During the previews before the movie 300:
We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, horse-faced lesbians eating each other tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these bitches start bitching about having to wait when the movie is about to start and it turns out they were going to see that Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two just exclaims like there's nobody there "This is the wrong fucking movie!". I just had to do what I did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked but about 80% of the theater started to cheer as I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me apparently, but it was worth it.

I once went to a movie where some guy thought he could blab the whole time.

Once and only once.

It was my birthday. Before the movie started, there were some commercials. Nothing usual.

We decided that after one particular commercial ended (a really boring ass commercial, nothing funny or anything), we would all start applauding.

We did, and everyone else in the audience tagged along. It was hilarious watching how everyone was confused as fuck when they didn't know what they just applauded to.

Wasn't awesome, but at least three of the five times I saw TDK in theaters some clueless idiot had to exclaim in sudden realization that Harvey Dent becomes Two-Face. Every time I saw it it happened later. First someone exclaimed it when Harvey falls over in his chair and lands on the puddle of oil. Next time someone did it when HArvey's rolling around screaming while his face was on fire. Now, there are plenty of clues in the movie that SCREAM out even to the most ignorant of those to the Batman canon that Dent becomes Two-Face - he has a two-headed coin for fuck's sake. But fine, maybe you were not paying attention during those revelations but managed to piece it together when DENT HAS HIS FACE HORRIBLY BURNED OFF. But no, I shit you not, third time I heard some complete idiot gasp in genuine surprise only after Gordon physically describes him as Harvey Two-Face.

>>2510780
lies

i once went to the premiere of blues brothers 2000 and this guy from the theater held a little speech asking the audience to look under their seats. Everyone looked down and tried to grab under their seats when he told them that there was NOTHING THERE.

That was raw ownage.

(I liked the goddamn movie, so fuck you)

I don't get it, how is that funny?

Titanic
Some girl in front of me: " I cant believe that the ships sank"

Rome and Julia
"I can not believe that they killed Rome"

True stories, but I guess this is what you get when you go see such movies in theatre.

>>2510839
Actually, when I was younger and there was a huge line for Titanic at the theatres and I was coming out of god knows what movie... probably Batman and Robin or some shit, I yelled "Hey! THE SHIP SINKS AND THEY ALL DIE!"
Honest to god some guy yelled out "FUCK YOU KID!" and then realised how stupid he was instantly.
The look on his face was hilarious.

enjoy your filthy knuckle-dragging WOPs OP..

>>2510811
Why the fuck did you see the same movie 5 TIMES?

>>2510857
Because it was FUCKING AWESOME

>>2510811
I hated that shit. First time I saw it there was just a clusterfuck of 20-something year old chavs on my left going HURR DURR TWO-FACE FUCKIN' 'ELL MAN IT'S TWO-FACE LOLOLOL for about 5 minutes straight.

>>2510814
>i once went to the premiere of blues brothers 2000 and this guy from the theater held a little speech asking the audience to look under their seats. Everyone looked down and tried to grab under their seats when he told them that there was NOTHING THERE.

That is awesome. Especially considering half of those people probably stuck their hands in gum.

>>2510771
That's actually pretty hilarious.

my god you guys all suck

SNAKES ON A PLANE

as shitty as the movie was, snakes on a plane was an awesome theater/audience member experience. easily the most fun i've ever had at a theater.

>>2510811
5 times? You have no life.

>>2510998
About 50% of all Snakes on a Plane moviegoers share this experience.

You know what I hate?
People who talk at the movies.

>>2510998

The theater I was in cheered when "MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE" was said.

I was watching the Dark Knight, and just as the movie starts, when we see the aerial shot of the Gotham Buildings, some guy starts talking on his phone "OH I'M JUST WATCHING THE DARK KNIGHT" some bogan guy yells at him "GET OFF YOUR FUCKIN' PHONE DICK HEAD". I like this bogan.

>>2511541

what's a bogan?

Opening night at grindhouse. When Nicolas Cage comes on screen in the fake trailers some big italian guy behind me pumps his fist and yells


"NIIIICK CAAAGE, YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!"

Sitting in a theater watching O Brother Where Art Thou? while some guy sitting right next to me was making asine comments at the screen. I turned to him and loudly said "As much as I enjoy your witty commentary, SHUT THE FUCK UP."

The entire theater started clapping and the guy sulked down in his seat.

It was awesome.

>>2511545
I think the closest thing to compare them to if you're American is like trailer park trash.

>>2511548
THIS FUCKING THIS.

Oh god those fake trailers were amazing.

>>2510809
HAHA OH WOW
I have to try that sometime.

i saw rocky horror decades ago and started shouting jokes at the screen, but nobody thought it was funny and now i only have my memories...

>>2510839
>Rome and Julia

Transsiberian sneak preview in a german cinema: There was a scene (very far to the end) were the woman (the drug dealing one) is lying on some sort of table all beaten up.
I stood up and shouted "This wouldn't have happened if you'd just made me my sandwich" (in german)
Sneak preview around here has quite a lot "running" gags (more limping nowadays - most are overdone)
Whenever someone crosses a street half the cinema shouts "bus, BUS BUS!" (was pretty epic in Mr.Brooks where the guy almost gets run over..)

In the theater watching Star Trek III: the Search for Spock and the first time we see Christopher Lloyd on-screen as the Klingon Captain, someone in the back of the theater yells "HEY, IT'S JIM!!" (pic related)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Ignatowski

>>2510811
Never, ever underestimte how stupid the average moviegoer is. They dumb down movies fro a reason...

>>2510811
Never, ever underestimate how stupid the average moviegoer is. They dumb down movies fro a reason...

>>2511556
"White Meat, Dark meat, all will be carved."

>>2511616
Oh you germans and your humour.

I went to a theater at the mall to see Spawn years ago. Theater was pretty empty and me and my friends took a seat. This girl and her boyfriend are like three rows in front of us deciding where to sit and the girl goes "Oh my god!" and starts looking like she's gonna puke.

Turns out someone took a giant shit on the floor.

>>2511528
>>2510998
oh wow, two people actually saw that movie

>>2511330
>5 times? You have no life.

Speaking as someone who has no life, going outside to the theater five times sounds like he has a pretty bustling life

get laid, kid

>>2511945
amen.

>>2511945
>going outside to the theater five times

Yes, to see the exact same movie. He has no life, or at least a very sad and lonely one. Having said that, I've heard of people seeingit over 10 times in the theatre.

Snakes on a Plane Moment #1:
There's a few parts where it shows things from the snakes POV. The first time this happened, everyone burst out laughing and at least half of the people in the theater screamed "SNAKE VISION!!" (This was one of the first showings so they couldn't have planned it)

Snakes on a Plane Moment #2:
When the kid gets shot by Samuel L. Jackson toward the end of the movie, some black dude in the back stood up and yelled "I'M SAMUEL L. JACKSON. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!"

On the opening night on grind house me and my brother and my friend went and durning Planet Terror when the kid shot himself in the face the audience gasps but my brother started laughing loudly.
And then during the Thanksgiving trailer when the chick does the spilt and gets the knife up her snatch my friend called out " Well that is one way to pop a cherry." Everyone around us turned around and looked horrified at him.

Going to see GRINDHOUSE in theaters is and will probably always be the best theater experience of my life.. but my friends girlfriend sitting down so hard on the seat that it breaks to the floor and she bangs her ass flat hard comes a close fucking second!

>>2512045
she must've been HUGE

>>2512061
No shit, I'm a 6' 200 pound man and I can't even do this

Spaceballs midnight movie, college town. theater with a bar.
most fun I've ever had at a movie theater.

At the 40 Year Old Virgin near the end when he flies through the billboard and reveals that he is a virgin and she consoles him by telling him that they love eachother so sex will obliviously be great. I thought it was a joke (I still do) and laughed and everyone else in the theater that was going "AWWWWWW, how sweet" looked at me liked like I ruined the moment for them. I hope I did, fuck them.

When I went to see "Blimp: The Hindenburg Story" a short, fat, bald guy shouted out "That's Gotta Hurt!" when the LZ 129 Hindenburg explodes.

>>2511998

Er...no.

I saw Transformers 6 times at the cinema. Partly because I'm a huge fan, partly because I work full time and thus can afford to, and partly because I had 6 different parties who wanted to go and see it with me.

Don't slur someone before you know the details, 'kay champ? Spiffing.

>>2512149

you sound like a colossal faggot.

champ.

>>2512159

I realise that. I do it because if I'm gonna make a post to get my point across to you, I'm gonna make it sink in.

You'll remember what I said because you'll remember how I said it.

>>2512148

Nice, when I saw that movie, some dickhead was messing around with a laser pointer

>>2512166
said what?

>>2512148

I read that as "THAT'S GOTTA HOIT"

>>2512195
I hope that's how the dude said it

>>2512166

Congrats people will remember your faggotry.

Fight broke out at the end of Quantum of Solace when I went to see it. No idea what happened but right as shit started blowing up these two guys in the back row just started laying into each other. All the women screaming "there are children in here!" made me lol.

My friends dragged me to see the Halloween Rob Zombie remake, and we were the only ones in the theater who laughed at the "I'M JOE GRIZZLY BITCH" part.

Also, there's a point right before that where Tom Sawyer by Rush came on and I instantly exclaimed "Aw hell yeah that's my SHIT", without even trying to cause a ruckus or anything.

Oh and there was also a girl further down the aisles who kept talking/asking dumb questions. When someone finally told her to shut up everyone voiced their agreement.

When I went to see the midnight screening of Mortal Kombat.

This was before the internet was big, so no one really knew what to expect. And video game movies were rare and considered pure failure (which hasn't really changed).

The audience was so fucking pumped that night it was incredible. The lineup to get in went for blocks, and once it got started, the applause was deafening. Every time a major character was introduced, everyone started to cheer. Shit was amazing to my 12-year-old self.

During "The Strangers" at the end when the boys find the "body" of the girl I yelled "Fuck her as long as she's still warm"...Few hard laughes and a LOT of "sickfuck"-looks...

I went to see Borat some girl ran out of the theater crying while her boyfriend chased after her saying "Allison, I'm sorry" and shit like that.

When the drunken South Carolina students with the RV told Borat not to trust women or let them have power over you, some guy behind me yelled "You hear that Allison!" and everyone laughed.