I hope they bring Merideth comes.

Did you see that chick's panties?

>first float is sonic
>johnny weir
>cobra starship

it's a celebration of my shitty fandom taste and I'm ready

Fuck, i was about to make the same thread with this image

Newsies, anyone?

>>19528797

oh, thats where that was from. it's the only musical I need to watch more but never do

Is there any stream for this? I'd kind of like to watch it but don't feel like leaving my computer just to do that.

>>19528797

oh never mind I thought they already sung it

Fuck off, Newsies. We need moar floats.

I can't stand the lyric changes. And the fuck is this chick? Where's Denton?

THESE KIDS ARE SO UGLY
YOU COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN CUTE KIDS?

>>19528839
RIght? Holy shit. They held a casting call for the palest Jews in the country

>>19528839
They're from New York, what do you expect?

ah well at least they can tap dance

"make the Delancy's pee in their pantsies"

THE FUCK IS WITH YOUR LYRIC CHANGES? FUCK YOUR SHIT.

SISTER ACT IS ON BROADWAY
OH GOD DOES NO ONE HAVE TASTE ANYMORE

>>19528819
http://www.earthcam.com/events/thanksgiving/2011/
that's pretty much it. everything else I found was from previous years.

Why do I watch this every year?

I turn it on, and it's always some song-and-dance number. No bands, no floats. Song-and-dance numbers.

I watch a parade for a parade, dammit.

...Sorry, I'm grumpy, I don't think I slept long enough.

>>19528877
I know that feel

>>19528877
To see Santa Calus in the end. That's the only reason anyone watches it.

>>19528877

I worked wed. night and I work tonight
this is the only thanksgiving thing I can experience and this is the first time I'm watching it in full

EVERY OTHER PERSON IS ADVERTISING SOMETHING THATS NOT A FUCKING FLOAT

what I'm trying to say is I'm also tired and I feel ya buddy

>>19528877
No one on television would watch it.

Too many plugs... I don't give a shit about when Parenthood is on.

>>19528877
I'm the opposite. I don't give a shit about floats and balloons. Although that destruction of Newsies hurt me.

...Did that woman really just have to explain the plot of Sister Act?

>>19528910
I'm surprised people still watch that.

fucking john fogerty.

Was last year the one where Rick Astley showed up?

BORRRRRRRRRRRRRED

>have 20oz of green apple and blue rasberry vodka
>can't drinking them at 9am due to family coming over

worst morning ever

>>19528895
Wow. You're right.

>>19528942

that was at least 3 years ago I think idk fuck it you win, man

>>19528946
Man up and drink it. Answer the door naked.

It's musical and broadway acts because NBC is filming in front of Macy's, which doesn't get floats or balloons for awhile.

the only thing I can find wrong with the hugo trailer is the font choice

my body is ready

>It's Sailor Mickey! Let's see what's going on!

>>19528956

I could play it off and just say I'm tired (my usual excuse since I have been up all night--DANIEL RADCLIFFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I take back my last post fuck daniel that is horrible

darren criss all day erry day

he's of small stature.

Damn he short. And awkward.

Is that Harry Potter?!

Daniel Radcliffe really needs to grow a beard. He looks like a huge homo right now.

>Daniel Radcliffe
>John Larroquette
>musical number
...2 out of 3 ain't bad.

>blue bowtie

yeah no need to stand out, shortie, we see you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL-hNMJvcyI

That was pretty horrible. But can you imagine all the little HP fangirls that will beg their parents to buy tickets just because?

murrican holidays

>commercials everywhere
>promoting broadway plays
>promoting singers hawking their albums
>promoting the always-attention-hungry ego of mayor Bloomberg
>promoting actors hawking their TV shows and movies
>trace amount of parade coverage

>>19529048
>nothing new

>>19529039
>being european

nope.

>priscilla queen of the desert musical

I DIDN'T KNOW.....I DIDN'T KNOW OH I WANT TO SEE IT

>The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
Fucking hell. My friend made me watch that once.

It disturbed me immensely.

Whats with all these black people on TV? I haven't seen an actual Negro in real life in years.

>>19529075

Mr. Anderson...do you enjoy my green sequined gown?

>>19529087

new york lol

>promoting Grimm
>not having Monroe

>>19529075
Was it because Agent Smith is in it?

>Avril Lavigne on the turkey float

Yeah go back to Canada, hoser

So how's Grimm?

>>19529121
I enjoy it very much.

so from what I see grimm is trying to be psych and supernatural at the same time? ON NBC OF ALL CHANNELS?

that money could have went to feeding children or fixing a road or something

>>19529121


It's just generic cop show #1 million, but with bonus of all the bad guys doing monster-faces that only the Grimm guy can see. It's crap.

>>19529112

>>19529048

This. The non-stop shameless promoting really ruin the parade every year.

>>19529092
No.
>>19529118
Probably because it was him in a dress.

Yeah, she also made us watch Boondock Saints. It was a pretty unnerving night. We had to counter it with Memento and Sleepy Hollow. Not enough.

Oh my god, this Spiderman musical is as bad as they say.

Let's get this started

>Spirder-man

>>19529147
>>19529160
People do compare it to early Supernatural seasons. (not Psych at all--where'd you get that?) In this take, Grimm's descendants can see the creatures of fable hiding in plain sight, and must kill the bad ones. It's fun, gory, and although the cgi is cheap it's entertaining.

Watch an ep or two before writing it off. Miles better than Once Upon A Time, anyway.

I'm downloading this ost right now just for shits and giggles

HOW MANY SPIDER-MANS ARE THERE?

>>19529211
Sure seems like it.

What the fuck is wrong with the Green Goblin? It seems like they were trying to make up for the Goblin Ranger - a little TOO hard.

Can't wait for the hour-late tape-delayed NBC coverage that'll somehow be filled with even more shameless promos and less parade coverage.

>>19529215

I get the psych vibe from the following
>main guy is the only one with the "power" deal
>black guy hurr
>comedy kind of
>solving cases

but seeing as you compared it to early spn, I will definately be checking it out, excuse typos, extreme apathy activated

>>19529226
I turned really quick and thought maybe the Power Rangers were doing their segment

Sing OFF! is it like face off? But without Nicholas Cage?

>>19529237
No, the black man is just generic cop partner. They have no quirky banter or retard spaz moments. The only banter main white guy has is with a good, sarcastic werewolf who he uses for info and a bloodhound you pay in booze.

dat buzz lightyear

>Radio City Rockettes
Well, this is... less gay.

>>19529253

hmmm if werewolf is hot I'm sold on grimm

I guess I'll tolerate the dog (ain't wasting no good drink on pets)

What is that gross black chick doing next to all those beautiful fair-skinned ladies?

Rockettes: must be tall, must have great legs, minimum amount of black women need apply

>>19529272
Hahaha. They look all out of place.

Why does that duck have dragon dildos coming out of its nipples?

>>19529269
Depends on what you find hot. He's maybe middle-aged with a manly beard. I'd call him a 7, but his personality kicks him up to 9.

>>19529273

that's because tall pretty black women are pretty much guarenteed model contracts because they are still in the minority

tall pretty white women are everywhere and they need somewhere to be tall...white...and pretty

WE CAN'T JUST LET ALL THESE TALL PRETTY WHITE WOMEN GO WITHOUT JOBS

>>19529306
HERE HERE

>>19529306
Sounds like you're butthurt he doesn't like tall black women.

>And now, finally, the goddamn parade
WHAT? WHAT WAS I WATCHING BEFORE?
WHY DID I WATCH THAT FIRST HOUR?
AAAAAAAAAARGH!

Do we have to mention 9/11 on every holiday? Jesus Christ.

>>19529340
ha ha made ya watch

>>19529298

ahaha his hair alone makes me like him
yeah he's pretty neat I'm sold (now I have to find time to watch it haha)

>That Avril lip synching

I want to fuck Avril Lavigne

http://www.earthcam.com/events/thanksgiving/2011/

>>19529377
Have some fucking standards.

>>19529349
It's not funny! It was Broadway shit, mostly adaptations of better things!

And one movie about drag queens.

How is this quality entertainment, Macy's? HOW?

Does anyone understand this Chevy commercial where some guy's kids buy back his old car and he keeps crying and clutching his chest? I keep waiting for him to keel over.

>>19529420

probably the only time that guy will ever cry in his life
not at that kid's wedding
or his graduation
or discovering he's now a grandfather

>>19529415
I know. It'll be okay. I only laugh because i'm dead inside

Wow, more lipsynching.

Did they show sanic yet

>>19529420
Not sure.

I watched that State Farm commercial with the Cheers song earlier... I didn't want to get insurance. I wanted to go to the bar.

I don't even go to a bar.

>>19529461
You missed it.

Ugh, country music. Thank the Force for the Mute Button.

Meanwhile, on the stream of the live street cam, a Mickey balloon passes as the crowd cheers "Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, Mickey!"

That is far more awesome.

GOD
THAT FLOAT IS
UNFUCKINGNESSASARY

>>19529441
I suddenly like the ad more now

inb4 Frankenweenie float

OMG SESAME STREET
YOU MAD SIMPSONS?

That delicious brown girl. Yummy

GUYS GUYS GUYS LISTEN

>yfw mlp float

I know it won't happen because that's a minimum 6 floats but I can dream

>Bert bending over out the window
>Ernie bouncing behind him
I'm immature

NUMBER 2 PENCIL

HAHAHAHA

Is it racist to have black kids playing with African safari animals? I can't tell anymore.

Shame I start an hour later. I remember in previous years the live brodcast would start at the same time. What happened to those days?

Also what is with the musical performances? Where is the fucking parade? Seriously... no more...please...

>>19529519
That is INAPPROPRIATE!

Hey it's the pepper spray cop helping out his local community

Holy fuck this Ingrid girl is hot

>>19529550
Only if they're the only ones that are playing with the animals.

>>19529585
Someone's going to shoop it holding a balloon pepper spray bottle, aren't they?

And many men got a blowjob after the newsies sang

>>19529595
Yea she is. DEM cheeks

>>19529518
Yeah sure, THAT's the only reason it won't happen.

>>19529608
How so? The boys were ugly and any older fans would have been disappoint at the bastardization

>Cee Lo
>not singing Forget You

Actually, he looks like he might be actually singing. Maybe not?

>>19529627

why else would it not happen? general question...hasbro has that robot money after all

Wow, Cee Lo Green looks pretty comfy right now.

Did that duck have blue dildo's coming out of his nipples?

>>19529686
Because no one outside of your sheltered little furfag circle knows there's a new show about gay ass ponies, and one that looks like weeaboo cancer at that.

>>19529595
Wait, was that Ingrid Michaelson?

Shit, I thought she sounded familiar.

>>19529709
I'd destroy that asian news anchor.

>Get Zendaya
>not Bella Thorne

Welp, looks like /tv/ isn't watching.

>>19528762
Must buy stupid toy hamsters

>>19529706
I thought it looked more like lazy designed Dexter animation. Pointed angles and all that. Still i don't understand how adults find it entertaining, and i'm an animationfag who watches almost nothing but cartoons.

>>19529706

well the merch is selling pretty well
I doubt anything else would matter as long as it makes money

also not a furfag but you probably wouldn't believe me; it's ok I forgive you, there are a lot of them connected to this show

>That girl

I don't know who she is, but I'd bet she'd be crazy in bed.

>Pillsbury Dough Boy
>symbol of warmth and love

so no nbc livestream eh?

lipsync fail

BOOM BOOM BOOM! ERR'BODY SAY WAYOO!!
wayooo

American Idol fag got caught lip synching.

>>19529750

I'm 23 and enjoy it

however I am also female and I watch it for the fact that there's actually a show on tv in general with female characters that aren't JUST a bitch or JUST a nice girl

and pretty colors, bear made out of galaxies, songs, etc

but I'm pretty sure I'm in the minority

>>19529798

THIS. Why doesn't THIS EXIST? I don't have cable or a digital converter, I don't even have a fucking antenna, but goddammit I want to watch this parade!!!!

So, "the problem with girls is nobody loves girls as much as me" is the friendzone forever alone song or what?

>>19529798
>nbc livestream

NBC = tape-delayed by an hour. Soon you'll see shit everyone else saw an hour ago. Why? Because it's fucking NBC.

>>19529803
All the broadway people are lipsynching too. It's giving me a fucking headache.

>>19529798
>>19529833
Streambro be streamin'

>>19529832
Tits or GTFO

OH YEAH

>>19529832
At least that's less creepy. All the fans i see come out of the woodwork (and actually dressing up) are men. I'm 27 and female tho and i can't stand any of those ponies' personalities. My guy friend is fucking in love with that unstable pink one.

>>19529840

Link??

http://i7mushroom.tv:9595/;stream.nsv

>>19529839
>All the broadway people are lipsynching too. It's giving me a fucking headache.
At least they knew their cue. Poor country bumpkin was 3 seconds late

Puppets titty dancing?

...The fuck is this?

MICKEY MICKEY

Wait. They said the Muppets. That wasn't..them was it?

And what the hell were those?

NOT GONNA LIE

I WANT TO SMELL LIKE JUSTIN BEEBS WHORES

>>19529938

I miss animal helmets

>you will never be a power ranger

KUNG FU PANDA, FUCK YEAH!

Wait, those motherfuckers are gonna skip right over the DRAGON WARRIOR?

Prepare to turn off your tv for 5 minutes. Spiderman is coming

>>19530001
Oh... wait, it's right behind this float.

Which means they'll cover it up with commercials.

Cripes.

>>19530001
Have you seen the new series? He deserves it

>dose Power Ranger voice overs
>drops the keyboard
Oh god why is everyone so shitty this year?

Remember when Cobra Starship was a rock band?

Why is she even holding a keytar that does nothing?

>>19530006
Oh good, there it is.

Yeah, you'd better promote!

did i already miss sonic?

>>19530029
He was the first balloon. Depends on your time zone

>>19530029
Uhhh... nooo... he's coming up right after Santa.

>>19530029
Yeah, his float was right before Avril lipsynched an hour and a half ago.

>AL ROKER IN THE FUCKING HOUSE
>dat getting the pun wrong
>ha ha time for that girl that Disney hasn't exploited yet

Who dis nigglet and why is she pretending to be Rihanna?

That chick was sexy as fuck

Does Neil Diamond have a new album or something?

>>19529839
That's because it's near impossible to actually live perform. At least Broadway shows on normal occasion live perform 8 times a week. Can't say the same for a majority of these lip-syncing idol and new artist fags.

Eat A Dick, Charlie Brown

Any new balloons this year? I saw a fly over and everything looked old.

Fuck yeah, Neil!

>Neil Diamond
>national treasure
>but not Snoopy
Why am I watching this shit again?

How long until the fat man in red?

>>19530131
Diary of A Wimpy Kid. No, really.

>>19530143
I.... what. How? what

>>19530141
Didn't you see Snoopy? Encouraging you to watch the dog show next?

>>19530151

>>19530174
I don't like this feel.

>>19530131
Julius the Monkey and the Aflac duck. Also Sonic to an extent as it was his Modern design.

What in the fucking fuck was that?

Sonic the Hedgehog has a balloon that will be flying. In celebration of its 20 year anniversary.

20 years.

>festival of consumption in decadent capitalist Amerika
>parade named after a shop

Why am I not surprised.

>>19530215
...you shouldn't be surprised. It's been around for 80+ years.

>>19530131
>>19530143
Wimpy Kid was from last year. (I think they said that too)

The only one I know of that are new is the Sonic one. The previous one injured someone if I remember correctly.

There's also one custom made by Tom Burton, called B Boy..it looks scary as fuck

does anybody even watch that fuckin dog show?
also, ITT: we imagine the shitstorm that would ensue if there was a pony float in the parade.

>>19530225
I wanted so bad. I am disapoint.

Did Tommy Pickles just hike up his falling diaper?

>>19530219
Apologies, I should have been paying more attention to your vapid worthless culture.

>>19530239
Why must you be so mean, yo?

>Wake up at 10:30
>Watching NBC

Did they show the Tim Burton balloon yet?

>also mfw I work at Macy's in the Staten Island Mall and found out some of my co-workers were holding the Snoopy balloon

>>19530225
I watch dogs shows if there's nothing else on. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. The announcer will say something about a breed and i nod at home like a fucking intellectual going "quite"

>>19530249
Tis the season.

>DAT POWER RANGERS PERFORMANCE

What an aryan Miss America

Patriotism? What is this, November 2001?

SPIDER-MANNNN

>SPIDER-MAN BALLOON

>IN NYC

>NO MENTION OF MUSICAL

You'd think this would be a perfect opportunity to perform one of the songs from the show but NOPE

Poor bastard kids in Mets shirts

>>19530308
you weren't watching earlier, were you?

>>19530308
They did it earlier. We wish to forget it.

>>19530311
Nope, I woke up at 10:30 and I'm watching NBC

>>19530308
They did that earlier. With a gay Green Goblin and Spidey string-shooting everyone.

And there were, like, ten Spider-Men.

It's already on for some people? shit. it's only 8:30 over on the west coast.

How many fucking horse movies can you make? They're all the fucking same :/

http://youtu.be/W9gYMrupdDI

>>19530327
You realize the parade is in New York City, right? On the East Coast?

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

>>19530348
I thought maybe it would be scheduled to be shown simultaneously.

I'm never up this early.

>guy's with red jackets, shorts, aviators, mustaches and headbands dancing
what the hell just happened?

>WALK
>WALK
>WALK FASTER
>FASTER FASTER ASSHOLES

>>19530365

You got served.

PIKACHU! ^__^

Fuck, I miss the way the parade used to be. I remember watching it when I was like, eight, and it was way more parade, way less advertising. Or at least the advertisements were commercials, and all cutesy and family happy fuzzy. Kinda like how watching Miracle on 34th Street makes you feel.

Sigh.

I dont care if he is just lipsyncing, Cee Lo is a boss.

>Pokey-mon
>Pokey-ball
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE AN E WITH AN ACCENT

>>19530393
No one cares. It's like when they want some "socky" to drink

>mfw they use the original Pokemon theme for the balloon

Too bad the majority of kids today have probably never heard it.
Fuck I remember when Pokemon first came out it was like a freakin movement. Movie premieres, concerts with bad popstars, etc.

>>19530393

hi

>>19530410
>socky
I don't mean to go all weeaboo or anything, but
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

>>19530381
>>19530381
This. He's a damn good singer. You can tell he was actually belting it out, too. It's a shame they have to lipsync, but I think they decided to do that because of all the technical issues they've had in the past with audio. That and any wind completely wrecks it.

>>19530225
>>19530225
One day. ;-;

>>19530393
but pokey-mon is funnier

>>19530381
Every single performance is lipsync.
It's like that every year for the parade.

Incoming creepy as fuck balloon from Tim Burton

Christ

>>19530463
goddamnit, tim, i used to like you. why do you have to be such a fag?

Oh, Tim Burton ballon! :o
He's cute! ^__^

that thing is scary ass shit

>>19530463
Fuck yeah! Nightmares for all the little children!

>Tocka-shee... mora...commie...
Nice read there, lady.

LOL NUT PUNS. YOU GO, AL!

Oh shit, was Tim Burton actually there?

From the interview I read from D23, I thought he was in England?

>Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter in audience

>Oh it's not so bad
>It's kinds cute.
>Look, he's smiling...
>WTF shark teeth!

holy shit that grinch costume

>>19530485
>>19530485

Eh, I guess not. Anyways, here's the interview with the director of the parade and him asking Burton for the balloon:

>http://d23.disney.go.com/news/2011/11/disney-on-parade/

CBS shows the parade too, without all the celeb plugs. They actually show the a lot of the parade.

>Star of Shake it Up

Uh...no...

>the STAR of Disney Channel's Shake it Up!

Haha fucking Bella got thrown under the bus

HELLO KITTY!
FUCK YES! <3

>name kid fake black name
>pimp her to every talent agency as soon as out of hospital
>lands contract with Disney
>quit job and laugh evilly in new house

Ugh, why did they get the ugly disney girl?

Zendaya > Bella

/tv/, what's a Zandaya?

>>19530545
Some shit from Zimbabwe

OH MY GOD THEY'RE TURKEYS

>>19530545
It's some Brazillian dish.

haha whoever is in the Dora costume is freaking hilarious

>>19530575
>>19530568
>>19530545
>Zendaya, whose name means "to give thanks" in Shona, was born Zendaya Coleman to Claire Stoermer and Kazembe Ajamu (Coleman) on September 1, 1996, in Oakland, California

this nigga isn't even african

>fresh beat band
haha oh, wow

>>19530573
As God as my witness... I though turkeys could fly.

>>19530593
>>19530593
>>19530593
>>19530593
My fucking face when I was born on Sept. 1st too. Fuck.

These marching bands aren't too bad. Some of them are a little too giddy to be shamelessy promoting Macys.

>>19530593
Nothing worse than a white-bred reborn African

HAIL

KING OF FAGGOTS

>>19530605
its probably the most famous any of them will ever be

Fuckkkk. >:I
Keep having to get up to work on sweet potatoes and shit.

HAHAHAHA. JOHNNY WEIR. I love that dude.

>that guy on the rocking horse

ha ha ha wow.

Good thing Weir has limp wrists. They looked rubber he was waving them so hard

>smurfing his way through the big apple

>>19530593
>>19530605
I think it's sweet that they named her Thanksgiving just so she could take part in this parade. Also, since you share a birthday with her, you should rename yourself Zendaya 2.

>>19530627
Seriously.

>>NBC goes to commercial
>>switch to CBS

>>19530600

THEY'RE HITTING THE GROUND LIKE SACKS OF WET CEMENT!

OH, THE HUMANITY!

>Clumsy smurf is the one they use for the parade

Oh yeah, that won't end horribly.

>>19530655
I'm laughing so hard i'm crying

>>19530430
>concerts with bad popstars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5nCCqNPXbU

Anyone remember this?

>>19530637
I came first. She should be MissingNo 2.

>>19530674
If you're in New York, you could make that happen!

>>19530693
I'm afraid I'm not. One day.

>Dat animated special

I think that was on last year. Anyone see it? The animation looks good in the commercial, and I don't even like cgi things.

>>19530663
>>I'm laughing so hard i'm crying

Probably the funniest ten minutes in tv history.

Mannheim Steamroller, what the fuck are you doing playing prop instruments.

>>19530714
>>19530714
It was actually really cute. :>

Eeee. ^___^ Manheim Steamroller. Finally, some real entertainment!

Yay, Santa! :D