shit sucks you fag

Can't believe I had doubts this wasn't going to live up to the manga... holy shit that was awesome

Mind = blown

now. i am going. to end. it.

by it i mean my acting career

i really don't think /tv/ said anything of the sort. you must be talking about /co/.

oh, god

>>2978162
it's shit

fuck you for considering otherwise

>>2978211
/co/tard detected

meh. It isn't bad.... but it isn't good.

I... I think something just clicked in my head.

This isn't going to be awesome like the cartoon was. This is going to be awesome like Speed Racer was.

FUCK YEAH I CAN'T WAIT

Hollywood sure showed you fags

>>2978232
more like fags sure love sucking hollywood's dick

>>2978231
possible win?

>>2978232
Hollywood's been raping childhood memories for some time now

I don't know what you're talking about OP, but that was lame as hell.

ITS GOING TO BE GREAT
THERE IS NO RECESSION

the camera work was nice... that's about it

Huh. I just realized why they didn't give Roshii his beard, it would have constricted the actor during fights and stunts. Still wish they dyed his hair. He still looks too young.

>>2978231

Needs more stupid colors. Still, I'll probably be there when it opens.

i cant facepalm hard enough

How much does /tv/ want to bet OP is the director of this shit fest?

So, is the white kid going to be actually named Goku or are they gonna go, "This is your Asian name"? Kinda like having a Christian name.

Master Roshi: Leave it PUNK! You're getting your clock cleaned!

This... shit is so awful. Gonna Instant Transmission myself into the sun, good bye my fans!

It... Looks... So... Bad...

Still bad casting and acting.
Anyway, i dont think you can do a decent live-action Dragonball-movie how much you even try cause its very cartoonish.
This was just as silly as i expected.

What made Goku think that Roshi couldn't have dodged that?

Or did he just want to attack that bitch?

At first I was thinking this might be funny to watch based purely on it's awsomeness but fuck...that was...I don't know, waaaaay worse than I expected.

>>43s to 44s

Talk about a low budget editing trick.

>>2978317
Fuck. I meant it would be awesome because of how bad it was...shit, I'm tired.

So Goku shot a ki blast that was suppose to "end" Roshi, but when it hit bulma it hardly stunner her.

>>2978280

Not this race BS again.

>>2978396
Like you wouldnt rage if Batman was played by an asian.

>>2978354
SORRY

This movie is really astounding.

Ever see those stupid rip-off Italian movies from the seventies around and wonder what those dumb wogs were thinking? (see youtube for "Italian Spiderman" a parody of this)

Ever see those old and incredibly bad Bollywood rip-offs and wonder how those damn curries have the gaul to produce such a travesty?

Imagine being Japanese and trying to work out why some gaijin faggot thought this was a good idea in 2009.

>>2978162

This is pretty much what I expected, OP.

OH WOW
RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WHY DON'T YOU
JEEZ

>>2978429

It helps that Batman has a real nationality that is part of his character.

Goku is not an Asian person.

>>2978241
definite win .

Yallpostinginatrollthread.jpg

That or shitty viral marketing

or INSANELY HUGE SARCASM

or underage B&s

sage

since when did dbz become serious business?

oh wait this is 4chan, my bad.

>>2978501
Why is caucasian te default race?
If the comic where made in the U.S. he would be automatically caucasian and people would rage if he didnt look that way.
So if the comic is made in asia, humanoid aliens off course looks asian.

>>2978606
because anime characters definitely don't have pale white skin and gigantic round eyes amirite?

I really like how they incorporated the fast-punch fighting, which is the biggest "staple" in the entire series.

The biggest problem I have is the actor they chose for Goku. It's fine that he's not asian, but him having awesome hair would have made the entire movie.

>>2978621
And guess what? They represent Asian characters! White people in anime are represented as blonde and blue eyed and never with any other hair color and with "realistic" looking eyes.

It's hilarious ethnocentric dumbfucks like you think if a kid in Africa drew a stick figure, you'd think he was drawing a white person because he didn't make it all black with huge red lips and holding watermelon while wearing handcuffs.

>>2978621
Youre right.
They should do a live-action Simpsons movie with asian actors, cause every character is clearly yellow.

>>2978702
that's bullshit and you know it. i've seen plenty, and whether somebody is supposed to be from america, europe, or japan, they're all designed with near-identical characteristics. american characters often are portrayed as blond, but still hold many of the same body frame concepts. european-based designs don't even have THAT differentiation. it's only the other non-'western' ethnicities that have significantly-differing physical characteristics.

>>2978756

dragonballz has always sucked
whats tehre to bitch about or live up to

>>2978621
Japanese people have pale skin.

>>2978756
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brh6KRvQHBc

not asian but still stupid

>>2978772

i can understand people being pissed about watchmen being ruined or gi joe or transformers
but dbz has always been unrealistic and cartoonish which is exactly what the movie will be. the dbz anime in the dbz world was never considered a good anime, and neither will the movie, WHY IS EVERYONE SO RAGE'Y THEN

>>2978835
well, 99% of /tv/ has no girlfriends. you do the math(s).

>>2978805
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkzCmuxEIA&feature=related

Considering Bulma is human, shouldn't an energy blast have vaporized her, or at the very least, left her seriously injured? Other than that, not an epic fail, but certainly not good.

>>2978835
Yes, the cartoon is funny, goofy and FIGHTAN FOR YOUR FRIENDS and over-the-top. Goku is a simple guy, but you always root for him.

What works in the cartoons doesn't always work in the movies

It just turns out... gay. For a lack of a better word

>>2978910
i enjoyed the over the top cheesy anime/cartoon style for stuff like trigun or outlaw star not dbz
i always thought dbz was shitty

>>2978887
it was no energy blast
it was more like what Goku did with ChiChi in the last tournament in original Dragonball (He pushs his fist forward so quick that an "airwave" kicks ChiChi out of the ring)

I don't get why it's called Dragon Ball. There's no Dragon Balls in it ffs!

I WOULD FUCK EMMY ROSSUM SO HARD....

wow that's bad

wow, it's like Bullet Proof Monk all over again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZs48lJXhxM

Now THAT is a great fight !

>>2978162
Sorry, but I saw absolutely no brutal.

Not exactly sure where you saw it.

>>2980904
The film may share very few similarities to the manga, but the dragonballs are one of those similarities.

You're either a troll or very retarded.

>>2980939
that shit was fucking awsome

a dragonball movie should look like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVeQS_Qhv_8&fmt=18

>>2980968
at first i was like FUUUUUUUU-
but then i loled

Dragonball: The Movie they should have made

Starring:
Tony Jaa
Donnie Yen
Yanin Vismitananda
Stephen Chow

Choreographed by Yuen Woo-ping

>>2980968
FUND IT

>>2980968
Inaccurate. The girl android isn't supposed to be that hot.

Awesome vid, though.

>>2980980

>>2980968
>>2980968
give them frenchfags some money.

>>2980988
seriously !
that vid wasn't half bad

>>2980968
this vid is proof that it could be done right. but they just HAVE to srew it up. in a 2h dragonball movie i expect 30 mins dialog/plot and 90 mins asskicking. hell it would be enough if the made a film about the damn martial arts tournament. but no, they just have to fuck it up... RRRAAAGGGEEE

>>2981004
They just should have gotten a couple Van Damme flicks and edit them together, named the bitch DragonBall and put it up. I would have watched that.
It's the same as for the Star Trek movie.....
NOWADAYS EVERYTHING IN HOLLYWOOD HAS TO BE ABOUT ANGSTY TEENAGERS....

DAMN YOU DONNIE DARKO AND YOUR SUCCESS !

my eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees 0_0

>>2981024
what has been seen......

ITT: People who have only seen Dragonball Z and expect the movie to be based off that show and not Dragonball.

>>2981004
Please refer to
>>2981041

>>2981041
DB: Evolution isn´t anything like DB or DBZ. any movie regardless if it was about DB or DBZ would be better.
thus, kind sir, your argument is invalid.

lame lines for lame movie

>>2978162
"All that complaining you guys did saying it couldn't hold up to the manga and anime... and as it turns out it's phenomenal."

0/10

DRAGON BALL IN ALL VARIATIONS WAS NEVER GOOD. TAKE OFF YOUR NOSTALGIA GLASSES AND REALIZE IT WAS A POORLY ANIMATED, REPETITIVE, TERRIBLY WRITTEN SHOW THAT STRETCHED POWERING UP FOR FIGHT SCENES OVER 20 EPISODE WHILE THE FIGHT SCENE ITSELF LASTS 5 MINUTES AT BEST. THIS MOVIE WILL ALSO SUCK, BUT IT IS NOT RAPING ANYTHING THAT IS GOOD.

BELIEVE IT PUNK! YOU ARE GETTING YOUR CLOCK CLEANED!