>>3265820
I am glad I never watched this garbage.

>>3265845
i'm glad you are an elitist nerd. Chicks dig my degrassi shirt, i gets sexes for my styles yo.

JOEY JEREMIAH
The lovable guy who always wore that hat. One, if not themost popular character in the Degrassi universe. He once conceived a plan to buy a car by taking bets against his walking through the Degrassi cafeteria naked; his plan would've worked, but Duane (the Aids guy) tipped off Mr. Raditch.. for shame. Joey played keyboards in The Zit Remedy(who later became "The Zits" in high school), and was a full school year behind Snake and Wheels (after failing grade 8). Hewas the ladies man.. Always attempting to pick up the chicks (a smoothie is what he was). He dated Caitlin off and on.. and hoped to eventually marry her.. but his newly discovered sex drive got the better of him one summer. Joey ended up cheating on  goddess Caitlin for the not only loose, but wide open Tessa Campineli. His reasoning that it wasn't wrong? She asked himout.. Not the other way around!

>>3265895
far from elitist, i tend to like many things people look down upon but i watched this crap and it was like nails on a chalkboard crap. both the old when i saw it when young and the new.

STEPHANIE KAYE (STEPHANIE K)
Stephanie was easily one of the most important characters through the first two seasons of Degrassi Junior High. In fact the very first episode of DJH was based on Stephanie and her presidential election race at Degrassi. She played the girl who liked to dress like a whore at school. As Alexa's mother would later say of Stephanie's clothing.. "a lady of the night". In the mornings she would come to school dressed all nice and normal, then enter the bathroom, and instantly became a hooker. Joey really liked Steph in junior high, but alas Steph's heart was dedicated to Wheels.. She dated Wheels a couple of times, but it always ended in failure.. An episode that is still shown in schools around the world is where Steph, the twins, and Lucy all get drunk and go to the school dance. At the dance, right before she is to give a speech about raising money to save starving Ethiopian's, Steph throws up..

>>3265918
ahhhh sorry a young elitist nerd without any culture.
the only good degrassi was the old degrassi
now enjoy your virginity
feel free to bump the awesome that is this thread new friend.

SNAKE (ARCHIBALD "ARCHIE" SIMPSON)
Friend to Joey and Wheels, Snake was the shy giant of Degrassi. In Degrassi High, Snake was best known for discovering the suicidal corpse of Claude (pronounced CL-OO-DE). After skipping out on class to take a relaxing leak, Snake enters the bathroom..notices blood all over the floor and calls out to the stall; "hey buddy are you all right?" NOPEthe person inside was not all right.. needless to say Snake suffers emotional trauma, and skips school for an entire week. The lead guitarist of "The Zit Remedy", Snake wailed and played his heart out for the band. In the early days of Degrassi Junior High, Snake was a metal head! (he even wore vintage Iron Maiden t-shirts). Snake was known for liking all kinds of girls, but the one that really stole his heart was Melanie. . Melanie had a thing for him back in junior high as well, and the two dated a few times.. but again it didnt work out.

>>3265904
Joey Jeremiah now.

>>3265922
fapfapfap

WHEELS (DEREK WHEELER)
What can be said about our pal Wheels? He certainly ended up having the shittiest life on Degrassi. In the beginning he is dumped(given up for adoption)by his cool rock and roll dadMIKE, then he is adopted by nerdy parents (nice coke bottle frames Mr. And Mrs. Wheeler)...then he almost scores with Stephanie Kaye.. then he is forced to wear glasses.. and then his parents are tragically killed by a drunk driver, while the Zit Remedy cut their first demo tape at Joey's. All this before High School even began! Jesus Christ!!Then if things didn't suck enough for him, Wheels was forced to go live with his severely old grandparents; the nagging grandma, and the basically dead grandpa that likes to watch wrestling on the sofa. Fed up, Wheels then went on a quest to find his real dad MIKE.. who had sent him a post card birthday wish telling him how great the crappy rock band he was in was doing in Port Hope Ontario (or Kingston, which ever you prefer). Wheels decided he should go visit his real dad. He plays Bass after all, maybe they could start a band? Ahh fantasies. On the way to see him (Wheels hitchhiked.... smart) he was picked up by an officialPedophile.. the perv touches Wheel's thighs "Come on Derek.. this will feel good". Wheels jumps out of the car, and held up a rock.. ready to strike if the pervert tried anything more.

>>3265963
>>3265922
>>3265904

Where the fuck are you getting this descriptions from?

>>3265993
>Port Hope Ontario (or Kingston, which ever you prefer)

Two hours apart on the 401.

CAITLIN RYAN
The pretty, yet really smart girl that no guy could keep at Degrassi; this was Caitlin. In the early days of Degrassi, Caitlin thought she was a lesbian. Why? because Miss Avery liked her a lot, seemed to always be hanging around with a certain woman, and Caitlin had Erotic Lesbianic dreams involving Miss Avery as well. They moved on oh so quickly from that storyline, as Caitlin quickly found out that Miss Avery was merely friends with the mysterious woman, and that she hugs/kisses all her friends (can I be your friend Miss Avery?). That would have been an interesting concept, but ANYWAYS. SHE ALSO GOT VIRGIN FUCKED BY JOEY YEEEAAH

LUCY
Lucy was and will always be the brains of Degrassi. A girl with so much promise, a girl that everyone knew would do well in life. Lucy had many a adventure, and has also been with the Degrassi cast since the very beginning. Her first best friend was the nerdy  VOULA. Lucy was always left home alone, because her parents worked so much.. and this led her to a life of crime. One day Lucy, and Voula were shopping for slips or bra's.. and Lucy decided to steal one. She had done it before. It wasn't even a big deal if they got caught. They were only kids.. this was her theory anyway.  They both ended up being caught by the store security, and this pretty much killed the friendship (Voula was grounded forever basically). Lucy was once "molested" by MR. COLBY, a supply teacher that gave Lucy extra marks, and molested her by "touching her arms" ooh! now that's a crime!.

POS.

LD was the tom boy at Degrassi that took part in all things athletic. She also took part in refraining from all things female. Degrassi Junior High saw LD  a great swimmer, and helped propel the girls swim team to victory over the boys swim team.. she also told Melanie that she had breasts (boosting Melanie's small ego).LD's mother died when she was very young, making her afraid of hospitals.. so when her dad goes in to the hospital for heart trouble.. LD refuses to visit him. LD's best friend was Lucy who helped her out with make up and other girly related things (since she was basically a dude). Lucy gave LD a complete makeover, clothes, hair, make-up.. the works. It must have taken hours. LD of course looked hideous when the makeover was complete. To show her gratitude to Lucy, LD walked out of Lucy's house. Waited for Lucy to go back inside, and then proceeded to take the make-up off complete with disgusted face. Nice.

>>3266053
>I'm a youngfag who never even heard of the 80s until a few weeks ago.

IIIIIITSS ALLLRIGHT BECAUSE IM SAVED BY THE BEEELLLLLLL

>>3266080
>Canadian teen drama
>POS

Pick one.

ARTHUR KOBALOWSKIE
So misunderstood.. This young man had much potential for being cool. He wore sweatpants. He was into magic tricks and gags, and he liked wearing berets. Had he chosen not to be such a dweeb, maybe he could have been that much needed tambourine in the ZIT REMEDY?. His best friend was YICK (See BELOW)all throughout junior school, and for the initial few episodes of Degrassi High. Arthur was pretty smart, and his big sister was Stephanie K. After their parents divorced,  Arthur went to live with his Playboy dad (who was a crazy joke loving mailman). Young Arthur started having dreams where he "sorta... leaked? " thus  he and Yick decided to call into the  "Sex with Dr. Sally" radio show(who was really Sue Johanson.. real life Canadian sex-pert). According to Dr. Sally, Arthur was perfectly normal.

these kids will never understand 'all the way with Stephanie K'

Yick Yu was DA MAN!. In his early years on Degrassi, Yick went through many events that shaped his life.. First event of course is crossing the ocean in an immigrint boat hoping not to get robbed or killed by pirates. Next was when he accused Mr. Raditch of being a racist, or something.. He was always getting bad marks on his assignments.. so he and the coolest guy on the show ARTHURdecided to conduct a little experiment. He handed in all of Stephanie K's old assignments (Stephanie K was Arthur's sister.. see the connection?.) except he replaced her name with his. He compared the marks, and they differed. wait a sec.. this story is dumb..who cares.

MELANIE (MELANIE BRODIE)"Kathleen! you are such a prude!": Melanie's favorite thing to say. Melanie started out as a pretty awkward character in the Degrassi universe. Who could forget when she didnt have breasts? Or what about the time she lied to Yick so she could go out with Snake?. Joey made fun of Melanie with such classic lines as "Hey Melanie, you're so flat the walls are jealous!".. but L.D came to Mel's rescue, and threw Joey into the Degrassi pool. Melanie had nice braces, which she wore for only about a year (that's about how long I had mine on for also). Melanie was gaga over Snake, but every time they would go out (or attempt to go out) it would end in failure. Melanie got her braces off, and as a gift, got 20 bucks from her mother. What does she do withi it?  she blows 20 dollars on Pizza and "Soda" with her buddies.. soon after that, Snake asks her to go to the Gourmet Scum concert, but alas Melanie has not a 20 dollar bill to spare.

>>3266094
Nothing beats Degrassi. You're too stupid to understand the legacy of that show.

SHANE- THE IMPREGNATOR!
SHANE SHANE SHANE!!! this guy had the second crappiest life on Degrassi. He had sex in grade 7 with Spike see below for Spike infoand she got pregnant.. How could he be that young? wow.. in grade 7 all I thought about was Nintendo.. anyways back to the bio. Spike had the baby, and Shane attempted to be a dad for a while.. but his parents were strict.. and he failed. His 'rents attempted to send him to Military school.. but he got out of it somehow? .. A few months past, and he discovered drugs with Luke (a real bad seed). The night of the "GOURMET SCUM" concert saw Shane drop some acid.. After the concert, Luke let him go home by himself, he was high as a kite, and jumped off a bridge. He became a vegetable, and didn't appear in a Degrassi episode for at least a year. When he returned to school, he was obviously retarded; He couldn't speak well, and if irritated he would say "STUPID JERK.. SHOULD BE KICKED IN THE HEAD".

>>3266159
>Nothing beats Degrassi.

SPIKE (CHRISTINE NELSON)
Well Spike first mistake was porking Shane.. man.. its not like she was drunk; and Shane really wasn't all that appealing (unless she wanted to have sex with someone who looked like Bill from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure") Anyways.. she wore braces in the early years.. you know, the classic 1960s model (the cover the entire tooth style).. but this doesn't really matter. She was frowned upon in Junior high for setting a bad example for the other girls. The mothers were afraid that their daughters would become also become pregnant. All they really had to do was expel the root of the problem: SHANE (the real bad seed). Spike left Degrassi to take some time off (like maternity leave.. but she was really just playing hooky). Over the summer she had her baby Emma, and they lived happily ever after. Spike was known for her (dramatic pause) WICKED ASS HAIR!, that and her love for punk music (I wish she could have worn some Black Flag shirts on the show). She dated an Irish guy for a while; I think his name was Ivan, but anyways. Her best friend was (and still is..) LIZ ,and she even made Liz is the godmother to the baby Emma

LIZ O'ROURKE (Elizabeth the angry)Liz was Spike's best friend throughout the years on Degrassi. She was god mother to EMMA. One of her most memorable moments (Degrassi junior high) was when Joey thought that she was "easy"; so he tried to have sex with her. Keep in mind that they were only in Grade 8. This was also from the same classic episode where Joey buys everything in the drug store just to blend in a box of condoms. It doesn't work, because the cashier asks for a price check on the condoms, and old people behind Joey laugh at him. Joey tries to seduce Liz, but it fails.. and he gets thrown out of her house. We later learn that Liz was abused as a child. As I have stated above.. every child issue is covered in the Degrassi episodes. Liz is anti abortion and fought with the pregnant twin Heather I think.. or maybe Erica? DAMN TWINS! (Yes it was Erica, I just watched the episode last night). It is revealed in episode:" everybody wants something" that Liz was supposed to be aborted, but her mother said NO!; this explains why Liz hates Erica so much. Also Liz was big on the "against animal testing" movement that was big in the 80's. She was quite the spokeswoman.

B.L.T. (Bryan Louis Tannelbalm) B.L.T. dated Michelle.. you might remember her? she was the whiner (who cried like Niagara falls), her dad was also a racist.. which wasn't very good for good ole' BLT. They two went out for like 4 years.. and BLT helped Michelle through some rough times: her bout with caffeine pills, moving her into her apartment, and I think that's pretty much it. After all that time you would think that BLT would see a little "Jungle fever" type action.. but no luck, I think he made it to first base with Michelle. Finally he dumped Michelle for less controversial black chick (Cindy), and when Michelle found out that BLT had been seeing Cindy behind her back... she dumped milk all over his head in the cafeteria while his peers looked on in horror!! OOOOO!! man.. that is some bad stuff. BLT is also remembered for being the guy who was always on the basketball team.. way to go BLT. He was also called "the dreaded N word" by a bad seed at "Borden High" and got into a racial scuffle, and when the dust had cleared BLT was given a warning never to fight again.. so he didnt.

MICHELLE (who cries like Niagara falls)Michelle was typically the girl in the background for the first couple of seasons of Degrassi Junior High. One day Michelle, and her best friend Alexa went out to eat lunch at a park near Degrassi; BLT and Simon came along for the fresh air. Somehow Michelle and BLT hit it off, and became steady boyfriend and girlfriend well into Degrassi High. This filled the inter-racialaspect of the show, and gave DEGRASSI one more topic to add to the issues covered list. Michelle is an interesting person on the show. I'm not really sure about this, but I seem to remember Michelle being told by her parents that she was only 16 years old and that she couldn't do everything that she wanted to do. Her parents then break up, and she goes on to live with her dad. Anyways.. they live together for some time, then Michelle celebrates her 16th birthday? YES! its true! (well at least I think its true..) I don't know whats up with that. Michelle's racist father gives her a ring that belonged to his grandma or something

Claude: this was one troubled guy. His problems started when he raided the Degrassi Drama department wardrobe room. Who did he think he was? Hamlet? This guy dressed in THEE worst crap I have ever seen. He thought he was pretty tough with his little mustache.. ohman, and also he had a MASSIVE ponytail.. what was it..? 1 inch?. Well somehow he weaseled his way into Caitlin's pants.. and Joey didn't like this too much.. Poor Joey.. he didn't discover the Claude/Caitlin connection until very late.. BUT FEAR NOT!! Claude's parents soon divorced.. he was hassled by his friend (Joanne that girl who cried when he died), and he dressed like a fairy.. so he killed himself. How did he get a gun? who knows.. we all know that in Toronto any teenager who dresses like Hamlet can get a 9mm. So he blasted himself in the Degrassi Lavatories.. and poor Snake discovered the disfigured corpse.. not only scarring him for life with the horrible sight, but also backing up his pee.. Snake later needed a catheter to urinate.. To top off his "who does this homo think he is?" image.. he sent Caitlin a letter after his suicide that basically blamed her for his death.. awww poor baby. Well he is dead.. and the school got over it in like 2 days

ITT one faggot copy/pasting

THE EROTIC TWINS (HEATHER AND ERICA)The twins..I think twins are pretty cool.. They are fun to look at, and I bet they have lots of fun with all the pranks they pull. But lets face it.. these twins didn't look exactly alike. One had nice teeth, and the other had not as nice teeth. The both slept in the same room in their underwear and bras (ohh). One was a sex machine and the other was more subdued. The sexier twin Erica got knocked up one summer at camp (by Jason.. that non pulling out bastard!), and decided to have an abortion (every teenage issue is covered in the Degrassi universe)except she runs into problems.. I guess Heather didn't want her sister to have the abortion, and attempted to talk her out of it-- she failed. The troubled Erica went ahead anyways and had the procedure completed, but she ran into a mob at the clinic.. She thinks the worst of her problems are behind her, yet her problems only get worse.. nightmares start, and she gets into a fight with that lovable skinhead LIZ. They fight because Liz writes on Erica's locker (in lipstick) "MURDERER". Erica had known that someone was out to prove the anti-abortion point (by sticking dead baby pictures in her locker.. but she didnt know it was Liz..) Their fight lasted a second, and that was it. Lots of hair pulling, lots of shouting. Erotic.

CLUTCH (a real BAD ASS) One of the coolest guys at Degrassi, this was Clutch. He started out as one of the bullies when the grade 9's visited their future high school (Borden High). Clutch and his nerdy black dude sidekick (Paul) made fun of Snake and Wheels.. this was uncalled for! During the visit Lucy caught the eye of young Paul, and soon the 2 had a date together. They broke up because Lucy didn't want to pork Paul.. anyways..Soon Erica somehow scored a date with Clutch (by asking what Sign he is? if only it were that simple..) and during a date at the bowling alley Clutch falls in love with Lucy instead of Erica. They went out for a while until Clutch developed his alcoholic problem (he was in high school! ). Lucy dumps his drunk ass.. and Clutch spends a few months just chilling in the background of Degrassi. He had a really crappy car with sparkles on it..it was pretty much the worst car even seen on Degrassi. Even worse than Snakes mothers car; and it was sooo cool that Joey and the Zits wanted to use it for their music video.

>>3266313
>one faggot copy/pasting
>4chan

DUANE (THE AIDS GUY)Pretty sad ending for this young man. He basically started his career on Degrassi in highschool (Yes I know he was in Junior High, but aside from fighting Joey, and picking Scooter up, he did bupkiss). He was part of an elite group of kids in Degrassi who were very tough!. They were the kind of kids that always enforced initiation, and the one group of kids they always picked on were Joey's Club (wheels, snake, and Joey). This continued on for 2 years, and Joey hated every minute of it. After Joey flunks a bunch of classes he is put into the special needs class. All this is find and dandy, except.. Duane's Club is in the special needs class! OHHNO!!. Joey is tormented daily. Duane is basically a bad seed. He ratted out Joey during the "nude walk for money" scam which Joey almost pulled off. But during that episode Duane finds out he has aids. This completes the "school issues" cycle, and every single thinkable issue is covered by Degrassi episodes. Duane keeps it to himself for a long time, and puts up with gay jokes from his friends, until one day during a fight in the bathroom with Joey he cuts himself and gets all bloody. "DO YOU WANT THIS ONE YOU" he says to Joey.. "WHAT IF I HAD AIDS.. YOU COULD GET IT" Duane says.. Joey reply's with "HEY IF YOU HAVE AIDS.. ILL PEE ON YOUR GRAVE" (or something to that effect). Duane starts crying and Joey leaves. After that Joey and Duane get alone real well, cause Joey keeps his secret from the world. In the final episode.. Duane goes to the prom, and no one will dance with him.. Then some girl does. that is all.

KATHLENE- one messed up CHICKKathleen was one of the toughest characters on Degrassi. A smile from her was very rare, and whoever made her smile should feel extremely lucky to see this pretty side of her. Kathleen was best known for getting beaten by her bearded boyfriend SCOTT- see below. Her best friend from early in the Degrassi series was Melanie, whom she had shared many a good time with. We are first introduced to Kathleen's tough life by seeing her DRUNK mother. The episode revolved around some of the "Quest for the Best" Degrassi gang having to watch a videotape, and Kathleen was the only person that owned a VCR (wow, my house has 5 of them.. nooch). They arrive at Kath's house.. and out stumbles the drunken freak that was her mother. She told horrible jokes, and looked really dirty! (Kathleen even got smacked around a little.. CHILD ABUSE). The next thing that sucked in Kathleen's life was she was anorexic She, like most girls thinks that she is fat, when she really is not..so she starves herself.. throws up a bunch..and she passes out; Miss Avery the lesbian saves her from death (no mouth to mouth however..) In Degrassi High, Kathleen falls in love with Scott. Scott is much older, and is pretty tough (did I mention he had a wicked beard?). Scott beats Kathleen up all the time, for stupid things such as: talking to Luke about doing a drama presentation, being late (15 mins late that is), and not commenting on how good his beard looks. So they keep going out, she keeps getting her ass kicked, then finally they break up! (sob). At a girls only slumber party later on in the series, Kathleen whips out "drugs" and teaches all the girls (Melanie, Miya, Diane, Caitlin) how to do POT. Kathleen soon faded away.. I assume SCOTT came back and killed her, then buried her or something.

SCOTT- The beating Kathleen bearded HOULIGAN!This guy was FUNNY. . Why oh WHY did Kathleen fall in love with this hoser? I don't know!.. In the picture to the left you see Scott withouthis magnificent BEARD!. and to the right with the cool BEARD!.. trust me ladies, this was ENOUGH to attract any woman in the world. Scotty was very jealous.. and he beat Kathleen up for anything and everything that pissed him off. One day she had to work with Luke after school on a drama presentation, forgetting that she was supposed to meet Scott outside. Scott waits outside, and finally bursts back into the school and finds Luke and Kathleen working on the drama thing.. he thinks they are humping, and tells Luke to get out so he can kick the crap out of Kathleen. Luke allows it, he must’ve been stoned that day. So after Kathleen gets beaten, she gets the cops to arrest him.. THENthey break up. HAHAH, too bad. Scott was only going out with Kathleen for about a week, but already they had pictures taken together; and he even gave her a necklace?! who does this guy think he is? Romeo? I think his beard was an alien that made him aggressive.

SIMON & ALEXA- (The supposedly famous kid, and the girl who held his leash)Simon first appeared in Degrassi Junior high. All the chicks grabbed their collective "booties" because Simon was starring in commercials or appearing in the "underwear" section of the Sears Catalogue. Stephanie K (since she was so damn "hot") thought she could win Simon over easily with her slutty clothes; not the case said the young rollie pollie girl named Alexa. Alexa had scored some of Stephs street-walker-clothes before Simon had even arrived at Degrassi (remember Steph was trying to turn over a new leaf by dressing not so "open for business" like) Since she is curved in all the right places, Simon falls head over heels for Alexa. Stephanie K gets really pissed at Alexa, and they had a fight or something at Lucy's party. Steph demanded her clothes back.. but it was no use. To illustrate that it wasnt the clothes that landed her Simon, Alexa later returns all the whore-drobe to Stephanie K (after Alexa's mother finds the clothes and tell her they make her look like a Lady of the Night) Steph may have her clothes back, but Simon still likes his poon-tang Greek. Simon and Alexa basically stay together for the entire Degrassi show run, and wed in the final "Schools Out" movie episode. Simon is a big pushover completely pussy whipped, because he does whatever Alexa wants him to do... And Alexa was a fat pig in my opinion.

>>3265952
sorry fag, im 26...enjoy YOUR virginty kid.

ALEX YANKOU (a true /b/tard) What was with this guy? If you were trying out for a television series that didnt pay much, and would pretty much put a social mark on your head as being "that loser from Degrassi", why would you try out for the part of the biggest nerd ever on Degrassi? Here is another lifer on Degrassi street... from the early shows, right up till the last episode. I dont know if it was a running gag on the show, but take a listen to most of the announcements from DJR, to DH.. most of them involve Alex in some way or another. Most of them involve his missing specs. Some of his most memorable shows? How about the time he couldn't play poker and had to stay at home to right his massive essay.. he couldn't stay up, he drank tons of 80's Pepsi (the narrow cans!), he couldn't type cause of his bitch mother next door, she kept bugging him that the tap tapping noise was too much for her, so genius puts a pillow over the typewriter. He falls sound asleep on it. As mentioned above he dated Tessa, but wouldn’t make a move on her until she practically begged him for a kiss.. he whips off his glasses like Clark Kent, but sadly.. he isnt superman underneath.

NANCY (the fat chick)What can be said about Nancy? A goodie tooshoes? Hell yah! An annoying person? Hell yah! A vital member of the Degrassi cast? HELL NO!. Some memorable moments involving Nancy included her getting her drivers license first over the more deserving Joey and Snake. Although she looks to be nice in the picture to the left, don't believe it! After she got her license, she received a new car from her parents, and drove it to school the very next day bragging about how her parents bought it for her! It is these little moments that made her so annoying.When Joey failed grade 8, she took almost great fun in spreading the news.. "didnt you hear? he flunked".  In Degrassi Junior high, Nancy was head of the student newspaper (The Degrassi Digest). She didn't help Caitlin out at all when she wrote the paper on "Keeping Spike at Degrassi" She could have at least talked to Mr. Raditch, but instead of going against Mr. Raditch.. Nancy: "the teachers pet" decided to take the teachers side.

What the fuck is this?

I WANTED TO FUCK CAITLIN SO BADLY

OP here,
here endeth the lesson. I was reading this and thought someone might enjoy. So i copypasta while I read. I left out heaps of stuff as well as a few minor characters. Here is a pic of Caitlin nowadays, still hot

also
>>3266435
I'm older than you, have more class, style, culture, education, herpes & have had more hot girls. Man my dick is like a personal kickstand. I'm so awesome they call me suave.
hehe I knew you'd be back best friend, now go be lonely. attaboy