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IT'S THE LELPOCALYPSE
Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)20:26
No.27388633
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Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)20:26 No.27388633
>Enchantments and protection of all the school's teachers
>First years get by them
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)20:29
No.27388706
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)20:29 No.27388706
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>take two first-year students out into the dangerous magical forest during the night
>split up with them
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)20:35
No.27388828
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)20:35 No.27388828
>>27388633 (OP)

>Trying to keep people out
>Make person choose potions to drink, some of which are poisonous
>Give them hints
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)20:35
No.27388854
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)20:35 No.27388854
>Watch kiddy crap
>Expect it to make sense
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)20:41
No.27388970
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)20:41 No.27388970
>>27388854

>saging
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)20:42
No.27388986
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)20:42 No.27388986
>magical dudes everywhere dying in fights
>nobody uses badass golems like LEGO Pokeymans
>no spells to make girls super horny
Fuck magic, you fucking fucks
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SupaHotFire!! !.MqCRmCfgc
11/19/12(Mon)20:43
No.27389004
SupaHotFire!! !.MqCRmCfgc 11/19/12(Mon)20:43 No.27389004
Why didn't Harry just say "Accio Philosopher's Stone!" or "Accio Voldemort's Horcruxes!"?

Would have saved him a lot of time..
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)20:43
No.27389009
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)20:43 No.27389009
>Have Eagles
>Don't fly ring to Mordor
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)20:48
No.27389101
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)20:48 No.27389101
>>27389004
Doesn't work on enchanted shit and the horcruxes didn't want to be found.
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)20:50
No.27389143
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)20:50 No.27389143
>Hermoine is given a time machine
>So she can take more classes
>All of them are destroyed when death eaters invade the wizard department
>Not used to kill Voldemort

>Harry is a hocrux
>Bitten by Basilisk
>Isn't killed/destroyed (Basilisk venom kills hocruxes, as the sword of griffindor was "poisoned" with Basilisk blood)

PLOT HOLE GENERAL
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)20:54
No.27389229
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)20:54 No.27389229
>>27389143
>PLOT HOLE GENERAL

If Hagrid is really so large, why doesn't he post on tumblr?
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)21:08
No.27389434
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)21:08 No.27389434
>Bias old fuck giving the house cup to Gryffindor every year because he's gay for Harry
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)21:11
No.27389482
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)21:11 No.27389482
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why didnt the eagles just drop voldemort into mount doom?
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)21:14
No.27389528
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)21:14 No.27389528
>>27389434
No, he put the best kids on Gryffindor so they would win the most points and get the cup. The conspiracy goes back decades
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)21:18
No.27389617
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)21:18 No.27389617
>>27389143
The basilisk didn't exactly bite harry's soul
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)21:19
No.27389629
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)21:19 No.27389629
>>27389528
So why is it that Slytherin had been winning the cups for years before Harry came?
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)21:21
No.27389654
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)21:21 No.27389654
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>>27388986
>no spells to make girls super horny
You don't use a spell for that kind of thing, you idiot.
You use a potion.
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)21:33
No.27389857
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)21:33 No.27389857
>>27389101
but Sauron's ring was a horcrux and it wanted to be found
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)21:36
No.27389911
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)21:36 No.27389911
>Magic
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)21:37
No.27389917
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)21:37 No.27389917
>>27389857
And voldemort's horcruxes didn't want to be found.
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)21:38
No.27389939
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)21:38 No.27389939
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>children's literature
>nitpicking
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)21:40
No.27389964
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)21:40 No.27389964
>>27389143
Time turner only goes back a short amount of time
>lrn2readingcomprehension
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)21:52
No.27390166
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)21:52 No.27390166
>>27389654
Oh shit dat snape

Please tell me that him and the guys who did Quirrel/Voldemort have been in more things. I know the Harry Potter got on Glee for probably sucking dick.
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SmileyMiley !xlgRMYva6s
11/19/12(Mon)21:58
No.27390265
SmileyMiley !xlgRMYva6s 11/19/12(Mon)21:58 No.27390265
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>ninja masters who trained all their lives and killed entire villages, including high skilled ninjas
>teenager ninjas defeat them in a jiffy
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)22:03
No.27390368
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)22:03 No.27390368
>>27389629
What was the point if the whole competition between the houses anyways? Been so long since I read the books and I've forgotten if there even was one to begin with.
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SmileyMiley !xlgRMYva6s
11/19/12(Mon)22:04
No.27390381
SmileyMiley !xlgRMYva6s 11/19/12(Mon)22:04 No.27390381
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>insanely strong guy who has militar training, lifted all his life and is doing juice

>guy who barely ate anything for months, had an hernia discal, didn't recieve proper medical attention, has no ligaments in one of his knees, and just recovered doing push ups, sit-ups and pull-ups can defeat him in a fist fight
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SmileyMiley !xlgRMYva6s
11/19/12(Mon)22:06
No.27390418
SmileyMiley !xlgRMYva6s 11/19/12(Mon)22:06 No.27390418
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>Drago
>Rocky
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Anonymous
11/19/12(Mon)22:14
No.27390541
Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)22:14 No.27390541
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>>27390368
probably just a way for Rowling to enforce the whole legitimate british school environment

>all british public schools and most likely alot of private schools have houses to build up a sense of comradeship and a sense of duty within the students

This is a reach to the younger audience and readers, which would explain why the houses become less and less prevalent as the book progress towards more edgy and adult themes

>TL;DR
>I juggle titties down at the town square, I am the mighty tit clown and will herald the coming darkness
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SmileyMiley !xlgRMYva6s
11/19/12(Mon)22:14
No.27390561
SmileyMiley !xlgRMYva6s 11/19/12(Mon)22:14 No.27390561
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>futuristic almost invincible killing machine sent from the future

>first year drop out and soccer mom defeat it
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