[Return]
Posting mode: Reply
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
File
Password(Password used for file deletion)
  • Supported file types are: GIF, JPG, PNG
  • Maximum file size allowed is 2048 KB.
  • Images greater than 250x250 pixels will be thumbnailed.
  • Read the rules and FAQ before posting.
  • Post only original content.
  • このサイトについて - 翻訳
  • Blotter updated: 11/04/08
    • Minor update posted to the news page. Major update coming "soon."
    File :1226306110.jpg-(117 KB, 690x730, itsgoingdoooowwn11.jpg)
    117 KB Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)03:35:10 No.2082527  
    I'm 24, straight asian guy, complete loner, I have a strong dislike for relationships and prefer being alone and doing stuff independently. Never had a girlfriend, don't want one at all, I think I'm weird compared to others but that's how I want to live my life.

    Because of this, guy friend thinks I'm gay, he's a white dude. He fucking tried to set me up with his gay white friend that just broke up. The gay friend has an asian fetish to boot, last dude he was with was..asian. (what the fuck?).

    I'm not sure what to think of this shit.
    Seriously, what the fuck.
    I need help, should I kick his ass?
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)03:36:05 No.2082539
    This may be the closest you get. Accept the offer, go wild.
    >> radioface 11/10/08(Mon)03:38:48 No.2082557
    Having you told him you aren't gay?

    Don't kick his ass, his just wants to see you happy, but he just sucks at it.

    Tell him you aren't gay, and that you aren't looking for a girlfriend right now.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)03:39:57 No.2082566
    Kick his ass, make sure you are the big spoon in the relationship.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)03:40:35 No.2082568
    No, you should fuck his ass. Like the faggot you are.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)03:43:31 No.2082586
    >>2082568
    >Like the faggot asian you are.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)03:44:59 No.2082594
    Tell him to go to hell. I hate it when my friends think they know me better than I do.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)03:46:00 No.2082603
    just accept it, dogg. you finna be fuckin a fag, nagga
    >> (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ / ☝(ﾟ∀ﾟ)☝ / ☜(ﾟ∀ﾟ☜) 11/10/08(Mon)03:46:59 No.2082612
    yes, no better way to prove your heterosexuality and total lack of homophobia than to kick the ass of people who think/ask you if you're gay

    that kind of thing just screams "I'm comfortable with my sexuality and have no latent issues."
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)03:47:19 No.2082616
    Tell your friend "dude, what the fuck? I'm not gay"
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)03:49:32 No.2082635
    OP here
    Listen, I told him I was straight. He knows I'm not gay and he still pulled shit like that.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)03:50:40 No.2082645
    try gay sex, it feels good man
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)03:52:13 No.2082663
    OP, your friend is just jockin on yo bitchass. you best get up in his face and be all like YAA TRICK YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)03:53:18 No.2082673
    >>2082635
    then try to set him up with a gay guy, see how he likes it

    or maybe go to a gay bar and give out his number to a lot of skanky gay dudes, tell them to call late at night
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)03:59:48 No.2082722
    Your friend is a dick. Plain and simple.

    Explain to the faggot that your friend is trolling him as well. Set it up this way:

    1. Get asshole really wasted.
    2. Get faggot to fuck him in the ass.
    3. ?????
    4. LIFE LASTING EMOTIONAL TRAUMA! :D
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)04:05:26 No.2082764
    damn straight you should kick his ass!

    nothing says "i'm totally not gay" like replying to a simple misunderstanding over sexuality with a desperate violent lashout.

    me thinks the gentlemen doth protest too much?
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)04:06:54 No.2082773
    >>2082612
    >>2082764

    hivemind HIGHFIVE!
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)04:08:50 No.2082788
    try suckin a dick, you might like it. you probably think about suckin dick often.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)04:14:01 No.2082824
    >>2082773

    It doesn't count as hivemind when you're seperated by 142 posts, dawg.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)04:18:02 No.2082850
    it counts as whatever i say it counts as faggot
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)04:20:48 No.2082873
    >>2082773
    I dont think you fully understand the hivemind yet

    And he was just messing with you if he knows your straight, white guys do it to each other all the time stop being so fob
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)04:30:25 No.2082938
    Maybe you just need to be sodomized.
    yes yes this must be the case.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)04:35:43 No.2082972
    >>2082873
    i don't think you fully understand who you are talking to

    Delete Post [File Only]
    Password
    Style [Yotsuba | Yotsuba B | Futaba | Burichan]
    Watched Threads
    PosterThread Title
    [V][X]Anonymous