Could someone tell me what this was like? Any good jokes? Where to watch?

what do you expect from the most religiously oppressed country in the world? freedom my ass, its an illusion thats created so you faggots can feel good about living in a crumbling country.

Seriously? They were this desperate to create a shocking premier? Pathetic.

well ah, not every actor has to be comfortable with showing his junk to the world. i'm pretty even some europeans have modesty, disregarding france

>>18474734
Actually, I believe Kutcher wore a ridiculously big prosthetic penis for the filming of this episode.

>>18474723
>what do you expect from the most religiously oppressed country in the world

Shut the fuck up, retard. Seriously, Amerifat problems. Do you really believe that? Are you fucking serious?

>>18474776

No, I'm not and you are retarded to believe that. It has nothing to do with religious oppression anyway.

>>18474744
While he is retarded for thinking we are the most religiously opressed country in the world, we are a pretty religious bunch. I mean we have in god we trust on our money, We're still very much a puritanical nation, which is why America has such a high moral agenda.

>>18474723
>>18474744
>>18474776
>>18474799

What constructive debate, professors.

>>18474822

What debate? Look no further than Iran and Saudi Arabia and this whole thing reeks of insanity. Then you get into Somalia, and this went from retarded to "purge this faggot from existence".

>>18474715
>any good jokes
>Two and a Half Men

You really have to ask that?

>>18474856
>implying Somalia didn't have to import religious extremists from America to help them write the "kill the gays" law

>>18474711
What wrong with not wanting our children to see wang.

>>18474906
Why do you care? Anyway, if your kids haven't seen wang in their own home, you're not raising them right.

It just like one of my japanese animes!

>>18474918
I just think you want to see Aston culture's penis. It's not our fault your shitty country want's to corrupt your youth into being sex starved morons.

>>18474821
I guess that does make some sense, we enforce our own religions but it's often the majority in this country that calls the shots. That's why gay marriage is illegal in plenty of states, because it comes in conflict with christianity. We are holding ourselves back, so in a way we oppress ourselves socially and politically (since we vote in our representatives)

>>18474918

Dear lord, an uncut advocate. Enjoy your smegma, retard.

Watch "Steam of Life" to see how we handle nudity on TV in Europe.

>>18474946
>going down on a girl
>she's uncut
>examine her labia
>there's smegma

yeah you can get smegma in more than just the foreskin

explain to me why it would of been funnier if it wasn't censored?

can't go 10 mins without seeing other dudes dicks?

>>18474946
Is it so hard for Americans to take a shower and wash their dong?

>>18474957
That's a documentary and it's not the same as two and the halfmen.

>>18474979
Well the same applies to movies and TV serieses. You can't watch an episode without seeing someone's dick.

>>18474968
It's not about that. It's about Jews marking their property. If you're circumcised, it's because of Judaism and you know it.

>>18474996
and how does that make it better? Why would you want that?

FAGS FAGS FAGS FAGS
FAGS FAGS FAGS FAGS FAGGY FAGS

Spoiler: its penis

>>18474998
So Jesus does some kind of penis check when you get to heaven?

>>18474957
It's not just TV but there are comics aimed at kids that have nudity too

>>18474968

Tell that to the billions of Muslims.

>>18475003
It doesn't make it better. It just shows that America is deadly afraid of nudity.

>>18475010
Don't be silly. God collects baby foreskin, so you have to sacrifice it to him so he can make gloves, shirts etc out of it.

>>18475014

Lol, no nudity in Jersey shore

Geordie Shore comes out and there's tits within five minutes

>>18474938
>Aston culture
>want's

>>18475019
Yeah but no penis or vagina

>>18475013
>implying islam isn't 'Judaism 3: Citizens On Patrol'.

Same basic religion, bro.

>>18475014
yet you still haven't told me how that scene in op's pic. would of been funnier if he was nude. We're not deadly afraid of nudity.We just aren't stupid. When two character start to have sex. We don't have to be shown them fucking to understand they are fucking.

lots of butthurt euro in here

butthurt over not seeing dick

THAT MAKES YOU GUYS FUCKING FAGS

YOU GUYS ARE FAGS

>>18475020
I just woke up. I was going to correct it, but i was like meh. It's only /tv

>>18474925
>if your kids haven't seen wang in their own home, you're not raising them right.

Out of context, that statement is terrifying.

>>18475056
Americans are homophobic, even about something as natural as nudity.

why is it always euros starting shit?

>>18475064

No amount of context makes that not terrifying. Have you had the displeasure of seeing your dad's cock as a kid? You just never recover from shit like that.

I'm gonna go out on a limb (seeing as I didn't watch the episode) and assume that he was naked for the purpose of comedy. It stops being as funny when his dick is actually there swaying from side to side in plain view. Leaving it to the audience's imagination makes it funny (or as close to funny as you can get with Two and a Half Men).

>>18475073
no we just aren't dick admiring sir gaylord like you

>>18475074
>always euros
>thread on page one right now saying anything british is unfunny

Well done amerifat.

>>18475092
Um, I think I'm okay. Yeah, yeah I'm okay.

>Two and a Half Men is filmed in front of a live studio audience

>>18475064
it also say's women aren't funny. It's pretty much a troll thread. Of course it's probably that euro humor you guys love so much. you know where they say shit and cock all the time.

>>18475116
>>18475105
>Decide to look up the plot for Neo Ned
What the fuck? Seriously?

>>18475116
>Like most kids, Ned idolized his father and dreamed of following in his footsteps. Unfortunately, his father was a two-bit crook who spent most of his life in jail. Without a family of his own, Ned falls in with the Aryan Brotherhood. Soon after, Ned is placed in a mental hospital where he is mesmerized by a young black girl who believes Adolf Hitler was reincarnated in her. What follows is a gritty character study and poignant love story of two people brought together by a seemingly impossible connection. As a result of that connection, they both find that there is more to a person than what is on the surface.
>Starring Jeremy Renner

>>18475166
OY VEIGH YOU GOTTA LEARN DIVERSITY GOY

>>18475092

Um, I used to take baths with my Father when I was young and I'm okay

why are euros so obsessed with america?

>>18475248
>implying every person who criticizes america is from europe.

this is how americans actually think.

>>18475248
why are americans so obsessed with america?

>>18475271
>>18475277

>euros get called out
>try to deny their obsession

seriously, it's just sad.

>American media
twoandahalfmencensored.jpg

>British media

Why are europoors so insecure.

Actually wait I dont give a shit just keep the shit posting in /b/.

I think it's interesting how Americans are ok with showing people getting killed but they don't show nudity.

>>18475317

You can enlist to kill people long before you're allowed to buy cigarettes or drink or even see R rated films.

>>18475092
>thinking that seeing a penis of a family member is inherently sexual and bad

Cool neurotic puritanism, america.

>>18475350
This. Me and my nephew piss together all the time and have lightsaber fights with our wee.

>>18475350

What? Quit being delusional. America is not out to get you or brainwash you. The fact that you're up for the idea of seeing your dad's raging cock is disgusting.

Americans think that when someone is naked they have to watch their penis.

>>18475389

>OH NO. I'D BETTER NOT SEE MY DADS PENIS OR I MIGHT TURN GAY AND START SUCKING HIM OFF. HELP ME LORD JESUS.

A penis is just a body part. Like an arm or an ear. Have you seen your dads arms and ears?

>>18475389
Nobody is, it's just that it borders in psychosis the idea that we should conceal any sexual context something as natural and normal like nudity could have.
No wonder you have so many problems with homosexuality and child offenders, I can't start to imagine all those repressed thoughts just because some of you never experienced a family shower.

>>18475389
Hold up. No one's "up for it." I'm not barging into my parents bedroom hoping to glimpse some genitalia. I'm saying that when you live together in close quarters for a long period of time you're going to see some stuff. Why freak out about it?

It's just not that big of a deal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w21tm3cz5M8

LOLDEATH

is this how eurotrash make themselves feel better about not only being irrelevant in the world today but being America's bitch?

>>18475479
I love this one. It always reminds me of those fat ugly bitches who convince themselves that the bullies are just jealous.

I love how the idea of family showers is completely normal and I'm seen as the freak. Yeah, that shit was cool when my mother used to bathe me as a child, but at no point did she take her clothes off and spread eagle into the bathtub with me. It has nothing to do with being religiously oppressed, as I don't believe any of that shit, it's just weird. I do not want to see that shit.

So much eurotrash insecurity itt

>>18475515
She probably did and you're just too young to remember.
Newsflash: mothers bathe on the nude with their babies!
>>18475542
Not even close.

>>18475515
>spread eagle into the bathtub with me
See. Your insecurity means that you can't even think of your mothers body without making it sexualised. That's not healthy or normal. You have mental problems my friend.

>2011
>not taking a bro shower

>>18475550
so insecure

europoors are always bad at hiding their insecurity no other denying.

>>18475542

it's hilarious going on /tv/ in the mornings because all i see is HURRR AMERIFAT shit. and they try to act like they aren't way more concerned with us than we are with them.

>>18475583
What? Can't see a member of your family nude because you'll instantly pop a boner? Goddamn it.

>>18475564

What? There is nothing sexual about it. You're just pushing your shit. Listen to yourself. Spread eagle just implies that her legs will be spread if she's going in a bathtub which means everything is in plain view and, unlike you, that is disturbing to me. I will never have that relationship with my mother and I am glad for it. Don't attempt to make it seem like I have mental problems because of this. You Europoors play that shit in Canada and you're getting double takes everywhere you go.

>>18475602
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO INSECURE O MY GOD.

JESUS CHRIST I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SEEING PENISES YOU ARE SO INSECURE IT MADE ME CRINGE IN REAL LIFE.

>>18475625
... Okay, you're confusing me now. To clarify, I'm trying to say that there's nothing wrong with nudity in general and that it's ridiculous to conceal it on tv unless necessary (PG rating, etc).

Europoor butthurt and samefagging

~the thread, the movie

>>18475564
That's exactly what I thought when I read that post. But then, I took showers with my little sister until I was ten. When I told her we were getting too old for that she cried. I had to invent this weird knocking game, so that when she took a shower alone she wouldn't feel alone.

>>18475596
lol, modern europoor culture is defined by being antiamerican. its pretty pathetic when your culture is determined by not being something. its the same reason black culture is retarded, they try so hard to not be white they reject all the good things in it.

american television is highly prudish but it has nothing to do with govt censorship, cable tv is entirely self censored. You can show almost anything on cable, the only reason they don't is because they don't want to upset the advertisers.

>>18475649
>implying you haven't samefagged the hell out of this thread

how is your anal pain?

>>18475649

>>18475675
>'Intelligent'. adjective. having the opposite opinion to whatever JackBurton says.

>>18475317
ymra eht noij

Seriously, though, is bathing with family members mainstream in Europe? Like it's an everyday occurrence that you can openly speak about in public without consequence? You tell your friends that you take baths with your mother and father as a teen and shit? Really?

>>18475729

>>18475731
It's normal pretty much everywhere except USA, it seems.

>>18475731
Why wouldn't you? That's the fucking point. Being naked isn't sexual. You're not gonna start fucking each other.

>>18475729
>noij
>jion

>>18475763
>>18475731

Why would i an adult male. take a shower with my adult father or mother? It's fucking weird.

>>18475763
>doesn't watch European porn

>>18475763
>privacy doesn't exist in europe

>>18475771
... But nobody said anything about adult family members showering together. What the fuck are you implying?

>>18475747

>>18475704
Enjoy being eternally butthurt, and working so hard to not be something that your own identity is determined by other people.

Europeans are like canadians, they work so hard to not be like americans that they forget the good things that americans DO do, and become caracatures of their former selves.

black people have done the same thing, they've worked so hard to not be white, and despite what you feel about white people they civilized the planet and promote education and hard work and respect, so if blacks reject all those things they act barbaric, retarded and lazy. europeans do the exact same thing with americans.

>>18475789
>and despite what you feel about white people they civilized the planet and promote education and hard work and respect
Hahahahahaha!

>>18475786
that's my point. We are all adult and at a certain point in life. Seeing your dad cock isn't normal.

>>18475731
I feel like you're imagining a whole family piling into a single bathtub or something. lol.

>>18475787

>>18475812
... But we're talking about bathing with your parents when you're A KID or a baby, not after you've grown up.
Do you really think grown adults in some places of the world take communal showers or something? I mean sure, there's saunas in Japan, but that's an entirely different thing.

ITT: People acting like society in Sweden, Poland, Spain and Turkey is the same.

>>18475812
Don't ever go to the gym with your dad... you might accidentally see his wee-wee.

>>18475812
But there's absolutely no reason to find it disgusting or offensive, and if you're not exposed to the human body as a child, then your perception of it will be warped for your whole life. So you have adults who wrongly think that penis and vagina is disgusting, even though we all have them and see them every day. Hence retarded censorship.

What I don't understand is that most adult Americans act like freakin' teenagers when they see a naked ass. America's buttocks fetish is incredibly lame.

>>18475840

>... But we're talking about bathing with your parents when you're A KID or a baby, not after you've grown up.

then there's no discussion because that's completely normal in the u.s.

>>18475849
Good point. Don't you fat fuckers ever go to the gym or the sauna? There are dicks everywhere.

>>18475781
Have you been to europe? its poorass as fuck. even Germany which is by far the best. they live in tiny little houses that are old as shit and rotting. nothing works, they don't have near the amenities the average americans have, and then they all ride the bus to work.

When you're poor as fuck you can't be worried about things like privacy.

>>18475889
You're joking right?

>>18475869
Then why were we having this discussion AT ALL? That's precisely what we've saying all along, there's nothing wrong with that UNLESS you took showers with your mother after growing up or something, which is a messed up concept and nobody here (aside from those misunderstanding the point) was implying such thing.
>>18475889
Holy shit, I'm not even european, but shut the fuck up.

>>18475856
We're just not used to seeing them on television. Give it another 10 years of people being used to watching everything on HBO and Showtime and no one will react to it anymore.

Besides, it's hardly "most" Americans. I can't think of a single person that I know besides my mom that would be shocked at seeing a butt.

>>18475879

At the gym, we got the classic old man with no inhibitions. He just likes showing his shit and everyone is always uncomfortable. Kids laugh, grown men look away.

>>18475879
americans go to the gym FAR more than any other nationality. and seeing strangers naked is no big deal, but constantly seeing your dads dick as an adult is pretty weird.

>>18475898
If he actually believes half the shit he comes out with, I can only pity him.

>>18475905
Yeah, that explains the high obesity rates.
Dude, stop talking, you're an idiot.

>>18475901
Most of the time when people, women especially, see someone flash ass they start squealing and going "OMG CUTE BUTT".

Um, really?

I'm also getting sick of how prudes call the penis a "peen".

JackBurton is actually retarded. He's not trolling. It's best you completely ignore his shit and pretend he doesn't even post. He's on that privileged suburban white kid intellectual delusion.

>>18475905
>stranger dick is fine
>dads dick is weird

Why? Because it's illegal to fuck your dad? If you're not thinking sexually about those penises, why is it weird?

>>18475905
The only american men who go to the gym are homosexuals and repressed homosexuals

>>18475898
have you been to europe?

I lived there. Its one of the main reasons I'm no longer a democrat. I grew up idolizing europe, being told it was this secular utopia. then I went there and it completely changed my life.

just wait til this next recession hits and europe falls apart completely.

>>18475927
So, they think the guy's butt is cute. How is that being a prude?

>>18475954
I've lived here my whole life.

>>18475919
It bothers me that people assume that all of America is the same. Most of the obesity in America is in the south and along the bible belt areas. People in cities are slimmer in general and gym use is high. They are also less retarded in general.

>>18475954
>I lived there. Its one of the main reasons I'm no longer a democrat.
So... Living in "Europe" (a whole continent) changed your AMERICAN political views?