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    38 KB Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)17:35:05 No.2086840  
    Hey /r9k/,

    So straight guys, what "gay" or "girly" things do you do that you would never tell anyone else?

    Do you straighten your hair?
    Do you exfoliate and moisturize?
    Do you like Britney and Rihanna?

    Here's your opportunity to share and feel comforted knowing that most other men do the same things as you. Embrace the freedom.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:10:27 No.2087165
    I straighten my hair, but only so that it does not look like a failure of a Jew-fro.

    I coordinate my hair-products (i.e. one day I will use shampoo, cream rinse, and gel; the next day I will just use shampoo and leave-in. Repeat.)

    I enjoy Cascada's "Every Time We Touch"

    I change my underwear every day.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:12:32 No.2087181
    I fucking love romantic stuff, fucking love it, will never tell anyone.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:12:49 No.2087184
    I put things in my butt.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:14:13 No.2087197
    I love the penis of a negro.
    >> banned from my usual board, just visiting here 11/10/08(Mon)18:15:10 No.2087209
    i use a lot of lame skin care products, but i get bad acne during the winter and need it.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:16:52 No.2087227
    I pluck my eye brows with tweezers, as if I don't then they join in the middle, and it's a real join aswell.

    Oh and also, this:
    >>2087184
    >> Over-G !!OvGYpcRMSml 11/10/08(Mon)18:17:59 No.2087235
    I love romance.
    "Take My Breath Away" from the Top Gun soundtrack is one of my favorite songs.
    I have more facial care products in my bathroom than most girls.
    I hate frats and frat parties because of all the stupid misogynistic bullshit that goes on there.
    I nearly cried when Snake told EVA "I need you" in MGS3.
    I have read and still have a copy of "A Practical Guide for the Boyfriend" in my room, which I bought and read because I wanted to. It sits next to a signed copy of Tom Clancy's "The Teeth of the Tiger" and Mark Bowden's "Blackhawk Down".
    I'm terrified of cockroaches, and will have other people kill them for me because I squirm at the very sound of the "crunch".

    I can do this all day, man.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:21:00 No.2087258
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    I listen to Kate Bush.
    I use cleanser, BP, and moisturizer on my skin. But it's for acne. Also use chapstick a lot, else my lips hurt :\
    I have a man crush on mr. Plant here.

    Despite being a virgin and failing miserably with women, I always fantasize about retarded romatic bullshit. I've posted romantic bullshit threads on /r9k/ before.

    I thouroughly enjoy anal stimulation.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:21:20 No.2087263
    I listen to Vanessa Carlton
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:22:09 No.2087267
    >>2087235
    >I nearly cried when Snake told EVA "I need you" in MGS3

    Fuck what? And no manly tears when you had to kill Boss? Not even at the end with the salute?

    ;_;
    Oh yeah I use moisturiser (ON MY PENIS THAT IS! BWAHAHAHA)
    >> Anonydort !3I4SJbCh8M 11/10/08(Mon)18:22:53 No.2087278
    Wait, so taking care of yourself is now being gay and girly? what are you, 12?
    >> JDtMG !!uni2KLApapA 11/10/08(Mon)18:26:50 No.2087312
    Alright, I could understand how taking care of your hair could be considered girly, but
    >>2087165
    Jesus fuck, you've got to be kidding.
    If you don't change your underwear, that doesn't make you manly, it makes you fucking disgusting.

    I do the hair thing, &also have a taste in clothing, as well as men. I don't like men, but I'll talk with my girlfriend about which guys are attractive and which aren't.
    Nothing wrong there, right?
    >> Over-G !!OvGYpcRMSml 11/10/08(Mon)18:29:28 No.2087339
    >>2087267
    I didn't say I didn't cry at those. Almost cried at the end with the salute, but the whole scene had already been ruined for me (THANKS INTERNET), so the emotional impact was severely reduced.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:29:43 No.2087342
    Hedwig and the Angry Inch is my favorite musical.

    Also, I like musicals.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:29:55 No.2087347
    Have straightened my hair before, not all the time I just wear hats or get it cut
    Change underwear every day - this is unmasculine?
    Only wear jeans that fit properly
    I'm not too into conflict or fighting, I generally avoid it
    I hate peeing infront of other people. I have to use stalls in public bathrooms. Not that I have a small dick or anything, my body just won't let me do it
    Trim pubes, underarms and belly hair

    ---

    Don't use moisturiser, fake tan or any kind of skin products
    Eat like a pig
    Smoke
    Drink
    Lift weights
    Eat boogers


    I think I'm pretty average
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:35:48 No.2087405
    use moisturiser
    never been in a fight - avoid conflict
    use conditioner
    man-crush on anime character :|
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:40:35 No.2087454
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    I spend a lot of time managing my hair. You know, looking in the mirror and moving it around so it doesn't look all shitty when it's dry.

    However, it really pays off. I have thick, long, curly hair that almost everyone complements me on. From all the regular white girls I know, to random black girls walking along the sidewalk, to my fucking teacher who is jealous because he's fucking bald.

    tl;dr I'm damn sexy
    and pic unrelated
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:47:20 No.2087512
    Eh, I masturbate with things in my ass once in a long while.
    I used to cd frequently.
    I masturbate to shemales giving it to men.
    I've painted my nails before
    I love forced fem shit

    That's it. Other than that, I'm the straightest guy imaginable.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:48:24 No.2087520
    >>2087278
    OP here, personally I don't think it IS gay and girly. But it is perceived as such by many people in our society...

    Continue... You're all doing wonderfully
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:51:30 No.2087544
    I jack off to gay porn sometimes, there's a great one on limewire, "barstool boys". Two semi effeminate 18 year olds with big cocks barebacking. That's about it
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:53:13 No.2087559
    When I let my hair grow, I end up giving extremely feminine head-tosses to get it out of my eyes.
    I cried once, when I got really stressed.
    I love hugs. Guys, girls, people I know, strangers, whatever. I love hugs.

    I like to draw, and I like to draw flowers.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:53:28 No.2087562
    >Do you straighten your hair?
    >Do you exfoliate and moisturize?
    Oh man, taking care of my apperiance is *so* homosexual. I just took a shower and combed my hair. I think I shall look for a cock to put in my ass now...
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:57:10 No.2087608
    I'll trim pubes sometimes, but probably the big one is if I could do it easily I would be a huge crossdresser, the only thing is I don't really like makeup and shit, just the clothes- except dresses =/ you could say pretty much "Any teen clothing"
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:58:19 No.2087617
    >>2087562
    As a matter of fact it is...

    Grow a neck-beard, wear baggy clothes and repeatedly assert your masculinity by telling everyone how much you DON'T give a fuck about your appearance.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)18:58:58 No.2087626
    >>2087562

    you would, wouldn't you, you unfunny metrosexual faggot
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:02:20 No.2087651
    I like to cuddle. Is that girly?
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:06:20 No.2087678
    >>2087651
    Most people think so, but everyone I know loves it.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:08:56 No.2087690
    Now I know why I only get hit on by women: I DONT CONDITION MY HAIR!

    WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL ME THIS SOONER
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:09:01 No.2087691
    I wear panties a lot.

    Not out all the time, but to bed and around the house.

    I'm up to 13 pairs, with a wide selection.

    Pretty gay if you ask me.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:09:35 No.2087696
    >>2087678
    Is everyone you know gay/female? Real men scoff at the thought of affection
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:10:53 No.2087704
    >>2087690
    some hair looks better if you only condition it.
    like mine.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:15:36 No.2087737
    >>2087691
    Me too! I would wear skirts and shave if I could afford it.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:16:42 No.2087748
    Fuck. I may be a faggot but you pussies are more faggy than me!
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:17:17 No.2087754
    >>2087696
    I dont think so.
    Im pretty effeminate myself, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:17:37 No.2087757
    >>2087737

    Thinking of buying a skirt or two and some stockings for fantasy/masturbatory/picture taking material.

    I like anal stimulation some, but don't want to get done by dudes.

    I'd get strapon'd though.

    What kind of panties do you wear/buy?
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:19:46 No.2087775
    >>2087651
    I loves cuddling. In fact, I actually would prefer an emotional connection to a woman, sex isn't that important.
    I like to polish my fingernails, it makes them all shiny.
    I cried when Semour died in Futurama, but who didn't?
    I am constantly worrying about my weight (5'11" 200 lbs. by no means fat) and I always think about it when I'm eating anything.
    OP mentioned Rihanna, I love me some Rihanna!
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:19:57 No.2087776
    This thread is becoming dangerously less "girly" and more "cock in the butt".
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:21:20 No.2087785
    >>2087704
    ALL hair looks better if you condition it....
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:22:54 No.2087794
    Ok, I really feel like this topic requires me to state my gender, so yes, I'm female, AND THERE IS FUCKING NOTHING WORSE THAN A GUY STRAIGHTENING HIS HAIR. Sorry, haven't read any replies, just needed to get that off my chest.


    NOTHING.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:23:20 No.2087798
    >>2087785

    My pubic hair has shown no improvement. Therefore you are a liar, sir.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:23:52 No.2087804
    >>2087794
    Why? I mean, well... why?
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:23:56 No.2087807
    >>2087785
    Is that true? I inherited some kind of angel hair from my dad. What I do is wash every other day (or whenever a bit greasy) and I only use shampoo. I wash for about one minute. My hair is the softest shit you would have ever felt in your whole life. It requires no effort. So would conditioner make my hair MINDBLOWINGLY awesome?
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:24:06 No.2087809
    I post on /fa/
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:24:42 No.2087817
    >>2087794
    Dont assume that just because we have straight hair we straighten it.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:24:50 No.2087819
    >>2087794

    Can you even tell when he has straightened it? Nearly every female I've known has asked me if I straighten my hair but that is just the way it is.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:25:03 No.2087821
    >>2087775
    continued:
    I am VERY nonviolent and have only hit one person (my friend) after a lot of antagonization (he was sexual with my girl and I didn't hit him, but he was really drunk and sexually aggressive towards another woman and I had to make him stop).... I often have violent thoughts but I couldn't hit someone if I wanted to.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:26:02 No.2087827
    >>2087757

    I'd love getting pounded by a girl while in stockings and panties pulled to the side while she gives me a reach around.

    Whew.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:26:41 No.2087832
    I listen to Asia
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:30:24 No.2087865
    >>2087757
    Ohh! stockings are great. Never tried any anal stimulation though.

    I wear bikini briefs mostly but I wish to expand my collection to more types for some variaty. I don't think I would get a thong however since I don't think I have the ass for it.

    >>2087559
    Hugs are awesome ^____^
    >>2087775
    >>2087651
    Cuddling is indeed good.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:30:45 No.2087873
    - I condition my hair
    - Which reaches the middle of my back
    - And is fun to toss around

    - I also have one of those bath puff things, but that's mostly because I need to like sand my fucking skin to get all the dead shit off
    - I wash my face every night too, but that's because my forehead is like a goddamn minefield if I don't.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:32:42 No.2087885
    i like anal play a lot.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:33:29 No.2087889
    >>2087807
    mindblowing awesome does not even begin to describe how great your hair will be once you start conditioning it...
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:33:57 No.2087896
    >>2087798
    Pubic hair is thick as hell and often curly. Like beards it takes lots of effort to get them soft.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:35:20 No.2087908
    >>2087885
    and i also shave my armpits.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:36:04 No.2087912
    >>2087865

    Yeah I have a few teeny bikinis and briefs.

    I also have some girlshorts, some hipsters, anda couple thongs.

    I'm torn between sheer stuff and cotton stuff. I like both.

    I like wearing thongs a lot, nothing makes me feel sexier when I climb into bed wearing one.

    Still can't do it without getting a massive erection. Especially with the sheer lacy ones on.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:37:37 No.2087923
    I like the Cranberries and Dido
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:37:44 No.2087924
    >>2087908
    I just started shaving my armpits too but I am gay...Shit sucked the first time :( But the second time it felt better hombre
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:39:49 No.2087938
    Favorite porn is gang bangs. I guess its technically straight, but anytime you're jacking off to a scene with 15 dudes with hardons it feels a bit gay.
    Try to dress well, /fa/ is one of my fav boards.
    I try to speak well, use bigger/more obscure words than most. I think this sometimes comes across as gay to joe six-pack.
    I relate to gay guys really well. Since I've never had a girlfriend and fear I sound gay I'm pretty sure everyone I know suspects I'll come out of the closet. To counteract this I constantly look for ways to assert my heterosexuality without being untrue to myself, so I often feel like I'm trying to cover up being gay even though I'm not.
    Open to anal stimulation, though I've never tried it. If I had a girlfriend who was open to it I might try to get her to peg me.
    Love romantic shit.
    Love Gwen Stefani - though it's just because I think she's really hot and her music isn't as shit as most other artists she's grouped with.
    Have painted my nails before.
    Constantly worried about my weight.
    When I work out, I only do the girly exercises. Running on treadmills, stairmasters, and the like.
    Love womens' clothing. It's partly the /fa/g in me, they have so many more options than guys. It's also partly because I really want to meet a girl with amazing style, but rarely if ever see one. I wish they'd just let me dress them. Dude, that would fucking kick ass.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:39:55 No.2087942
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    I tried to watch the whole series, but I had to stop in the middle of Super S. When they started talking about dreams and a pegasus, THAT'S when it got too girly for me.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:44:04 No.2087980
    >>2087938
    You sound just like me... except for being "not gay"
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:47:08 No.2088016
    >>2087938

    You sound like a very fake person. I think you should not try so hard to be so very, very little.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:51:56 No.2088059
    >>2087865
    >>2087912

    You fuckers are making me go put on a pair of panties right now.

    I'm going to be watching Monday Night Football in panties.... fuck.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:53:54 No.2088075
    >>2088059
    You have panties just lying around?
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)19:57:22 No.2088103
    I own girls pants.
    Apparently I really have the ass for it.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:00:53 No.2088128
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    >>2088075

    Decisions, decisions.

    pantyblocking.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:02:59 No.2088151
    >>2088103
    Pics or gtfo

    >>2088128
    Black is so much sexier. Unless you're going for the "faux-loli" look
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:04:30 No.2088163
    I really like where this thread is going
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:06:27 No.2088174
    >>2088151

    Not even close to small enough to go for the loli look.

    Not trying to pass a a trap, just like the wat the feel. Think I'll go put on the black ones.

    Women's panties, college hw and MNF.... Monday Night.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:07:53 No.2088189
    >>2087184
    This, though I didn't think of it until I saw it written. Also, I like chick flicks, I can match clothes, I know textiles fairly well, I have, in the past, listened to both Meatloaf and Marc Anthony.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:08:18 No.2088192
    i read thesuperficial.com which is a humorous celebrity gossip blog.

    i sometimes think about posting my picture on various forums.

    i think both of those things are pretty fucking homo, but that's pretty much it.

    oh ya and sometimes i stick a dildo up my ass until i come.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:12:35 No.2088223
    >>2088151

    >>2088103 here

    I would if I could
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:12:38 No.2088224
    Can't say I'm fully straight...but I crossdress quite often. Apparently I make a decent trap.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:19:53 No.2088282
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    >>2088174

    Changed my mind. Thought I post a couple more from my collection.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:21:17 No.2088296
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    This is both very 'gay' and 'girly' and fuck I would never tell anyone.

    But man they feel good.
    >> SleepyFox !!oNMFgDkawE1 11/10/08(Mon)20:26:32 No.2088336
    Oh boy.

    Where do I start..
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:28:12 No.2088347
    I play the song "Kiss me" on my guitar.

    I can sing high notes.

    I'm gonna grow out my hair so it can look absolutely sexy again.

    I'm romantic. Love that stuff.

    I use chapstick.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:29:13 No.2088358
    I enjoy the thought of men wearing the same type of underwear I do.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:32:12 No.2088382
    >>2088358


    >>2088296 here

    I didn't even know girls like you existed. Brining up this type of thing would get a guy laughed off the face of the earth woldn't it?

    How common is chicks being inot this? Has to be rare.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:40:45 No.2088450
    I listen to ChickRock.

    Like Liz Phair as shit like that.

    Bubble baths too. Like after a long workout or something I take a 30-60 min relaxing bubblebath.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:42:13 No.2088459
    Hm. Let us see.

    I play with my hair way too much for any normal person to do, its down past my shoulders. Barely though.
    People say I have an amazing head of hair, I take stupendous amounts of pride in it, and wouldn't cut it even if it meant I would lose a job opportunity.
    I like Anal Stimulation.
    I like panties. On me.
    Pretty much shown above, I would cross-dress, I even recently have done so in Fable, before seeing how ridiculous I looked.
    I will actually listen when girls talk, unlike most guys, who will tune them out.
    In a very, very small way I like gossip, only about stars I care about though. Like if Ed Norton had a child I would read about it.


    In regards to Mr. >>2087258
    Jim Morrison is my man crush, I just think he embodies the pure, unfiltered essence of rock-and-roll and has kick ass hair.
    I want a pair of the tight leather pants he wears.

    However; at the same time, I like Boxing, fighting, video games, lesbians, watch lesbian porn almost all the time, and CANNOT STAND porn with men in it. God damn, every time I see a penis in a porno my boner dies instantly.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:45:01 No.2088495
    love cascada, rihanna, romantic bullshit in general, michelle branch, lily allen,

    cried when Jiraiya died in Naruto.

    love hugs, cuddling, etc.

    strangely enough, no anal stimulation probably cuz i've never tried.

    Extremely partial to blowjob-porn, no idea why. I get off thinking about fucking other women but if i watch porn, its gotta be bj.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:46:01 No.2088505
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    mspaint rendition what happened today
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:46:54 No.2088512
    >>2088495

    Thank you for telling me that Jiraiya dies. I did not know that, and I was about to start reading the manga again for the first time in 2 years.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:48:07 No.2088521
    >>2088128
    >>2088282
    >>2088296

    Some of those are pretty cute. I assume you shop online? I don't know anyone [male] who would walk into a store and straight-up buy himself some panies.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:48:37 No.2088525
    i'm a straight male, but also a crossdresser
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:50:00 No.2088541
    >>2087347
    >>Change underwear every day - this is unmasculine?
    >>I'm not too into conflict or fighting, I generally avoid it
    >>I hate peeing infront of other people. I have to use stalls in public bathrooms. Not that I have a small dick or anything, my body just won't let me do it
    >>Don't use moisturiser, fake tan or any kind of skin products
    >>Eat like a pig
    >>Eat boogers

    These all apply to me.

    I also stick things in my ass.

    Rather large things, oftentimes.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:50:53 No.2088550
    >>2088512

    I guess I shouldn't tell you what happened in the last two chapters either

    But I bawwwwwwed like a baby. This shit is getting shitty.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:52:22 No.2088564
    >>2087184 me too... feels good man
    Sometimes I listen to Avril Lavigne.
    I shower every day, and always soap off/use scented shampoos (sometimes the apple ones and stuff).
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:54:31 No.2088592
    >>2088512

    I'm so sorry, truly. I hate when people spoil shit in reference to manga. I feel like a dick for being such a hypocrite.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:54:49 No.2088596
    >>2088505

    Dude.... feels good man. Did you go try the laundry?

    Its a little less savoury, but is still a viable option to get you going.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:56:07 No.2088610
    >>2088521

    All online. Im 6ft and about 220. No way I'm going and actually buying panties.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)20:56:08 No.2088611
    >>2088382
    You will probably be laughed at. But I enjoy i when my man cross dresses. Him in stripped tights is one of the hottest things i'v ever seen...
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:02:17 No.2088672
    >>2088611

    How the hell did it even come up? Did you just ask him to do it one day?

    Did he just show up one night in a lacy thong or something? I'd be interested in actually how it would come up.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:08:28 No.2088717
    >>2088592

    Don't worry about it, its cool.

    Im positive if you thought that anyone who was going to read it, would have by now, and you wouldn't spoil it for anyone.

    No harm no foul, accidents happen.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:09:59 No.2088730
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    I straighten my hair, pic related it's me
    >> Delicious Blitzkrieg !wf5JJ352J. 11/10/08(Mon)21:11:19 No.2088742
    I always wear long socks under my jeans, they feel so sexy.
    Also, sometimes I don't wear underwear
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:11:21 No.2088743
    >>2088672
    More of just watching lesbian porn together. Then I mentioned wanting a penis. Then I got a strap on. There was some pegging. I was really turned on by it. A lot of ugly 4chan girls later he said he could probably make a better girl then them, that he did a bit of CD when he was younger. Me being curious. then going out and buying stuff pretending it was for me. Which was pretty funny as I'm like 5'7 and 110lbs buying large panties and bras. he's about 170 and 6'3. He even got a nice wig during halloween sales and such. I must admit he did a damned good job. Delicious sex.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:11:28 No.2088744
    I think madonna has a lot of talent
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:13:18 No.2088753
    >>2088730
    no rings, clock, anything? you look like a dork
    >> Ashent !!A04TlwTt979 11/10/08(Mon)21:13:40 No.2088755
    I absolutely love clothes shopping. I normally do it alone because then I can spend as much time as I need to.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:14:40 No.2088758
    >>2088730
    Linkin Park.

    My faggot alert is going off.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:15:02 No.2088762
    >>2088743

    This is awesome.
    Thanks for giving me some hope anon. What a feel good story. Damn you sound like fun.

    How come so many girls have to be into vanilla sex?
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:15:57 No.2088767
    I exfoliate. It's manly to SCRUB MY FACE WITH AN ABRASIVE SURFACE, FUCK YEAH! So I don't feel all that gay doing it.

    I also shave my balls.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:17:40 No.2088778
    >>2088762

    If you want to get scientific, its because women are programmed to want to have sex that involves the clitoris, because that is where the main sense of pleasure is derived from.
    That is straight up vanilla sex, which, not unrelated, also has the chance of pregnancy, its just how evolution worked.

    Socially, its because any girl who does those crazy, kinky things is labeled a slut and ostracized.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:18:29 No.2088783
    >>2088758 >>2088753

    wasn't taken at my house, I do not listen to linkin park
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:25:27 No.2088840
    >>2088778

    OooooOoooohhhh
    Talky scienc-y to me baby.

    Is he the only person you done the pegging,CD with? Or is is prevalent in many of your relationships?

    Is anyone else in your circle into that sort of thing? I'm trying to gage how prevalent this type of fetish really is... especially since ther is a huge stigma with it for us 'manly men'.

    i.e. if you were to spring 'i want you to fuck me with a strap-on while a wear panties' to gals you'd be shut down, and like you said, ostracized for it.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:28:13 No.2088864
    I once thought about buying a mac. OH GOD I'M SO ASHAMED
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:29:19 No.2088873
    >>2088840

    I'm not the girl you were talking to by the way, im the one who put the, "scienctific" thing in my post.

    Just thought I'd point that out, because I couldn't answer your questions.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:32:22 No.2088897
    I like to cook.

    I have an interest in Opera and old movies.
    I'm a Cary Grant fan.

    I know my wines.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:33:46 No.2088918
    I buy the occasional women's magazine
    I have an anti-scar/wrinkle lotion
    I can understand kissing being more intimate than sex
    I've been to aerobics classes
    (being the only man in the room: fine)
    (prancing and skipping around: tolerable, no one needs to find out about this)
    (THE MUSIC: will crack you. I never felt such a fag)
    I have a small dick, hips and a sort of round ass
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:34:27 No.2088922
    I cry while watching romantic comedies.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:36:23 No.2088944
    I rate other guys outfits, like "god damn you look like a faggot with those misfitting jeans and trainers"
    right now i am listening and doing a weird dance to Vanessa Carlton's a Thousand Miles"
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:47:58 No.2089049
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    >>2088382
    More common than you might think? I don't know. a lot of girls I know are into it. I, also a girl, think it's pretty damn hot. Unfortunately, my boyfriend isn't into things like that...
    Picture related and makes me happy.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:53:43 No.2089089
    I have quite the ghetto booty. I'd wear tight pants to accentuate it if society would be more accepting.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:54:31 No.2089099
    i love sex and the city
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:55:30 No.2089106
    I starighten my hair, around the fringe as it is usually quite curly just there and I tie it back (long ass hair) so it would look weird if I didn't.

    I knit. (Well)

    I make friendship bracelets (ones with names etc)

    I listen to some pretty girlsih music sometimes (think carla bruni)

    I like hugs and warm fuzzy stuff like that.

    I use conditioner.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)21:56:56 No.2089110
    >>2089049
    I can say one thing as a guy. Some women's panties are pretty comfy...
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:00:24 No.2089129
    this thread is for straight guys right? either most of you all are they gayest straight people or you're all faggots
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:01:09 No.2089137
    >>2089110

    Dude there are like 3-4 guys in this thread that are with you.

    Just don't get caught unless you've got a cool as shit girlfriend.
    >> Ashent !!A04TlwTt979 11/10/08(Mon)22:03:02 No.2089153
    I would love to suck a nice thick cock.

    inb4 closeted fag, I've tried and didn't like it.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:03:35 No.2089159
    >>2089129

    Welcome to 4chan.

    Now kindly leave.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:05:43 No.2089178
    Holy god, apparently I'm the straightest person on /robot/.

    I use conditioner if there's some around (hotels, airline packets, etc), but wouldn't buy any or bother if it wasn't. That's about the girliest/faggiest thing I do.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:06:41 No.2089192
    >>2089153
    most men love cock, and then dismiss it as so gay they refuse to think about it. why do you think we watch porn with over average sized men?
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:09:41 No.2089224
    i shave my legs (i have too much hair , toom uch hair means i dont like wearing shorts out)

    i use treSemme shampoo and conditioner (good stuff)

    and some other stuff
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:11:13 No.2089237
    I wear briefs. That's pretty gay in and of itself.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:11:58 No.2089242
    So much stuff...

    I loved Sailor Moon.

    My favorite color is purple.

    I crossdress.

    I take it in the ass from a strapon on a regular basis.

    I have a somewhat girly build.

    I shave everywhere.

    I keep my hair long.

    I listen to saccharine-sweet techno.

    I liked The Notebook.

    ...I think that's enough for now.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:12:25 No.2089250
    I like to use the fruity shampoo and body wash from Bath & Body Works. It smells gewd.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:19:31 No.2089317
    >>2089153

    I suck a dildo when I jerk off sometimes.

    I also rub my penis like a clit when I'm wearing panties.

    Don't feel bad man.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:22:29 No.2089346
    Straighten my hair, moisturize body and face, use conditioner on hair, I'll tell ya if I think of anything else.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:25:13 No.2089378
    >>2089153
    If we were together, I'd let you suck a guy's cock as long as I was sure you weren't interested in men. I'd actually really get off watching that too.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:29:10 No.2089416
    I can cook on a good enough level to fake my way through getting a chef's position. I cook 3-4 nights out of the week & have leftovers 1-2 nights a week.

    Exercise regularly, including my new habit of biking the 3.5 miles to work.

    I love dressup & fantasy play as part of foreplay. I have pirate stuff, cowboy stuff, generic "badboy" stuff...

    I have long hair that is currently 1.5 inches short of touching my nipples. I cut it myself since guys with long silky hair are like a fetish to women in salons.

    I can walk in 5" heels. I found this out by betting the best friend of my then current girlfriend that I could. I had been observing that she was unbalanced while walking, and I put my money where my mouth was, so to say. It still makes a great party trick, and wins me the occasional bet.

    I have a feather-light touch from years of guitar & piano.

    I love classical music & the ballet. I will drag my current girlfriend to them should there be a ballet/concert in town.

    I can improvise poetry on the spot, and have 3 shelves worth of poetry on my bookcase at home.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:35:28 No.2089468
    I watch Pushing Daisies.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:50:23 No.2089619
    wow i actually feel even more uncomfortable with myself now. i use a loofa, shampoo/conditioner in one, i can admit when a guy is pretty cute and i can imagine giving it but not taking it. i also, once in blundering fear of talking to girls, told this girl i could be gay if it didnt involve having to like other dudes. i listen to vanessa carlton, plain white tees, enrique iglesias, that MIA song thats raging these days.

    otherwise, i smoke, work out, scratch and adjust in public, spit, etc. but like i said, this thread makes me even more insecure. thanks, fags.

    and i fap to tranny/futa all the time.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)22:57:37 No.2089691
    What's so gay about liking Rihanna? She's hot niggertits, and paris hilton

    I listen to some of her songs :3
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)23:11:25 No.2089799
    1-Condition my hair, though honestly, I didn't think that was girly/gay before reading this thread...
    2-I have a couple pairs of panties in my dresser.
    3-I have a slight, weak, and effeminate build, and enjoy being dominated and rough-handled by women. (Thrown onto the bed, her forcing herself on me, pushing me against a wall and making out with me)
    4-I love hugging, cuddling, and nuzzling my girl, and love it when she does it to me too.
    5-I shave my legs, and armpits, and ass, but only because it seems sanitary (my legs are disgustingly hairy; no underarm hair=less smell; easier to shit with no ass hair)
    6-I've never been in a fight (lol, with my skinny body, anyone fighting me would be branded as a bully or something) --but I avoid conflict so much that even loud noises, such as yelling or screaming, make me flinch.
    7-I like to read (which is not "unmanly") --However, a good part of what I read are all romance novels and novellas (No, not Twilight).
    8-I fap to crossdressing shota and femdom (not real femdom, just shotas)
    9-I love anal stimulation, but hate the prep time/clean up time it requires...but the same goes for normal masturbating too...
    10-I listen when girls talk, even that bullshit about celebrities or exboyfriends, I actually find it somewhat interesting.

    I'm not gay, but re-reading those (especially #3) makes me sound so much like a closetfag that I am now insecure. Fuck you /r9k/.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)23:24:00 No.2089925
    >>2087942
    I've never seen this, but am now terribly tempted to see if I can find a torrent of the first season...
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)23:28:28 No.2089961
    >>2089799

    As a big ol' gay, I can assure you that there are few things less gay than being dominated by a woman.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)23:35:26 No.2090012
    >>2088840

    Yeah he is. All my other relationships the sex sucked. I actually sort of hated sex until I met him. It became his goal to give me as much pleasure as possible. So we're both really open minded about sex.

    As for friends into it... no idea. Don't have any close friends. I told one of my best friends I had sex on my period and she told everyone, they all went 'eww ur lyke so gruss' so i said fuck them.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)23:58:04 No.2090203
    >>2088743
    Wow you are my dream girl. Where can i go to meet someone like you?
    >> Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)00:09:35 No.2090293
    >>2090203
    I second this question.

    I want to meet short dominant girls.
    >> Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)00:22:39 No.2090412
    >>2090293
    Please respond D:
    >>2090203
    >>2088743
    >> Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)00:42:18 No.2090576
    I often bake things like cupcakes with cute decorations.
    I have millions of pillows on my bed.
    >> Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)00:57:51 No.2090703
    -I'll often admire my girlish backside figure in the mirror and run my hand down the outside of my thigh. I will sometimes spend hours running my hands around my body creating various senses and pressures. Though I don't really know if women/gays do that.
    -My curly hair goes down practically to my belly button (easily reaching it when wet). Never straightened my hair; that'd be a complete waste of what I got goin' naturally. Also, conditioning and brushing it make it even puffier than it is, so I just shampoo it and run my fingers through it to get out the tangles.
    -I'll often set with my legs tightly crossed, though I try to avoid it in public.

    Everything else, I believe, would be falsely attributed as characteristic to either gender. Specifically liking affection and slow music.
    >> Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)01:39:38 No.2090969
    >enjoy being dominated and rough-handled by women. (Thrown onto the bed, her forcing herself on me, pushing me against a wall and making out with me)

    fuck ya, I'd love a girl to do that to me.. :3.. :(
    >> Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)01:40:59 No.2090979
    i straighten my hair. and i use moisturizer.

    it cracks me up that people think im gay because of that.
    >> Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)01:59:23 No.2091098
    >>2089224
    using treSemme doesn't show you're gay, it shows you're poor.
    >> Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)02:12:05 No.2091190
    Queer as Folk was one of my favorite TV shows.

    I relate more to stereotypically female yearnings in relationships.
    >> Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)10:25:24 No.2094128
    >>2090412
    >>2090203

    To meet someone like me? No idea. Internets. Thats how I met my current man. It's not just her but you as well have to be open minded to anything.
    >> Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)10:26:45 No.2094135
    >>2090203
    >>2090412

    Internets I assume. I really have no idea. You just have to be open minded to everything.
    >> Fine Too 11/11/08(Tue)10:32:31 No.2094164
    I use Feminine Soaps and Shampoos on myself when I plan to masturbate afterwards.

    Mmmm, silky smooth foreskin..
    >> Anonymous 11/11/08(Tue)10:34:02 No.2094174
    i straighten my long hair, shave armpits and watch gossip girl and desperate housewives.


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