cool story bro

I wish you the best of luck in changing your life

if not, theres always us robots

Good luck with that. Shouldn't be that hard once you get started.

I hate the fact that there are four ellipses in the last panel instead of three. I'm not sure why.

Now, for some leftover birthday cake and ice cream that would make a European cry :D

You won't get a job with no experience.

Don't even try.

best of luck bro

mewtblawck

OP here, walked into the first store that I heard was hiring and filled in an application for a job. Gave it to the manager, she told me they weren't hiring at the moment but "they'd call me if something opened up". In other words, no job.

Too much effort, I think I'll just cling to my internet delusions until it's too late to change for the better and then end it all.

>>2080830
lol, bullshit.

you can totally get a job with no experience. a shitty job yeah, but a job nonetheless. once you get some cash then go try to find an internship somewhere.

once thats all over you get yourself a decent job and work your way up from there.

>>2080847

I know, but I clean up well and I'm not afraid to defraud potential employers with scandalous lies of previous experience.

>>2080830

You are not me, impostor OP. It's 9:30PM no where near tomorrow.

>>2080847
google job fair.... look for the ones in your area.
If you attend one they usually hire on the spot.
And work at an amusement park or something.

They always need more people for seasonal jobs.

OP is this your first time going college.

Oh and more importantly are you a virgin ? sorry it's a mandatory Q here in r9k.

>>2080879

you idort, they know when you bullshit. dont try it.

one potential employer knew i did and told me straight out after the interview.

my dad told me the same thing at work, he does interview, people bullshit and he knows

...That comic just motivated me to go and try to find a job.
Thank you kind anon.

I'm really proud of you OP, really. It hard to change your life for the better when you're so comfortable in your misery.

Geeze you can make a movie out of that comic. I'd watch it but itd be more depressing than The Road.

>>2080918

That's why I posted it.

I don't really feel lonely, or like I need to get a girlfriend, or anything like that so I've never felt motivated by 4chan before. But after thinking about what my parents think of me, or even what my younger sister thinks of me, I just can't live this way any more.

That comic needs to be reposted every hour on /v/.

>>2081036
Moar like almost every board.

...I'm nearly 20 and still in high school. Well, not IN high school, I'm homeschooled. I'm so so far behind because I have nothing to motivate me, like i would in public school. I did start a year late due to medical issues, but that's no excuse for my faggotry. My parents don't help me with anything but food/shelter, so my education rests on my shoulders... And I'm fucking this up. I haven't studied or anything in, God, it's been weeks.

No more. I'm not going to sit here on the computer/PS3 all day anymore. I'm going to finish this shit and get my ass out in the world and live. Starting tomorrow, I WILL NOT REST until I have my GED. Then I will go to college. I'll gain social skills, I'll get a job, I'll push myself and I will succeed.

You never watched Kaiji? Man, what a faggot.

It eloquently expresses what a fucking failure you are.

>>2081135
fuck it,

it needs to be stickied on every god damn board.

>>2081162

Hey, I've never watched it either... haven't watched an anime in almost three years. Used to be obsessed with the stuff when I was younger though... than I turned twenty.

That anime looks pretty cool though- I'll check it out.

>>2081162

And yet I still feel as if I'm missing out on nothing at all.

>>2080744
>>2080918
>>2081158
/r9k/ - the only board left on 4chan with any amount of hope left in its posters. You make me proud.

That comic pretty much related to my situation, but a few weeks ago I decided "Fuck it", and started looking for a job. No luck yet. Probably due to my lack of experience. I'm currently waiting for a response to an application. Wish me luck, I doubt I'll get it though.

>>2081158
I just hit 18 and am pretty much in the same situation as you, thanks for the motivation to not be in the same place in two years D:

If you don't get a job immediately do not give up and fall back into your old ways, start doing calisthenics and alter your eating habits slowly (going cold turkey is hard especially if you're a fat food junky like I once was). Don't sit around waiting for a call after applying at a few joints, make a point to go out and hit up as many places as possible, even if they don't seem to be hiring at the moment.

Everyone commits faux pas every now and then, even those with great social skills so don't sweat it too hard when you walk into that first store and everything feels as if it goes wrong (you try to give a good smile and look friendly, you end up giving a nervous quick smirk and a hurried "I'dliketoapplyforajobplease", on the way out, you push rather than pull). Once you've done it once, you realize that it isn't a big deal. It's embarrassing, but people in real life aren't going to act like assholes as they do on the internet.

Live and learn.

>>2081387
Oh sweet, I felt like I was the only one.

I wish I could give you some advice on how to get your shit together, but I obviously haven't been doing a great job of that. All I can say is good luck, but I hope you won't need luck.

>>2081387
Call them back about it. They like initiative, and it'll make you stand out from the 43241 other no experience people. And people in general dont want to sift through those 43241 resumes.

Here's a 3 part comic similar to OP's

>>2080744
>(don't like anime)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON 4CHAN THEN YOU FUCKING BLASPHEMER FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FF

Kaiji 1-26

http://a.scarywater.net/triad/

Sometimes I get the feeling that 4chan is a loser's rehabilitation center, except we don't know it until lurk long enough.

>>2081476
part 2 of similar life advice comic

>>2081488
part 3 of similar life advice comic

>>2081471
I'm not the person you (mis)quoted, but what exactly should be said in a call-back? Just something along the lines of, 'Hey I just wanted to remind you that I applied for a job oh God oh God please hire me'?

OP, you reinforced my decision and gave me hope. I always just played WoW (yeah yeah I know;) and thought everything was fine. Held a job for six months and that was it. Now, I'm dirt poor with no job and noticed that I did NOT want to work in a factory for the rest of my life.

I am a good reader, and was in the gifted classes throughout school. I became lazy, and they kicked me out of them. My grades followed as I just let homework slide. I got out, worked a job for six months, and then quit.

A year later, here I am with $3 in my savings account and 65 cents in my checking. I am calling my advisor tomorrow to ask about classes and visiting with my friends mother about her take on medical classes (she's a nurse). I am putting in more applications tomorrow. Thing are looking up, I'm just scared as hell.

Godspeed, OP. Things will work out.

>>2081476
>>2081488
>>2081491


HEY LADY, I BOUGHT YOU THIS 300 DOLLAR GIFT. WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? OH GOD PLEASE LOVE ME.

>>2081495
I thought the call was to be made before the interview. No matter, just appeal to the employer the best you can. I recommend reading Dale Carnegie's How to Win Friends and Influence People (dl link http://www.tradebit.com/filedetail.php/726105-how-to-win-friends-and-influence-people) beforehand (3-hour read, max) for a few pointers.

Best of luck to you all.

>>2081476
>>2081488
>>2081491

I've never liked that one. Pigs will fly on the day I buy a girlfriend with gifts

>>2081568
Yeah I never really understood that shit. That move usually just creeps out a person be they a bro or a chick,

>>2081568
Yeah, the method the comic wants you to use really does make you seem like a tool. And I'm not saying that tools can't get ladies, it's just.... the TYPE of woman they arract...
brrrr

>>2080744

XD have fun working at jobs, faggots.

I make money on the internet and love it <3

>>2081568
>>2081581
yeah that part is pretty stupid but it has a similar 'stop being a failure, get ajob" message and I like the drawings

>>2081588
Do you sell get-rich quick packs to losers? I used to, but it made me feel guilty and I quit after 6 months and 20,000 dollars.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HAD AN EPIPHANY

I'm calling up the fucking college tomorrow

I wonder if someone could make a followup thread to this one tomorrow. I'm so motivated right now, but it's late and I'm worried that I'll have forgotten all about this in the morning.

Yes, corporate executives are altruistic. Oh, wait. No, they couldn't give a rats ass about you. Smoke some more weed, hippy.

>>2081325

Good luck Anonymous. I was jobless, despite trying extremely hard, for about 6 months. Now I have a job I really enjoy and am in line for a second job where I can actually earn me some decent money.

Don't lose hope if it doesn't happen overnight. Six months was a long time to wait, but it happened.

>>2081605
Let me guess ... you're an MLM faggot or some variant. how the fuck did it cost you $20k?

>>2081409
take up smoking, it represses hunger. When i put on too much weight i just start eating once a day, if i get skinny i pig out on junk food, it is a good but unhealthy system.

I don't need to work. I'm a republican. Fuck you poor people.

>>2081476

This is horrible advice, especially the girl part. I've never spent more than 50 bucks on a gift & I get laid all the time.

Don't expect your problems to go away when you have some sort of epiphany that will give you the incentive to go out and live life. You're never going to have one. It's as realistic as expecting your problems to go away by winning the lottery.

Femanon here, I seriously wish you'd all post your pics. I'd love to revel in your useless ugliness and reaffirm the track my life is on to a college degree with a future in a 6 number paygrade.

>>2081669
>You're never going to have one
Have one what?

>>2081669
what the fuck at that sentence.....

Go choke down some more fried chicken.

this used to be my life. i got a job now, and i'm working on getting a girlfriend and moving out. wish me luck. also not OP.

God, even 4chan is telling me to get a job.
>>2081476
>>2081488
>>2081491

>>2081675
Get back under your bridge bitch.

>>2081675
stfu bitch! eat a dick aaaaaaaya

bumping for the sake of us robots

I'm going to save this thread, because I'll need it when I get back from my four hours of work tomorrow.

>>2081675
Silly girl, haven't you learned by now it's a man's position, not looks, that determine how other women will cling to his cock?

>>2081675
with her business degree, hahahahhahahaha

>>2081761

So what? I still want to see what these pathetic anon's positions look like.

>>2081773
prolly your stereotypical fat white guy with glasses, neckbeard, greasy skin, etc.

what are u dense?

Oh my... that comic is so obnoxious. 4chan is being overtaken by normalfags. Get this idiots out of here and let this shit thread die.

>>2083942

bamping an old thread just for peepee.

my dad is Robotnik.
that makes me awesome instantly, so I don't care about the rest this pathetic comic

>>2083942
thank you.

i hate this "~*~get a job and join the herd faggot you can do it~*~* motivational shit.

people with jobs, girlfriends, massive amounts of cash, a large house, and a family still feel empty and unaccomplished the same way people without all that feel.

do what makes you happy.

I didn't think there are actually people like that. What the fuck?

>>2080744
Your dad hoped you AMOUNT to something because he was a 9 to 5 loser himself.

Wow that comic is full of shit.

>>2084365

I think there are people like this, varying in severity. I feel better knowing there always people worse off than myself, especially when I'm in a having a shit time.

>>2084344
this anon speaks the truth mutebotfuhahfuck!

Y'all niggas posting in a troll thread etc

>>2081476
>>2081488
>>2081491

I have been looking for these for so long. Thanks, robot!

>>2084554
Pathetic losers swiming in a very famous egyptian river

>>2084596
These are fucking stupid. So ridiculous and over-complicated.

If you want to succeed, get confidence, lots of it. Do so by doing small things at first, then move up.*
*Willpower required.

I just returned from work 20 minutes ago and I'm off to see my girlfriend in 10 minutes.
And it really pisses me off, because right now I wish I just had more time for playing Fallout 3.

>>2084605

I just like the comics. I've already got a girlfriend and a job (Well, had. But I'm still a student so I dont NEED a job quite yet.), among other things.

I disagree with much of it, especially that whole *$400* gift thing. Who thinks of that shit? I approve of the overall tone of the comic though