You don't need to watch this show, it will be canceled soon

Also, you can always read the bible for the original story idea

I know, I think his family is being completely unreasonable as well. The only thing I can think of is that they are all backward inbred hicks, except David of course.

Don't worry though, just watch the end of the episode.

I'm not going to read the bible, and I know it's going to get canceled, we can't have nice things etc, but I'll enjoy it for as long as it's around.

>>3373605

Yeah, I forgot to put in the hate on the fucking redneck retards that they are, thanks for putting it more eloquently.

It's a terrible show, with terrible writing.

>>3373586

Ive never like his mother's character. She's a stubbern bitter old country woman. Rest of his family is full of retards as well.

Everything else about the show is good though.

>>3373642

I liked her when she was all "my son is special", but now that she has more than one dimension, she is pretty shitty. Fucking shitty family altogether, I can't wait until they put depth on the other members of the family and they turn out to be even more horrible than we thought. The dead brother seemed like a good guy too.

God, I just hope they nuke the family's house directly, maybe Jack is jealous of how much David loves his family, or some shit like that, and arranges it. I mean, if it's going to get canceled anyway, why the fuck not?

it's an allusion to typcial retarded inbred american hillbilly families from the south

>>3373685

So I've noticed.

>>3373605

So what was so great about the end? David being fucked over by Michelle? David getting some shitty "off camera" thank you by his mother alone?

Katrina was hot as fuck this episode though.

I fucking hate his family, especially his whiny cunt brother and and his dumb bitch mom.

>>3373843
I didn't say the ending was great, they just sort of resolve the family issues. Well, at least until the next time his brother tries to kill someone and then gets mad when he gets put in prison for it.

That being said, I would be perfectly happy if David's whole family got blown up next episode and we never heard from them again.

>>3373628

1. Saul got their dad killed
2. Saul got their brother killed
3. Saul gave away the land the dad and brother died for

>>3374121
Are you quoting the right guy?

Also, it's Silas, not Saul, and he didn't get them killed.

>>3374152

Well it's not Silas in the original story, but since we are talking about the tv show...

Also, what did the heals in Culkin's room mean? He's a cross dressing faggot? Or he has a secret girlfriend or something?

>>3374248
He's boning the queen. Remember when she was bitching about how she lost her shoe?

>>3374300
Bricks were shat.

>>3374300
That also explains why she decided to call him back from exile. hmm..

No fucking way, that's a god damn lie, there is no way there is incest displayed on this show.

At the most, he stole her shoe and came in it because he has a foot/shoe fetish.

That's it.

>>3374458
Ian McShane mentioned incest among the vices contained in Kings, so it's not really that far removed from reason.

1) what is this show about
2) are there any hot chicks?
3) is it worth watching?
4) can you just jump in and watch any ep, or do you have to start from the beginning?

>>3374475

1. Story of King David reimagined or some shit, I've never read the original story so it's fun for me.

2. Yes, currently two, unless you're into milfs, in which case 3, maybe 4. Maybe 5.

3. Hell yeah it is mother fucker.

4. You'd be better off going from the beginning, there's a whole lot going on. Plus the beginning has the whole David vs Goliath thing, which is essentially David pwning a fucking tank.

>>3374475
1) Alternate timeline present where the major nations are monarchies, serious business ensues
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) You'll probably have to start from the beginning, check it on Hulu

>>3374493
>>3374507
Sounds cool. Thanks. I will check it out.