>>2224421
Well, she was on the internet and I go to check on her and I see her watching clips from the movie “Twilight” on YouTube. I was furious. I pulled the phone cord out of the modem and told her to go to her room and read there. I followed her and sat in front of her, watching, watching like a hawk. I watched her, never blinking, and staring into her criss-crossing eyes as she rapidly read the first chapter of “Of Mice and Men” before her reading time was up. While watching my precious daughter, I was suddenly faced with the realization that filth is everywhere in our world. It’s not just relegated to the cinemas. I thought I could have my precious jewel-of-a-daughter escape the bloodlust that is “Twilight” once out of the theater; I was wrong. I realized that the pervasive nature of “Twilight” can be found right in our homes thanks to the corruption of the internet and the mischievous website known as YouTube.

>>2224428
If my precious daughter wanted to go on YouTube and watch some videos, I wouldn’t mind. I just wish the videos were of a pure nature. I wish that she would watch something that was not immoral, was fun for everyone including the whole family, and contained light-hearted and wonderful poetic moments. Videos such as this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGN2L-56xbE

Que?

And yet you're posting this on 4chan..

>>2224432

I just hope my daughter has learned her lesson. I thought she would be saved since I nearly dislocated her arm dragging her out of the theater yesterday, but I was wrong. She has already started a rebellious course of lying, deceit, and watching salacious material in real-life and on the internet. I just hope she is not beyond saving. I love you, Emily. My precious rose. My precious daughter. I’m here for you. Always. Let this letter on a public forum be a testament to my love for you. I love you Emily. Listen to daddy, for daddy knows best. You will thank me when you are older. Love you.

Dude you're a dick

>>2224443

Dude, you're a moran for thinking this is a real story.

>>2224450
>Moron
It's Moran, Moran

>>2224450

>>2224450
its spelled moron, don't be rediculous

>>2224454
lol, the winrar is you

>>2224435

are u for real?

why don't you watch that shit together and discuss it like adults, get her thoughts, and let her know yours.

What will she learn by you forcing her to see this stink hole world through rose colored glasses?

Don't worry, the more you try to police her, the quicker she'll run off, get pregnant, try drugs, and perhaps worst of all, go to /b/

>>2224460
It's ridiculous.

Lol, we're on a role!

>>2224466
Ur an idiot.....

>>2224471

yes, i suppose i have fallen for an obvious troll, but it's late

so fuck u

>>2224432
>>2224421
>>2224428
BOY DO I HAVE A SITE FOR YOU
http://www.godtube.com/

>I decided not to let her read the novels

Alright, a parent who isn't afraid to tell her daughter she's got shit for brains.

>tear out the pages of the last chapter in which George shoots Lennie in the head.

>symbology

this must be a troll

>I followed her and sat in front of her, watching

>I nearly dislocated her arm dragging her out of the theater

definite troll

>started a rebellious course of lying, deceit

Gestapo parenting methods, thoughtless censorship, heightened ideals of morality. Rage worthy just because this seems like something my parents would type. This should be saved as an example on how not to raise your kids. On the off chance that this isn't a troll: enjoy never seeing/hearing from your daughter once she turns eighteen.

>>2224435
You're only delaying the inevitable, she's going to see the film anyway when she grows up into an adult.

what in the fuck does this thread have to do with that shitty movie?

this is retarded I was waiting for you to say the world is too horrible so you shot her in the face.

fail for not killing her