that's right, you heard me.

>>18783191

I'm sorry, we were just to busy thinking about how edgy and grimdark you were being.

Agree

>>18783199
Spiderman wasn't grimdark. that was part of the reason why it was good.

>>18783210

I was talking about OP.

> edgy and grimdark
> dancing
Pick one.

Nope, never bought Tobey as a superhero. The voice is annoying, he can't act for shit, and he is a tool. The whole trilogy can fuck right off.

If he would have stopped him, maybe he would have gotten a reward. Then he could have bought his shitty car.

It's his fault his uncle got killed. Fuck him.

>>18783224

> implying dancing can't be grimdark.

>>18783228
Peter Parker is all of those things. Tobey McGuire was the perfect Peter Parker.

>>18783239
This

>>18783236
this

if he wasn't such an asshole he could have saved his uncle

>>18783236
>It's his fault his uncle got killed. Fuck him.

that's kind of the point

>>18783237

Do the "Peter's a Dick" Dance!

>>18783224
Fuck your bullshit, I pick both.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yok0eo7Ew8s

Why didn't he just become a professional athlete?

He could have made millions.

>>18783301
Why didn't superman get a job as a one man demolition crew? He could have made millions.

>>18783314

Exactly. I've always wondered why superheroes never get a job that complements their abilities.

>>18783301
>mfw some one implied physical ability was all it took to be a superstar athlete

Was Spider-Man rich?

He lived in an expensive New York apartment and supported his Aunt in Queens.

>>18783333

When you have super-human athletic abilities you can do well in most sports #fact

is superman being able to turn back time accepted as his regular abilities or was that a one time thing?

>>18783333
> superstar athlete
Only in America.

>mfw that scene in the jazz club

Honeslty the worst scene I have ever watched in any movie ever. It makes the Mega Shark eating a plane look well written and immaculately performed.

>>18783301
why didn't he become a bank robber?

>>18783367

Why didn't he become a serial rapist?

>>18783333
That is all it takes to be a superstar athlete. They're just dumb brutes who bash into other dumb brutes for the amusement of fat retards from the south.

>>18783349
>>18783353
the point im making is people assume it just take hurrr big musclesz and fasst spweed and you can be an athlete.

Superman could play football but outside that no spiderman/superman/batman would all fail at sports.

/convo

>>18783287
Also this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtxR1aiORqk

>>18783384
Spider-man would be the greatest receiver in NFL history. His super grip and jumping would mean he would never miss a pass and never fumble.

>>18783394
forget football because outside QB it takes no skill.

>>18783363
MegaShark eating a plane was quite possibly the best scene in anything ever though.

>>18783408
Same skills would apply to basketball or even tennis or swimming. Spiderman could pick any sport and be the fastest person in the sport with the most highly evolved reflexes.

>>18783340
>>18783340

He mad good money being the only person being able to take good pictures of himself

Spiderman can be 10 times better than Casillas/Neuer

Just sayin'

I dunno, the fight outside the diner in Kick-Ass was pretty awesome.

>>18783423
>basketaball
he would need to perfect his dribble, shot taking, defending, etc

>tennis
he would have to work on his volley, accuracy, positioning, etc

>swimming
if i had /sp/s guide to what is and is not a sport i would post it.

>>18783442
I dont think anyone can top Neuer right now lol.

>>18783384
No. Make Spidey a halfback and hand off. TD every time. They are not going to tackle him.

>>18783423
he doesn't have any interest in sports
because Peter Parker is a nerd.

This thread is pretty great.

My friend always thought about what would happen if Spiderman snapped one day and drowned someone in webbing, like what if he held their mouth open, and just shot webbing down their throat until they suffocated?

That would be a pretty damn bad way to go.

>>18783588
sounds sexual

>>18783588

He's done worse. He ripped someone's face off with just his hand.

I loved all three Spider-Man movies.
I loved Tobey Maguire's performance
I loved stylistically cartoonic cinematography
I loved shitty CGI
Come at me now.

Superman can go back in time
And yet for some reason he doesn't use that power to save Krypton
LEARN2LOGIC SUPERDORK LOLOLOLOL

The trailer for the reboot is already better than any of the Raimi movies.

>>18783228
Sounds like you are a tool to me.

>>18783615

Whoa, whose face did he rip off and why?

>>18783588
Technically any super hero could snap. I'd be most afraid of the Green Lantern though. He can make pretty much anything with his ring. Imagine a torture chamber where you can torture people with whatever your ring can create.

>>18783255
>asshole the guy cheated him out of the money Fuck you /tv/ I know some of you would have done the same thing.

>>18783670

Sasha Kravinoff's face during Grim Hunt, cause he was like, "Fuck yo' shit, I'm spidey!"

>Batman
>being emo for something he had no control over

>Spiderman
>coming to terms with the evil actions of his past, learning to forgive himself, and become a better, stronger person all while being friendly and sociable

>be Spider-Man
>become goalie
>use spider sense and amazing agility
>implying anything gets by me
>????
>profit

>>18783776
He was emo over seeing his fucking parents die infront of him you insolent child. I think these people that scream emo all the time expect human beings to be robots or some shit. That makes for a shit story.

>>18783820

>spiderman
>essentially kills his uncle
>goes on to be greatest superhero of all time, getting bitches and doing science

Batman's a whiny little bitch.

Spider-Man 1 and 2 are god tier. Too bad they never completed the trilogy.

>>18783847
>spiderman massive nerd nobody likes at school
>nobody will ever respect Peter Parker and lives off little money in a shit apartment
>batman owns a billion dollar corporation has massive name recognition
>best detective in the world
>has an awesome butler and fucking mansion
Cry more

>>18783847
I like both

>>18783890

Erm, nope. Spiderman's a millionare scientist in 616 right now; lurk more, newfag.

>>18783970
Spiderman is a nigger.

>>18783990

ULTIMATE Spiderman is, and a halfie at that.

when spiderman gets the venom suit he's supposed to become confident, suave and threatening

author can only act as the mumbling retard

Why didn't Frodo use the ring to become a professional hide and seek player and make millions?

>>18783970
We are talking in terms of movies. Comic books don't matter you fucking nerd. Go back 2 /co/. Plus fuck the retcon bullshit.

>>18783970
He also has sex with marvel's editor in chief.