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Portland, OR folks: Anyone want to get drinks and eat cake to celebrate 4chan's 8th birthday on Saturday? Let me know.

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Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)06:02 No.18651496

The fucking feel when you realize the awful odds of meeting or even going out with your waifu ;_;

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)06:30 No.18651542 That feel i know it

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)06:31 No.18651548 It hurts.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)06:31 No.18651552 The fucking feel when you realize the awful odds of meeting or even going out with any girl, even an ugly girl

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)06:31 No.18651553 are you fucking serious? I really thought you were all joking...my god..I'm so sorry...

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)06:32 No.18651555 File1317378730.png-(59 KB, 571x515, 1316445080568.png) >>18651552

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)06:32 No.18651556 >having odds above 0% whats even the point of a waifu then, faggots

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)06:33 No.18651567 File1317378838.png-(28 KB, 1000x1000, 1316445555766.png) >>18651556 >whats even the point of living fixd

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)06:53 No.18651593 File1317379993.gif-(63 KB, 400x400, 1313892431596.gif) I thought that was some snus on your desk at first, but then it turns out it wasn't...

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)06:53 No.18651608 I lol'd at the cactus and the stain covered t-shirt. That's basically me, except I don't smoke and I'm female

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)06:54 No.18651623 That feel when all your friends are getting married around you

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)06:54 No.18651628 File1317380060.png-(5 KB, 320x240, UGH.png) I have no wife

SoShiBro! !OliviaPkqo 09/30/11(Fri)06:54 No.18651629
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This is why you learn to Lucid Dream. Takes time and patience.

I have a nice imagination so I can play out events and scenarios with my waifus.

>>18651556
Theres different levels of waifuism. Ranging from devout to casual.

Cant really talk for other people, but when I look at, listen to or even think about my waifus, I get very happy and willing to not kill myself out of boredom.

Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)06:54 No.18651634

Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha holy fuck. I've been on /tv/ for a while and this is the saddest (in a fucking hilarious way) thread I've ever seen, not just on this board, but on any board. That's saying a lot, considering my home board was /r9k/.

Hahahaha, man, stay beta /tv/.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)06:58 No.18651671 File1317380333.gif-(145 KB, 680x846, 1316449586114.gif) >>18651629

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)07:00 No.18651694 >>18651634 /r9k/ wasn't very sad but you think it was because it was because it was all you knew and it makes you feel cool. welcome to 4chan. enjoy your stay. >>18651608 you're probably fatter than op, too.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)07:01 No.18651698 Has any of you cried over your waifu just because?

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)07:01 No.18651699 >>18651623 They stand in a circle around you and marry each other? Brutal, yo

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)07:33 No.18651768 >>18651634 >laughing at other peoples misery to feel better about yourself sure is insecure in here.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)07:35 No.18651785 Has any of you cried over your waifu just because?

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)07:40 No.18651813 File1317382805.gif-(10 KB, 646x817, feel with it.gif) >>18651785 nope, felt like shit thou when I heard she was dating.. chloe that is

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)07:44 No.18651840 File1317383060.png-(117 KB, 800x900, 1316439368139.png) >>18651785 I need to move to new york! ;_;

>>	!p/Dakota/2 09/30/11(Fri)07:48 No.18651870 File1317383295.jpg-(1.57 MB, 2400x3600, 60506-dakota-fanning-at-2010-c(...).jpg) >>18651496 I wanted to ask her out to dinner or something one day if she ever came back to the east coast, but I'm too afraid she'll think I'm insane and/or dangerous ;_;

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)07:49 No.18651876 >>18651870 Wait i thought she IS in the east coast on NYU beanie?

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)07:49 No.18651885 File1317383396.jpg-(16 KB, 500x461, 1316441773248.jpg) >>18651870

>>	!p/Dakota/2 09/30/11(Fri)07:57 No.18651951 File1317383820.jpg-(1.07 MB, 2265x3402, 0007-CinemaAudioSocietyAwards0(...).jpg) >>18651876 she is, but that's still quite a distance to travel just to hear "get away from me!" ;_;

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)07:58 No.18651975 File1317383934.jpg-(90 KB, 500x377, 1317140788937.jpg) >>18651951 Fuck this shit, fuck this gay world FUCK THIS

>>	eJ·6i 09/30/11(Fri)07:59 No.18651981 File1317383960.png-(575 KB, 911x534, 1305924888900.png) >tfw

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)08:07 No.18652076 OP, you should have said >the odds of going out with, or even meeting your waifu the way you wrote it makes no sense

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)08:09 No.18652101 >>18652076 I know, you must understand its a sad moment...

!p/Dakota/2 09/30/11(Fri)08:10 No.18652110
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>>18651975
Well, she's not really the most normal of girls.
She did love to get her teeth pulled and to cut up fake eyeballs and pretend to cook with them because the insides looked like butter.
Her current dilemma seems to be, "What pencil case do you use in college?" and is enjoying that she can use her hello kitty ice trays without anybody telling her otherwise ;_;
Who knows how she would feel about something like this?

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)08:14 No.18652160 Its a really sad feeling :(

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)08:56 No.18652297 File1317387371.jpg-(55 KB, 448x720, 1289305419369.jpg) I got to meet her at a charity event, say hi and shake her hand. she's levitating

>>	Kaiji... !KaijiFcZK. 09/30/11(Fri)08:58 No.18652359 File1317387530.jpg-(77 KB, 400x600, X004.jpg) I will meet ASR and marry her obviously

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)08:59 No.18652368 >>18652297 Thats cool!

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)08:59 No.18652372 >>18652297 >shake her hand Beta as FUCK

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)09:05 No.18652384 >>18652372 I wasnt the only one there. There was a line, most people got about 10 seconds to say something.

Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)09:06 No.18652391
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>>18651951

You can't treat her like an obsessed fan. You can't put her on a pedestal(as much as she deserves it). You can tell her you admire her work...that's about it.

It's much better if you get to a position where you can see her regularly. If you can only see her once at a public event(ie autograph signing, meet and greet, etc), you'll be treated and dismissed as a fan.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)09:06 No.18652392 Whats with the pedos...oh wait youre all underage, carry on.

Fugue !!vYKgRsAk8xE 09/30/11(Fri)09:06 No.18652411
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I do not know a lot about science, but since they have apparently found particles that move faster than the speed of light, the chances seem to have increased dramatically.

Of course, time travel is still the most far fetched form of science fiction, but still.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)09:11 No.18652449 >>18652391 The thing is how not to see her only when signing autographs and stuff but regularly ;_; i guess you must live in the same area or frequent the same places she goes to i guess ;-;

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)09:15 No.18652487 >>18652449 You know the school she attends, you know the building she lives in...

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)09:16 No.18652499 >>18652487 Yeah that's an option, shes in college right now tho...

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)09:26 No.18652591 File1317389177.jpg-(12 KB, 321x444, 04.jpg) >implying Dakota isn't going to fuck John Mayer right after her classes are over today >implying any of you have the balls to do anything about it

>>	!DAVEYNK/fU 09/30/11(Fri)09:29 No.18652618 One day...

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)09:35 No.18652664 >>18652618 JGL isn't a waifu.

>>	!DAVEYNK/fU 09/30/11(Fri)09:41 No.18652705 File1317390064.png-(56 KB, 1208x1424, Waifu FAQ.png) >>18652664 Sure he is. See question #2 on this sheet.

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)09:58 No.18652903 >the feel when you know which song you would dedicate to your waifu

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)10:01 No.18652948 File1317391280.jpg-(27 KB, 482x681, 1316842031216.jpg) >>18652903 Baby come back (8)

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)10:03 No.18652966 File1317391393.jpg-(20 KB, 409x393, 1316139617995.jpg) >>18652948

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)10:03 No.18652974 >>18652948 What's wrong with his penis?

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)10:04 No.18652979 Dat feel when you realise I met, dated and married my waifu. I'm in fat neckbeard heaven!

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)10:05 No.18652988 File1317391518.jpg-(13 KB, 211x251, 1316800525428.jpg) >>18652948

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)10:06 No.18652996 File1317391571.jpg-(30 KB, 250x250, 1316494115493.jpg) >>18652948 >>18652948

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)10:08 No.18653018 File1317391716.png-(48 KB, 348x299, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(...).png) >>18652948 Hahahaha oh god i shouldn't have laughed that loud i think

>>	Anonymous 09/30/11(Fri)10:48 No.18653193 File1317394116.jpg-(15 KB, 252x159, 1313628591001.jpg) >>18652948 >>18652903 I heard that your settled down. That you found a girl and your married now. I heard that your dreams came true. Guess she gave you things I didn't give to you.

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