Heard some skaters mention how 'awesome Rorschach is, dude'

Everyone was dead quiet. Seriously.

liek dis

>people in your theater
>Watchmen.CAM.by.KooKoo.avi

>>2974460
>CAM
>die

My theater there was ALOT of inappropriate laughter. Also about half of the theater started fucking clapping when Rorschach said his "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in her with me line" or whatever. Which fucking annoyed me.

Anyone who fucking claps at a movie in the theater needs to get shot. You go to a concert or a play your clapping as a way of showing the performers that you enjoy their work. Who the fuck are you clapping for in the movie theater you fucks! You're just being annoying.

>>2974470
;D

>>2974473
>Also about half of the theater started fucking clapping when Rorschach said his "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in her with me line" or whatever. Which fucking annoyed me.


What's wrong with rooting for the badass motherfucker underdog?

>>2974511
>What's wrong with making a lot of noise in a theater during a movie?

At the end someone said, "Fuck you Snyder!" Well I think that is what they said. I think they wanted to shout it but they were shy so they just said it loudly but still with an indoor voice.

People were for the most part silent. A couple giggles but no clapping. There was a general "what the fuck" feeling during the sex scene.

>>2974473

>My theater there was ALOT of inappropriate laughter. Also about half of the theater started fucking clapping when Rorschach said his "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in her with me line" or whatever. Which fucking annoyed me.

Were we in the same theater?

Ok, I keep hearing about the sex scene.

What was so bad about the sex scene? I haven't seen it yet, I will tonight, but what was up with it?

>>2974521
you're retarded if you go to a highly-anticipated movie with visceral appeal on opening night and expect everyone to be quiet and respectful.

People are excited. They get emotions or feelings and wish to express them in some way. The mentality of an opening night group is usually unified and if people can get reassurance and affirmation on their opinions, they love to receive them.

The accolades aren't specifically going out to the people who made the movie. It's going out as a non-verbal communique to others in the audience.

Yeah the sex scene was definitely awkward.

>>2974473

sounds like we were in the same exact theater. i don't mind people reacting to stuff during the movie, as long as they don't fucking clap after it's over. goddamn stupid.

>>2974521

ITT: Old men and bitchy ladies.

Get laid, faggot.

>>2974554
It wasn't that bad. It felt like cheesy softcore porn, but it felt like it was MEANT to be that way. It's hard to explain, but I liked it.

>>2974554

Don't listen to him:
>>2974579

The sex scene was awkward because it was about 5 minutes of the missionary position.
It was like watching a porno with a couple friends, it's just downright awkward. There's no other word for it.

I was a part of a big, loud, Los Angeles audience.

Everyone was your run of the mill dumbfuck who "OHHHHHH'ed" at every fight scene.

Entire theatre cheered at Rorschach oil burning scene. Everyone clapped at Daniel's sexual resurgence.

The only thing I contributed was a "BOYS?!?" when Dan cracks Veidt's computer, and there's a "Boys" folder in it.

Very good film, a not so good audience.

>>2974596
There was a lot more ass thrusting than you're used to seeing in a movie too.

>>2974554
I didn't find it awkward. I was staring at Malin Akerman's tits.

The Dr.Manhattan sex scene was hot... mmmm electric 3some

Dan's virgin ass sex scene sucked

>>2974596
Well, I suppose it'd be kind of awkward if you're watching it and thinking about whoever you're with thinks of it, but the scene itself wasn't bad.

>>2974562
was there boobs?

So hold the fuck up, there's a five minute sex scene?

>>2974615
Boobs of both genders. It was glorious.

>>2974619
No, it's only maybe 2 minutes at the most.

>>2974619
>>2974623

It definitely felt longer though.
I was just kind of sitting there going "aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwright this is strange, but it will probably be over in 5 seconds like Dr. Manhattan's sex scene."
But then it kept going, and I was looking around the theater and saw half the people hiding their face (looking around like I was, talking to someone, texting, or just looking down) and the other half watching the scene, but with a "raised-eyebrow" look on their face.

>>2974639
Why? People don't like sex?

>>2974648
Of course they do, but not in a crowded movie theater.
I'm sure every single person that watches it by themselves in the comfort and security of their own home would be paying full attention to it.

Jesus, this sex scene sounds fucking weird. So, I've heard the Dan one, how was Dr. Manhattan's?

I think the sex scene will be something that seems miles less awkward when you're watching it at home on the dvd, rather than in a room full of people and nerds.

too much slow mo in the sex scene?

>>2974648
Makes real life people uncomfortable.

Not me though I don't exist

>>2974657
>>2974665

Agreed

>>2974660
Much shorter, though a bit weird too. It mostly just shows him rubbing around her face and arms and her sucking on his glowy electric fingers and then more arms gradually pop up, it was really short though.

Dr. Manhattans was lulzy because there were two of him.

>>2974665
>room full of people and nerds
>people and nerds

>>2974678
IT'S LIKE LICKING A BATTERY

Generally decent audience. There was a lot of awkward giggling pattered around the place. Different people found different things funny, I guess.

The theater exploded with laughter at the "he threw him down an elevator shaft" bit, and clapped/cheered at "I'm not locked in with you/You're locked here with me" bit.

End of the movie got some spatterings of applause. I think most people enjoyed it.

What was so awkward about the sex scene? It was just a standard softcore porn scene. People were laughing and I was confused.

>>2974557

This is what Americans actually believe.

Someone laughed like a moron at the wilheim scream.

That was seriously the best movie experience I've ever had, even if it wasn't the best movie I've ever seen. My heart was beating so fucking fast when the yellow and black logos came up. The audience was great too, they were dead quiet for everything but the funny parts.

>>2974689

What theatre did you go to?

I once went to a movie theater in states while visiting and it was fucking retarded. Go to a theater in europe and be awed. No screaming, shouting, clapping, or any other unnecessary stuff.

All in all i think i came away from the movie rather satisfied. 2h45m didnt leave me with that annoying feeling of it being incomplete like the run of the mill 90m shit that hollywood produces.

The sex sceene, both casual and after the rescue, was well scripted.

Dr. Manhattan schlong pulled my eyes away from some sceenes.

some girl went awww during the confrontation at the end between Laurie and her mom telling she knows who her father was, and everyone broke out laughing at her

Patrick Wilson has a nice ass.

I was in a theater that was packed full of....fucking fratboys, most of whom I'm assuming hadn't read the graphic novel.

Cries of "Let's see your tits" or "OMFG get naked already" could be heard on a constant fucking basis. Towards the end, when malin akerman said "I have to get something off my chest" literally 10 different people said "Yeah, your shirt! hehehehe" at once.

Despite this, I had a great time. And yes, I did have sex afterwards. In fact, we did it to "Hallelujah"

What is it with you guys clapping and cheering movies?
Whenever I'm in the States I like to catch a movie coz it won't be out in England for months, but your audiences are like a downs syndrome charities day trip.

>>2974756
Dat ass indeed.

Holy God he was hot.

>>2974781
You mean it's not like that in Europe?

I need a plane ticket.

>>2974781
Ya see son, over here in 'Merica, we genuinely enjoy our lives. Gb2 your "tortured-artist" ridden piece of shit country you worthless eurofag.

>>2974792

Not in any theater I've been to. But beware, Germany for example is totally retarded with their dubs. So is France.

>>2974777
sigh, I feel so sorry for you.

>>2974801
I go to the movies to enjoy a movie. I don't want to listen to cunts that think they're funny or twats clapping.
The only noises that should be heard in a movie theatre are laughing and/or crying.

>>2974786
Even with the weight he had put on (which didn't seem like enough but it was still a good effort).

As a polite person, it was very hard not to burst into laughter during 99 Luftballoons.

>>2974833
I loled pretty hard too. I also laughed when he's like, "Whoa" or whatever when Laurie is mackin all up on him.

>>2974801

Well Terry Gilliam (an American who renounced his citizenship to become English) tried to direct this movie twice but couldn't get it of the ground.
Just imagine if he got to do it?
You guys missed out bro...

>>2974883
I thought he said that it couldn't be done.

>>2974909
and he was right

The five other people I was in the theater with were silent for the whole thing, except for the guy sitting in front of me smirking at the same moments I did (mostly the ones feeling the most comic-like, for example the movie showing the good ole' newstand with the comic nerd absorbed by reading). Shit was cash.

>>2974883
> Terry Gilliam (an American who renounced his citizenship to become English)

You felt like you had to clarify who he was on an imageboard with film-obsessed faggots? Mmk then.

I need a download for this. No one I know wants to go see it.

>>2974935
Well I mean more in the case of that it was impossible for him to figure it out and that is why he didn't do it and not because of budget.

>>2974966
Visuals are the one thing it did really well, do yourself a favor and go see it in the theater. Watching a cam release isn't worth it at all.

My theater broke into applause immediately after Rorschach's "I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me" line, after the fight scene.

People were hooting and whistling and cheering, and it was fantastic.

>>2974966
Go by yourself then. Why wouldn't it be socially acceptable for a nerd to go to a comic book film alone?

Some dude said "Extra crispy.." when Rorschach burned the prisoner.
LOL

A group of people did the wolf-whistle when Rorschach held Dan's hand. I lol'd pretty hard.

>>2974966
:|

Why is /tv/ bitching about audience reactions? I love that shit - some movies become instantly better with a good audience. Grindhouse was like that for me - entire theatre yelling and shit. Transformers was actually a great movie because the theatre was fun - HERE COME THE AUTOBOTS and cries like that.

For Watchmen, theatre could've been a bit better, but there was OOHHH'ing and yelling at the right places, and applause at the oil scene. And "awwwww" at the impotence.

I'm going to see it in an hour.
Can't wait to complain about how much better the book was.

>>2974995
>>People were hooting and whistling and cheering, and it was fantastic.
>>it was fantastic

In what way?

>>2975036
Because I'm watching a fucking movie, I don't need to be taken out of it by a bunch of jackass hooting like they're at a football game.

The entire theater would crack up for about 75% of the songs.

I actually think a majority of the people there had read the comic book though. There were more people dressed up than at an anime con and many had a copy of the book on hand.

>>2975044

It was an intense group moment; the entire theater, packed in at 2 in the morning and totally exhausted, was cheering for the same character at the same moment for the same reason.

I felt like I was in a room full of actual fans.

>>2974883

He was filming a script that put the story in the present.

Gilliam's Watchmen would have sucked balls. And I love Gilliam's movies.

There was a lot of immature giggling the first time we were presented with Glowing Blue Penis. Which we saw an awful fucking lot, by the way.

people started laughing when lorie hit the flame thrower button during sex

I saw it with a packed audience and the best responses were to anything to do with Rorshach.

I was giggling uncontrollably during the sex scene. The music was just too damned hilarious.

>>2975081
It really wasn't as DISTRAAACTING as people have been making out.
Unless the male penis exerts some kind of strange hold over you...

>>2975074
But... Kevin Costner and Gary Busey! FUCK YEAR!

>>2975094

I just sang along, then cried because it wasn't the Jeff Buckley version

>>2975100
WORD

RIP JEFF

>>2975124
BTW

LAURIE'S ASS MORE THAN MADE UP FOR IT.
(I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE A DUDE AND CAN RELATE TO THE HARD ON INDUCING VISION OF ASSZZZ)

>>2974792
Go to Britain, unless it's a kids film I can guarantee their will be no noise above quiet conversation levels at the end.

>>2975145

There may be polite laughter at jokes.

There was quite a bit of laughter in our theater, and a bit of clapping here and there.

Everyone either groaned in embarrassment or laughed during the sex scene.

I thought the movie was pretty good.

Some guy yelled "LOOK AT THAT BLUE COCK", and I yelled "MINE'S BIGGER"

>>2975384

OH WOW COOL BRO

>>2975412
I KNOW, BRO! BRO-ING IT UP WHEREVER I GO!

Anyone know where i can torrent this d(^.^d)
17 year old britfag who cant see it at cinema since its 18 and i have no fake id :(

>>2974648 Because no one wanted to see Dan's ass for that long
>>2975374 That scene was a little drawn out but the music choice for that scene was even worse.
>>2975384 My friend kept yelling Blue penis throughout the whole movie.

>>2975462

underage b& (yes even on /tv/)

We also can verify you're fucking retarded because you can't get into an 18 at the age of 17. My fucking brother got into 18s when he was 14 years of age.

Seriously just get the fuck out!

ITT: kids who get excited over nudity and sex in an R-rated movie

>>2975509
Well, it's not like they're used to it.

>>2974579
ITS CUZ SNYDER IS A FAGIT. WHAT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN WAS A WILD HARD LONG SWEATY FUCK. FOR GODS SAKE NITE OWL JUST GOT OVER HIS E.D. HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER SEEN AN OLD MAN ON VIAGRA. SHIT IS FUCKING CRAZY.

>>2975565
>HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER SEEN AN OLD MAN ON VIAGRA. SHIT IS FUCKING CRAZY

>Glowing Blue Penis. Which we saw an awful fucking lot, by the way.

>>2974639
For a year and a half i have raved about this movie to my dad who got me into comics when i was little (he was a casual reader, i became a full blown /co/mrade, neckbeard and all) and i am going to have to sit through this with him tomorrow. Dear god, the horror.

This is a good movie.

i couldnt say i fell asleep

>>2974473
same fucking thing with me.....if ft. walton beach means anything to you....

>>2974554

Synder thinks this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTiXoMCppw

makes for good sex music.

Christ, at least use a cover or something.

I just wished when Manhattan was in Vietnam and super big that they showed his junk then

>>2977605

Maybe he could have squashed the Vietnamese with gigantic blue cock.

The prison seen I laughed at and so did a few others for instance when he said he had to use the bathroom and the midget stuff

The best part was this small group of guys that started laughing when Comedian raped Jupiter. Every time he hit her they'd start laughing harder.

So of course, so did I.

I like how they show the fat dudes arms getting sliced. I felt like I was back watching Saw V.

Britfag reporting in!

lol you amerifags cant shit the fuck up for just a few hours just to watch a damn film?

Laughter is the only noise you are allowed to make.

Also, the sex scene was fucking hilarious, get over it, it was meant to be.

>>2977518
Sweet Christ.

Why didn't Snyder just keep "You're my Thrill"?