Clever girl...

>>2842596
That's not even funny or clever, you fuck.

Just watch the Mike Nelson/Weird Al Yankovic rifftrax of the movie.

"Must drive faster. Must drive faster."

Jeff Goldblum is being nervous and comical again

I love the part when this guy was shitting and the T-Rex rudely interrupts him by eating him.

"Ah Ah Ah, you didn't say the magic word."

Pretty self explanatory, along with the fact that Nedry was doing a funny dance on the screen.

Anyone else feel like Jurassic Park ruined dinosaurs? I remember myself and my other classmates knowing all the different dionsaurs and having favorites when I was a kid. But it's not that popular with kids anymore. JP was the first time dinosaurs were brought to life in such a realistic way. I feel like it took away the imaginative element that made them so appealing to the young mind.

Now I must watch jurassic park.

"...3"

That kid got electricuted.

>>2842673

Nah, Jurassic Park brought me to another level of looking at dinosaurs, 'cause everything I saw in books are fucking 2D drawings.

"You shouldn't use my name."

"Dodgson, Dodgson, we've got Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares."

>>2842700
LOL forgot about that one.

"now thats a big pile of shit"

>>2842673
uh, the problem is, there's not enough dinosaurs in the media anymore, and when there is, they're presented either in Discovery Channel shows or being friendly in 4 year olds television programming. Kids don't want to learn, so they don't watch Discovery Channel, and the other shows make dinosaurs look like homosexuals. Needs more Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.

>>2842700
The squeal he made was foreshadowing. Sounded like the dilopasaur later on.

Favorite qoute, why it's funny:
Well, the whole "God creates man, man destory's god, dinosaurs destroy man, etc, etc...women rule the earth." Her delivery was perfect.

Damn I miss the days when CGI actually looked realistic and good.

I love how everyone always posts the OP flipflop pic for Jurrasic Park threads

It's quite possible that people in Jesus' time were able to ride dinosaurs, and Noah must have been able to put T-Rexes on his ark!

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

>>2842631

>Must DRIVE faster

Nobody fucking caught this?
Are you fucking kidding me!?

Must go faster, dumbass.

>uh, the problem is, there's not enough dinosaurs in the media anymore

Right, and that's because of Jurassic Park.

>>2842765

He said the exact same line, word for word, in Independence Day

are we doing the whole series?

best line ever: JP3...

"....ALAN!"

fuck that raptor.
why is it funny? because it's a talking god damn raptor in a movie about reincarnated dinosaurs.

and it's not called Carnosaur.

In the beginning of the movie where Dr. Grant is scaring the shit out of that fat kid who called a raptor a 6 foot turkey.

That is one big pile of shit.

Fuck, I just noticed I was wearing a Jurassic Park shirt.

"When you gotta go, you gotta go."

>>2842776
>and it's not called Carnosaur.

Fuck yeah! Carnosaur!

I really hate that man.

>>2842771

"Must go faster"
Yes, I know.
I hope you realized the point of my post was to show this person that he's an idiot for getting the greatest quote in the movie wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkMPQQgSzpg
In the first 3 seconds he says it.

>>2842833
lol
didn't they go into space for the 3rd one?

"God creates dinosaurs. God kills dinosaurs. God creates man. Man kills God. Man creates dinosaurs..."

"...Dinosaurs kill man. Woman inherits the Earth."

She just seemed so delighted by that realization.

"Nobody...move...a muscle...."

A second later, everyone behind him runs for their lives.

>>2842644

in response...

"GOD DAMN!! I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!!"

because as much as a Badass MuthaFucka as Samuel L Jackson is... I just don't see him as a guy who uses computers as much as his character...

>>2842909 She just seemed so delighted by that realization.

As attractive as she was, and as much as I love and respect women, bitch needed a firm punch to her grill right then. Or to her cunt, then throw her in the triceritops' 5ft pile of shit with a nipple torn off.

>>2842909
lemme guess you're one of the people "woman, get back in the kitchen!"... you should all die

>>2844495
>>2843580
Get a room.

Hello? Hello? *knocks on the camera* Hello? *haaaah* Now you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right john? Hello?

"We're not going to guam, are we?"
-Frank Lapidus

>>2844524
"I really hate that man..."

"hold on to your butts"

This line always affects me because my family would still be alive had they held onto their butts.

>>2844562
:/

Guys, I can't believe you missed

"Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you're eating Butterfingers?"

Classic :D

>>2844562

I lol'd.

>>2842776
Is that the scene when Grant is in the plane and the raptors look at him? Can't find it on youtube though. This is as close as I could find.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YPMXPTof74

>>2844607

>you're eating Butterfingers?
>eating

urge to kill, rising