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    78 KB Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:05:29 No.2078836  
    pic is me. do you worst /r9k/

    inb4 no girls on interwebs; tits or gtfo; make me sammich
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:08:24 No.2078864
    What a poor girl. She needs to eat something nutritious for a change, wear something other than a black band T-shirt, and get a little sun. Short of that, she could stand to do something to her hair other than the profoundly boring 'part down the middle' noise that every other female has.

    There's your constructive criticism. Run off to Target and buy something nice and colorful that doesn't break your bank.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:08:27 No.2078865
    make me irmik helvasi
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:10:01 No.2078876
    eat more, sleep more, get a haircut, and a sense of style
    there's potential
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:10:52 No.2078884
    >>2078864

    SHUT UP U GANGURO

    fake tan preppy bitch, in japan you'd get beat up in like 3 seconds
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:12:08 No.2078897
    I'm usually attracted to girls who are a bit alternative, but you look like the type I would avoid.

    Eat food, go outside, comb your hair and get some clothes. Fuck, you piss me off.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:12:24 No.2078900
    You look like a starving Summer Glau graphed onto the skeleton of Orlando Bloom.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:12:49 No.2078902
    virgin here, i wouldnt hit you
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:12:55 No.2078904
    good advice anon. it is appreciated
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:13:23 No.2078909
    >>2078864
    Actually, I think side parts are just as common and boring.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:14:12 No.2078921
    So wait, what is it you're looking for?

    Oh yea, attention.
    No on cares what you look like.
    Having a vagina does not make you special.
    You make terrible sandwiches.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:15:02 No.2078929
    >>2078884

    Not talking about a fake tan, just getting some time outside and a little natural darkening. Nothing intense, of course, that shit can cause horrible wrinkling in old age without a sense of moderation.

    I'm surprised if there are objections to eating healthy, drinking water, and sleeping more, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:15:51 No.2078937
    I think you're attractive. You don't seem to give a damn about fashion, which is awesome, because I'd rather wear a hoodie and jeans instead of polos or whatever the fuck is popular nowadays. Basically, you're not obsessed with looking bodacious so it's all good as far as I'm concerned.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:16:17 No.2078943
    at least u know where yo place is
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:16:22 No.2078944
    >>2078897
    i have that effect on people
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:16:56 No.2078948
    You just posted this on /b/ girl.

    You are hot, but i just love pale girls. Most of the guys out there would see you as a starving jew.

    Are you german?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:17:05 No.2078949
    >>2078929

    Those things are all gay you big fag.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:17:40 No.2078956
    Hot in a creepy way.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:18:27 No.2078962
    >>2078937
    iz dat sum OP?

    Why, yes, yes indeed, I believe it is.
    >> Anonymous of College Park,MD 11/09/08(Sun)21:19:22 No.2078969
    >>2078836
    >inb4 no girls on interwebs; tits or gtfo; make me sammich

    I think it's safe to say that you will not find that in /r9k/. If you really want it so much, go to /b/.

    But you're welcome here.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:19:39 No.2078973
    >>2078937

    I agree with this guy. I am pretty much only attracted to girls who look like the OP.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:21:50 No.2078993
    >>2078973

    I'm not only attracted to girls like this, I just don't have ridiculously high standards like half the virgin fucktards on this shit heap.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:21:55 No.2078994
    make yourself a fucking sandwhich
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:22:11 No.2078996
    >>2078948
    i couldn't find my post :(
    i fail at interwebs. my connection is so slow that by the time anything loads it has already 404'd
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:22:39 No.2079003
    >>2078836

    To much meth OP, but at least your room is clean.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:25:35 No.2079026
    >>2078996
    type noko into your email field, that way you will stay in your thread
    >> sage sage !ccqXAQxUxI 11/09/08(Sun)21:26:11 No.2079032
    WHY THE FUCK IS MY ARRNINEKAY SO FUCKING TROLLABLE
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:26:31 No.2079036
    wtf are you eating? those look like raw fish eggs or brass ball-bearings
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:27:03 No.2079042
    put down the food fatty.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:27:11 No.2079044
    >>2078996

    /b/ is slow

    but now you got me interested, where are you from?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:28:34 No.2079055
    >>2079026
    sweet thanx
    >> sage sage 11/09/08(Sun)21:31:25 No.2079080
    >>2079055
    >sweet thanx
    NEVERFUCKINGMINDLOSTMYINTEREST
    LURKTHEFUCKMOAR
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:31:37 No.2079082
    Your facial structure is attractive, but you need to rethink your hair and your fashion, as well as getting some sun. Not fake-tan/latina grade color, but flesh tone is generally a good thing.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:31:52 No.2079084
    cereal w/ chocolate milk ftw
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:31:53 No.2079085
    what the fuck is in your left hand?
    Chocolate bubbles?
    >> . 11/09/08(Sun)21:32:49 No.2079099
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    >>2078836
    i actually think your kinda hot.
    i would actually fuck you pretty hard.

    there's something about you.
    yeah, you could use some work,
    but once i start tearing that pussy up,
    and treating you like shit,
    you'll change your ways.


    pic is me.
    looking super fucking hot.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:32:57 No.2079101
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    I have done what I consider to be my worst.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:33:58 No.2079111
    >>2078937


    The point of fashion isn't to latch on to the latest trends, but rather to dress so that you accentuate your own looks, and make yourself feel good.

    It's like a religion with a point.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:35:24 No.2079128
    >>2079101
    lol
    thanx for the nightmares
    >> anem0ne !!XYHK7lW+Knv 11/09/08(Sun)21:35:35 No.2079131
    you look a lot like a girl i know.
    >> The Guru !!GUJgcWVW8Zk 11/09/08(Sun)21:36:02 No.2079141
    what're you eating?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:36:33 No.2079147
    >>2079111
    faggot expounding upon the virtues of fashion here.

    You're pretty hot, an I'd put my dick in you.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:36:42 No.2079148
    >>2079099
    Blue steel brah.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:38:56 No.2079168
    >>2079101
    That was pretty much what it looked like to me before you even did that.

    You need some sun girl, and a smile too. Your face is long... looooong.
    >> . 11/09/08(Sun)21:39:04 No.2079169
    >>2079148
    man its my signature look yo
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:39:40 No.2079177
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    My worst is showing you how you would look if you weren't such a freak.
    >> . 11/09/08(Sun)21:39:55 No.2079181
    OP POAST MORE PICS SO I CAN KNOW IF I'D FUCK YOU OR NOT.
    PREFERABLY SHOWING YOUR TITS OR GTFO
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:39:59 No.2079183
    I'm a girl on /r9k/ too. There is nothing special about that.
    More specifically, I'm a girl that wishes this was a productive thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:40:18 No.2079187
    notes to self: tan, get hair did, buy clothes, stop doing drugs
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:40:53 No.2079194
    >>2078900

    Jesus. You nailed it.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:41:43 No.2079201
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    relative spotted
    >> DO MY SURVEY 11/09/08(Sun)21:42:38 No.2079209
    hello.

    http://www.zoomerang.com/Survey/?p=WEB228GH5ESWWS

    please and thankyoublockzzzzies
    >> AM !TwoDwkW3bI 11/09/08(Sun)21:43:20 No.2079214
    You look like a young Shannon Doherty strung out on meth.

    If you weren't a trap, I'd fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:48:27 No.2079269
    Do less meth, k.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:52:02 No.2079304
    Ew, that food looks disgusting.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:52:40 No.2079307
    make your self a sammich.


    bitch.
    >> . 11/09/08(Sun)21:55:01 No.2079333
    >>2079307
    oh gawd i lol'd hard.
    that's funny.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:56:04 No.2079347
    OP, get some sleep/lay off the meth and I think you'd look surprisingly good.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:56:53 No.2079354
    >>2079177
    Things like this make me scared to like people with photoshop skills.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)21:58:24 No.2079370
    oh r9k you unfashionable ignorant bunch of barbarians.

    iek earns quite a bit looking like that
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)22:30:52 No.2079605
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    but you are so beautiful, how could i do anything to you?
    >> Penitent Tangent 11/09/08(Sun)22:34:12 No.2079635
    You look like a female Merzbow
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)22:36:26 No.2079656
    >>2079635
    >>2079635

    haha. this
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)22:42:23 No.2079722
    game some cheek flab, to skinny, get a good hair style and some sun. Change your clothing too. You could be beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)22:42:57 No.2079732
    >>2079722
    gain******


    muteylockbockcock
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)22:48:49 No.2079789
    Been doing a little meth, have we?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)22:52:11 No.2079835
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    i have revealed your true face
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)22:55:13 No.2079872
    >>2078937
    you might want to drill this into your thick skull: there are social norms for a reason. the sooner you understand and accept this, the easier your life will be. That balding 40y/o guy with the mullet and the Metalica shirt from 84? there is a reason he is still making $7.50 at a record shop and selling meth out of his parent's garage
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)22:56:52 No.2079896
    wow look a "rate me" thread of some retarded cunt with 70 replies, woo hoo

    if there were any justice you would all be banned
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)22:59:55 No.2079927
    >>2079872

    And that would be his own life choice, you fucking jew. Not everyone cares about material things
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)23:17:31 No.2080104
    anyone attracted to this thing has serious issues.
    /thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)23:33:19 No.2080262
    wanna have awkward sex?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)23:40:25 No.2080338
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    >>2079635

    CANNOT UNSEE

    MEATBLOCK
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)23:41:27 No.2080350
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    i made OP look healthy and Fun! eating some yummy purple cereal
    >> Casanova Frankenstein !upUGcHlgU2 11/09/08(Sun)23:42:58 No.2080374
    You look exactly like a female version of myself.

    Extremely pale and at the compute with a bunch of food.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)23:44:35 No.2080392
    >>2080104
    100% honestly the skinniness, sunken facial features, and lack of any muscle mass are not just unbecoming, they're unhealthy.

    Hell OP, a little skinnier and I'd say you're anorexic, but as is I wouldn't be surprised if you're below the average BMI for your height.

    Gym, nutrition, hygiene, fashion, as has been stated a million times already. You'll feel a lot better about yourself, because you'll look less like a ghoul and more like a hot chick.

    Also, why would you pout when you take a picture? Goddamn emo/metal/wtf kids.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)23:46:24 No.2080408
    You look malnourished and like you haven't seen enough sunlight. Get off the computer; no one here cares about you anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)23:46:55 No.2080415
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    this thread is still alive? jeez
    here's one more for you then
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)23:49:24 No.2080439
    >>2080415

    There is something about this picture that makes me really sad. Sad sad sad sad sad.
    >> ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦speedycat♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ !PedoASKtvI 11/09/08(Sun)23:51:21 No.2080452
    not bad, i would have you preform oral sex on my penis and then i would thrust it into your vagina until i ejaculate. and i would probably call you back.
    >> Týr !!EWbSt/UdwSl 11/09/08(Sun)23:53:26 No.2080466
    What does the OP shirt say?

    I'd hit it, regardless.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)23:53:37 No.2080468
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    >>2080415
    Attempts do de-ugly you are proceeding nicely.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)23:54:02 No.2080472
    >>2080415

    oh god you are ghastly looking...but in a lydia deeds from beetlejuice kinda way.

    if you were an intelligent girl I could see myself being attracted to you in an opposites attract way.
    >> Negrodamus The 9000th !3GqYIJ3Obs 11/09/08(Sun)23:55:01 No.2080478
    >>2080415
    What is that shit you're eating? Plate looks like it was designed by Tim Burton.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/08(Sun)23:58:50 No.2080515
    >>2080472
    So you're attractive and retarded, then?
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:10:25 No.2080643
    >>2080452


    speedycat, you unconscionable motherfucker. go back to reaming yourself with your guns, you psycho fuck. OP is now mentally scarred from your post.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:11:49 No.2080655
    >>2080515

    yeah I realized after posting someone would make that assumption.

    I consider myself fairly smart but nothing special. Same goes for attractiveness, average but nothing special.

    I was thinking more of the lines of that I'm a generally happy go lucky guy, she looks like a misery chick. I have an odd affinity for couples that are opposites in that regard.

    I was just hoping she was intelligent to make up for her spooky appearance, if she's some run of the mill dumb goth girl..buh no thanks.
    >> AM !!/CJ7Dj5CNz0 11/10/08(Mon)00:12:29 No.2080667
    >>2080643
    speedycat is a mean motherfucker

    don't mess with him and his witty reparte
    >> ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦speedycat♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ !PedoASKtvI 11/10/08(Mon)00:16:28 No.2080714
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    >>2080667

    actually i have been overly nice to most people on 4chan. the fact that you claim i am mean hurts my feelings :(
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:18:21 No.2080740
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    well i hope i have altered your opinion of supermodels and the wonders of makeup ;)
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:24:48 No.2080831
    >>2080643

    /k/ here

    im loling at the fact you guys think speedycat has guns

    he doesnt own a single firearm. he posted jewtube videos of himself shooting his uncles guns and he has terrible form and technique.

    hes also underageb&
    >> lola !0oYIpi412s 11/10/08(Mon)00:25:42 No.2080844
    >>2080740
    she looks worse there than any of the other pics
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:29:27 No.2080883
    >>2080714
    If you're not 14, I'd be ashamed to be you.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:31:28 No.2080904
    >>2078836

    Oh lawd is dat Iekeline Stange?

    8/10 because you picked her :3
    >> Commissar Cockrot 11/10/08(Mon)00:34:03 No.2080946
    It is my humble goal to look like you.

    Except with less black.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:36:25 No.2080978
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    >>2080904

    Me again.

    And here's a picture of her at a vogue cover shoot.
    She's a gorgeous creature, isn't she?
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:36:35 No.2080982
    r9k sure has high standards for sex-starved virgins
    i like OP. she doesnt look like your average retarded bitch
    she also looks like she has good taste in music
    i wish i could make you mine, OP
    >> stand on toilet girl !!EkiuUadC9sR 11/10/08(Mon)00:38:06 No.2080997
    Why the hell does this thread have so many fucking posts? Pointless shit.
    >> (☞゚∀゚)☞ / ☝(゚∀゚)☝ / ☜(゚∀゚☜) 11/10/08(Mon)00:42:03 No.2081041
    >>2080831
    hahahhahahaha, I hope this is true
    >> ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦speedycat♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ !PedoASKtvI 11/10/08(Mon)00:42:43 No.2081053
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    >>2080831

    lol actually it was a co-workers gun and yes i admit it was terrible form but i had never shot a fully automatic weapon before that.

    and yes i do own several firearms. here is a picture of my pride and joy. my M1 Garand.
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:42:57 No.2081057
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    you look like conan obrien OP
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:43:04 No.2081061
    >>2080982
    exactly. amen to that
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:44:37 No.2081079
    >>2081057

    Quick, compare her to Richard O'Brien too!
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:44:42 No.2081080
    You looked like a man version of Keira Knightley.
    >> ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦speedycat♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ !PedoASKtvI 11/10/08(Mon)00:46:53 No.2081106
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    poastless texts are not allowed
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:47:29 No.2081111
    sage this fucking shit

    fuck off
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:47:39 No.2081113
    >>2080468
    i find you very attractive, OP
    i wish to explore every part of your body
    >> Anonymous 11/10/08(Mon)00:49:37 No.2081130
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    >>2081079

    delivery is always provided by anonymous!


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