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  • File : 1315337060.jpg-(36 KB, 470x627, Kevin-Smith-is-too-fat-to-fly.jpg)
    36 KB Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:24 No.18216425  
    So I heard this fat shit said something about the Star Wars BluRay changes. What was it?

    Also, did he seriously lash out at Bruce motherfucking Willis?
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:25 No.18216441
    bump
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:25 No.18216443
    >>18216425
    I don't know he has worked with him so what? Stop crying faggot.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:26 No.18216451
    >>18216443
    What the fuck did you even just try to say?
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:26 No.18216454
    I dunno about the Star Wars thing, but I heard him say on some podcast that Bruce Willis was a dick on the set of Cop Out.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:26 No.18216456
    They're both morons from Jersey.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:26 No.18216458
    Kevin Smith is imploding.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:26 No.18216459
    Give it a rest, will you?
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:26 No.18216465
    THey are adding jay and Silly Bob in the background to ONE scene.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:26 No.18216466
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    IRL Toy Story?
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:27 No.18216470
    Wait wtf is all this about?
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:27 No.18216474
    >>18216454
    Did he? Let me sum the situation up.

    >fat untalented retard makes an awful, AWFUL film starring Bruce Willis
    >the film sucks and bombs at the box office like everything else Smith has done
    >shift the blame on the studio, producers, even Bruce Willis
    >never yourself, like the fat retard you are

    Good going.

    >>18216456
    Bruce Willis was born in Germany.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:27 No.18216477
    >>18216425
    whatever he said about the Star Wars BR changes it's nothing compared to what neckbeards have been saying ever since the announcement of the BR when the speculation started on ''what will Lucas fuck up now?''
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:28 No.18216484
    Of course he said it. He's the fattest angriest little shit in the world. Inb4 Kevin Smith posts claiming he's not a little bastard.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:28 No.18216489
    >>18216443
    hey kevin, go back to tim hortons.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:29 No.18216497
    He never really lashed out at Willis, he just mentioned in an interview that he was disappointed while working with Bruce, because he seemed like he was just phoning his performance in.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:30 No.18216504
    >>18216474
    >implying he wasn't only the director and in it for the money
    y so mad
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:33 No.18216508
    >>18216497
    This.

    Also, he defended Lucas on the bluray changes against the nerdrage.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:34 No.18216532
    >>18216489
    He's not Canadian.

    Hating Kevin Smith is so lame. He should be off your radar faggots. He's become such a punching bag for pretentious teenagers trying to seem discerning.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:34 No.18216538
    He talks about the Bruce thing here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QQNOqKjZok
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:34 No.18216544
    >>18216497
    im not suprised working with tracey morgan
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:35 No.18216554
    >>18216484
    Agreed.

    Someone post that Twitter fit of rage when someone important said he wasn't important. Like a fucking child who got shown up by a teacher.

    Kevin Hate General.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:35 No.18216561
    Kevin Smith is finished and all his movies will be forgotten within ten years. Why are we even talking about him anymore.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:37 No.18216601
    >>18216561
    Cause it's fun to rail on him.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:38 No.18216612
    Kevin Smith has said he would smoke weed during the filming of Cop Out. I'm not surprised Bruce Willis didn't take it seriously if that was the atmosphere on set. Nothing against weed but don't smoke it when you're supposed to be making a film, it's no different to turning up drunk.
    >> CLINT 09/06/11(Tue)15:39 No.18216625
    >>18216532
    >He should be off your radar faggots.
    Kind of tough when he won't go away.
    Complaining about hyper obnoxious pop culture garbage is perfectly fine. They're detritus, leeches. False Shock, Back-lash, these are their tools in trade. He's lower than the guy who does TMZ, he's basically a self propelled eating and whining machine.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:40 No.18216633
    >>18216625
    >he's basically a self propelled eating and whining machine.

    TWEET THIS TO HIM RIGHT NOW
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:40 No.18216646
    HOLY SHIT RED STATE WAS TERRIBLE

    Did you not remember how to use cameras and stuff you fucking retard?
    >> CLINT 09/06/11(Tue)15:40 No.18216649
    >>18216625
    >Kevin Smith
    >self propelled

    Pick one
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:41 No.18216651
    >>18216554

    >Twitter fit of rage when someone important said he wasn't important

    do want.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:42 No.18216682
    Lots of Kevin Smith on /tv/ now. There used to be way more people that liked him and his movies than disliked. Now its the other way around
    Don't know what changed. Maybe it is his endless whining of late and the fact that he says he admits to being a shit director that changed peoples opinion of him and his work.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)15:58 No.18216907
    bump
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)16:00 No.18216934
    >>18216682
    OP here. I never liked his shitty films. But I am of the Internet generation. I grew up knowing/reading what must have seemed like a revelation in Clerks.

    The Internet truly kills that film. It bores you to death simply because you can get the same opinions (and have seen them countless times) on 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)16:09 No.18217101
    RED STATE IS SO BAD IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE BY SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW RECORDING EQUIPMENT WORKS
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)16:12 No.18217135
    >>18216682
    The only worthwhile thing he ever did was Clerks, and he didn't even realize what made it good, too fucking right he's a shit director.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)16:13 No.18217159
    >>18216934
    You missed the point.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)16:49 No.18217722
    >Did you not remember how to use cameras and stuff you fucking retard?
    I haven't seen the movie but if it was somehow made without a camera then I'd say he's surpassed James Cameron.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)17:55 No.18218705
    >>18216508
    >Condoning anything related to Lucas post 1990
    well fuck his shit
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:03 No.18218808
    >>18216682
    Personally, I really liked Clerks, Mallrats and Clerks 2. I even found Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back alright. There's some special feel in Kevin Smith films that I love.. it culminates in the Clerks film. I really like his View Askewniverse thing, very positive thing. I don't follow podcasts and other shit so I don't know what he says in the media though..

    Also I'm Finnish, not American, so that may be why the Clerks American realism thing hits me so hard
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:18 No.18219014
    His movies were always highschool-level tripe, even when he was "good".
    Apparently he never grew out of that phase, even when he grew in size, because just like that dude who did Donnie Darko, he now has a dedicated fanbase of yesmen praising his every brainfart and they'll be there for him until he dies.

    The hilarious thing right now is that he was basically challenged with making a "serious" movie so now he'll be stuck in an endless loop trying to prove himself by doing these pathetically bland movies nobody gives a shit about.
    The movies are so lame they don't even register enough to get people to shit on them, which probably infuriates him more because he can't insult random people on his fatcast.

    Also, what this guy said

    >>18216474
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:20 No.18219050
    I tried watching Cop Out one afternoon when it was on cable.

    It's about as unfunny a movie can possibly get.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:23 No.18219079
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    >Kevin Smith rant about being thrown off a plane for being fat on twitter
    >refresh twitter to see rants multiply in real time
    >Twitter goes down due to overload
    >Twitter has a picture of a whale being carried by multiple birds when overloaded

    Good times.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:26 No.18219128
    >>18216682

    >Lots of Kevin Smith on /tv/ now.

    Lots of him everywhere if you catch my drift.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:27 No.18219133
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    People are talking Shit in this thread.

    Red state, Clerks I/II and Chasing Amy were great films. I've never read a well constructed, justified rant against Smith. Ever.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:28 No.18219152
    >>18219133

    At this point noone even wants to bother with that since he's not worth the effort.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:30 No.18219185
    >>18219152
    >>18219152
    No. Just walk away, man. Walk away.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:31 No.18219203
    >>18219014
    Have a look at every Q&A Panel Kevin has ever done.

    I swear to god it's the most ungodly collection of ugly and fat people I have ever seen. It's like they are attracted to him. Just plain butt fugly. And really creepy. Even the one he did in London was full of those creeps.

    I remember one male fan in London ask him about Mews' sex life or some such shit and if he had masturbated to the porn of him.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:34 No.18219243
    >>18219133
    Hi Kevin.
    >> CLINT 09/06/11(Tue)18:35 No.18219257
    >>18219133
    I've never seen a well constructed, justified Kevin Smith movie.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:35 No.18219266
    >ITT, a bunch of fat talentless neckbeards who spend all their time on the internet call Kevin Smith, a director who now spends all his time on the internet, a fat talentless neckbeard.

    You're in good company /tv/.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:37 No.18219285
    I used to fucking love Kevin Smith, but god what the fuck happened? I listened to his Smodcast and didn't care when there was some advertising, but then there was more and more, and he just started complaining more and more and talked about how much he loved smoking weed. His evening with's just showed how much of an asshole he was becoming to his fans. And to not even give a commentary track on Zack and Miri? The fuck, and he did it just because the movie didn't do well enough. He is a hack who is trying to piggyback on his own fatass. Kevin Smith is over
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:37 No.18219288
    >>18218705
    yeah i love the star wars christmas special too
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:38 No.18219299
    >>18219266
    Go back to fingering Harley's little asshole Kevin.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:39 No.18219312
    >>18219299
    U jelly bro?
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:40 No.18219325
    >>18219299
    o lawd
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:41 No.18219345
    These threads are so fucking hilarious. Keep at it.

    And I still have yet to see that Twitter rant.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:41 No.18219348
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    >>18219312
    Very.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:42 No.18219356
    >>18219133
    Yeah Red State was incredible, it was incredibly boring and had a jarring inconsistent tone

    >Kevin Smith writing the script: wait wait wait, they're not saying fuck enough, that'll convey suspense"
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:45 No.18219395
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    The absolute best part is that when you tell him this is not how Twitter works he shouts abuse at you and blocks you.
    >> Anonymous 09/06/11(Tue)18:49 No.18219450
    Does nobody seriously have that one about Smith not being invited to some panel or some shit and him going nuts over it?



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