MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

HERE KITTY KITTY

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

NABABABABABA! I am offering a trade.

Um, guys? Isn't it obvious that she isn't Niki? This shit is catered to middle aged housewives. It shouldn't be THAT hard to figure it out.

MUDADADADADADADADADADADA

WHAT THE FUCK 404?

>>1877647

OVER 9000 Posts.

I do many things you don't see, if you know what I mean.

Ando should break out his Hadouken right now and end this nonsense.

>>1877642
JOJO REFERENCE FTW

The Poltergeist?

Eat it, Mohinder! Eat your fucking skin! Bleh!

fux my butts

fuck yes! mohinder is now officially beast!

Man all i could think about was what that chunk of skin must taste like.
It looked like the skin off of a good piece of fried chicken...

KILL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

He's a lizard like Mohinder the lizard from season one. Geckoguy ftw

delicious skin flakes. must eat

once again the chink storyline is infinitely superior

>>1877643

you fail...

>>1877703
GTFO, weeaboo

talking turtles lol

>>1877698
fuck you're right!

ULURU!!

THANK YOU TURTLE!

THANK YOU TURTLE YOU SAVED MY LIFE

SIMPSONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT!

LOL.... Britney Spears

Wow. Product placement from the niggers. Nice, NBC.

lol nigra

lol sprint

well he got energized quickly

lol sprint ad

Do you know Britney Spears?

LOL SPRINT PLUG

lol sprint

RAFIKI!

>>1877628

talking turtle would have been cooler.

KEEP WALKING FATMAN

africa man has the dead artists painting power now?
lame

FIGHT CLUB TWEEST IN 10

Stole chess game from x-men.

ghosts playing chess!

OMG GAIZE CHESS IS A METAFOR FOR TEH SHOW!!!!1

>>1877758

But he accesses the dream time! Forget the fact that's Australian...

OH HIM

>>1877765
CALLED IT!

CALLED IT NATHAN IS CRAZY

Badass powers are badass

>>1877698
Fuck you, he's obviously Spider-Man.

>>1877766
X-MEN INVENTED CHESS

Knew it.

THE GERMAN = MAGNETO

is that little indian fucker making people dream during consciousness now?

What the fuck, pyrokinesis is a shitty power for level fucking five.

"you don't wanna know"

writer's code for,"neither do we"

NO I DO WANNA KNOW THAT MEXICAN JESSIE'S POWER GAHHHH
THE FUCK

FIRE-CHICK

OH GREAT MORE PYRO POWERED PEOPLE.

>>1877777
77777get

Gay.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TORRENT BITCHES

HEY WE LOCKED THIS PYRO IN THE BASEMENT AND THEN INTRODUCE ONE THAT'S FREE ON THE STREET.

WHER-IS-HE!

Did anybody notice Mohinders transformation is EXACTLY like Jeff Goldblums from The Fly????????

Ugh, this is too confusing.

LOL burning people.

>>1877805

durp.

These new villians suck ass.

oh shi-

villains kick ASS. MOAR

wow wtf?

fire at a gas station? what the hell. even Zoolander was more realistic than this shit.

....shit.

'Villains' is right.

MAGNETO HOLYHELL!!!!

>>1877815

lol the german is magneto

looks like sylar isnt the only bad guy on the block

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYY

LOL who didn't see that coming from a mile away.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

NO....

IT CAN'T BE TRUE...

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

WHAT A TWEEST!

HOLY FUCK THEY'RE SIBLINGS.

sylar is peter's brother?! stereotype?! FUCK11111111

how the fuck is angela his mother!
HOW!

also, anyone as happy as i am that daphne is totally tapable?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

HOLY SHIT A BANANA CHASED A MONKEY

Lame villains are lame.
"HAY GAIZ I BURN PPL AM I HARDK0R YET LOL?"

Gabriel 'Sylar' Petrelli

If Angela is Sylar's mom, I will LOSE IT.

HUH? Then who did he kill?

3 people with fire powers woahhhh so interesting

-________________________-

and the fanfic begins........

>>1877803
BLUE = EVIL
RED = GOOD

This is so dumb. "HEY HERE'S 20 MEANINGLESS THINGS TO DIGEST. ONCE ONE BECOMES SIGNIFICANT OR UNDERSTOOD, IT WON'T MATTER BECAUSE IT'S ALL OLD SHIT WITH NEW TWISTS!"

im already tired of this fuckin show

>>1877839
are you watching in dfw? lulz

Wait
If Sylar and Nathan are brothers
How awesome would it have been if he actually did rape claire?

Total Win... stupid writers not adding incest.

holy shit, just finished watching that first ep on tv. I never saw it coming from a mile away. the end of that ep made me go, "holy shit"...

COME HERE MOMMY, I WANT A HUG

YOU'VE GOT THE HUNGER

I have a feeling this season is going to make no fucking sense.

Now we've got Iceman, Pyro, Magneto, a Boggart from Harry Potter, annnnnnd... Jesse.

In the beginning of the show Claire stuck her hand in the garbage disposal, blood dripped onto the floor and Mr. Muggles licked it up. MR. MUGGLES IS INVINCIBLE.

And Daphne is hot. Reeeaaalllyyy hot.

4/10

that was kinda lame. it better get fucking a step more into power and less into this bullshit.

That shit would have been so fucking boring if I wasn't reading /tv/ the whole time. Thanks guys.

Evil pyrokinesis has teh blue flame. It's hotter.

Introducing more shit characters =/= good season

/tv/ hates everything. They're /b/ with remotes.

>>1877837
She looks like that girl for lazy town, which is good I suppose.

Anyone have a screencap of Jesse's Sheet?

Jesse has Echo de Milo's power from the webisodes. Another Banshee clone. Question is, can Peter use it?

>>1877853
yup

HEROES = MARVEL ZOMBIES

HURR YOU HAVE THE HUNGER

PRO TIP:
Heroes is really just original x-men but with a new name and different costumes.

>>1877845

Claire's mom, ManAzula and who else?

>>1877873
funny/10

>>1877827
>>1877826
>>1877828
>>1877831
>>1877832
>>1877834
>>1877836
>>1877837
I don't think she is. I think she's just fucking with his head.

She probably mind controlled Sylar into thinking Angela is his mom, I mean really why would Sylar help HRG if he wasn't mind controlled?

OH FFFFFFUCK!
PETER AND SYLAR ARE BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1877866
/tv/ ruins TV.

HOLY FUCK HEROES SEASON 3 YOU ARE THE WORST THING EVER

>>1877866
Truth.

>>1877860
It does if you think of it as a comic book instead of a tv show. A lot of people are gonna think it sucks but I sort of get what the writers are trying to do.

It's convulted, built on TWEEST, but I think it's on purpose.

that fucking rocked.

>>1877848
actually a blue flame is hotter than a regular flame.

Didn't anyone read? Jesse's power is "Sound Manipulation".

>>1877902
/tv/ can't tolerate thought unless it is expressed in exposition. Then /tv/ whines about the exposition took too long.

>>1877860
M. Night Shyamalan is doing guest directory....

>>1877909
I don't read /tv/ asshole.

MOHINDER GOT LAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!

Guess what the show just jumped?

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>>1877917
Truth

>>1877920
ABOUT FUCKING TIME TOO

>>1877921
Guess what your post is.

<--

Now whose up for the office this Thursday?

>>1877907
I call a flame fight between Claire's mom and that pyro dude.

>>1877902
I'm in the minority that thinks Season 3 is great so far. They stopped trying to be deep and are just piling on multiple plotlines along with more heroes with more powers. It's ridiculous but it works.

wait which one was Jesse I couldn't keep half of that shit straight

>>1877945
The black guy.

>>1877907
AZULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1877949
see now I know who it is

>>1877854

doesnt claire fall in love with peter?
and peter is nathans brother so..
incest ftw?

Heroes Destiny.

>>1877945
Take your Ritalin and tell mom you'll be up to get your hot pockets later. Maybe that will help you pay attention.

>>1877628
Its over now!

That episode was filled with fuck yeah!

Jesse is the same spic hoodlum that was bffs with Veronica Mars.

Heroes = Code Geass

I need spoilers guys. Tell me so I can ruin it to my friends who are going to watch it in about an hour.

>>1877939

That's what hooked people during season 1

"HURRR FUTURE HIRO"
"DURR SOMEONES FUCKING SHIT UP"
"HURRR OH SHI PEOPLE ARE ALL CONNECTED"

>>1877971
/a/ is that way.

>>1877956

WINCEST

>>1877984

Nikki gave a sleazebag the COLD shoulder. Lets just say he got put on ICE.

HURRR THIS SHIT SUCKS

I watched, I shat bricks.

Fuck, I can't wait for next week.

>>1877956

Yes. Bitch said it in the shitty clipshow special.

>>1877898
Man, is anyone here not overly critical and can't just sit down and enjoy something without tearing it apart over trivial things or without logic at all?

It's just a show people, just watch it and don't think yelling about it on the internet will do anything.

>>1877993
YOU CANNOT DENY THE SIMILARITIES OF THEIR TRAINWRECKINESS

SPANISH SIDEBOOB

>>1877984
STILL /r/ SPOILERS!

PETER AND SYLAR AND BROS
MOHINDER IS SOME ANIMAL THING NOW
MOHINDER GETS LAID

WHAT ELSE?!??

JESSE IS THE LITTLE KID FROM KAZAAM FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1877984
Peter shot Nathan
Nathan doesn't die
Sylar and Peter are brothers
Mohinder makes superhero juice
Peter's mom's power is future dreams
Future Peter replaces Present Peter

>>1878010

No, that's not how good tv works. Good TV doesn't pile 300 different things on you and expect you to enjoy it.

>>1878010
Most of them are from /b/, /a/, or other shitty boards. They'll go away after tonight then come back next week when they watch Heroes then bitch about how horrible it is and how they won't watch it again.

Then they'll be here the week after that.

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

SYLAR IS A PETRELLI BROTHER
SYLAR GETS CLAIRE'S POWER
CLAIRE CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE
SURESH KNOCKS UP MAYA
SURESH TURNS INTO A MAD SCIENTIST, THEN SPIDER-MAN, THEN THE FLY
ANGELA HAS DREAM POWERS
FUTURE NATHAN SHOT PETER
FUTURE NATHAN STEALS HIRO'S POWERS
FUTURE NATHAN SENDS MATT TO AFRICA AND HE'S FUCKING USELESS
NATHAN SEES LINDERMAN AS A GHOST
NIKKI HAS ICE POWERS
ANDO GETS RED HYPER BEAM POWERS
THE NEW VILLAINS HAVE SPEEDSTER, PYRO, MAGNETIC, FEAR, AND POSSESSER POWERS
BOB DIES

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>>1877971
>HEROES = CODE GEASS

SO FUCKING TRUE. I've never raged at a TV show so hard as I've raged for Heroes tonight. I'm hoping this season won't be a let down and that the writers manage to dig themselves out at the end of this season. I'm worried this shit will be the most ridiculous thing ever.

>>1878026
Why did Peter shoot Nathan?

Sylar is going to become a good guy anti-hero. Mark my words.

Also, what happened after Peter's mom was like "I AM UR FATHER?"

Roommate was being a fat cunt.

>>1878040
>future nathan

>>1878027
Good TV makes me enjoy it. I enjoyed Heroes. You were too busy pretending to be a critic and hating it. Yet, in the end, you're still a sad little virgin living in mom's basement while criticizing a TV show.

So if this is Code Geass. Then who is CC, Kallen, Lelouch, or Suzaku?

>>1878015
Those were freaking nice tits, too.

>>1878042
Nathan telling people creates bad future wit torture camps or sometihng

Sorry but this is Some Ol Bullshit....

...Season 2 had barely anything happen and now it seems like they overcompensating....

Sylar is Peter's Evil Twin?!
Mohinder traps that Wonder Spic ass and is turning into William Burkin?!
Niki's not dead and somehow has Sylar's underused freeze-touch from season 1?!
The "Villians" thy've been hyping amount to nothing more than "Doing it for the LULZ?!"

Again.... Some Ol Bullshit

Heroes should have just stayed as a one-season Watchmen knock-off....

>>1878055
For mutants I assume

>>1878041
Maybe you should get a life, then you wouldn't get mad at a TV show. You know, friends and stuff? Channel all your pathetic energies into something other than yelling at a TV and masturbating?

>>1878057
0/10.

So..was the shark jumped?

episode was better than expected.
im sure at some point during this season we WILL get to witness some wincest.

>>1878010

Why do people still take anything serious on 4chan? It amazes me.

I'm just gonna throw this out there.
Sylar and Hiro are half brothers.

We all know Angela slept with Kaito.
So I'm going to call it now.

>>1878061

0/10

>>1878053
Nathan must be Lelouche because he was playing chess just now, and so Hiro must be Rivalz. I think Niki is Cornelia and granny is C.C. and Claire is Kallen. Also Electric Rapist is Anya.

I don't know about this;

On one hand, they've taken the hint and upped the pacing from Season 2. Now I think every episode will be HOLY FUCK X IS RELATED TO Y THE WORLDS GOING TO BE RAPED IN 5 MINUTES GODDAMN NIGGER SYLAR IS IN YOUR HOUSE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE intense.

On the downside, they're shoving ridiculous twists down your throat constantly.

Honestly, if they focus on the super powers and action instead of the drama, which I think they were trying to do this episode, it'll still be better than last season.

Also MAN AZULA FUCK YEEEEEEAAAAAR

>>1878040
So is it safe to say that future Peter has the level 5 villian's powers, and that guy present Peter is in, has the ability to put people into other bodies?