Aquaman In Space 4D: Smellovision

Any black superhero.

Spiderman 3

Superboy Prime: The Movie, starring Taylor Lautner.

We take the kid from Social Network, make him a total douchebag, have him dress up in blue and red tights and he fights crime by shooting webs at crooks.

Aquaman movie

Cable & Deadpool, written by Rob Liefeld.

Robert Pattinson in blackface. (This could also be his superhero name)


He's rich, successful, his parents are alive, he can talk to sea creatures and has absolutely no weaknesses

A superhero with the power to communicate with corn.

>>20459592

Thor played by an underwear model.

Summer Glau is...any female superhero.

I cube man his super power is he can control ice the way magneto can control metal

gets his power by being caught in a radioactive hail storm

his enemy of course has heat powers

Okay, we take most of the major Marvel superheroes, and we stick them all in one movie together.

We take Adam Sandler and have him play a superhero who babysits

>>20459630
havent they done that 30 or 40 times already

an x-men movie centered around morph and mystique with them and every one of their transformations played by tyler perry

Schindler's List 2: Revenge of SuperHitler

Completely disregarding the topic and posting Chris Hemsworth

Runaways movie.

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>>20459670
Don't stop. Don't stop -- ! Harder! Almost there..

The Hulk vs. every Marvel hero and villain

Hulk wins
Batman wins in The Hulk vs. Everyone II

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>>20459670
>>20459675
>>20459683
>>20459693

Go on...

.................sigh

>>20459670
Oh Mr. Evans, what are you saying to me? You'll make out with Mr. Hemsworth while slowly taking off your clothes and gyrating for me in private? No.. noo.. you shouldn't..

see the file name

/tv/-Man
A 23-year old pile of shit that hates everything and posts his shitty opinions to the internet gains powers. He was trying to download Sasha Grey porn, but he accidentally downloads a mystical alien power that gives him the ability to go outside. His strength increases the stronger his virginity is, so talking about the differences between Tolkien's books and the Peter Jackson movies in a LOTR thread, or posting 100+ pictures of ASR in one thread, or discussing who would win between a Star Destroyer vs the Enterprise-E raises his powers to full level.

I would pay my entire life saves just to watch Hemsworth and Evans listen to RDJ fart through a walky-talky

>>20459728
Stoppit, I already fapped about 2 hours ago, I need to sleep.

>>20459644
Laughed my FUCKING ASS OFF.

>>20459739
thats uh....hmm

He has a big forehead and tiny eyes.

Bogaloo Shrimp Begins His Rise 5 - Last Stand

Pedophile-Man. He goes around defending pedophiles from being socially shun. He attends rallies to let people know there is nothing wrong with it.
The whole movie takes a extreme pro-pedophile stand. Pedophile-Man and a few of his fellow priests are seen as the only real heroes in the movie against a hoard of Orwellian-type prudes.
At night he goes home to his 12 year old wife.
His Arch-enemy is a senator who pushes for chemical castration for known pedophiles.

Steel
Starring Lebron James

Green Latern

should i suffer through kristen stewart's pouting to see my husbando?

I have a feeling that the gays and women of /tv/ will spam the Avengers like they spammed the boys from Inception
I'm ok with this

>>20459820
.. not worth it. Too risky.

If Uwe Boll couldn't kill it no one can.

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Starrying Johnny Depp as the Joker
And Bruce waynes as bateman
Tom Arnold as the Phantasm
Angelina Jolie as the girl bruce wayne falls in love with
Ricky Gervais as butler
Scarlette Johanson as Poison Ivy
Penn Teller as the Penguin
Nicole Kidman as Catewoman
featuring Drake as Robin and Peter Parker as Spidemon

>In a world Where Batmans fly and get all the doubles, one batman tries to save the city he loves that killed his parents
In
Batmane: the Archam Asylom

Batman reboot, directed by Ang Lee

Avengers 2, non-ironically, focuses on the Great Lakes Avengers, directed by Uwe Boll and starring Christian Slater.

It is written entirely by Jeph Loeb.

>>20459846
>Batman being all I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU

HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I would pay to see all of these movies

so cute

make the hero gay

>>20459882
This is why the genre will never die

Batman, directed by that guy that made Inception because Inception was so deep.

An Avengers adaptation written and directed by Joss Whedon.

An adaptation of this. Rated G.

The next Marvel and DC adaptations star Eddie Murphy in all roles.

>>20459835
xy-th Batman film directed by Uwe Boll. Ofcourse, he would also be the leading star, calling Joker a "Bay-esque retard" and squaring it off with him in the ring- such a glorious final scene

Fantastic Four killed it pretty good for a while. Then Wolverine did it's best to stomp the corpse so bad it could never be used again.

This thread needs more shirtless Hemsworth, not that Anon isn't doing a wonderful job with the previous posts.

A Chris Hemsworth thread on /tv/? Well I never!

he's a god, alright

spider-man: one more day

god damn is he tall

it's so nice of him to hold hands with his sister

its not his sister ;_;

>>20459984

the only other picture with his shirt off is when he was a scrawny kid on some aussie soap

and that is no bueno

>>20460017
she is not his sist.. oh ok

Foreskin Man: The Movie

how do waifufags deal with the unyielding desire to want someone?

>>20460057
Cryings whilst masturbating

Hello? Someone is posting pictures of me in an obsessive manner? Carry on.

spiderman three

I'm not a fan of wincest, but...

uh oh

>>20460098
Their mpreg babies would be gods.

don't get so close

you'll catch miley cyrus cooties

>>20460111
forgot pic fuck

thug life

actually, his brother is pretty cute too. handsome must run in the family.

but he fucked miley cyrus. inexcusable

the god of thunder

and something else

loins?

he was in star trek?

dem arms

:3

I would make this my wallpaper

but that would be gay

Making Howard Stern's Fartman movie a reality.

Looks like it's already been done. What a steaming turd it was as well.

catwoman 2

>>20459605
fucking saved!

I'll take this seriously:

It's about this twenty-something who is idealistic as all hell who gets superpowers. (It doesn't matter which). He does the costume thing. He runs around being heroic then suddenly it cuts to --

-- desaturated crappy apartment. A guy gets up, he's maybe 35. He's tubby. No alarm clock, he's just been laying there. He shuffles around. There is a dusty Abmaster or some shit laying on the living room floor. He picks up a video game controller --

-- bam, back to the heroic action. Save some girl.

-- back to desaturated. He goes out for some fast food. He sees some teenage kids hassling an old man, he does nothing. He drives home in a cruddy car. He's at the stoplight --

-- back to the action, superhero saves some old guy from MUGGERS WITH GUNS

-- he finishes the drive home.

The whole film goes on like this. The end credits have no music, just the beeps of a videogame.

So we get Jack Black to play a zany and wacky Gree. Lanter..
That or Van Wilder fights a giant brown space turd.

>>20461096


That would actually be good though.

>>20461096
That could be interesting, if done correctly.

Foreskin DUDE

He was a doctor in Isreal, who performed circumcisions all day long.

One day, unbeknownst to him, he performed his millionth circumcision, which in some obscure Jewish folklore gives the circumcision performer unlimited power.

His nemeses are a group of redneck neo-nazis who lobby for Isreal to be bombed.

They achieve financial backing from a shady organisation of powerful racists. They are bought state of the art weaponry and vehicles etc.

Foreskin man was never circumcised, when his Isreali people find this out they turn on him, threatening to hand him over to the racists unless he gets himself circumcised.

He agrees, but the circumcision robs him of his powers. With this, he flees.

The film ends with the band of fascists searching the globe for him.

The big reveal at the end is he is at a Jewish monastry training and meditating to become the hardest motherfucker alive.

>>The End

>>?

Get this... Christopher Nolan writes a batman trilogy. And he casts Christian Bale as Batman. And I'm not done either. They put The Joker in it, but he's not the Joker. He's Zsasz. And the general public will have no idea because only /co/mrades can tell the difference.

Ryan Reynolds as Aquaman

Robin & Robin: Forever

A direct sequel to The Dark Knight Rises after Batman is brutally murdered. Two of Batman's wannabes (Mark Wahlberg, Danielle Radcliffe) battle with the evil Mr Freeze (Philip Seymour Hoffman) for the control of his "freeze ray" device which he plans to use to destroy the planet for no reason other than being extremely evil. Written by Jason Friedberg and directed by Zack Snyder, this dark unsettling character study of Robin and Robin features freeze cold rock hard nipples, skin tight costumes, and fat mexican henchmen in mankinis.

Ryan Gosling moonlights as an autistic super getaway driver. But the movie would have no action and boring sparse dialogues only.