>Problem, Bane?

Movie is going to rock.

Problem, officer?

Why exactly was he screaming again?

Fuck trailer cannot come out soon enough.

>>19563189
Because Bane's pulling his hair

>bale's face when

Why is everyone fighting barehanded?

Is anyone else disappointed with the casting choice for Catwoman? Anne Hathaway hasn't been in 1 good film, and even if you ignore the script, she looks nothing like a catwoman. I was hoping we would get more of an Adam Hughes type.
I really hope my expectations are overturned.

>mfw OP clearly does not know how this ends

>>19563145
how do i fight in highheels?

>>19563212
An obese Joker would be pretty rad.

EARTHQUAKE MACHINE CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL

>>19563191
This pictures only makes me want a live-action movie featuring Bale as Vegeta even more...
Just imagine him yelling with his batman voice at the top of his lungs and going FULL Saiyan...

BATMAN'S DEAD PARENTS CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL

>>19563245

Can't wait to finally see this thing in action.

>>19563250
FUCK YEAH BATMAN

>>19563271
Wrong picture

>>19563271
FUCK YEAH FRONTAL NUDITY

>>19563271
Is Bale circumcised?

>>19563222
I'm with you. She's not even that cute and she's a terrible actress.

>>19563282
Nope. Just not as much skin.

>>19563271

>>19563288
In technical terms, he has a halfsleeve

>>19563297
Yeah. I've got the same in some cases it covers everything some just half, like you said.

>>19563245
>Bale playing Vegeta
That would be fucking neato, man.

>>19563189

>Why exactly was he screaming again?

>Hello officer my name is Bane. I would like your face to meet my knee.

>>19563222
>Anne Hathaway hasn't been in 1 good film

brokeback mountain
rachel getting married
devil wears prada

BATMAN, WHY DON'T YOU KILL THE JOKER?
I wonder if they'll bring up the subject in Rises, even just a passing reference to his incarceration at Arkham.

>mfw none of you will even be as handsome as batman

He's using the shaving foams.

THUS MOOVEE IZ ALLEGORY 4 OCCUPY,
JUST LIKE TEH DARK KNIGT WUZ ABOUT THE PATRIOT ACT

See this gif? Someone make one with Hardy/Bane

>>19563271
>Talia Al Ghul
>not Miranda Tate

>>19563245
*growls* IT'S OVER NINETHOUSAAAAAAAND!

>>19563426
And so it begins.

So there's that Russian convention coming up where apparently they're showing new trailers for Spider-Man, Avengers, and Batman. I hope I get to see something leaked out of that.

>>19563244
It's an EMP that causes earthquakes.

HEY GUYS IM SO HAPPY TO PLAY CATWOMAN ARE YOU?

>>19563758
Should be cool. I hope the movie doesn't just shamelessly retread Batman Begins with "Waynetech LOLSCIENCE equipment stolen, bad guys use it to put THE FINAL PLAN in motion!"

>>19563189
He has a very sensitive scalp, okay? Jeez.

>>19563271
Hahahah, they both have tiny dicks

>>19563864
That's called a clit

>>19563864

Why you gotta be hatin' on the batman?

>>19563864
No, that's just called not having an erection

>>19563880

Why is she in this movie?
Is she fucking Nolan?

>>19563914
No she's a great actress you baboon. And she's playing Talia.

mfw I know my body will never be ready

>dat cast
>come at us

>>19563271

So is having a microdick a requirement to be in a Nolan movie?

Makes me wonder about Jiggle.

>>19563924
>Cotillard has denied speculation that she is playing a dual role as Talia al Ghul, stating that her character is a completely original creation.

>>19563982
Yeah and Liam is playing Henri Ducard.

>>19563924

So it's very likely she is fellationing Nolan

>>19563994

Lol, OP's pic reminds me of the dance scene in the Inbetweeners Movie

>>19563965
JGL has a larger-than-average sized penis.

>>19564077
pics or it didn't happen

>>19564077

He prolly jacked off beforehand to give the illusion that he has a big penis.

Liam Neeson has the biggest cock on this planet

>mfw Hathaway defense force posts same 3 "sexy" (heavily photoshopped/makeupped/professionally shot) photos to prove that she's okay for Catwoman role

>>19564113

Anyone these days has a defense force?

>>19564083
It's just based on rough estimations from tight clothing he's worn; he's never done full-frontal.

>>19564159
Fucking faggot.

If this movie is half as retarded as these caps are, this is gonna be on the same level as The Room

I love these threads

>>19563391
Holy shit, is that MVP? What the fuck are you doing there? You're supposed to be wrestling.

>>19564159
He might just have big balls. I have that and it makes my overall package look large.

My penis is always tiny flacid. I always have to quickly boner when I hookup randomly so they don't laugh me out the door

>>19564167
Yeah I know, it's wrong. But it's from a purely technical point of view so it's not as bad.

>>19564192
I think it's a little bit of both, to be honest. I wish I wasn't away from my computer so I could show you the pictures that are good examples.

>>19563758
So, a reimagining of The Core's DESTIni?

>>19563203
>Bane has to stand atop stairs and be elevated in order to be the same height as Batman

LOL

FUCKING FAILURE

>>19564192
My dick is usually about 3.5'' flaccid and it only gets smaller when cold, but when erect it looks totally normal. Not astoundingly magnificent, but certainly average.

Fucking wizards, man.

>>19564287
My penis is average length but above average thickness

It gets the bitches wet

>>19564287
nobody gives a solitary fuck

>you will never clearly see Batman hitting Bane because of Nolan's parkinson's camera.

>Batman thread
>We all discuss penises

/tv/ - Television and Film

Christian Bale's dick looks like a good size to me. idk what ya'll are talking about.

It's also widely known that Liam Neeson has a lethal weapon in his pants.

>homos took over batman thread

internet rule like godwins law?

>>19564415
kiss my dick

>>19564415
>implying you have to be gay to talk about dicks.

gtfo homophobe

>>19564113
Nah, it's the Nolantards. They're 10 times worse than ponyfags when defending their shitty, pathetic and dehumanizing fetish.

God tier Catman

Why doesn't Batman just taze bane. A mall-cop could beat him.

>>19564758
Safely away behind your PC fat boy?

>>19563391

You can't deny the timing is fortuitous. I could stand to see more shots of Bane's lackeys, I like their costuming...

>>19564357

Quit bitching. And using MJF as a punchline ;_;

>>19564737

I watched a couple episodes of 60s Batman recently, dem Catwimmenz.

God-tier casting?

>>19564805

God-tier casting!

>>19564853
Saved cool one bro.

Talia is so pretty.

>>19564805
>>19564853

Has casting ever blatantly given away plot because it's been so good before...?

>>19564918
They gave it away with the RAS one, so it was easy to fill in the Talia one.

>>19564918

>>19564942
Yeah but they were both teens were talking about 20/30+ age difference.

>>19564898
I know it's a longshot, but the Robinfags get their speculation, so I'm going to have a go; is it just me or does that look like a preggo dress? Maybe Talia gets knocked up by Brucey like in the com-coms? A bit of flirting whilst they're on the board together, and then BAM, she's all like "HAHHA I WAS WITH BANE ALL ALONG" and then whatever, I don't know.

>>19565078
No but the funny thing is that Marion did have a kid right before they started filming. But nah it's the exact same outfit as in the comics.

>>19565092
Ah right, never really seen what she looks like in the comics.

What is the deal with JGL's character though? And don't say Robin, that's stupid. Will he just be another ally for Batman, a replacement for Gordon, or a sort of pseudo-Robin, that's not quite Robin but basically a sidekick/replacement for Batman?

>>19565131
Batman's apprentice to become the new Batman after Bane breaks his spine

>>19565131
>a replacement for Gordon.
This.

>>19565131
Pseudo-Robin 100%. I'd put money on it.

>>19565131
Gordon replacement. JGL didn't shoot that long or much.

>>19565152
>>19565140
A combination of these two. He'll be in line to become a new Batman figure by the end, but not actually be a new Batman.

>>19565158
So sort of like what Batman wanted Harvey Dent to be? That's the most likely outcome in my opinion.empasis on opinion

Another possibility, though pretty far-fetched, is that he might be a bit of an Azrael type of character? He was a cop I'm pretty sure, and turned up during Batman's absence in the comics to replace him. Went over the line and Batman had to take him down. Don't think they'll do it, but I wouldn't be surprised if they used elements of that storyline.

I'm prediciting JGL will bring in Talia, whilst Batman takes down Bane.

>>19565220
JGL is just a simple cop. It's Bane and Talia that are controlling the LoS. Bane strikes Batman, Talia strikes Bruce. Talia delivers everything to Bane. And then they fuck on the grave of Bruce his parents. Get your shit together.

>>19565248
He's not though. In the Empire feature Nolan said that out of JGL and MC one is a close ally and the other is an enemy. I'm sure he probably plays a bigger role then just a "simple cop".

> tfw you went to the filming in Pittsburgh and are going to fbf the stadium scene on the dvd to find yourself

>>19565295
Do you know Talia? She plays people like a fucking puppet master.

>>19565311
I thought she was just a retarded version of Ra's. All I really know about her is from Arkham City and she seemed pretty dense in that. Not got round to reading any comics with her in yet.

no i do not know her because she is a fictional character

>>19564273
Okay, I'm home now, let me find the image I'm talking about.

>>19565362
Yeah there is your problem, I mean look at Bane in that game. Fucking waste still an amazing game, but some characters are not used in the correct way.

>>19565389
Yeah, Bane is pretty retarded in most of what I've seen. But he's looking good in DKR, the mask doesn't bother me and Hardy looks intimidating as fuck. And he's actually going to have brains this time.

There are some new leaked prologue descriptions, and they aren't mind blowing.

>>19565645
>dat shopped face
perfect

>>19564192
>>19563965
Alright, I know it looks bad, but this is strictly for your research and by your request. I felt very bad compiling it because this type of behavior is usually accompanied with masturbation.

>>19565140
I don't think there's any chance whatsoever of JGL being a Batman apprentice. There's nothing we've seen or heard of the movie that would lead us to believe that's the case.

What we do know is that JGL plays a cop that interacts with Bruce in some way, and that Gordon gets put in the hospital. So, some sort of good cop Gordon replacement seems logical.

>>19565836
JGL, Catwoman and more will be there in the end, to be trained by a retired and partially crippled Bruce Wayne

>>19565742

You're a brave man, Dave.

>>19565853
Pure speculation. For all we know, JGL is some crooked cop that Bane employs to undermine the police force, and Bruce is on to him.

>>19565836
He's a bit young to become the next commish, isn't he? Signs he might be an apprentice - young, high profile actor; final film in the series will probably mean an end to Batman's career; film's main villain is a character famous for putting Batman out of action, a plot which involved a Batman-replacement; Nolan is cool, this idea is cool.

>>19565905
Waste of talent.

>>19565918
Exactly. JGL is too much of a hot property to just be playing a beat cop. Character works in law enforcement, Bane exists, conclusion of Bruce as Batman. Pseudo-Robin/Batapprentice theory holds as much water as any other really.

I still think that using the league of shadows again is like having a second death star. I want to see Batman fighting criminals, not going up against an evil empire.

>>19565915
Batman doesn't need a line to the commish, he just needs a good cop. Gordon was a new cop in Gotham when he hooks up with him in the comics. He's also not at the top when Bats connects with him in Begins.

>>19565954
he's right there in OP's pic swinging a stick like Nightwing would/does (who was training to become a cop i think)

>>19565866
I try; if I can't be more brave in reality, I can at least try to be brave on my favorite imageboard.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is just a mediocre actor fresh out of the sitcoms. He's not even good looking, I keep wondering why you fruitbars make such a big deal out of him. Is it because he looks feminine? Seriously, shut the fuck up already.

>>19565954

Nobody is saying he's just a simple beat cop. He's a cop with a relationship with the hero of the movie. The argument was that there's a good chance he is a replacement for Gordon as Batman's contact with the police. Gary Oldman is no chump, and JGL taking on a role similar to his wouldn't be wasted talent.

>>19566016
He was good in Brick.