see it and suggest it for everyone!
definitely watch this!
5/5 =)
>this film was .. i had to trun it
of i was fulling to sleep

The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008)

>realy good movie, absolutely enjoyed it. great watch for everyone. 10/10 keanu reeves is a great actor and done realy well in this film, he pulled off the alien character incredibely.

>I thought that this was a really good movie and I would give it a 4/5.

>Wow, i really enjoyed this movie.. it just show's to be kind to your earth, as you only have one to live on..(we don't get a second chance).. 10/10

>>3394795
Now I thought it was semi-decent, but shit.

>>3394795
>keanu reeves is a great actor and done realy well in this film, he pulled off the alien character incredibely.
ffffuuuu

Joe Dirt

>i like it david spade so much and his movies

>wat a movie to watch ..10/10 n hatss off 4 JEO DIRT

>it was a really good movie. funny all the way but was a little emotions in some parts.. awesome..10/10

>This was a great movie with a really good story.The acting was good and had tons of recognizable faces like David Spade,Christopher Walker,Dennis Miller,Rosanna Arquet,Kid Rock and others.I give this a 5/5 just for it's originality let alone how freakin funny it was.I recommend this to EVERYONE!

>Maybe when this movie was made it was good..
>Being a sci-fi fan I was very disappointed.
>All I saw were people acting as if they were robots..
>no robots. nothing to show for being robots.
>no intense action scenes.
>Good atmosphere.. except for the excessive use of >spotlights that seemed like an out of control disco.

>I was bored from start to finish.
>And quite honestly.. the story didn't even make sense..
>The end made absolutely no sense..

>3/10


Blade Runner

>>3394863
Oh no my head blarg im ded

Blade Runner

>This movie is what all other Science Fiction should strive to be plus Sting is in it, he always plays a great villain in movies like Feyd Rathura in Frank Herberts Dune

It has to be a troll, it just has to be.

>Maybe when this movie was made it was good..
Being a sci-fi fan I was very disappointed.
All I saw were people acting as if they were robots..
no robots. nothing to show for being robots.

LOL ROBOTS SHULD LOOK LIEK ROBOTS

>absolutely pathetic. stupid copy of twilight, with the characters of edward and bella switched around. very dull and will put you to sleep. the dialog was very boring .. sounds like a rip off from a primary school play. Dont waste your time on this rubbish. overall 1/10, and that 1 was for actualy bothering to make this movie.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOMEONE HELP ME

>>3394863
>>3394879

Replicantmind

>>3394863
ROBOTS THAT LOOK LIKE PEOPLE? THAT'S CRAAAAAAAAZY!

>I love Seth Rogen, so I went to see this in theatres with my fiance and a friend of ours. We absolutely loved this movie, it was entertaining and hilarious. I recommend this movie to my other friends, and suggest anyone looking for a good comedy, watch this film. There is some nudity and foul language, but anyone who has seen a Seth Rogen film will know to expect that. 5/5 stars!

>I really liked this one..dark comedy for sure
the way at times the movie was laugh out load funny then kinda sad and off putting only to then go right back to a halarious joke i thought he actually killed the flasher, and that the movie was going to end sad
all in all it was a really funny movie, not alot like his other movies but awsome all on its own

Observe and report....

>>3394882
I've never wanted to cut someones throat more in my life....

>>3394907
on the flip side though

>I have had funnier surgical procedures than this!.

The acting was abysmal, even all the teeny mall rats wouldn't like this one.

My Niece asked me to get her this on DVD, but it would be the worst present since I bought Anne frank a drum kit!

This movie was the biggest waste of money since Jerrycurl asked Kojak to do their TV advertisments.

MAKE IT STOP!

Snakes on a Plane- "shoulda been a porn flick "

WHAT IS THIS? I DON'T EVEN.

I really want to believe that this isn't an accurate reflection on how many people view movies.

>>3394975
sometimes it's hard to fully comprehend how high of an intellegence percentile 4channers actually have compared to the mass populace.

Yes, even the trolls and underage b&s.

>Pathetic movie. hardly funny unless you have a crude sense of humor. pathetic plot, bad acting, not worth watching. when someone dies the blood sprays out. ridiculus.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

>The movie was a bit boring with the girl at some parts.. overall it was good..
--------
>This movie was allright.. It was for sure very creative and also had preety good action scenes, but the ending of the movie is what messed this movie up.. the ending was dull and incomplete. Thats why this movie only deserves 3.5/5
-------
>10 min was enough then go look for a better movie
-------
>i wish leon didn't die with 1 minute left in the movie by getting shot from behind from the person who was chasing him, right when you finally thought he would escape

>Garfield rocks and so does this movie 10/10

>It's so amazing.. I love this Fat Cat soo much that I can't say. It is funny, interesting and fun. The sarcastic funny nature of him is brilliant. 5/5

>Live it, Love it, Own it. This movie ROCKED.

>this one was really good and I bet the second is gonna be better. 9.6/10

>That cas is so adorable! Funny, funny movie!

That's out of 8 reviews.

>>3395011
I raged so hard I feel calm again

2001: A Space Odyssey

>I don't so Acid, never have, never will. This movie made no sence what so ever and if you say it does, you're fooling yourself. I have wanted to see this for a long time, but now I wish I didn't waste over 2 hours of my life. POINTLESS, BOREING, OVERRATER, NONSENCE. I could only see people on acid liking this, which was very common in 1968. Overall I am not glad one bit about watching this, not even if it is considered a classic.

>>3395024
what's this?

>>3395081
>leon

>>3395073

I think doing LSD would actually RAISE his IQ, since it's clearly in the negatives.

Only faggots and little kids use those sites enough to write reviews on them. If you want to see where the adults write reviews, check Rotten Tomatoes, IMDB, etc.

>>3394882
This is the best one.

>>3395111

i concur

>>3394941
lolwut
I am disappoint.

>>3395084
what the fuck is wrong with me, i was thinking Resident Evil's Leon.... FUCK!

>crazy russian is right this movie is in russian with english subtitles, only watched first couple of minutes so have no idea what its about ,might be missin out somebody gave it four stars might have to watch later, to late to read. p.s. crazy russian is wearing a nice top, wish her pic was bigger

>>3394882
This MUST be a troll. No one could possibly think they are the same thing.

>>3394941
WAT?

>>3395150
What movie?

>>3395155
You'd be very, very surprised.

>>3395097

I hope you're being sarcastic..

I can't even visit imdb anymore, the stupidity on show angers me to such a level that I end up taking it out on my girlfriend and dog.

Rotten Tomatoes is worse still.. When a retarded redneck prick completely misses the point of some fantastic film it's annoying but when it's a person being paid for their opinion, a person whose opinion will influence others... FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

e.g.

http://www.nypress.com/article-19175-the-wrestler.html

>>3395150
lol, saw that one on Stalker.

I accidentally a new thread

>>3395183

>>3395177
That review is completely correct. The Wrestler was terrible, and both Rourke and Aronofsky have done far better. Hate to break it to you, but you're part of the mindless flock you're bitching about. Enjoy.

> I Want To See This Movie So Badly!
The tv spots I've seen for this movie and the plot makes me want to see this movie very badly. But I boycott theaters and don't go to them. I appreciate this website and the privilege to watch movies for free, but the dude who bootlegged this movie didn't know what he was doing. And before the illiterate mongoloids respond with "yoor getin to watch it four frea!! quite complaning!!", I'm going to say, yes, that is generally the concept with this website; however, that's not the case with this movie. No one is -watching- anything except for nothing. You can hear the movie, but that defeats the purpose of "motion pictures". For people who don't have the time or money to go to a theater or people like me who just don't go to them who were really wanting to watch this movie even if it is a bootleg, I feel we have a legitimate reason to be upset. But oh well, I'll just rent it in a few months.

>>3395215
was not

>>3394364
on Back to the Future:
guitarman94:
>This is a Classic. This film started the whole time travel genre. None other can compare to the Back to the Future Trilogy. Nothing.

AND THEN THIS NIGGER barbwirepain:
>what about the star wars series

STAR WARS TIME TRAVEL IS COOL BRO
fuck.

>>3395264
was too

>>3395268

The Time Machine by H. G. Wells begs to differ.

>great fantasy animation.. some people thought that this was a flop.. i think they're wrong! i really enjoyed watching this film! highly recommended..

>That our culture has become so unimaginative that this movie wasn't enjoyed in the theaters as much as it should have. It's an ALL NEW world, nothing about it is a remake. If you are tired of the same old fantasies with humans, elves, and dwarves I recommend this movie. I saw it in theaters, couldn't resist the glimmer of hope that maybe we may see more someday, new movies, new stories, and new worlds. I pray that they don't try to do sequels of this like so many, sequels always ruin a good thing, but I do hope to see more from the writers and production companies.

YOU HEAR THAT /TV/? YOU'RE THE PROBLEM, FOR NOT APPRECIATING SOMETHING NEW AND INNOVATIVE!

>>3395284
hmm... you DO make a strong case. Perhaps I was wrong in my initial assessment, THANK YOU FOR OPENING MY EYES BROTHER.

BLESS YOU WISE ANON

>>3395297
lol its Marc F. Adler. How are you enjoying the responsibility for the WORST FLOP OF ALL TIME?

>>3395059
>>3395059
>>3395059
>>3395059
>>3395059
same for me...wow.....just wow. i mean its one thing if you don't like their comedy but to .....wait im past the rage to calm and back into double nigger rage FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

>>3395290
well i don't argue for him, i know there were many other time travel movies. but it is just the point that the dude said star wars was a time travel movie LOL.

> Garl Lee
ah ..no kin 2 Bruce Lee but this :watch" is A must see, I'm through, I have not the skillz of madd azz women..Jeez z p, fellas, ah b......careful..5/5


on machine girls....

wuuutt??

No more, /tv/. No more.

>>3395268
>Back to the Future
>created the time-travel genre

Fast & Furious

>movies is very good a 5/5 wats next?

>It ended the way it should have; brothers 4 life. Great movie.

>i injoyed it ,left it wide open for a fifth part 5/5

>this was a really good movie and worth watchin

I'm confused...

3:10 to Yuma
>very spaghetti! would buy.

Yep.

>>3394694
>> The singing lady was amazing and i loved th emovie even though will smith wasnt in it!! I must b ill!! :-D

I love how Will Smith is a requirement for good movies.

>>3394694

>There Will Be Blood has a wonderful cast of top-notch actors in their prime, the setting is historical and the events are interesting, however, the peice itself lacks the type of moving consistency that brings a picture together. It was a good movie, but the length and pace were not cohesive enough to make it something I would relish seeing over and over. I do not want predictable, but I do prefer some entertainment infused with my historical events, I thought Dances With Wolves was better!

>3/5 i was expecting more


>very boring really had not plot but Daniel-day lewis is a great actor

>Alien vs Predator
>Very Darwinian. Survival of the fittest and all that. An awesome film, with really excellent acting. I especially loved the woman's acting
>This is my favourtie movie. There was a lot of action and it was straight up shooting! I don't see how anyone could not like it.
>Loved the setting and style of the film, also the way they matched Alien and Predator against each other, plenty of action, good story line. Excellent CGI 4/5

ASDHSGHASFGSAD

Pokemon 2000

>Probably the worst pokemon movie, even though it was quite good!

>This movie was a grave disappointment.Kids would be bored in 5 mins. No verbage at all. I stopped watching after a half an hour.1 star for animation.
>Wall-E


GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

> I THINK THE ORIGINAL MOVIE WAS FAR BETTER THAN THIS ONE..5/10

>i just wasted 1h 40mins of my life watching this!